being 21 without a drivers license is one of the bravest things u can do in america. oh you’re a nurse? i had to look my mom in the eyes and ask to go to walmart
i want to host a food network show called Feed The Boy. every week 3 chefs try to please a different 6 year old boy. They do not get to ask the boy what he likes. but they do get 1 minute to root around in his bedroom for clues
if i ever write a beautifully haunting science fiction book and die do NOT let my son keep writing them. he doesnt know me. he will never know me. and he definitely doesn’t know what i had in store for Mr. Donut and Mrs. Donut
at the hibachi place wishing i had the other chef. his table’s having so much fun. he clearly has more moves unlocked. he’s getting their baby involved. our guy is busting eggs everywhere like Mr Bean
bought a big ass turtle to use as a coffee table. one of those ones who was alive during the civil war. i drag him back in place once every 48 hours. he knows in his heart he’ll never see the front door again
going to in-n-out with a person from california is so funny. very much like meeting your best friend’s childhood friend. “you gotta meet this dude he’s fucking insane” then it’s just an accountant who quotes austin powers a lot
Valonia ventricosa is one of the largest known unicellular organisms, if not the largest.
This means that what you see in the image, a sea-algae that can get to 5 cm in diameter, is actually a single living cell.