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Columnist, sketch writer and leaders for the Telegraph. Moral Maze, Thought for the Day and spotted in the Spectator. Cavalier who owns a Cavalier!

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Tim Stanley
3 years
My book is out in the UK on October 14!  "Whatever Happened to Tradition? History, Belonging & the Future of the West”. Combining history & philosophy, I argue that tradition is beautiful & necessary, that fidelity to our past is key to future happiness.
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In a hundred years time, I can imagine an angry crowd throwing a statue of Piers Morgan into the sea.
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I think Boris can go ahead and re-tile the kitchen now.
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Sure I'm not alone in seeing William in a different light tonight, as a man and a future king.
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5 years
Nominations for Tory leader have now closed and we move onto round one: the urine sample.
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1 year
The self checkout tills, which I hate using but increasingly have no choice, now come with a big camera that films you as you scan. This is not normal. It is fascism. Next time I encounter one I’m going to put a bag over it.
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Alastair Stewart is a friend and an inspiration. I’m sad and angry about what has happened. Whatever he does next, his legacy as a reporter is untouched. Time, yet again, to reflect upon the direction our culture is taking and the largely negative impact of this platform.
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2 years
This is the perfect statement on the reality of corporate liberalism. Read the t-shirt, then read the photo caption.
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Lord Frost going is a big moment in the history of this administration: essential to Brexit process, a standard-bearer for philosophical conservatism, a man of serious capability and principle. Suspect this will have repercussions.
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3 years
Once again, if you want to know what the country’s thinking, don’t read twitter. If you want to know why the Left keeps alienating people, read twitter.
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In 2022, an age of atheism & the suppression of faith, perhaps the largest TV audience in history went to an unafraid statement of Christian belief. The Queen’s gift.
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2 years
My first ever Question Time was with Liz Truss on the panel. Most MPs turn up with a spad and don't really talk to you. She brought her brother, because he wanted to see how a TV show is made. There's a big gap between public perception and what she's really like.
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Kids, don't do drugs. You could end up a Tory MP.
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5 years
Corbyn has said for two years “give me a general election!” Remainers have said for three years “put Brexit to a vote!” The Government offers them an election and they abstain.
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3 years
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix.
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3 years
C&A winter sale starts now.
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4 years
Michael Portillo is dangerously sensible, isn’t he? I love how the audience briefly goes quiet when he speaks, and then he recedes into his own Buddha-like silence as the room erupts into nonsense.
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2 years
“All the LPs in the box are 50 pence, love. Five for a pound.”
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If only there had been some signs with Bercow, some outward hint of what he was really like - alas this silver tongued charmer fooled us all.
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3 years
This, my friends, is the real conservative alternative to Twitter: a library.
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2 years
Starting to doubt the Boris numbers. I'm hearing at least three of his votes are Grant Shapps.
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PM speaks to no one. “Isolated.” PM speaks to everyone. “Needy.” PM shakes hands. “Oily.” PM smiles politely. “Tragic.” PM helps lead international coalition to defend Ukraine. “Brexit has made us the mockery of the world.”
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4 years
Boris is a fighter - and a winner - but we all need a little prayer sometimes, so please keep him in your thoughts. Get well soon, sir.
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I'm going to take a leap of faith and assume Jess Phillips doesn't *literally* plan to knife Jeremy Corbyn in the chest and Nigel Farage doesn't literally intend to run amok with a dinner knife - and Tony Bennett didn't literally leave his heart in San Francisco.
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"Lost", "found" and "returned." As though this precious girl had gone missing in a supermarket.
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This is a day of enormous joy and relief for Emily Hand and her family. An innocent child who was lost has now been found and returned, and we breathe a massive sigh of relief.  Our prayers have been answered.
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"Nature gives us life. It is beautiful but it is also fragile. I was reminded of this in July when I went into space." Jeff Bezos. That's Cop26's Marie Antoinette moment.
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2 years
Beautiful. That was the pinnacle of British culture, our contribution to civilisation, the pageantry, language, music.
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2 years
TV has a camera on No10 door and a helicopter circling Chequers. What do they think he's going to do - a high speed chase like OJ Simpson?
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5 years
Bercow has destroyed the institution of Speaker. He goes the way he operated: with partisanship, sentimentality and a billion words where one would do.
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2 years
Lebedev Commons debate has embarrassingly collapsed. Angela Rayner questioned his peerage. Lebedev tweeted Keir congratulating him on it. Angela has now left the building.
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2 years
Braverman “I am proud of the British empire.”
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London is cashless now. Inconvenient and fascist. I’m going to start pulling out a massive cheque book at the till and telling them it’s all I’ve got.
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3 years
Biden to address the nation at 3.45pm. It's a sign of how seriously he takes this crisis that he is interrupting his afternoon nap.
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4 years
Biden fluffed his lines once. Republicans leapt on it like he’s losing his mind. The average Trump speech has all the coherence of a Scrabble board.
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3 years
The presence in a church sanctuary of masked police breaking up a Good Friday service is a metaphor for where we stand. Throw out God, nothing is sacred. Including our liberty.
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3 years
The Mail reports that a priest tried to give Last Rites to Sir David but was denied access on the grounds that this was a crime scene. This was very distressing to read and I’d like to see a full explanation of this decision by @EssexPoliceUK .
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3 years
Telegraph tells PM to stick to June 21: ‘it is not normal, not British, for the state to order its citizens about, invading their privacy... This ought to horrify parliamentarians; it ought to be totally antithetical to most Conservatives.’
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2 years
One answer to porngate, ban electronic devices from the Commons chamber. Totally unnecessary: parliamentary staff deliver messages. What are you doing on your phone in the middle of a debate?
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2 years
You know it was a good party when the police are called.
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One of the strangest phenomena is people who think Remembrance Sunday glorifies war. I can only assume they've never been to one of its services, or are unfamiliar with the almost universal narrative that the Great War was a tragic mistake.
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Kemi is good, isn’t she?
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The question is, how long can governments continue to prevent us from doing things that are not only probably safe but also civil rights?
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4 years
Best wishes to the PM, soldiering on despite the virus! He’s done a cracking job of leading the country.
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“The truth is that only people who spend their mornings at home watching the telly know who Lorraine Kelly is, ie students, the unemployed and civil servants.”
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I sense we've lost a man I'd have liked to know.
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And thus the Conservative Party’s brief experiment in populism ends, taking us full circle back to patrician liberalism. Why can’t we nail this jelly to the wall? The party doesn’t exist; it’s not real, just a machine for putting ambitious men in power. No philosophy. Nil bottom.
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3 years
Imagine if someone held a conference on famine that opened with a gastronomic tour of Paris. That's what this private jet stuff is about. It completely cuts the legs off the argument.
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2 years
In attacking the PM for allegedly breaking the rules, Labour has offered heartbreaking examples of how mad and plainly stupid the rules were. Rules the government designed and parliament waved through.
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Okay, so we're not long after an MP was murdered and a bomb just went off near a hospital, but here's a press conference about booster jabs and the benefits of ventilation...
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4 years
I really want to know the logic behind reporting Darren Grimes to the police, because I would imagine it has profound implications for all broadcasting. And the Met must know that, too.
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9 months
As my cousin took a picture of me in the House of Lords - a white male cleaner shouted, “if they catch you, you’ll get chucked out.” I sharply told him: “I’m the 8th Duke of Devonshire and I own half the country.” It’s the entitlement of the staff that really upsets me.
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As my cousin took this picture of me in King’s College, Cambridge — a white male student shouted, “if they catch you, you’ll get chucked out.” I sharply told him: I belong here, my portrait hangs in the College Chapel — not his.
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5 years
If this titanic level of stubbornness had been applied to the EU negotiations, imagine what the UK could've got?
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3 years
Key bit of the EU’s no deal doc is this: member states must not do deals with UK separately for it undermines a bargaining power that “must be used to ensure a level playing field between the EU and the UK.” That’s it, that’s the goal, that’s what UK cannot accept in perpetuity.
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2 years
Bereaved King gets mildly irritated. Grief is dissected for signs of character. How uncharitable. Do as you would for any human being: sympathise or kindly ignore it.
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4 years
Brexit would never have happened without the Telegraph. It fell to me, as the Sunday leader writer, to tell the story of the Sunday Telegraph's war against the EU - which goes back decades. I found an editorial calling for a referendum in 1990.
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This is a weirdly informed audience. Like being confronted by all your exes at once. #bbcqt
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2 years
Permit a wartime gush, but Boris in Kyiv is what marks him out - courageous (security will have opposed it); a cause that mixes intellect & emotion; and among a generation of hollow men, a charismatic brand that transcends borders. That mad hair is his handbag or cigar.
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10 months
Brave woman, and she's right.
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“What good is it to say free at the point of use if you can’t see your GP?” The Spectator’s Kate Andrews says the NHS needs to be reformed as a matter of “life and death” while discussing its 75th anniversary #bbcqt
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2 years
If Boris goes on to win another landslide election, these people are going to feel rather silly.
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Has anyone seen a "Hamas Must Go" banner yet? I'm genuinely curious. For it to be a peace march, which I would sympathise with, it must condemn the people who started the fighting.
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6 months
Life is just a slow process of coming to terms with Peter Hitchens being right about everything.
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Once again I come away from an Inquiry meeting feeling Boris was the sanest voice in the room.
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Bert is unwell. He’s happiest in the car, so we’re going to sit here for a bit, holding paws.
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5 years
Tories will collapse in the Euros, Brexit Party will do well. Theresa May will broadcast a statement live from her bunker: "I have listened and I am very clear. We need to pass the Withdrawal Agreement."
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5 years
Ah Bercow. Like trying to play a fair game of football when the referee not only supports the other side but keeps stopping the game to do an impersonation of Jane Austen.
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5 years
That sound you hear is the British constitution being drowned in the bathtub.
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The Speaker is said to be "working very closely" with a cross-party group opposed to Boris Johnson's Brexit plans
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We live in frightening times when even billionaires can be raided by the FBI.
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On a personal note, this is a helluvah way to find out I wasn't invited to the Christmas party.
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One of the people murdered was a sacristan: “He fed the refugees, he had a good heart.” Another was a Brazilian migrant: “a caregiver for the elderly.” The juxtaposition of genuine religious witness & fanatical cruelty couldn’t be starker.
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More talk in the Commons of removing the children of Russian oligarchs from our independent schools, something, I assume, we don’t even do to the families of convicts.
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Happy birthday to @GBNEWS . People who ridicule it usually don’t watch it. It’s brought back long-form interviews, it does regional news & though it can be bizarre, it can also be serious & intelligent. It’s built a loyal audience; the experiment is working.
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Had a glass of champagne last night, so I’m much the worst for wear this morning. I see that before I passed out, I ate 3 bags of crisps and googled “can I raise pigs in a suburban garden”? A golden age begins.
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It’s murder. You can caveat it with context, slip some history into parentheses, or tie yourself in knots in pursuit of “balance”, but they’re murdering people, and to drag your feet over that fact is morally deformed.
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3 years
A reminder that narcissus, upon first seeing a reflection of himself, thought it was someone else.
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Alastair Campbell tells Matt Frei that Dominic Cummings a narcissist, adding that Boris Johnson's former chief adviser sees himself as more of a celebrity than a strategist. @mattfrei | @campbellclaret
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Were I foreign secretary, I’d go everywhere by royal yacht. Including Australia. Three months at sea a chance to crack on with some paperwork.
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5 years
How can the remaining Brexiteers in Cabinet stay after this speech? What is left of their project? Not only is Theresa May pledging a semi-Brexit but putting legal obligations on it and sweetening the deal with a vote on a second referendum.
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A socialist government is better than my own party's stated policy (in the manifesto I was elected on). I'm not sure how Tory MPs can say this and retain the whip?
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"A short-term Jeremy Corbyn government is less damaging than the generational damage that would be caused by a no-deal Brexit" Conservative Guto Bebb says MPs opposed to leaving the EU without a deal must take the Labour leader's #Brexit plan seriously
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Brexit? People will never vote for that. Leave the EU? Never actually happen. Deal with the EU? Impossible. Boris Johnson? Out by the end of the year.
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This morning at my train station, all ticket machines were inoperable & only one window was open. Massive queue. The train, late, was standing room only. Tonight, heading home, a fault means most trains home are cancelled, all delayed. An industry collapsing before our eyes.
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@nytimes Have you no sense of decency?
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Seeing these hot takes on Rittenhouse's acquittal, I have to ask - does America have libel laws? If it does, he's not just free, he's going to be very, very rich.
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4 years
Of course the broadcast media’s questions are not “is this the right thing to do?” but “why didn’t you do this earlier?” Echo chamber.
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A friend has just messaged in a blind panic to ask if @JamesCleverly ’s immigration plan means he can’t bring his partner into the country. The Gov is doubling the salary required of a British subject to bring a spouse or dependent into the country - to £38,700. 🧵
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Darren Grimes is being investigated by police on suspicion of stirring up racial hatred over his controversial interview with David Starkey
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Apparently we can hug each other again soon. I want to assure you I never did that before lockdown and I won’t be doing it after.
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Very sad to lose a definitive member of the Greatest Generation. RIP Prince Philip.
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May has tonight done remarkable damage to her own party: she has told the nation “we can’t do Brexit, so we’ll invite Labour to sort things out.” Overnight Corbyn goes from “dangerous Marxist” to force for stability, potentially transforming the dynamic of the next election.
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4 years
PM deserves a holiday, leave him alone. Though I will never understand the upper-middle-class taste in vacations. A near death experience; a new baby. And what does he choose to do? Camping.
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Probably an 8/10 for BoJo. Like the others, held his own. He did better in this than ITV for my money because he didn't just go on about Brexit. We need to stop doing debates with audiences. It's not helpful & just poisons the well, turning it into a row about balance. #bbcqt
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We've been doing this since 2010 but the British media still acts like it's never done debates before. It's simple: sit them down for 90 minutes, one moderator, no audience, no questions from the public. Just let them go at it with occasional interventions for clarity. #ITVDebate
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Note to the Catholic Church: the Western elite hates you. Hates you. There is no point sucking up, keeping quiet, being polite or reaching out. You just look like cowards and you win nothing.
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Having encouraged the lockdown and accused the government of not going far enough sooner, the broadcast media now discovers it must paid for. What will these innocents make of recession?!
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What with Brexit, Covid and the BBC Christmas schedule, the case for living off grid in a cabin in the woods is growing.
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2 years
Well, I've read it, which takes 3 minutes, and it's not going to bring him down. Very "systemic": mistakes were made, yadada, not clear who is responsible. This whole affair has become a bit silly.
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Well, this is bruising. I’d vote for the candidate who has the common sense *not* to be interviewed by Andrew Neil.
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4 years
I end the decade not particularly caring that someone thinks the Lake District is problematic. It's all just a bit silly. These people are talking to themselves. No one cares; the public has consistently refused to think the way they've been instructed.
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5 years
Priti Patel no longer favours the death penalty. The UK is totally opposed to it and uses the Foreign Office to lobby against it. There is no majority in Parliament to change this; our new PM is also against capital punishment. What a silly storm in a teacup.
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7 months
Socialist Worker nails its colours to the mast.
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