Erik :: they/them @thecardsharp2 Twitter profile

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Erik :: they/them

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Wanna watch me die in a spy movie? Of course you do! MR-9: Do or Die is available to rent or buy on streaming in North America today! Look for me in Act 3 👀 I still can’t believe I’m in a Michael Jai White movie.

Erik :: they/them

@thecardsharp2

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In 2023, I saw a life long goal accomplished! I died on-screen in a movie, MR-9: Do or Die, which released this summer. I watched it in theaters twice! It’s a surreal experience to see your own image projected up that big! 😵‍💫 I look forward to doing more in 2024!

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Dear @bestofdyingtwit

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@LisaBloom Elon tried to lay off everyone in the Las Vegas office of Tesla solar last year, without the 60 days notice. The company just kept telling us the lay off was coming, but never made an official announcement of lay off. As each deadline approached, it was pushed back.

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@LisaBloom Elon and Tesla kept stringing us along, holding a layoff over our heads, waiting for us to just quit. That way he never had to announce a mass layoff and give 60 days notice. I’m not saying he’ll do that here; but he is willing to skirt the law and hang everyone out to dry

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2 years

I just learned what a husband stitch is and can just I say WHAT THE FUCK, CISHET MEN.

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@swandane @rtralphy Of course men can buy tampons. Anyone can buy tampons. What is NOT pictured in your tweet: tampons

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@TwitterSafety If you actually had a content moderation team and a trust & safety team, you wouldn’t have to crowdsource your policy decisions that you already put into effect.

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@EliErlick Large commercial operations that are not essential should be the first thing to go, but they never are.

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@LisaBloom The company initially gave us 90 days to move to Utah (on our own dime, and no raises) or be laid off as the Vegas office closed. People who didn’t want to move to Ut quit. Those of us that waited it out were told the lay off date was pushed when it was 2 weeks away

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It’s wild that Jonathan Majors has been shunned and dropped this quickly, and Ezra Miller has been shielded and defended by the studio so vigorously after multiple crimes. I’m not saying Majors deserves studio protection; I’m saying Miller deserves consequences.

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@pamehebert @POTUS This you? 🤣🤣🤣

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@AliceRHamilton “Would it kill you to respect women??” Yes, actually.

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1 year

@mattxiv He’s gonna replace Diamond and it’ll be Jeffree and Silk.

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2 years

Spooky season is here 💀

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@LisaBloom They pushed the lay off date three times, always last minute, to the end of the year. They kept piling work onto the teams that remained. They refused to say when the office would fully close and the lay off would happen, and refused to make us permanent work from home.

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@CheckThaLyri @WorldLatinHoney That’s a real New Yorker right there.

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Students who have been tactically trained since elementary school against school shooters are meow using their tactical training to hold off cops. Poetry. 🤌🏽

National Students for Justice in Palestine

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Barricades at the Cal Poly Humboldt occupation, where riot police have recently arrived on the scene

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This would effect almost everything we all use online. Social media, data storage, payment systems, cloud servers. This would give government the authority to audit, pressure, & potentially shutter huge chunks of the internet. Good thing there’s no active fascists in congress 👀

@[email protected]

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We need to stop calling it a “Tiktok Ban” the Restrict Act would apply to any and every web based platform and product. Why aren’t tech folks talking about this? Part 1 | Part 2

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@fuckyouiquit My last job tripled my quotas with no pay increase, and after closing our office and moving out of state, no guarantee we’d keep WFH. So I used all my PTO to train at a new job, came back and quit.

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@dwints85 @michelletandler Look at you, using pronouns. You’re a pronoun person. Have fun hating yourself.

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@comeau_charles @drmistercody Alpha male requires specialty pillow for delicate head and neck.

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@EricFrohnhoefer Mad respect. He threw your team under the bus publicly and you responded and stood up for your team. Good luck to you.

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@redsynapse @cow_belle65 @LisaBloom Every other major car company has caught up to Tesla and will out perform and out produce then in the next couple of years. Their corner on the market is gone. There’s lots of cool EVs out there. As for solar? Tesla has the worst customer service scores in the industry.

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@bestofdyingtwit “X can be anything!” Congrats. It’s a scam.

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@ask_aubry “I’m rich, white, abled, have a 4.0, and consider myself attractive. How can I make myself the victim and blame it on women?”

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@xoxogossipgita I’m voting yes on the authorization today. ✊🏽🪧

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@ask_aubry If a staff member beat my kid at school, that would be a staff member’s first day of eating thru a feeding tube for the next few months.

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@ACABylonBee @KaylaPekkala And then there were none

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@ordheist Can’t believe you broke the immersion to come whine on Twitter.

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@notcapnamerica Black people don’t even get that kind of headline when they’re the VICTIM

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@punished_cait I can’t smell ants. But they taste of lemon head candy. We used them to flavor our water in survival school.

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@SheRatesDogs “You have to be tolerant of my hatred for you!” Conservatives are so desperate. It would be sad, but they deserve it.

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@ndindi @PplsCityCouncil They would not only smoke it all, but they’d call the cops on you to bust you for distributing.

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Someone is in front of me boarding the plane, talking about a convention she was at, how crowded it was, & how she’ll have to wear a mask when she gets home so she doesn’t give anything to her kids. She didn’t mask at the convention She is not wearing a mask on this flight.

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@Todd_Spence @marcellacomedy Give him a hotter sauce. I want this explanation but with more wheezing and gasping for air.

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@biasbe Ooooo my favorite game: person who hates pronouns can’t stop using pronouns

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@this_is_mallory “Sorry, Samantha. I cannot read your response because I’m wearing blue blockers. I also won’t be deleting any posts, as I’m taking an “eye sabbatical” from computer screens. Namaste!”

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@playwithsadie @AshleyGWinter If you’re making the claim that all current scientific data is wrong and that vitamin C “boosts immunity”, please cite your sources. If that’s too hard, why don’t you start by defining “boost immunity”?

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@meena I have some notes.

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@NotABigJerk @TwitterSafety It’s probably like 2 programmers working 18 hour shifts and eating nothing but cold pizza rolls and tap water and who aren’t allowed to leave the building. They probably think they’re in a simulation at this point.

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@JoshuaPHilll @_Be_not_Afraid A head of government live-tweeting their own war crimes is … well it’s something.

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A movie about a cop who sucks at his job and gets yelled at by his boss but also sucks at his marriage and gets divorced? Oh. So the story of 40% of cops. Google “40% of cops” for more info on the Die Hard prequel.

The Hollywood Handle

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A ‘DIE HARD’ prequel featuring a young John McClane is reportedly in the works. (Via: @DanielRPK )

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@alittleleader Wait til they hear how old the second amendment is. 🤭

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@kelly_knox Whoever saves Grogu needs to carry him like a football thru a line of clone troopers

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@halomancer1 this story just keeps getting better. 🤌🏽

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@DiscoTempoJazz @MNateShyamalan Putting the laughter in manslaughter

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@SilverSmithMama @NerdNonsense23 He earned my respect at the end. He got some moves

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@girldrawsghosts Cybertruck: the engineering standards of a soda can.

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Happy #TransDayOfVisibility 🏳️‍⚧️

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@Charalanahzard Like… hack the credit card companies. Erase everyone’s debt. That’d be so rad.

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@muchnerve There’s a great medium article from someone who lived thru Sri Lanka’s collapse and. Well I’ll let you look for yourself.

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@notcapnamerica Corrected the audio

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@LexiAlex “Vote Blue” people be like

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@ASTEROIDNlGHTS “for my 21st birthday, I became single. No questions at this time.”

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@ask_aubry “You lost in life! $92,802 dollars!” He continued to shout into the night, alone as ever.

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@playwithsadie @AshleyGWinter That study shows that vitamin c supplementation helps replace depleted vitamin c levels in people with various illnesses. The disease states wipe out their vitamin c, so adding vitamin C back in fixes that. It’s like adding gas when you’re car is out of gas.

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Presented without commentary

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@elonmusk No one doxxed your location.

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@StarbucksCare @Starbucks How does it go against Starbucks values? I worked there for four years. It doesn’t go against company values. There ain’t nothing wrong with that sign and you know it. It’s not like it’s telling people to unionize.

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@Eve6 “I know all you poors are having a rough time, but we’ll figure it out! I mean, I won’t; I’m delegating it to the prime minister, but someone will do something, I’m sure!”

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The peak of human performance

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@offbeatorbit People puke, spit, and urinate in airplane sinks. And that water is not drinkable. Every surface in that bathroom is covered in urine and fecal matter. This is like cooking in a bathroom sink inside a portapotty.

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@fatfabfeminist I remember this one

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@LovelyAlyxander @DianaBrickell @Regularly_Unfun @JoshuaPotash I’m the US, the credit system as we it exists today started in 1989. Just in time to screw over millennials.

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@ordheist What first tweet? You’re breaking the immersion.

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@ClaireMax I don’t get it. Way too many people I know are still into it. Like, there’s so many new fandoms you can join. Leave your hogwarts house behind; try asking people about their favorite ninja turtle or something.

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She was just a kid. She was just trying to grow up, like anyone else her age. And she was murdered for existing. This breaks my heart. Rest in peace, Brianna Ghey. You deserved far better than this world gave you.

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A 16yo trans girl, Brianna Ghey, has been stabbed to death in Warrington. Allegations are circulating of years of transphobic bullying leading up to this. Horrified. Rest up sis.

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@ReignOfApril Like… she’s an elite level gymnast, a gold medal Olympian. There are fewer elite level US gymnasts than US Navy seals (by a LOT). When you invent a move in gymnastics, they name it after you. Simone Biles has FIVE moves named after her. That man has nothing on her.

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@blakeflayton @mattxiv Cry harder

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@Cooperstreaming Debunking misinformation is my love language.

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@ask_aubry Yo, high five to the mom for saying exactly what I was thinking and making her own son cry. 😆🙌🏽

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@halomancer1 Elon thinks three steps ahead in the same way you can see what’s coming as you’re falling down a flight of stairs.

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@KnowNothingTV @TaylorLorenz

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@caitiedelaney @everywhereist He even made a video with some engineers about the ventilators they were trying to create and had some prototype. They had whiteboards and parts on workbenches. That’s as far as they ever got. 😂

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@Variety

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White cis men told the world they wanted to be called “Meat Loaf”, “Pee Wee”, and “Carrot Top”, and the world went with it so hard, most people don’t know their real names. But a brown queer person with “they/them” pronouns isn’t just a problem, but a threat. 😒

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You don’t need to “understand” anyone else’s identity, sexual orientation, or any of that to respect them. Respect peoples gender identities, call them what they want to be called by, and stop leaning into transphobia.

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@bestofdyingtwit Elon smoking the remains of Twitter:

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@MediClit She’s trying to walk away quickly without making him angry or violent. She’s trying not to die. If she sets a hard boundary and turns it into a confrontation, who do you think wins that fight?

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@Eve6 He gave himself leg muscles in his YouTube thumbnail.

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@MNateShyamalan I assume by “really do it this time” he means show up to the one weekend a month he’s supposed to take the kids.

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@girldrawsghosts My dad is a Republican, and he frequently uses the phrase “hooray for me and fuck you” to describe his view on any given issue. So this checks out.

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@kingazastyles Can’t forget her

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Bear discourse + X-Men 97

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How is this pay structure legal. HOW. $26 to pick 900lbs of fruit??

United Farm Workers

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Paulino is a citrus worker in Woodlake CA. Citrus are paid by the variety- the larger the fruit the less money for each 900 lb container. On this day, Paulino was being paid $26 each container of citrus. The fatser he picked the more he could earn. #WeFeedYou