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David Roth

10 years

Here's a sentence that has stuck with me for 22 years, from a doofy classmate's story in 8th-grade English: "The werewolf puked and died."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

When you're watching the second round of the NBA Draft.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Whatever your politics, whatever your party or candidate, wherever you stand on one issue or the next, if you care about the United States of America and want it to flourish you have to admit that all this shit is objectively hilarious and rules very much.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

I'm sorry but you're going to have to be more specific.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

12 years

PF Chang's waiter: "[Recites specials] Stephen A. Smith: (Acts surprised) "To me, that's preposterous. Crab Rangoon, things of that nature."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

Me reading the comics on the train.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

When you're thinking, really thinking, about what it would be like if Beavis & Butthead were rich.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

I think Jessica Walter's Lucille Bluth was the single funniest TV performance I can think of. The writing and everything put her in a position to succeed and all that, but she just couldn't have been better in it.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

@RealJamesWoods I too am unable to recognize a difference between the heroes who defeated fascism and the rancid losers who lost trying to preserve slavery.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

Three days of police trying to find a way of saying "it didn't seem worth it to us, at that moment, to try to stop the man with the gun in the school" that aligns with their brand/self-concept as a class of heroic protectors that exists above the rest of us. Good luck guys.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

@WalshFreedom The laws of your state and this nation obligate you to pay your child support.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

It feels perfectly of this moment that all the young people I know are canceling plans and getting ready to self-quarantine less because they are afraid of getting sick than they are of making old people sick, while old people are doing this.

Dan Eggen

@DanEggenWPost

4 years

Many older Americans think the coronavirus crisis is overblown. So they’re holding onto cruise reservations, attending concerts and Zumba classes in spite of please to social distance. “I’m a hand shaker,” one retiree said.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

1 year

Even before this Elon was a competitor for one of the all-time wackest posters on this site. A sweaty reply-guy for the worst accounts on here, a joke-thief and a bore, and a relentless, charmless ROFL emoji donkey in every facet. At this point he's clearly the worst poster ever.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

My sources in the White House describe Trump as "watching television harder than they've ever seen him do it before" and "damp to the point that, when he moves, it makes a sound like a dish sponge being squeezed."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Republicans asking to exempt the largest and most profitable companies on earth from providing paid sick leave during a pandemic is one of the most Republican things imaginable, and Democrats capitulating to Get Things Done is one of the most Democrat things imaginable.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

Regret to inform that I cannot see the Trump tweets you're referring to, as I am blocked by the fucking President of the United States.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

Doctor now reporting that Trump is 75 inches in height and, because he is made entirely of meringue, weighs only 36 ounces. "Damnedest thing I ever saw," he said. "The boy's all egg."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

I do not want to spoil anything but the continued success of the Top Chef contestant who can't taste anything because he is recovering from Covid is one of the wildest recurring bits on television. He's just out there making plays.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

The fact that Carl Reiner hung out with the same buddies for the last 70-odd years of his life, just like eating deli sandwiches and trying to make each other laugh, is the most crystalline expression of "squad goals" I've ever seen. I just think it's great.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

It seems significant, if also ominous, that armed citizens popping off shots blindly are now afforded the same passive-construction rhetorical absolution for killing people that police get.

NBC News

@NBCNews

2 years

A 9-year-old girl died after she was struck by a bullet fired by a man who had just been been robbed, Houston police say.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

I'm so fucking sick of these people and their tireless, shameless dedication to every cheesy grievance. I hate that they're running the country, and embarrassed at how appropriate it is that they are at this moment in time. Sorry I forgot to do a joke!

Ivanka Trump

@IvankaTrump

4 years

If it’s Goya, it has to be good. Si es Goya, tiene que ser bueno.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

"Everything you loved, everything you have, will be taken from you, and there is nothing you can do about it. You will lose all of it. But with these goggles, you can enjoy a fake version of the world you remembered, probably while all alone. We're Meta."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

Real Americans don't need sports, entertainment, friends, or community. We only need big wet leader, the thick boy who gets upset about TV.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

It's weird how every single person that works for Trump is ultimately revealed as someone disgusting enough to work for Trump.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

9 months

Probably the closest Musk has come to A Good Tweet and he nearly died in the attempt.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

The funniest Trump shit is when he's feeling bad because of some bad polls and the unfair fake news media and they just bring in like a bunch of trucks or motorcycles for him to look at so he'll cheer up. Here you go, sir, it's a big tough bulldozer!

Jeff Mason

@jeffmason1

4 years

Riding on the White House grounds.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

No one will ever believe how inept and impossibly out-of-touch the ostensible opposition party was at this moment. Too old, too rich, too far from everything and everyone to understand the moment, and no way to make them care. Not ideal!

Heather Caygle

@heatherscope

4 years

Pelosi asked about Trump’s Bible photo op last night. She goes and grabs her own bible and is now reading from it.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Disturbing to see people laugh at Nigel Farage getting a milkshake thrown at him. What if it had been a sundae? What if he had rainbow sprinkles in his hair and butterscotch pooling in one of his ears? What if there was a maraschino cherry atop his head? Not so funny now, is it?

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

I'm not pleased to have had this thought but I am now hoping I can stop thinking about it altogether. Anyway sorry.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

All the disgusting ugly bullshit that idiots talk about on the internet because they think it's naughty and because the internet isn't real invariably makes its way into the real world. The idea that any of it is ever Just A Joke isn't tenable at this point.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

Of all the gross things that America has invented and mass-produced, Aspiring Celebrity Tough Guy Sheriffs have to be about the grossest.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Every time Trump is asked a question about a foreign country he 1) seems unconvinced the place is real, then 2) affirms that he knows it exists and that he is very popular there, and 3) says the country is "working on what I'm hearing are some very big things, so we'll see."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Drake getting so fired up that he spontaneously grabs a mic and performs six straight near-identical mid-tempo songs about being sad in a nightclub's VIP section.

Ballislife.com

@Ballislife

5 years

Drake celebrating the Toronto Raptors championship! (Via @TSN_Sports )

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

Feckless, cynical, manifestly overmatched, all of that. But I am constantly blown away by how fucking WEIRD this party is. What are you even going for, here?

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@FarnoushAmiri

2 years

As protesters can be heard in the back chanting outside SCOTUS, House Democrats sing “God Bless America.”

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

David Koch had a dream, which was to make things easier for himself and a few friends while also making things significantly worse for everyone else on the planet. He is gone, but now that work falls to all of us. Today, whenever you get the chance, harm someone vulnerable.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Crank dat soulja boy

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

10 months

I'm the guy that Hunter Biden texts all those images of himself smoking crack. I just do the little thumbs-up response.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

Aaron Rodgers, dead-eyed, muttering "Let's Go Brandon" to every question he gets after the game.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

We have to at least consider the possibility that the republic is too stupid and pissed off about weird shit to survive.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

At some point you get used to the sadism, which is bipartisan and old. The obvious and outwardly incongruous delighting in it, that weird giddy smugness in the "no," is a little harder to process.

RootsAction

@Roots_Action

3 years

Senator Sinema a little too happy for poverty wages to remain

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Everyone is on a knife edge every day, the biggest bosses are outright saying they don't care if their workers live or die, and somehow the people screaming the loudest and getting the angriest are financially secure oldsters who think skipping a haircut is being in the gulag.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

At least 45 percent of our national conversation is just old people complaining about something they saw on TV.

Fox News

@FoxNews

7 years

Ben Stein: "We don't need @Beyonce lecturing us on climate change. We don't need @Beyonce lecturing us on racism."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

There are so many people in the House of Representatives who very clearly would not be able to hold any other job. Probably fine.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

/In an extremely More In Sorrow Than In Anger voice "Regretfully, the teenager who survived a mass shooting has been insufficiently respectful of our dumbass hobby."

National Review

@NRO

6 years

David Hogg has chosen to insert himself into an important national policy debate. We who disagree with his views on guns have a duty to speak up against them. via @CharlesCWCooke

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

The worst, dumbest man of his generation is the President of the United States, overseeing concentration camps and staggering erratically towards war. Coverage of the election in which he will or won't be deposed is mostly going to be about which candidate is being mean/rude.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

It's wild that, after the requisite period of shit-eating silence, a decent portion of the mainstream right pushed the idea that these kids were obnoxious/bad because they were too vocal about the incredible, preventable trauma they endured.

Miami Herald

@MiamiHerald

5 years

#BREAKING : Second Parkland shooting survivor commits suicide, police confirm Via @MoniqueOMadan

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

The defining experience of being one of these guys is doing something dumb with nothing more in mind than upsetting someone else and then just kind of milling around waiting for something cool to happen as a result.

Oliya Scootercaster 🛴

@ScooterCasterNY

3 years

Dozens of Anti-mandate activists have entered a vaccinated only food court in Staten Island chanting "USA USA"

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

It's infuriating to see explicit calls for state violence like this get filed under "culture war wedge issue." At some point you have to take seriously that the people pushing this stuff really do want to punish and hurt trans people and their families.

Erin Reed

@ErinInTheMorn

2 years

Greg Abbot has officially directed Family and Protective Services to begin investigating all trans children in Texas and prosecuting their parents as child abusers. He has also instructed all teachers, doctors, and caregivers to begin reporting any trans students they see.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

When you are very high.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

The last generation of Americans that will be remotely secure in their retirement, who enjoyed prosperity their grandkids won't, have decided they'd rather spend their last years seething and terrified about cable news bullshit.

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@Robillard

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

When u see the wabbit

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

People are talking about Trump's protuberant diaper-driven frontbutt in this video, and deservedly so, but spare a minute for his steadfast refusal to let his wife anywhere near his giant golf umbrella.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

On the one hand, people definitely chant "NYPD suck my dick." On the other, at some appointed hour every night cops run up on peaceful gatherings and just start beating the shit out of everyone. I agree that it's hard to say which is more offensive.

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@thehill

4 years

NY Gov. Cuomo: "They've treated police officers with such disrespect in New York City -- I am stunned."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

It's incredible that Chuck Todd is a major figure in our political discourse. He has the vibe and the look of a Kinko's manager who's on Reddit for 13 hours every day.

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David Roth

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9 months

Really difficult to imagine a worse headline to have written about your website.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Amy McGrath is the funniest candidate I can remember seeing. Every now and then some truly weird and vacuous Dems get swept into the House but a Senate candidate whose whole argument is that she'd represent her opponent's party better than her opponent is pure dark comedy.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

It is beyond satire that, at the precise moment a fudge-brained authoritarian is running child concentration camps and talking about locking up his political opposition, a third of the New York Times' opinion page every day is about Those Jerks On Twitter.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

1 year

Going absolutely crazy when the stand-up comic I paid to see brings out a weird twitchy rich guy in a leather jacket and has him walk around for a while. The whole crowd chanting "more of this" at deafening volumes.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Do other countries have Roger Stone types? Like is there a French political operative who's infamously horny and has a pointed head and is constantly doing crimes and getting photographed looking like Steampunk Riddler? I assume there are like nine in Italy.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

9 years

If I type a K into the search bar, it autofills "Kevin Smith Huge Jorts" because of how often I revisit this image: http://t.co/AmCTleXMBJ

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Brady cutting loose after a big win by treating himself to some undressed zoodles and his favorite "cheat" dessert: staring at a photo of a strawberry for 30 seconds.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

I was a prominent advisor to the campaign that somehow lost a presidential election to Literally Wario four years ago, and I have some spicy thoughts on how this next election should go which I will now share, on television.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

6 years

DAVID LETTERMAN: /rapping stack of notecards on his desk The Curvy Wife Guy. Paul, you know about the Curvy Wife Guy? PAUL SHAFFER: Ha ha ha LETTERMAN: The Curvy Wife Guy /Band plays four bars of Commodores' "Brick House"

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

If I owned a very popular website that I hated, I would simply sell it.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

Presented By Hyundai.

Ron DeSantis

@GovRonDeSantis

3 years

No better way to start Memorial Day Weekend than a Salute to America’s Heroes who made the ultimate sacrifice.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

I feel for people for whom Marianne Williamson is their first Wellness Weirdo Experience. One of the quintessential political experiences, I think across the spectrum, is agreeing with someone and then they say something like The Government Invented Sweet Potatoes To Enslave Us.

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David Roth

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3 years

This is what she understands the job to be. She's not there to sit in subcommittee meetings, she's there to do this shit every day, and also to post.

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@marcrod97

3 years

Lauren Boebert is refusing to comply with the metal detector or allow a bag search. Now standing in the House doorway. Security is refusing to allow her to enter. Appears to be a standstill.

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David Roth

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3 years

I know Fox has never found a lie too obvious and stupid for their puddingheaded viewers to question, but "Green Texas Didn't Believe In Oil And Gas, Deserves To Freeze" is a fucking incredible heat check.

Andrew Lawrence

@ndrew_lawrence

3 years

look at this liar

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

The most worrying thing about Trump as president has always been that he'd absolutely send tens of thousands of people to their deaths if he thought it would make him look good, or even prevent him having to admit he was wrong about some minor thing.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

4 years

Huge endorsement for Bernie, here. Great that the lady who got outworked by Golf Wario and somehow lost an election to him is doing what she can to boost a former rival.

Mediaite

@Mediaite

4 years

Hillary Clinton Mocks Bernie Sanders In Super Tuesday Shot: His Campaign is Just Baloney

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@david_j_roth

4 years

The greatest public health threat in a century has inevitably become a nihilistic meme-off between two broken and embarrassingly checked-out political parties. Obviously that sucks and is enraging. On the other hand look at this hilariously shitty haircut:

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

It is perfect that the official voice of Twitter is now "Estonian phishing email."

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

2 years

A lot of people are teeing off on this, justifiably. Obviously sending everyone tests, or masks, is something that could be done relatively easily, and should have been done long ago. But I can't get past that withering, acid scorn at the very idea of it.

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Jen Psaki somewhat mockingly asks reporter at the White House Daily Press Briefing if the US should be sending out rapid #COVID19 tests to every household. In the UK you can order 1 pack (containing 7 tests) everyday.

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4 years

Jokic putting up an oblong triple-double while looking like he's playing barefoot on a hot driveway against a bunch of his young nephews. Marshmallow Wizard. Just a delight.

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@david_j_roth

5 years

He absolutely should not be the Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it's the cruelest possible joke that he somehow is, but I would dearly like to know what Ben Carson's average workday is like.

CSPAN

@cspan

5 years

. @RepKatiePorter : "Do you know what an REO is?" @SecretaryCarson : "An Oreo?" Porter: "No, not an OREO. An REO. R-E-O." Carson: "Real estate…?" Porter: "What’s the “O” stand for?"

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4 years

High-ranking officials resigning after catastrophic public fuck-ups is one of those things you don't see so much anymore. I'd love to bring that one back.

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4 years

I'm sorry, I know it's hack to do this, just this once please.

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6 years

@GOPChairwoman @realDonaldTrump Throw me into a fucking gulag, queen.

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4 years

I don't think Trump knows about Henry Ford being a bigot, because he doesn't really know a lot of things. Here is what I do think: he believes that everyone who works at Ford is somehow related to Ford. That Henry Ford had many thousands of nephews.

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Trump mentions Henry Ford to Ford workers, then says, "Good bloodlines, good bloodlines. If you believe in that stuff -- you got good blood."

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5 years

I wrote about yelling at bad people who deserve to be yelled at, and how it's fine.

It's Absolutely Fine That Donald Trump Got Booed At The World Series

Every now and then, Boris Johnson stumbles stammering down a street in England looking like a toilet brush that has somehow been granted admission to a fancy private school. Cameras are trained on...

deadspin.com

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

7 years

@PolkCoSheriff Insanely badass to endanger the citizens you serve. I hope your tweet goes really viral and you get whatever benefit you were hoping for!

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6 years

This ends with Stormy Daniels testifying in front of Congress and Orrin Hatch reading a quote like, "[His penis] was like a sandwich bag full of icing. It didn't have, like, a front" while she nods.

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7 years

The new Tig Notaro movie looks dope.

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7 years

I think a lot about this photo of the martini they serve at Trump Grill.

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

3 years

Well we ran a pair of hastily embalmed country club ghouls on a platform of The 14 Words and a full slate of the least popular, least effective political ideas in human history. Got to assume any loss would be the result of some sort of malfeasance.

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David Roth

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My father-in-law is watching a YouTube channel where a guy searches for and sometimes finds old silver dimes; his catchphrase is "it's dime time." As far as I'm concerned my father-in-law is the only person using YouTube properly.

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5 years

I've tendered my resignation from Deadspin. You can listen to the Deadcast if you want to learn more about why, or you can ask me in a few days or something.

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David Roth

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5 years

Bret Stephens' whole angle at the Times, the whole time, has been to get fired for some shitty column or other and then write an unbearable book about his tenure there called like God And Man At The New York Times: My Travels Among The Elite. And they just won't do it!

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David Roth

@david_j_roth

5 years

Only the elderly maestros running the Democratic party are savvy enough not to be baited into action by Donald Trump's clever campaign of constantly committing oafish and obvious crimes, getting caught, and then having his drunk vampire lawyer heatedly cop to them on television.

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3 years

Every prominent conservative on here spending the days after their side's marauders invaded the Capitol (and beat a cop to death) talking about how many followers they've lost in tones of grave and urgent concern is one for the Metaphor Collapse Hall Of Fame. New frontiers daily.

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David Roth

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2 years

You may not like it but this is true. Every day for work I drive an Abrams tank from Queens to Montreal and back. Joe Biden's policies are making this commute economically untenable.

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5 years

The Bagel Store Dickweed is a very rare and valuable kind of Long Island Mutant. Guys who try to navigate day-to-day life acting the way Howard Stern did on the radio in 1998. Guys who voted for Trump, but only because they thought it might somehow help the Jets.

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7 years

When you try to give an anonymous quote but are the only person alive who speaks the language in the way you do.

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2 years

A rare point of bipartisan consensus is that we must come out of the pandemic, whenever and however that happens, not only without any of our many broken systems having changed, but without any of them having even marginally improved. Pretty tough to just walk around with that!

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3 years

There's something gratifying about watching puds like JD Vance eat shit when they try to do conservative politics. They get that the gig is just mashing buttons on The Grievance Soundboard but there's always someone authentically dumber who will do it more convincingly.

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6 years

It's extremely nourishing and cool to see Marco Rubio getting wrecked by local teens and parents but also shout out to Florida Democrats for nominating the Moderate Yacht Dipshits that he easily defeats every six years.

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@david_j_roth

7 years

Congratulations to Donald Trump on his debut album on No Limit Records.

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@david_j_roth

2 years

Got to give it up: the worst people on earth knew what they were doing in rebranding every stupid and roundly discredited political ugliness, the worst ideas with the biggest body counts in human history, as "the brave and edgy thing that the snobs don't want you to say."

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6 years

People are proud to be saying My Wife in a Borat voice again. I am proud to have led the charge against the assault on our cherished national phrase. /Borat voice MY WIFE!!!!

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