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The last good website.

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Subscribe to Defector: The last good website
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This is Defector, a new sports blog and media company from the writers you missed. We made this place together, we own it together, we run it together.
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Even Joe Buck and Troy Aikman find pregame flyovers to be a little much these days:
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Arizona Trump supporters accuse DeAndre Hopkins of being cooler than previously realized:
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Point/Counterpoint: Rush Limbaugh
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Iowa TV station interrupts U.S. Open at funniest possible time:
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Over 10,000 people subscribed to on Day One, but billions more have the opportunity to join on Day Two
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BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS
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Everyone but the Mets kind of sucks at winning challenges:
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To the fan who sent us Steve Sharts and a blank piece of paper in a plain envelope with no return address ... thank you.
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The Defector website will launch in September, but you won't have to wait that long for our content: the @DistractPod with @david_j_roth and @drewmagary launches on August 13!
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We understand that everyone is excited about , but Roth and Lauren encourage you to take this time to remember Lyle Overbay and Todd Jones. Who are some guys you remember?
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This is why everybody hates the Democrats:
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To celebrate the launch of Defector, Daniel Radcliffe read some of the Worst Tweets of 2020 so far. Watch the full version here:
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Selling out still sucks:
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@EasterbrookG Here's a new idea: you going and fucking yourself
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Why is this tiny frog so awful at jumping?
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Thanks to everybody who's trying to comment on the site this morning. We appreciate you bearing with us as our server tries to handle 200 requests per second.
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There's nothing worse than a shitty team that also takes forever to finish a single game. With that in mind, here are the MLB fans that have suffered the most so far this year.
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You can only start so many fires before your house burns down.
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The comments work.
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There is evidently some confusion about what, exactly, Jeffrey Toobin did wrong. @AlbertBurneko is here to clarify.
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Apple engineers keep coming up to @drewmagary and @david_j_roth , big strong engineers with tears in their eyes, and they say, "Sir, too many people are downloading @DistractPod . Our servers can't handle the downloads!" Do you believe that, folks? It's a disgrace.
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Jason Whitlock made some important points in front of Congress today:
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It never ends like it should:
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A very comfortable bear for your Friday afternoon.
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It's been a hot summer for all of us. Yes, even for bears 😅🐻 A black bear climbed into a Virginia kiddie pool recently to cool himself down during this heat wave.
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Mask on, cards ready: Roth and Lauren are Remembering Some Guys
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Remember when literally all of this happened already? @AlbertBurneko at @outline :
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Drew on living in a country that has a relentless death wish.
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Here's your 2020 Name of the Year bracket:
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Reds share statement about Thom Brennaman, hilarity ensues as here's a drive into deep left field by Castellanos And that'll be a home run. And so that'll make it a 4-0 Ballgame. I don't know if I'll be putting on this headset again.
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Flyers’ Scott Laughton struggles to raise flag, stares directly into the sun:
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Frogs evolved the ability to jump before they evolved the ability to land, meaning not all frogs have mastered the second part of the process.
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You can get a discount if you subscribe to Defector before we launch in September. That's what we call "economics," baby.
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Yes, the cast and crew of 'The Master of Disguise' did hold a moment of silence on set to reflect on 9/11. And yes, Carvey was in full turtle get-up. The impromptu ceremony just didn’t actually happen on 9/11.
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The Giants didn't invite Aubrey Huff to their World Series reunion for a simple reason: He's a gigantic prick. From @Samer :
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Thanks to everyone who subscribed or signed up for our emails on today. Enjoy Edmonton vs Calgary tonight.
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Money is a necessary and sufficient explanation for why college football is being played. It’s the reality, and pretending otherwise just insults everyone.
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Why are the 76ers partnering with “an entertainment technology” company with no apparent product, a history in the ready-mix concrete business, and a CEO whose name and credentials seem made up? Nobody seems to have an answer.
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