mallory (she/her)💬 @this_is_mallory Twitter profile

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I’m learning how to become a wellness influencer 🐍 Here’s my first class.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Update. She thinks I’m a teenager (I’m almost 32, only 3 years younger than her), and I’ll apparently be hearing from her lawyers for commentary on a presentation she has given lifetime access to.

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I guess it was only a matter of time before the anti-glasses grift became a thing? This community is so hellbent on having a contrarian opinion on every incredible scientific invention.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

14 days

Wait for it…

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

1 month

This. Is. Heartbreaking.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

I can’t wait for the second date! 😍

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Plot twist. Now we can change our eye colour. I look forward to becoming a blue-eyed skeptic.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Brb changing my bio to “teenage tiktok girl”

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Okay so THIS is actually what I’ve been waiting for. Samantha is a @doterra essential oils rep, and I knew she wouldn’t be able to resist including it. Hey @doterra can your reps claim your oils can heal vision?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Lol “empowerment purposes”.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Okay this just got fucked. Hey @doterra can your reps be making these claims?? DO NOT PUT ESSENTIAL OILS IN YOUR EYES!

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Y’all. You don’t need glasses, you just need to let go of the belief that you can’t see.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

She said at the start that she had 4 hours of material for a 2 hour masterclass, but it’s been 30 minutes and we haven’t been taught anything tangible yet. We’re just reading testimonials, and one is from her husband.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

“Decide today that you can see and your body knows how to heal”. *compares to when you cut yourself and your body heals it Then a quick pivot to magic mushrooms.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 years

Spotted: Grown men yelling at vegetables.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Who wants a bet she convinced 3 people to take their glasses off but they still secretly wear them when she’s not around?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

14 days

Of course of course. It’s always a course.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Sent to my private facebook profile. This is getting creepy.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Alright Twitter, what do we think of this? I’m in Canada if that helps. Since yesterday I’ve been given lifetime access to the masterclass recording.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Spoke too soon. There’s more. Folks in the chat are claiming they can see better already?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Okay now we’re learning about how glasses are a barrier between us and others and it’s a way of hiding from the world.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra It’s official. This is the whole reason this masterclass exists. Hey @doterra can Samantha be making these claims??

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

What. TheFuck.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Someone just asked about putting saliva in your eyes before sun-gazing and Samantha replied “I don’t know but try it out” 🫠

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Ah yes, you can’t see because you need to work on your inner child. Quite possibly the best $11 I’ve ever spent.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Samantha has clarified that we will not be learning how the eyes work, but did direct us to an Andrew Huberman youtube video yo watch later. Also apparently these medical reasons are not root causes, only diagnoses.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Yeeeeeeah this is where it gets not funny for me.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Adding LinkedIn to the platforms that she's messaged me on 😬 She said I have 24 hours but this is the third platform she's messaged me on just this afternoon.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra The entire class has turned into a @doterra sales pitch 😂

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Okay we’re finally getting somewhere… She keeps referencing studies and how everything is well studied and “just makes sense”.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Someone asked if she had any tips for ADHD and she said yes and so now she’s giving advice on ADHD.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Wouldn’t be a wellness influencer masterclass without a product pitch 💁🏻‍♀️ Again, I had a sneaky suspicion this was a trojan horse for a @doterra mention.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

This was in the T&C I signed, but wondering how it stands up to Canadian laws. I'd be fine taking the video and threads down if I had to because I don't care enough and will find another way to report it all.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

You don’t need glasses, your eyes just aren’t spiritual enough 😘

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I’m honestly bored because it’s the same shit I see every wellness influence peddle as cures.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Reminder: This is supposed to be a Masterclass on healing vision.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Y’all. We have an update. @doterra what are you actually going to do?

dōTERRA Essential Oils USA

@doterra

8 months

@this_is_mallory While our products can be used to promote a healthier lifestyle and achieve certain wellness benefits, they cannot be used or marketed as capable of preventing, treating, or curing any disease or symptoms associated with a disease. (2/2)

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Now we’re saying affirmations together. She also just said we’re blowing through this and might have time for questions at the end. At the start she said she had 4 hours of material and would probably go over the 2 hour mark.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Of course she’s going off on an anti-sunglasses rant, saying wearing them makes us sunburn more.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Presentation is over and we’re starting Q&A. She also just reminded everyone she’s not an expert in eye health.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Now she’s going off on fluoride.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra So she said she’s not a “pharma doctor” or a vision expert, but in this Q&A she’s giving medical advice - obviously @doterra essential oils.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Less than 75 minutes into a 120 minute masterclass and it kinda seems like we’re wrapping up?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Y’all the course worked! 🐍

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

You don’t need glasses, your eyes just aren’t spiritual enough 😘

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra I am a few of these.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Still 70 people on the call and she’s finally wrapping it up. Two and a half hours later. Thanks everyone for following along 🫡 I’ll get the recording too. Should I do anything with it?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Second “eye health break” of the masterclass.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

1 month

This is your brain on conspiracies. Everything becomes a conspiracy. Literally everything.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Another @doterra pitch and sharing where we can go if we want to work with her.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra Epigenetics is the theme of this Q&A.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@DanBiancoNYC I hate that I know that that one already exists 😫😫

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

TLDR it was a @doterra essential oils pitch. Yikes.

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

6 months

Apparently it’s ✨wellness✨ to do handstands with coffee up your ass now.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

Earlier this year I attended a ✨masterclass✨ on how to heal your vision and ditch your glasses. It went viral. It also didn’t work. To cap this year off I went to an actual professional. Got my prescription updated. And funded “big optometry” by getting some new frames.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Here we gooooo

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I paid $11 for this Vision Healing Masterclass so you don’t have to 🤓 This is my saturday morning cartoons.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

7 months

Welcome to mental gymnastics practice 🤸🏻‍♀️

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@AshleyGWinter it’s not 🫠🫣

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@ItsJP1981 @doterra Of course they didn't. I'm keen to reach out to the @FTC though.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 months

The anti-vaxxer measles playbook just dropped 🫠

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 years

Girl your “light nutrition” is a sunburn whether you “welcome” that language or not.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Now her partner wants to be facebook friends.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 months

I do often wonder if more and more stories like this will start to come out as the children of these wellness influencers start to grow up.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@parentingaspath She said there are 465 registered…

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I know everyone is keen for an update. Here’s the only one I can give right now. Because Samantha has threatened legal action against me, I’m consulting my legal counsel and can’t comment further at this time.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

19 days

Welcome to #wellness mental gymnastics practice (part 2) 🤸🏻‍♀️✨

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Snake oil salesmen never went away. They’re just wellness influencers with discount codes now 🐍

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@doterra The thing is @doterra I have flagged this rep before. Last December. Can I ask what your process is when you’re alerted to non-compliance like this?

mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

1 year

Hey @doterra please confirm your reps are allowed to market your products as “anti-covid” because I’m pretty sure that is not allowed. Samantha has repeatedly made false claims like this. At what point does she get removed from the company for non-compliance??

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@DrHeatherNeill It was live! She opened it up to questions after.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

RIP my brain cells.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

7 months

👀

Dr. Jonathan N. Stea

@jonathanstea

7 months

When your pseudoscientific grift goes viral and @this_is_mallory exposes it.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Hey everyone, anything interesting happen this weekend? I had a really good coffee (for drinking). I'm honestly overwhelmed at how many new people there are across my channels. Please know I appreciate you following along.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

10 months

I cannot emphasize enough that this is not satire.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

7 months

This just in: Sitting with your legs crossed and smiling is ONLY FOR CHILDREN. All because I, a woman with agency over her life, said I don’t want kids because I don’t like to be around them.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@TerrinaMajnoona @RioSlade Thanks, it's fake 😂

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

It’s giving ableism 💁🏻‍♀️

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@BrielleStarkPhD I’m trying to figure that out right now!

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Anti-glasses influencer 😂 @thedailybeast

Anti-Glasses Influencer Samantha Lotus Says She Can Heal Your Eyesight

Samantha Lotus told The Daily Beast “critics and hate mail have certainly come flooding in” since she announced her $11 classes.

www.thedailybeast.com

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

@mlunsted NOPE! Not even close. I made commentary on notable slides.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Does anyone know where I can get a bigger hat?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

6 months

Y’all aren’t ready for “water is dehydrating you without the products linked in my bio” wellness grift.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

2024 is the year of ditching snake oil 🐍❌

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

6 months

Wellness influencer playbook: Step 1: Make you fear something. Step 2: Sell you their thing to reduce fear they just gave you. Bonus: Add creepy music.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

Help I’ve stumbled into carnivore reels.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

1 year

Did cancer write this TikTok?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

I’m begging the Wellness industry to stop trying to make everything an enema.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 years

Y’all aren’t ready for “hurricanes are a conspiracy”.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

6 months

I stumbled across this profile while perusing my alt account a few weeks ago and cannot stop thinking about it. Join me for a mini deep dive on Kelly the Magical Medium and her son Brey 🧵

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

Between coffee and the sun I’m going to start a “stop telling me what to do with my butt hole” campaign.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

3 months

"So why aren't you getting out there and dating again?" Me: "Okay so I'm actually in this spat with a coffee enema company on instagram and I'm writing a podcast episode about it."

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

7 months

Hi, I’m Mallory. And this is how wellness misinformation makes me feel.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

2 years

If we could just leave the *went to the grocery store just to yell at food for a video* bits in the past that’d be great.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

4 months

Ask me how I feel about the wellness industry/influencers, MLMs, and misinformation.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

7 months

what👏🏻does👏🏻it👏🏻mean👏🏻

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

4 months

Genuinely. How the f*ck is this allowed?

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

8 months

I have only slept with vaccinated men the last 2 years. My hair is shinier, I’ve seen more cute puppies, and I got a job promotion. This is your friendly reminder that correlation ≠ causation. Also I don’t think this “friend” exists.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

5 months

Me and my oat milk latte disagree to the fullest extent.

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@this_is_mallory

4 months

I wish my apartment was this rent free.

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@this_is_mallory

1 month

Oh goodie.

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mallory (she/her)💬

@this_is_mallory

4 months

Happy New Year! You don't need a detox. You don't need a cleanse. You don't need whatever snake oil gimmick just so happen to be going viral right now.

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