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4 months

A little birdie told me our 2024 Fantasy Baseball subscriptions are live. The little birdie also said it includes our Draft War Room. You really wanna lose in a fantasy baseball league to a little birdie? Would be kinda embarrassing, tbh

Razzball 2024 Fantasy Baseball Subscriptions

Daily/weekly MLB player projections for season-long fantasy baseball, DFS (DraftKings, FanDuel, Yahoo!), and best ball.

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Today marks five years since the Phillie Phanatic hit his mother in the face with a pitch.

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The dedication to memorize this is unparalleled in today’s world

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@mmschocolate My son left his wife for a handful of purple M&M's and now you're going to just change them!? Now?!

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@FabrizioRomano So glad Pelé didn't live to see this

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@APStylebook Congratulations, for the first time someone surrendered to the French

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Bobby Witt Jr. extension shows small-market teams can and should make big moves. Column:

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There he is, the greatest baseball player ever, Shohei Ohtani

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Tim Anderson really put 'em up against a guy who's been on the record saying if he didn't hit when he was a kid, he was chased home by armed bettors.

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MLB owners turn their pockets inside out to show they have no money and an Apple TV deal accidentally falls out

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What happened to Conan O'Brien

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MLB is thriving, check out these last three deals for shortstops Carlos Correa to SF — 13 years, $350m Carlos Correa to NYM — 12 years, $315m Carlos Correa to Min — 6 years, $200m

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@GregAbbott_TX The social media person who suggested this tweet for you, mocks you behind your back

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Former MLB pitcher gets barreled up for 2nd hit in 7 at bats to barstool blogger

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4 years

"Why can't the protests be peaceful?" Athletes walk out peacefully. "I will never buy another ticket to a sporting event ever!"

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Anthony Rendon hates baseball. He's got problems with its pace, with the number of games, it's never been a priority for him. Despises baseball. Which is why I'd like to be the first person to welcome Anthony Rendon as the 11th Commissioner in the history of Major League Baseball

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Who are some of your favorite little guys

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It took three weeks for the Mets thumbs down to be noticed bc they only did it when they did something good and they never did anything good and I’m dying

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Javy Báez rips a leadoff single to start off the 2nd (it also appears there's a new dugout celebration, the 👎)

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@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk This list looks like it was put together by a poll taken by 1st graders

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Justin Verlander from 2006 until November 2019: Outspoken about juiced balls; hitters crowding the plate; Cy Young voting; Uber prices; Trevor Bauer; Tim Anderson bat flips; overaggressive baserunning; basically, everything. Justin Verlander since scandal: New phone who dis

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Trevor Bauer got sent down hahahahahahahahavavava cmon bro hahahabahaha what? Hahahahahaba

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what's the saddest thing you've ever seen

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Matt Holliday saying he wishes he stuck it out and played at the same time as Jackson. Well, Matt, I have a surprise for you! Have you seen the White Sox lineup?

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2 years

Kinda cool of Kyle Schwarber to hit that ball to Los Angeles to make the Dodgers feel like they’re participating

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4 years

Cam Newton in his first Pats huddle

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3 years

Deal is a deal...With Philly going to Biden, we’re going to pack the court with Gritty

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6 years

@thehill Nice to see the star of the original pay homage to star of the reboot.

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@Cobratate @GretaThunberg Weak comeback but I’m surprised you could muster any after being reduced to rubble

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2 years

Take down the Rocky statue and put this up

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@JeffPassan Only 27 more teams to go for Carlos Correa and less than two months!

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Yu Darvish with that mother-in-law type memory

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Yu Darvish had been waiting on this moment for 544 days. 😂

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“To not commit a hate crime”

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2 years

Oh no not the “outfielder holding up fingers to indicate the number of outs” trolling

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8 months

Julio Urias was third in Cy Young voting last year. The usual suspects disappear

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@AdamSchefter BREAKING: Adam Schefter to become Deshaun Watson's agent

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4 years

About to make a shortcut on my phone to reply to everyone: Yes, I know the Taylor Swift album slaps

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3 years

Nick Castellanos’s wife is asking people to stop making the 4-0 ballgame joke and it’s going as well as you’d imagine.

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"He's had some pretty questionable slides at second base, for sure." Jeff McNeil talks about Rhys Hoskins' hard slide and his history with Hoskins:

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Make Shohei Ohtani the next James Bond

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ESPN has become your Facebook Uncle

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We are moving on. #PMSLive

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Lol

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Hello Mr. October, Yordan Alvarez.

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@colvinj Kaepernick knelt, Derek Chauvin murdered

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@MollyMcKew Without a touch of irony, standing by the Berlin Wall that was celebrated for being torn down

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@arborheart Hoping I get Prof. Ja Rule for Econ

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@mtaibbi This is like if Geraldo Rivera went back once a week for another bottle of whiskey in Al Capone's vault

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What the courtroom artist did with his hands💀

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The translator convincingly pretending to write down what Ohtani is saying like he doesn’t have the statement

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MLB owners bought spambots to wage war on the players

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Around 20 years ago they stopped putting pitchers in the hall of fame, no one knows why

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A reminder that David Cone should be in the Hall of Fame.

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Imagine having this much confidence on your first career homer and it being warranted

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Aroldis Chapman? The relief pitcher?

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Dr Dre winning the Dr Dre award

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@JeffPassan Bogaerts and Machado in 11 years

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70 plus years after death, Josh Gibson just surpassed everyone as the greatest hitter of all-time.

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Billy this is Fernando Tatís Jr. He could have been an MVP caliber player but he got ringworm.

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If you like what Trevor Bauer does on Twitter, but think Marcus Stroman is too much, you’re telling on yourself.

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@Variety They were out looking for Bad Boys when the Bad Boys they sought were right in front of them the whole time

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People acting like Justin Verlander's 3rd no-hitter was stamping his ticket to Cooperstown are hilarious. He was a lock for the Hall of Fame when he posed nude in the mirror with Kate Upton.

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Finally the smart MVP conversation brought to you by MLB Network — Vlad Jr. is the MVP because he’s in the field more

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@RGIII The key to winning in the playoffs is SCORING MORE THAN THE OTHER TEAM. Historically, Teams have a 100% chance of winning in the playoffs when they out score their opponent. In last year’s Wild Card round, 6 of the 6 winners out scored their opponent.

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5 years

Gonna go with Aaron Hernandez murdering people

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2 years

People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today

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Think the A’s cut costs with the graphics person

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@NickAdamsinUSA LeBron, Jordan, Enes -- that's how I have them ranked

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Philly is so chaotic, I love it

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@AnthonyBass52 📂Documents └ 📁 support for Anthony Bass └ ⚠️This folder is empty

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Astros could never do anything worse than cheat to win the— Forget it, Alex Bregman has cornrows. Yeah, that’s worse.

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Jon Heyman, Scott Boras mouthpiece, "Carlos Correa is still picking between 15 to 20 teams" Andy Martino, Steve Cohen mouthpiece, "Carlos Correa has already signed with the Mets" Bob Nightengale, "Carly Korea is mulin options"

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This Eastbound and Down remake is very funny

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Trevor Bauer is finding out that Mexican League baseball @LigaMexBeis isn’t a beer and taco league. My boys @tigresqroficial came to bang. Pitchers, it’s extremely important to field your position. You can’t just show up and expect to make plays. You must work at it. #ROXSystem

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@__femb0t Looks like it's pure ecstasy I wanna snort an eel

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This with a pink ribbon as your avatar is perfect. zero notes

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Trevor Bauer was pumping 99 on the radar. He also 1) served his suspension and 2) was never found guilty of a crime. Additionally, former teammates have publicly supported him and he's incredibly cheap. Baffling the Yanks/Mets are not seriously in on him at this point.

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@WorldWideWob When you realize you fell asleep in the furniture store

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No football fan of any race wanted two weeks of Kelce, Taylor Swift and the Chiefs. We were all Ravens — and Lamar — fans today.

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@MikaelThalen Better than anything SNL has done in 20 years

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This should be every player’s reaction to this

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BREAKING: Albert Pujols to play center field for the White Sox. La Russa confirms

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Andy Martino and Jon Heyman: 75 tweets about Max Scherzer and the Mets every two minutes Jeff Passan: Will be one tweet announcing Scherzer to the Dodgers

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Ben Verlander reading about Ohtani getting married

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every time Randy Johnson shuts his eyes

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Cook his ass

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The Baseball Hall of Fame is the highest honor you can bestow on a player. The care and responsibility the voters take with that honor should be of the utmost respect. The actual voters:

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@internetkendra "I want this for myself"

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Puig amped up for #Wrestlemania35

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2 years

@NotMrTibbs @tonycal93 @ShutTheDore Almost like he voted for all the non-HOFers and left off all the actual HOFers. Impressively bad.

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Happy Opening Day!

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Ohtani hits it 493 feet like it’s nothing

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@ClayTravis Fantastic self own

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Amazing how many people want to blame the victim

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Shohei Ohtani combined salary (before taxes) through 2023: $42.3 million I understand he has other endorsements but still, HOW do you not notice $16 million missing from your account

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"So, Ohtani is automatic MVP every year he's pitching and hitting?" Yes, if it's this good. He wasn't able to do it the 1st 2 years he was here, and he might not be able to do it every year after. He's making it look effortless, but what he's doing might be special for even him

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@THR Fix the framing of your story: Studios are choosing not to pay them, when they absolutely could

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@TMZ

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