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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

I’ve had it with these male comedians

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alice hamilton

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2 years

when I asked my pro life mom about the 3000 children who die every year from gun violence she rolled her eyes and said “that’s not that many.” we cannot work with republicans. we have to work around them.

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alice hamilton

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If you want some good news about a black person I just got my first job writing for tv 😊 today is my first day

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alice hamilton

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“What’s it like being a female comedian?”

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alice hamilton

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love this photo of jonah hill’s grandfather

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a woman being fined for wearing a bikini on a beach, in italy 1957

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alice hamilton

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3 years

Tiffany only exists just in case Ivanka needs organs

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

Jesus Christ THIS IS A TRAP. Do not talk to the police if you experienced police brutality at a protest TALK TO A LAWYER

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alice hamilton

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4 years

when you’re so pro life you gotta kill some bitches

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alice hamilton

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4 years

hope y’all are happy you broke Jim Gaffigan

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

11 months

big day for this meme

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

6 months

he died

alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

“What’s it like being a female comedian?”

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

The picture I sent vs the one that went on the flier 🙃🙃🙃

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

ACAB includes this rabbit

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

3 months

the thing about this Kansas City mass shooting is there were SO MANY cops there, scores of “good guys with guns” who had prepared for a potential active shooter, and 10 people still got shot. Police do not prevent crime.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

dudes with 9 followers big mad about this one

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

The Hollywood Improv is telling comedians not to do any pedophile jokes if Chris Delia is on the line up but I doubt you’ll hear any free speech defenders say shit about it

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

idk how I never saw this clip of Rogan shitting bricks cuz Freddie Gibbs brought up the time Joe called Black people apes

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 month

this guy has tried to fuck every trans comic on the west coast

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the way my jaw dropped to the floor

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

I can’t delete twitter cause I gotta be on this app when trump dies. I can’t miss that.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

welcome new followers. don’t be shocked at how much I hate tweet about serial rapist Chris Delia. he raped some of my friends and I’m gonna shit on him til he retires or is imprisoned (which should be soon 🤞🏽)

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

10 months

I never hated Anne Hathaway or Amber Heard. If your initials are AH I consider us to be a team (except for the one guy)

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

10 months

quick question… who is abusing the women, kids, and dogs?

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

dudes get mad at the “women and children first” rule like women and children made that rule. that’s some tough guy “I ain’t scared to die” bullshit you guys did to yourselves. if you don’t want to go down with the ship then learn how to cry in public you sociopaths.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

CW: SA I hate Chris Delia so much that I made a mini comedy special about it called Cex Kriminal. It’s free on YouTube! Here’s a clip!

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

I cannot force Chris Delia to retire from stand up and podcasting but I believe it is within my power to ensure he never reads anything good about himself on the internet ever again

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

I can’t believe the Washington Redskins changed their name to Lady A

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

11 months

my friend reported a rape to the LAPD and one of the cops hit on her. said he had a good body and would treat her better than the rapist did.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

@nicolebyer get this young man to a hospital !!

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

11 months

these two from OITNB still hold the record right? played mother and daughter when they’re less than two years apart in real life

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Emmy Rossum On Playing Tom Holland's Mom In 'The Crowded Room' While Only Being 10 Years Older

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

Portland Oregon restaurant bans serial predator Chris Delia ahead of his upcoming show 🎉 love my home town!

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

@ljmkhavingrain I’d rate her parenting skills 0/5 stars

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

White people, You know what would be way more helpful than a black square? Letting your black friends correct your racism without you getting defensive and trying to argue. Racism hurts. If you didn’t mean to be hurtful than just apologize.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

3 years

happy Mother’s Day to the oldest daughter in every family

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

3 years

was talking to a guy who told me women make rape accusations to get famous. I asked him to name a woman who did that. he said “Aziz Ansari.” I reminded him I asked for the woman’s name. he didn’t know it. she was his example of a lying fame whore and he didn’t even know her name.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

personally I think it’s wrong to have a white man play lilo

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Zack Galifianakis has been cast in Disney+ live-action ‘LILO & STITCH’ remake. (Source: )

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

I do not support all women lol

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

9 months

saw a show at the comedy store. jeselnik came out and said comedians who complain about cancel culture are fucking losers who need to shut up and do their job…. then whitney came out and complained about cancel culture

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

hey @erikgriffin can you please stop telling the comedians that open for you that they are so attractive you might rape them?? I thought getting married would stop you 🧐 but I guess you need some public shame. STOP IT 🖕🏽

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

Delia telling the hot wings guy that the 12 year old girls in Portugal were not into him…

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

3 years

just had to go vote in person cause the state of California never sent my ballot in the mail. when I gave my info it said voter registration INACTIVE. A poll worker said “she probably hasn’t voted in a while.” I voted in 2020. it all took about 8 minutes. go vote in the recall!

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

PPP, a government fund to help small businesses effected by COVID-19. Kanye took $2m. His wife is a billionaire. Jared & Ivanka took $2m. They made $135m since Trump’s election. Thousands are about to be homeless and they’re stealing from the less fortunate. Fuck these assholes.

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alice hamilton

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4 months

Dave Chappelle reminds me of Steve Jobs. Maybe you’re a genius, but if everyone calls you a genius, to your face, for 20 years?? It’ll fuck up your brain. At the end, Steve Jobs thought he could cure his own cancer. And now Chappelle thinks he’s a sociologist or some shit.

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alice hamilton

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1 year

PROOF! We got Chris Delia ON TAPE! Interviews with multiple victims who confirm Delia’s abuse and cheating all in this hour long documentary. SILLY GOOSE TIME IS OVER

The Chris D'Elia Problem...

Comedian Chris D'Elia was canceled in the summer of 2020... or was he? Chris is not only back to performing at his pre-canceled numbers, it appears he is up ...

www.youtube.com

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

8 months

who has more fear in their eyes?

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alice hamilton

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2 years

@TreaStylez @glo_zanayi this shit looks scratchy as hell I’m not gonna lie

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@The_Underburbs his pronouns are “never/sober”

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alice hamilton

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3 years

love when a hot girl has one super ugly tattoo like yes babe vandalize god’s masterpiece

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

3 years

all the guys offended by this, sharing the poster all over Twitter, accidentally promoting the show for free, was definitely the point of the name. congratulations, you played yourself.

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alice hamilton

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2 years

@heytherejeffro Idk how they’re gonna fill that 4 hours without me

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alice hamilton

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2 years

Chet Hanks bringing shame upon his family yet again

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alice hamilton

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5 months

now we know how to make him wrap up those 4 hour sets

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Dave Chappelle abruptly ends show, walks off stage after fan pulls out phone during Florida gig: report

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@ogDimwit he’s trying to rebrand as “Sober Christian” while still being very much addicted to cocaine

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

2 years

feels like a good time to remind male comedians that I have over 20 years of nannying experience if anyone needs me to babysit their girlfriend

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alice hamilton

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2 years

Here is a thread of the screenshots from conversations that my friend had with Chris Delia. Here is some context but I’m not gonna fault anyone for being skeptical. WARNING: There is some pretty gross stuff in these screenshots.

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alice hamilton

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3 years

@IsiahaSaid hand down

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

white people if you don’t have this energy we don’t need you

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3 years

@BodreroMichael @bimboemoji @Kawehe_

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8 months

grifting to the right post cancellation. classic move.

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

if being gay was a choice there would not be straight women

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

You can be encouraged by this video of Mitt Romney joining the protest and saying Black Lives Matter without letting him off the hook for dangerous policies he still supports

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alice hamilton

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@roadgrimes

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

4 years

this Jeff Ross thing, and all the male comedians who “don’t know what to say” about it stems from the gross belief that girls mature faster than boys. we don’t. we’re just as foolish, immature, and confused. grown men tell themselves girls are mature to justify “dating” teenagers

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

8 months

you’re next @chrisdelia

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Danny Masterson has been sentenced to 30 years in prison, after being convicted for rape earlier this year.

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alice hamilton

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1 year

The Hollywood Improv took Delia’s shows off their calendar! 🎉 2023 off to a great start!

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

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6 year old Shirley Temple ain’t gon know what hit her

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You can resurrect one movie star for 1 hour but in that hour they must appear on Hot Ones with no context for what they are doing. Who do you pick

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alice hamilton

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@chelseaperetti

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alice hamilton

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remember last year when tom segura was yelling that everyone on Twitter was too sensitive. now he’s crying over a checked bag

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8 months

for a second I thought he was in prison

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alice hamilton

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4 years

being black is fun because the right is actively suppressing our votes and the left is responding to our murders by yelling at us to go vote

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alice hamilton

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2 years

you guys Chris Delia’s life is about to end 😂😂 I hope you’re ready for it. get your popcorn!!

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alice hamilton

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5 years

When I was in jr high I made a fake MySpace page for Orlando Bloom. Women from all over the world would profess their love to me and I would try to convert them to Christianity.

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alice hamilton

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4 years

@NILES100 Elliot from Scrubs.

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2 years

not a spine to be seen

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POV: you walked into the Laugh Factory with an under-21 wristband

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imagine caring this much about a minor inconvenience. so embarrassing.

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@jacobahalaba this guy doesn’t care about abused men. he just wants to use them as a counter argument to feminism

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3 years

oh shit is it Y2K???

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@BrendanSchaub why would you post a stand up clip with no laughter?

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@UnkleDell @WrittenByHanna

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11 months

can some due process bros walk me through what I should do next

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alice hamilton

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@HardDickHustla Totally! I laughed so hard when he got slapped!

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alice hamilton

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2 years

went to Delia’s show at the Improv last night and stood across the street

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THIS is how you handle a fucking ped0! @kathygriffin talks about her brother being a sex offender. Watch til the end! 😱

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1 year

Keanu Reeves and an ugly rapist douche bag

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@kathygriffin Jim Gaffigan gave us all a gift today 😂

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

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my Instagram account has been permanently suspended because I posted this meme to my stories 😭😂 trying to appeal the decision

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

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this happened two days ago

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

1 year

hopefully this puts an end to Delia’s attempted comeback. this man needs to disappear.

‘Do Everything I Say’: 10 Women Claim Comedian Chris D’Elia Preyed on Them

Ten women tell Rolling Stone comedian and podcaster Chris D'Elia left them traumatized. The FBI is looking into it. He denies the allegations.

www.rollingstone.com

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alice hamilton

@AliceRHamilton

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I cook for my man. I cut up each bite for him. I make airplane noises while I spoon it into his mouth.

ziah ♉︎

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did you feed your man today?

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This is the joke she’s getting death threats over?? Lmao literally just this? I was bracing myself for something terrible this shit is hilarious. #dinahashem

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alice hamilton

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@CNBCMakeIt do a story on all the black people in jail for weed or be quiet

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