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@megpillow My mom always told me not to pull over for the police in a dark, lonely location because she had a scary encounter in college. She was pulled over, guy walks up to the passenger side not in a uniform, tried to open the door, & backed off when he saw she wasn’t alone.

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@ask_aubry Scared to date again at 25? This poor girl has been failed by so many people

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2 years

Omg there’s a chiropractor in my PA school class. Said they’re “a doctor already” & I’m wondering why they’re in PA school if that’s the case.

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@MelissaMyersMD I ran into someone I knew in the waiting room while working as EMT. She asked if I could go check on her husband who had been brought in by ambulance after cutting his arm at an event. Poor man was completely naked. Why did they cut his pants off for an arm injury?!?

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2 years

@That1MedStudent I’ve had 4 IUD insertions by 4 different providers. One ARNP said “Now it’s going to feel like I’m touching your soul.”

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2 years

@DrMarinaHarris I was inpatient & the psychiatrist recommended ECT, stop taking my SSRI, & he would prescribe diet pills so I could lose weight, get married, & have babies so I could “be happy.”

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@DianaG2772 I once saw my friend’s 2 dogs walking down the road. I turned around, got the dogs into my car, & drove to my friend’s house. Then her 2 dogs looked out the window when I pulled in the driveway. Turned out I dognapped a neighbor’s dogs from their own front yard.

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11 months

@aepetri1 My dog likes to take toys outside for walks, but she puts them down & then I carry it around.

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2 years

@ethelina8 I’m an EMT, the Dunning-Kruger effect is strong in EMS.

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6 months

@thanh_neville Dinner is the main meal, whatever time you serve it

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5 months

@racheline_m She wasn’t taller than George at the carol service this week so that’s not a thing

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8 months

@CrimeGirI When I was teaching 2 yr olds, I had a student who would tell me “My socks are wet” which I quickly learned meant they’d had an accident

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7 months

@SourceDuMal I don’t understand why you go to a store to be fitted and then don’t trust the fitter

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8 months

@fatfabfeminist She’s in the replies all “if you watch true crime documentaries” like they don’t choose to feature conventionally attractive victims because more people will watch!

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1 year

@VeryBadLlama You forgot the purebred dogs that people get tired of, I’ve had 6 purebreds over the years & never paid for them.

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@WisconsinSass A couple months ago, someone brought their dog to a concert when I was working. It had an emotional support dog vest, but was barking at all the people in the lobby & then they put a muzzle on it.

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1 year

@thefatdoctoruk Somehow they manage to do bariatric surgery on the same people 🤷🏻‍♀️

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2 years

@MelissaMyersMD He tripped at a street festival & cut his arm. He didn’t meet criteria for a trauma alert. None of it made sense.

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3 months

It just dawned on me that, even though I’ve gained some weight back, I’ve kept off 80 lbs for 5.5 yrs. That’s a HUGE accomplishment! I should be proud of myself!

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@CrisBairosFern @naner81 @Nantanreikan I mean hey, kids can’t be abused if they don’t know it’s abuse, right?

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11 months

@JayHulmePoet My mom put together a trivia dream team & they won every single time. People complained so much that the place stopped having trivia.

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11 months

@DisabilityStor1 Louis Pasteur is rolling in his grave

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9 months

@GraellsiaMoon My aunt couldn’t understand why I couldn’t just buy my parents’ house from them when I was making $15/hr

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2 years

@sheologian @kisscrafter Seems like a risky idea during a pandemic too.

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1 year

@viviendoama I’ve been there. One time, they asked about my IUD in front of my mom & another time they assumed my dad was my partner!

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4 years

I GOT A FREAKING INTERVIEW FOR PA SCHOOL!!!! And it’s on Mama’s birthday so I feel like that’s a good sign!

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2 years

@CorydonMD When ER started, Carter was a nervous med student

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3 years

@DrJenGunter @vagisil I like the “no added fragrance” under a list of essential oils.

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3 years

@JonasBeetle This messaging kills people.

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8 months

@cmclymer It’s like Churchill wearing this to the White House during WW2!

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9 months

@sewistwrites When my brother was 4-5 he asked for a gerbil. My mom said he could have a gerbil when he turned 9. On his 9th birthday, he said “when are we going to pick out my gerbil?” She had totally forgotten she said it.

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@DrJenGunter Someone told my mom she could treat her cancer by quitting sugar & drinking large amounts of tart cherry juice 🤦🏻‍♀️

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3 years

@Qcconfidential @PJAxemurderer Wait. Are you saying women are responsible for men’s depression & loneliness?

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11 months

@RNSuperHero Reminds me of a coworker who didn’t understand that a DNR does not mean you allow the patient to bleed out

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2 years

@JoanDie2022 @dr_squeak @RobMAGA_V @ArtMetCommerce @ponygirl923 @avocadorable29 @StudentsforLife @PPact @PPFA @BBCWorld @CNN I’ve had 4 IUD insertions. The cervix has nerve endings. One ARNP described it as “now it will feel like I’m touching your soul”

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9 months

@CuriosMuseum This is on Maison d’Adam in Angers, France

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2 years

@CaptainLeavy The man who invented chiropractic said a ghost told him about it.

Column: Chiropractic treatment, a $15-billion industry, has its roots in a ghost story

The American Chiropractic Assn. estimates that the nation’s roughly 77,000 chiropractors treat more than 35 million Americans every year.

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@DrShayPhD @LDonivan So you’d rather your child kill herself than have a moment of privacy?

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4 months

@clairezagorski Except the ones who are selling skincare products. Years ago, I asked my dermatologist about moisturizer & she told me I’d have to talk to the practice’s esthetician. Then I got a sales pitch for $800 worth of products.

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@MrsPA_C @Dallas_Holladay We were holding the wall in the ED once & overheard a patient refusing a tetanus shot. My partner leaned over & said “Dude, Google tetanus.”

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@emilykmay My dad loves to tell this story: I was trying to play with an outlet, he hit my hand. A few minutes later, my Nana pulled into the front yard. I had called and told her he hit me. And that’s how my dad learned I knew how to speed dial my grandparents.

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1 year

@clhubes She says it’s so Phoebe without realizing Phoebe was wearing 70s vintage.

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2 years

@AnitaKPatelMD I’m an EMT, I’ve spent the pandemic in a small metal box with countless Covid patients, & I haven’t had Covid.

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1 year

@londyloo My PA program is currently trying to kick me out for being “unprofessional.” They have cited a clause in the student handbook about emotional fortitude because I was honest about experiencing depression and SI.

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1 year

@a_h_reaume These are the kids’ pride bathing suits. They’re what I would call conservative, modest styles.

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7 months

@lingerie_addict It’s amazing these people have so much information at their literal fingertips & can’t be bothered to google something

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3 years

@gradydoctor A local pharmacy here in Jacksonville has been doing this! The owner bought a small travel trailer & has done pop-up vaccine clinics. They also take walk-ins at the pharmacy & help people fill out the info.

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@jtrebach @nickmmark Working in EMS is a constant reminder that being poor & sick in this country can be a fate worse than death.

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3 years

@grizzlypanduh Frog like 3 times. Also worms, shark, fish, fetal pig, various animal organs.

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@MiriVinni With 10 kids, the older ones provided childcare for the younger ones. That’s how they could go out at night. My dad’s 1 of 7, his oldest sister says her childhood ended at 10 because she had to care for the others.

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@emilykmay She had help from the older daughters. My dad’s oldest sister says her childhood ended at 10 when my grandmother had her second set of twins in 2 years. She’s now 80, my dad is 72, & she is still a mother to him.

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7 years

@Nicole_Cliffe While we were eating Thanksgiving dinner in the other room, she ate the middle cushion from the couch.

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2 years

@Theresa_Chapple The few times people have commented to me about my mask, they’ve shut up quickly when I say “I’m an EMT on an ambulance & I transport Covid patients”

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@imbethmccoll I didn’t know other people do this

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@clhubes @IceBox619 In Washington, you’re more likely to see them on the beach

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5 months

@BeccaLizz I face the shower head , but stand far enough back that it doesn’t hit me in the face.

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6 months

@lingerie_addict I work for Pierre Frey. We have 2 hand-loomed fabrics, our weaver can make about 1 meter a day.

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2 years

@msbishop In my opinion, apolitical is even worse.

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@fatfabfeminist I always reply to shit like this with “Why do you think it’s acceptable to say that to me?” Sometimes they apologize

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3 years

@BadMedicalTakes Everyone’s health is “handled”until it’s not.

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@StabbyandSpicy When my dad was growing up, Santa put up the tree & decorated it! 🤷🏻‍♀️

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4 months

@notcapnamerica She explained the specialized services she provides for the additional charge.

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4 years

@Average_Dad1 The shipyards here had a very large whistle that blew to wake people up, blew when work started, lunch, & quitting time. It’s now downtown & it stills blows, you can hear it for miles.

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7 months

@_celia_bedelia_ They listen to tiktoks instead of healthcare professionals

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8 months

@kathryniveyy As an EMT, I’ve been punched in the face, called by first & last name & told I’d be “easy to kill,” had a patient masturbate in the ambulance with me, groped on multiple occasions, lots of comments on my body, screamed at, cursed at, etc. I always document, but nothing happens.

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6 months

@AbortionChat It’s for the CHILD’s safety!

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6 months

@sewistwrites My family always talks about the year my teenage aunt told my toddler older brother “there’s a baby turkey in the oven and we’re going to eat it.” He’s 45 & still doesn’t eat turkey.

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@Sophiepedia @Sinmiaraoye In my experience as an EMT, most people I’ve worked with are conservative & follow the party line on covid. Many are unvaccinated & believe what they see on social media about it.

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4 years

@Nicole_Cliffe My grandparents’ next door neighbors used to host them & the whole family would spy on the parties from the bathroom window.

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10 months

@abbyhonold Logically, it doesn’t make sense to grab a random person. You need someone who will do what you tell them to do.

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1 year

@KrugAlli There’s no HPV screening test for males.

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4 years

@yrfatfriend The idea that body positivity & exercise will fix my depression.

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7 years

We must resist Trump’s nomination of yet another yes man to back his dangerous policies. We must stand against Gorsuch. #WeObject

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9 months

@arghavan_salles I once went to work with a cardigan over my dress & had a friend zip me up. 😂

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2 years

@bdmarotta Which Supreme Court case mandates circumcision?

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1 year

@ask_aubry My HS principal/neighbor got her heel caught & drove her minivan into her pool.

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6 years

@DrJenGunter The amount of shit people keep sending my mom about “cures” for her stage 3C ovarian cancer is mind boggling and makes me so angry. Essential oils, alkaline diets, elderberry syrup, etc

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@123itsmeMary And people making $190k are only paying 2% more than people making $47k!

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5 years

@raw_em_md Every time I transport a kid on a 72 hour hold, I tell them about my own diagnosis with depression & anxiety when I was 12. I tell them I’m proud of them for telling someone & that I believe they are strong enough to get through it.

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@AngelaSNMF @ERshitmagnet Calling 911 does not mean you’ll be seen faster. If it’s not a true emergency, you’re most likely getting a very expensive ride to the waiting room.

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9 months

@duane_g_watson A package addressed to my brother’s current job somehow ended up at his former job 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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4 months

Are you fucking kidding me?! I made it 4 whole years!

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1 year

@EMPAthy_atrophy Oral contraceptives

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4 years

@roxiqt My cousins planned their destination wedding in the Bahamas with the ceremony on one island & reception on another. They thought there would be a bridge.

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1 year

@clhubes I had wooden blocks as a child, they were great for throwing at my older brother.

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@indijanefrisbee @vrcraftauthor @sewistwrites Dekalb County, GA tax collector’s office 😂

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3 years

@DrJenGunter I hate Mother’s Day because I have always wanted to be a mother, but that’s not how my life has worked out. I’m working Sunday & I know patients will ask me all day why I’m not home with my kids.

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@HARRlS0N_ My cousin is an OBGYN resident, her mother is a pediatrician. When my cousin fell in love with OB & decided not to pursue derm, my aunt lamented the loss of income & tried to convince her to apply to derm.

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2 years

@tentinybees My baby deep in thought

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3 years

@DrGolfShirt EMS dropping a critical patient off

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11 months

@the_ag_kid @RNSuperHero The patient had dementia & was combative, my partner was afraid he’d get hit. He had also spent the whole shift bragging about interviewing with the fire dept. I yelled “how the hell are you going to be a firefighter if you’re afraid of an old man?” 😂😂

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2 years

@amedicalfuture I feel like 1,000s of nuns being nurses means God is cool with it.

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3 years

@WCInvestor The difference is my 5 yr old niece can’t catch cirrhosis from a classmate whose parent is an alcoholic.

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@LizSzabo @LymeScience @AmericanCancer I don’t understand why they say women in their early 20s are the first generation to benefit. I’m 41, I got the HPV vaccine in 2007.

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@clhubes Someone told me I’m too young to be named Mary recently. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@rachmph Reminds me of the time I was at the peds ER with a patient when a crew came in with a home birth gone wrong. The dad was calmly filming the whole thing, it was bizarre.

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@_celia_bedelia_ How is it less wet after rinsing?!

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