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Technology PR, corporate communications & analyst relations. UK-based; client-side & agency experience. Daddy of gorgeous twin boys.

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Joined March 2012
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@davidschneider "He never yet considered whether any proposition were true or false, but whether it were convenient for the present minute or company to affirm or deny it...the only remedy is to suppose, that you have heard some inarticulate sounds, without any meaning at all.." Jonathan Swift
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@WestminsterWAG It's terrible. I've sent a strongly-worded letter to the Palace for the attention of the Curtsying Officer in the Department of Approved Curtsies.
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@BenKentish 'I once borrowed a Sainsbury's employees Kia Rio for a photo shoot, in which I tried to act like a normal bloke, in a feeble attempt to hide the fact I only hang around with very wealthy people who hate the poor.'
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@lorrainemking There should be a review of all cases he presided as a magistrate in which the defendants were black.
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@RepClayHiggins That was the Millenial Leftists with their brilliant rock opera ballad, "One Day Under Nuclear Threat", the new single from their sparkling new LP, "Save The World From Intercontinental Ballistic Tweets".
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@JimMFelton 'I shouldn't really be in here, Clarice. I ate those people a long time ago.'
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@PippaCrerar 'Again, I'm sorry. At a meeting to discuss welfare policy, I asked for a briefing paper on poverty. Instead, I was accidentally handed a large piece of cake & a refreshing Stella Artois. My photographer, who was at the meeting, took some pics. I left promptly after 5 hours.'
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@BloombergUK 'Instead of using the power I have to help people in dire need, I pretended the welfare system was run by HAL 9000.'
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@sajidjavid Why are you suggesting vulnerable people are cowards?
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@Haggis_UK 'We ought to enjoy the shark'
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@Steven_Swinford
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@IHPower How it started How it's going
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@SuellaBraverman @JMPSimor If the jury's majority verdict is causing you confusion, perhaps you shouldn't be Attorney General.
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@sajidjavid So tell me Sajid, what made you decide you no longer wanted be an MP before your inevitable humiliation at the next election?
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@mehdirhasan He should ask Trump how could he pay $130,000 to a porn star in 2016, but only $750 in tax.
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@JimMFelton Too many people make the error of not marrying into hedge fund money.
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@LordAshcroft Out on the trading floor sharing the concern about Labour with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, sharing their concern too.
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@JamesDuddridge So, let's get this right. You're giving Johnson credit for not looking like a haystack in a storm, and saying he will comply with an investigation process. It may not have occurred to you James, but you have a very, very low bar.
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@nadinebh_ 'I accidentally entered a room full of drunk revellers singing 'Happy Birthday Big Dog', & spilling cheap beer over me. But I stayed to complete what I would later describe as a strategy meeting. After a slice of delightful cake & a polite amount of champagne, I promptly left.'
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@DPJHodges 'I asked a homeless man his plans for Christmas and if he worked in business. This was followed by an enjoyable chat about the finance sector.'
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@toryboypierce 'I once tried to divert attention from a catastrophic British Brexit with bullshit about food shortages in Germany.'
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@richardaeden I genuinely worry about the dangers posed by spurious stories from tabloid hacks over decades, leading to increased racism and attacks on minorities.
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@Peston Tomorrow's headlines: The Times: Chaos Reigns in No 10 The Guardian: Crisis and Chaos The Mirror: CHAOS: Johnson Must Resign The Telegraph: Johnson Loses Authority: CRISIS hits Downing St The Sun: Meghan's Secret Plot to Remove Queen
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@danbloom1 "That was the new punk kids on the block, Braverman, and a batshit experimental single,'Tofu-eating Wokerati', from their equally mind-boggling and batshit LP, 'Dare I Say The Anti-Growth Coalition.' They won't be around long, so enjoy the hilarity. Now, here's The Fall."
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@SamCoatesSky "Clean Global Brexit" group.
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@KathyConWom What is it about Olympic gold medal winner, Hussein Abdi Kahin, a true British hero, that you don't like?
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@REWearmouth @RishiSunak @NewStatesman Finally, a Tory leadership candidate who is brutally honest about Tories helping the rich and hating the poor.
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@Bren4Bassetlaw @cathynewman @Conservatives Hi Brendan. In case you missed it, there was a serious-looking bloke on Channel 4 today, who said he would back a lawbreaker in office. I couldn't believe it when I heard him say that. You'll be amazed too when you see the clip.
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@daraobriain Sounds like someone's dropped a massive ball.
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@PippaCrerar 'Yet again I'm sorry, again. I was in meetings to discuss fraud, when I suddenly became aware of drunk, tinsel-covered colleagues swigging magnums of shampers. After partaking in no more than 2 bottles of the delicious fizzy fun juice, I quickly returned to work, 8 hours later.'
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@PickardJE 'Stop complaining. We've been to every Festival of Brexit since 2022. It'll be better this year. Someone's grown a cabbage.'
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@Lord_Sugar "Ha haha ha. Yes, Acton in West London is lovely. Mind you, a few too many 'young foreign players'. Ha ha."
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@mrjamesob To alleviate labour problems, perhaps there's some kind of European system which the UK could join, to allow workers to move freely. Liz Truss should look into this.
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@JackElsom @BenKentish @LBC Sunak empathised, by reminiscing about the time he couldn't find staff, shelved plans for the new swimming pool and didn't decorate one of the vestibules.
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@AdamBienkov 'Tea sock'
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@implausibleblog 'I always stand up for my massive principles, unless the other boys giggle at me and make me cry'
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@danbloom1 How noble of Johnson to come back from his third holiday since he left his job in disgrace, to reapply for the job he left in disgrace.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg "Say Aethelgifu again. Say Aethelgifu one more goddamn time."
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@jordanbpeterson If you enjoy the grandeur of Trinity College library, I think you will be equally captivated by the awesome Bodleian Library, Oxford, captured here in all its splendour.
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@thecoastguy That was aging punk outfit "Nightmare Scenario" with 'Totalitarian Digital Control', a typically bonkers track from their warmly-received LP, "Programmable Food Tokens". Now, something from those riotous young guys from Hull, "Real Time Monitoring of Personal Behaviour." Enjoy.
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@REWearmouth @RishiSunak @NewStatesman One of those rare occasions when you can believe what a Tory says.
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@davemacladd The greatest news for Africa since Mandela's release.
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@joncstone 'We've accidentally destroyed the economy'
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@AdamBienkov 'I was at Chequers to discuss environment policies. Whist there, I accidentally & inadvertently found myself at a gathering of 30 drunk compadres in a karaoke. Many hazy hours passed. I then remembered where I was, promptly put on my trousers and met the Chinese delegation.'
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@AdamBienkov 'I wanted to be Prime Minister of the UK and live permanently in the USA.'
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@AdamWagner1 Now that's over, he can get back to the big Hollywood roles.
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@KevinASchofield God! Johnson will sleep with anyone.
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@michaelgove That's not the line I expected you to take.
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@Otto_English Johnson okay with Β£840 on a roll of wallpaper. Happy also to whip his deluded MPs to vote against a hungry child getting a free school meal, which costs Β£2.30. The man doesn't know the value of anything.
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@Independent 'I once spent a cool half a mill of taxpayer's dosh to repair my image, but everyone still thought I was a heartless rich c**t.'
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@MJGold Yes. Some bad people are stopping Gary Lineker stand up for refugees. He could use more support.
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@JimMFelton I want to be Prime Minister, Ted. Can you take me to some working class people?
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@SkyNews 'In the future, everyone will be caretaker Prime Minister for 15 minutes.'
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@ThatAlexWoman 'I'm not racist. Some of my favourite places are black.'
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@RishiSunak Even though I no longer have a Green Card, I like to pretend I'm American by using the phrase, 'do the math'.
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@marcusbrig @greg_jenner During the plague, all the workers were pharoed.
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@implausibleblog I too, want to hear the fascinating opinions of a billionaire in Monaco who owns two super yachts (in case one breaks down) about the state of the nation and NHS.
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@AdamWagner1 'I went to the garden with advisors to discuss crime policy. Whilst there, I noticed 24 gentlemen eating cheese & drinking alcohol. At this point, I accidentally and inadvertently took my wife & baby to join the revelry, where I succumbed to the creamy brie & tantalising red.'
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@JimMFelton @DominicRaab If this fails, plan B is for Gavin Williamson to wave a banner in Kabul saying: 'shove off, lads'
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@PickardJE Raab: 'Why can't the Right Honourable Lady drink cans of Tennents Extra at home and bingewatch Mrs Brown's Boys, then have a fist fight with the coal-stained neighbours, like all the working class people?'
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@tomhfh If the canvasser is identifiable (nope) and this is cruel to share, why have you shared the picture of the canvasser?
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@aljwhite @SamCoatesSky 'What's the atmosphere like in Crime Central, Minister?' 'No sign of Mr Gove. Is he in the toilet, sir?' 'Will Rees-Mogg run for PM, minister, or is that too funny?' 'No piles of empty bottles. Is it recycling day Minister?'
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@PippaCrerar How the f*ck am I going to grow my pies?
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@MrHarryCole So, the super-rich back Johnson. That's the message you're delivering? Oh dear.
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@SamWhyte Her colleagues at The Telegraph faced similar challenges in building their careers. Just ask Georgia Natwest-Trust Fund, Toby Oil-Barrels and Vincent Owns-Barclays.
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@RosieisaHolt The Hyperdyne Systems A2s always were a bit twitchy. This faulty model clearly hasn't any behavioral inhibitors.
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@WestminsterWAG Are you trying to tell us Jacob Rees-Mogg was lying about cheaper food all this time?
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@PickardJE Rees-Mogg explores new opportunities, as he travels by steam ship to Brindisi with trusty sidekick Passepartout.
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@DeborahMeaden @LeftRig57257476 Love these colourised photos from the early 1900s.
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@peterwalker99 I didn't benefit from "nepotism" nor am I part of a BBC "group think". I am working class and lived in the north of England. The appointment of Nadine Dorries as Culture Secretary is an embarrassing and appalling error of judgement.
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@nadhimzahawi @trussliz Well said, Nadhim. Voters are definitely listening to you.
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@IanDunt 'And when did you realise the inept channel with sh*t ratings and advertisers running away, wasn't for you.'
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@timothy_stanley @JamesCleverly You see folks, it does matter, but more so when it affects friends of The Telegraph.
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@BBCPolitics 'Ignore my words from yesterday, which I didn't say, even though i did. Listen to my fresh words now, saying I'm not a liar, even though I am. I hope everything is clear now.'
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@RishiSunak @sajidjavid That is not the quote you are looking for.
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@sophielouisecc What is it about pointless death and bloody annihilation that you find most attractive?
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@PaulBrandITV 'So far we only have photos, a guy with tinsel, a woman with a Santa hat, and 24 people getting drunk in one office. I'm not a miracle worker. Good day, sir.'
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@DPJHodges Day 16: A cat (who can't be named for legal reasons) recalls seeing Rayner give Whiskas to a cat (who also can't be named) at an address near where Rayner lived 11 years ago. This contradicts what a squirrel called George told police in 2014. That squirrel has now disappeared.
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@GillianKeegan 'Most swimmers are unaffected'
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@martinwaller10 Not sure, 'we were only following orders because they paid shitloads' will wash with a lot of decent chaps.
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@SimonClarkeMP @JMPSimor Well said, Simon. You guys fight it out among yourselves. Make it a no holds barred filthy internal battle. Voters love that.
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@dandouglas 'He is a majority shareholder in Killpoor Solutions, now used by the DWP to reduce benefits to the disabled. Prior to becoming a minister, he was famous for supporting the apartheid regime in South Africa. He owns properties in the Caymans and Monaco.'
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@christopherhope Hilarious. Boris Johnson who dismissed Β£250,000 as "chicken feed", tries to helpfully inform his fellow money-grubbers why Β£82,000 is enough.
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@REWearmouth Rees-Mogg hasn't been this excited to attend a party since the Victorians invented the flushing toilet.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg 'The ripe fruit of Brexit is ready to be harvested.'
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@bbclaurak This man's "authority is evaporating"? Hard to believe.
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@JMPSimor We now have the precise date the Mail completed its metamorphosis from rabid nationalist rag to loony National Enquirer.
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@danielmgmoylan @JayMitchinson @yorkshirepost Pity about your Johnson prediction. Anyway, how's your Brexit going? All good there?
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@lisaocarroll 'Idea for a whacky new show. A bloke called Jake Berry goes to food banks and tells nurses they should apply for hedge fund jobs. We watch the ensuing drama and hilarious consequences, as Jake shits himself.'
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2 years
@DominicRaab A quid says you lose your seat at the next General Election.
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@alexwickham @EllenAMilligan What did Sunak say when the laughter subsided and the paramedics arrived to give staff oxygen?
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@Steven_Swinford PM: How many kids do I have? Cabinet: 22 in this room
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@christopherhope 'THERE'S TWO RESIGNATIONS, CHRIS! BUT HAVE THEY BEEN DISALLOWED?'
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@EmmaKennedy With Johnson it was a mid-wife crisis.
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@Capellarec @Haggis_UK Hoyle always sounds like he's distracted by an open packet of Mr Kipling Bakewell tarts.
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@SebastianEPayne A quid says this MP voted to cut benefits for the poorest families and deny lunch for vulnerable kids.
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@ABridgen 'Gene, I'm going to join the 41 Club.' 'I have some bad news for you, Cleavon.'
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@RobParsonsNorth @georgegalloway @josephtiman @MENnewsdesk The voters of Rochdale will be grateful for his longstanding service of two weeks and a bit.
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@CollardEmma @AliaWaheed 'But there is one recorded case from 1952 at Eton. As punishment, that child wasn't allowed to become Prime Minister'.
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@LBC @mrjamesob Mr O'Brien forgets the BBC Charter, specifically Section 34, paragraph iv, clause 7. It clearly says: 'Journalists must avoid any hint, insinuation or reference to Boris Johnson as a clear walloping liar. Failure to do so risks forfeiture of Spectator garden parties with the DG.'
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@Dominic2306 Rat leaving sinking ship = moral courage. Got it.
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