Phantom of the Unprofessional @SkullsNeuro Twitter profile

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Phantom of the Unprofessional

@SkullsNeuro

9 months

Time to do some catch up for #DavidsMonthOfMusic

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3 years

@estherk_k That’s because we know they are women. And that trans men are men. And that non-binary people are non-binary. Gender is a construct and a spectrum. Sex is a combination of about 6 different biological processes, many of which do not allign as well as 8th grade bio taught you.

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It breaks my heart that the art museum or the zoo isn’t considered a good date for adults. Places full of facts to spark conversation?! No. Places where you are eating at each other?! Top tier.

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@feminemi1y There is a lot to unpack here. Not the least of which is what in the whole Fuck?

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@cugwmui Woman: *clearly enjoying the proposal* Man on the internet: NOBODY BETTER PROPOSE TO ME THIS WAY! Don’t worry, friend. I think you’re in the clear.

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1 year

Gonna tweet this fact separately: Even when they aren’t around, use their pronouns. Yes, even in stories from your shared past. Yes, even if there is no way they will know. Misgendering out of earshot is not an excuse.

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4 years

@RaeGun2k In grade school they teach you that you have a “left brain” or “right brain” dominance. In my PhD we use that myth as a punchline. It has merit in teaching children a super complex concept, but it’s only for children. Occam didn’t say simple was right, just that it was simple

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3 years

@hachx0 The audacity of some people to want to house the homeless or tax the churches to help pay to house the homeless. It’s almost like they got the idea from some old book.

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3 years

@Brian_Sauve

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1 year

I just discover this product exists and I need to say something: DO NOT STRAP YOUR CHILD’S HEAD INTO THE CAR SEAT. Accidents or rapid deceleration could lead to horrific spine injuries up to and including internal decapitation. These are awful.

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4 years

@notsoshittydm “Closer” shuffled while staring at the floor sadly, so that “Tear You Apart” could sporadically gyrate with a gasmask.

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2 years

@JessLTwrites Nothing says “I know what women need to hear” like someone who could pass for “Jesus if he got divorced and moved to Ft. Lauderdale”

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2 years

@theRNbiologist @thedigitalyenta Fun fact: the planets don’t cause distress, it’s the inevitable explanation from Neil deGrasse Tyson that ruins your day.

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10 months

@feminemi1y It seems pretty clear to me that you’re simply pointing out that babies are not the usual result which is like… obviously true. That other part seems a little bad faith.

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8 months

@feminemi1y *clutches pearls* men would NEVER. (Dies from irony)

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4 years

@lilspacecaseart @carterhambley All im saying is that we need to wait for more details about the rubble. I know it’s been 19 years but I haven’t heard enough to justify me justifying the shooting.

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@caitjord

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3 years

@SweetGeorgia_77 Nothing says “boundless self confidence” quite like deciding for other people how they should take pictures of themselves.

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2 years

@miniondeathcult He waited two hours to get a hot-and-ready pizza? Huh. Now I’m no detective…

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4 years

@emrazz “I’ve discussed this with many other men” translates to “I’ve discussed this with like 3 other dudes and a million others have laughed in my stupid face”. Also: barf on this dude.

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@SkullsNeuro

3 years

@AllisonRFloyd @NoLore Also like… a complete unawareness around rural AND city schooling. I wish we could all afford to live in bikable places but that is super privileged

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3 years

@Soren_Ltd 1. I don’t understand how “numbering your points” works. B. I’ve read books

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11 months

A tale in three parts.

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5 years

@broderick @bkerogers Tag line for this role: “You’re the dog now, man”

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2 years

@AubryAndrews Every time I see this I think “children, they are describing children”

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2 years

Okay. Weird question. Do cis men not hold babies? I had a lot of fun baby holding with my family this weekend and apparently none of my brother’s in-laws will hold babies. Am I the weird one?

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3 years

@BiddyCross Nothing says “I give off lion/alpha” energy like someone having to assert it twice in a single comment.

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2 years

@girldrawsghosts That’s so weird. I’m literally watching King of the Hill as we speak. This is basically how the Critical Race Theory epsiode goes.

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4 years

@ScottMGreer I’ve never seen a twitter name used as two truths and a lie before. Neat.

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1 year

@punishedmother I’m in a PhD program and this is the general consensus which makes me really concerned for clients these days.

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3 years

@MartinKulldorff No a huge fan of history are ya? The Plague, The Spanish Flu, HIV and Other STIs… Oh! And things that were considered diseases but aren’t actually spreadable. Like mental illness and the justification for stuffing them into dark buildings all the way through the 1960s.

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3 years

@jack_turban “Professionalism” is a set of rules meant to make people mirror the standards of white, high ses, Cis men. Im happy to help dismantle that ridiculousness

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@SkullsNeuro

10 months

@girldrawsghosts What is so frustrating is that dealing with SI isn’t something that we are trained with as a standard and each state is different with the involuntary hold rules which *only* hurts our clients. It makes me want to scream. I had to seek out risk training.

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2 years

@MatthewKadish We’re all just gonna let Matt use the phrase “decades” and then show us two characters from the last few years? Also two of these are the same character.

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4 years

@MaraWilson

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2 years

@BadMedicalTakes This just in, the brain is not biological. Frankly, I’m not surprised.

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2 years

@theRNbiologist @neiltyson Neil only has about 0.00185% of the earth’s population in his twitter reach. And the average human’s voice only goes about 4 city blocks at its loudest. Thus he can’t ruin EVERYTHING. (See Neil? It’s awful)

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2 years

@zoiedt This makes me unbelievably angry and I’m so sorry for people making your daughter feel unsafe. ❤️

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2 years

@TheBlondeRN This makes me unreasonably angry. I’m so tired of this happening at schools. Just let kids use the restroom, this holdover from a time when we hit kids with rulers is functionally useless, especially at this age.

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4 years

@MonicaLewinsky Hamilton, but with Goth kids: The *gloom* where it happened.

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2 years

@AlphaMasculini1 Why Is it that people who call themselves “alphas” only say things that a wittle baby would say?

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3 years

@creation247 By age 40 you should be: - self aware enough to realize that setting ridiculous standards steeped in being white, Christian, and wealthy as a precursor is a pretty goofy thing to tweet about. - able to delete terrible tweets

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@SkullsNeuro

4 years

@MaraWilson My favorite part of this video was just before they filmed it when he insisted “YOU’RE HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN, REBECCA” And then he bitches about it until she turns it over... then this happens.

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@SkullsNeuro

4 years

@ButterflyMia10 @the_real_mathis @AOC @realDonaldTrump Is this before or after they brutalize LGBTQIA people, demonize Muslims, completely destroy poor white people, treat immigrants like monsters, or take away women’s rights? All that seems pretty “exclusive” and “not nice”.

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@SkullsNeuro

2 years

@girldrawsghosts This is the kind of thing that really hurts. She probably had chores, and she probably had plans for the coming week, and group projects. She was a normal teenaged girl and someone killed her becuase we had wave transphobia.

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3 years

@AnthonyQuintano @EmilyGorcenski Thank god the climate change is just a hoax or we could be seeing this all over the world. (SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!)

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3 years

@tomhfh Because flashing in other contexts is illegal and it’s embarrassing that it’s taken this long for the internet to catch up. Though it’s mostly because people like to cover their own behavior. Food for thought.

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@SkullsNeuro

10 months

@erlterpeneur @AJ_F612 I mean, given how brain dead the response was, it seems like any other rebuttal would be wasted.

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2 years

Sending unsolicited dick pics should be a form of assault in the eyes of the law.

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@StudentDocBen Transphobia should be a license-losing ethical trespass and I am deeply sorry you had to go through that.

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2 years

@DrAmyPsyD 1. Having This 2. Looking to work for the Goddamn Riddler 3. OkaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaay

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@StoneElliott2 @AllisonRFloyd This one time, a friend had me drive them to the vet to pick up thier dog. The vet described clearing the muck out of a cyst on the dog’s butt. It’s impressive that the muck grew up and learned to tweet, but I’m not sure the name “Stone” is really that clever

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@SkullsNeuro

3 years

@dowhiletrue @Damsoqueen @OshelleParr Given what you typed it’s clear that “enough women” translates to “one woman broke my heart and turned me into a fragile dude who doesn’t understand sex but really loves Incel Reddit posts”. I see why you shortened it for character counts.

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1 year

@sarahk_massey @FLHouseDems @FLGOPMajority It’d be way better if they stopped dancing and started forcing the GOP to stop wiping out a group of people. Bet you could still do that to a rhythm.

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3 years

Can we please talk about how Zelenskyy is a hero in the current context but he’s also a really complicated politician with serious human rights issues that has been targeting non-Ukrainians, women and LGBTQIA+ people? So maybe we chill on “falling in love?”

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3 years

@EmilyGorcenski For the record, the White Tears Livestream should be the new name of CPAC.

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2 years

@angel_0f_deathx It was both fun and easy to report someone under this new rule. More people should try it.

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8 months

@HighnessOphelia My first thought was “I’d never touch someone who asked me not to” which seems like the sensible way to avoid this.

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2 years

@andylevy I hear that their job is hard and they have to make split second decisions every day so we shouldn’t complain.

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2 years

@DuchessSexpert Goddamnit, if I had a dime for every little girl who comes to our office and talks about how she gets body shamed at home, I’d no longer have student loans and I would have bought a catapult to punt their parents down the street.

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3 years

@beachmuscles

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4 years

@Kate_R_Biscuits @sophie_uk1995 @cisdestroyer That’s what I first saw too. It seems kinda silly to have split them up until you see the subtext. Then it’s just hate speech.

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11 months

@girldrawsghosts I, for one, love that they made a truck that looks like the coffin you’d bury Baron Harkonen in

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11 months

Still the scariest pumpkin

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3 years

@jlosreign @MikeSington When his eyebrows get here they’re gonna be pissed.

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3 years

@ZenaMOBrien They sure can be denied. For starters, in LGBTQIA+ relationships we are talking about two humans who are consenting with each other being treated badly because some folks love magic sky people a bit too much. Beastiality is sexual assault because one party cannot consent.

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3 years

@emrazz Ooo! Ooo! I know this one!

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1 year

@ERnurse86 The only after birth abortions I’ve heard of are currently traumatizing several generations of children because people like to cosplay the military.

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3 years

@Andy07767594 @library_feline @girldrawsghosts @angel_0f_deathx @Janelovesbees @eunarthabossamy @LCRWnews This is the most angry ping pong ball I’ve ever seen.

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@SkullsNeuro

2 years

It’s about time we start treating this shot with the respect it deserves. Her answer is amazing.

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2 years

Iconic

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3 years

It’s all of us until it’s none of us. #YesAllMen #WeHaveToDoBetter

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3 years

All men.

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4 years

@meganamram Ugh. More leftist bias. Everyone knows lululemon would never put stuff on sale. Fake news.

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@SkullsNeuro

8 months

@Mshark55712095 @michellehex1212 @craig_brown3 Twitter is devolving into men just loudly saying they can’t please their partners and it’s honestly weird.

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@girldrawsghosts I always think about this in terms of sales, the “5 yeses” principle. Once you’ve said yes to subservient ways of thinking to God, the “man of the household”, the hierarchy to those in the clergy, and finally to elders without question… the pathway to here becomes scarily tiny

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3 years

@KevinDr_ver

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@alindguzik I may not love a lot of her methods. But it’s silly for us not to realize that these seats were paid for by someone else and she just took a solid opportunity to normalize “tax the rich”. I think imma give her props on this one. Past me was short sighted.

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2 years

We do not talk enough about this scene direction from The Addams Family (1991)

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3 years

@afern401 @dalepartridge *can’t finish list because he crying for his next door neighbor*

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1 year

@thecardsharp2 @ask_aubry Violence is rarely the answer but boy howdy would I show my work.

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3 years

@acweyand I work in pediatrics, it’s still REALLY FRICKIN BAD for children and I’m not sure why this is a controversial point. Not to mention the immense damage to the lungs, heart, and brain.

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1 year

@gbosslet Mine was seeing a long COVID patient in their 40s who’s cognition was lagging behind the dementia patients we also see. But sure, putting a mask on is really rough.

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2 years

@Thunderball155 Also, I’m happily against the second amendment. It’s silly.

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3 years

@feminemiIy Not for nothing, but he’s wrong about the numbers. Over ten (in most medical contexts) you write the number, you don’t spell it out.

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@NickAdamsinUSA So that makes the list: 1. Pearl Harbor 2. Columbine/Sandy Hook 3. 9/11 4. A distinctly awful pillow guy who loves conspiracy theories got his phone taken because it’s likely his a legit criminal. Did I get this right?

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@FeminemiIy Weird. It’s almost as if you aren’t even considering that some of them are obviously just being women for the day. Because that’s how it works according to that woman who wrote the wizard book. . . . . Oh, and conservatives. Who are famous for well thought out arguments.

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@MonicaLewinsky This is the perfect tweet.

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3 years

@emily_murnane I can’t tell if this is perfect or unhinged but I don’t even care.

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3 years

@Rschooley Super Bowl Cut Party. Am I right?

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3 years

@girldrawsghosts No one: Me: … he really want From First to Last, huh?

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10 months

“Sup girl, I’m curious what it sounds like when you chew” See? Creepy.

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3 years

@acweyand We just had a friend sent home after a c-section, one night post-op. So you know, things are going great in healthcare right now.

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@SkullsNeuro

5 years

@ewarren It’s almost like you were a law professor or something.

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4 years

@morgancrawf @nathan_foad I think it says a lot that it’s hard to tell.

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@whattheslark Nope. Not at all

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@AlanaFeral My favorite part is when you refute the article they didn’t read and their “gotcha” is a second, even more damning article that they didn’t read. It’s like watching a mushroom do algebra.

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@ZenaMOBrien Comparing the two is manufacturing oppression. Which is gross. But yeah, the main issue here is that one animal cannot give enthusiastic consent and thus we are not defending sexual assaulters in this house.

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@SkullsNeuro

3 years

@CatDocMD Psychology is kind of the weird cousin. But we hate Social media broadly and Pediatric Neuropsychology also hates Tik Tok specifically.

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@MonsterVetArt @williamlaw1844 @ask_aubry Because that would only solve the problem. Rather than let them complain about it.

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@feminemi1y I know this isn’t the point, but why not tell a kid what Crystal meth is? I would like them not to do it. Seems like explaining it might help. Avoidance just gave us DARE and that didn’t go great.

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@AJ_F612 This is a great idea. Children tend to internalize lessons really well when they can also see their parents as *mildly* flawed. And it opens the door for a calm conversation if it happens again without shaming.

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