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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 months

Melbourne, come on now. Early days of a new show. Tickets here:

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3 years

it’s great to relax in front of the big screen after spending the day looking at the medium sized screen before I retire to bed to look at the small screen until I fall asleep

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2 years

have noticed an interesting trend of people being younger than me -- can't say I'm a fan!

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5 years

Christmas Day is a great time to solidify your reputation as “aunty who disappears throughout the day so she can sit in a bedroom alone”

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2 years

there is no Dana, only Zuul

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2 years

👀 next 👀 month 👀

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4 years

fuck how good was the fucking pub FUCK

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2 years

💫 Starstruck S2 💫 Feb 7 💫 on @bbcthree 💫

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4 years

what is the best film that you never want to see again? or at least for a very long time?

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3 years

excited for Starstruck S2

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@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

👼💫💖 14 year old Rose is screaming 💫💖👼

Dawn French 💙🔴🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦

@Dawn_French

3 years

Ok, make way... here she comes to slay. Fresh & fab. Massive girlie/comedy crush. ⁦ @Rose_Matafeo ⁩ ⁦ @bbcthree ⁩ #starstruck .

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3 years

me in London watching NZ freak out about a three day lockdown

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2 years

Well, this is ridiculous. @StephenAtHome

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3 years

sponsor a local male comedian today

Scott Bryan

@scottygb

3 years

Rose Matafeo: “There is no denying that men in comedy are a rare breed and they need our support.” #BAFTAS

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2 years

Happy ‘Florence Pugh is cooking on instagram stories again’ to all those who celebrate

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

6 years

holy crap, that’s my prime minister hahahahaha

Jacinda Ardern

@jacindaardern

6 years

This is huge! Congratulations Rose e

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2 years

let’s talk about this

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

I smile like I’m holding in a mouthful of blood

Emily Simpson

@emilysimpson500

4 years

On Sunday! @Rose_Matafeo talks to @stevekilgallon1

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1 year

I am routinely impressed with Kermit's ability to run that show amidst such a chaotic work environment

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@Rose_Matafeo

6 years

I am completely overwhelmed to win this award. Far out. Awesome actually.

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

🌿🙂I crocheted this entire jumper with my hands 🌿🙃

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

thank you for your truly lovely words about Starstruck so far. I’m sorry if I haven’t replied, but we started shooting something else this week

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

happy birthday to Women

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

SZN 3

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

1 year

an honour and a privilege to traumatise the next generation

Taskmaster

@taskmaster

1 year

HUGE news time. @Rose_Matafeo and @mrmikewozniak will be your Taskmaster and Assistant for JUNIOR TASKMASTER. Coming soon to Channel 4. #JuniorTaskmaster

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3 years

Valentine’s Day is a great day to discover that a lot of very average men have incredibly hot girlfriends

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

there are only two options: 1. I reply to your email within 5 minutes 2. I reply to your email in a face to face conversation 3-5 years later these terms are non-negotiable

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

went to get my film developed and found there were three pics left so I asked the man at Snappy Snaps to take some pics

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

when the fuck did I become verified, I’m furious

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

💫all episodes of my @bbcthree show Starstruck are now out in the UK on iPlayer. I hope it makes you happy for a short while. 💫

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

9 months

✨STARSTRUCK SERIES 3✨ out August 28th on @bbcthree and @BBCiPlayer

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@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

may I be the first person to tell you that Starstruck series 2 is now streaming on @hbomax

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

can’t wait for the self-effacing joke in the Golden Globes opening monologue about Michaela Coel not being nominated that the crowd will sheepishly laugh at and then breathe a sigh of relief that it has been nicely swept under the rug for another year of milky domination

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

male comedians realising that stand up comedy is sexist and a horrible environment for women after *checks notes*...50 years? love that for u guys

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

all episodes of Starstruck S2 available on @BBCiPlayer now, hope you like it! :)

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

my morning routine: - wake up at 6am - lie in bed and think about every mistake I’ve ever made for 30 mins - go through old texts from old relationships for 45-60 mins - açai bowl

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

fuck fascism fuck white supremacy fuck racism in nz which mostly certainly exists fuck insidious xenophobic discourse

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

a lot of people ask me about my curly hair routine so thought I’d finally share 💫💫💫

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

no *you* spent a week making a model of miss lonelyhearts apartment from rear window 😔😔😔

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

my going out look is ghostbusters sigourney weaver cosplay

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@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

which one of these miserable bastards walking around east london will I date next

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

✨thank Jah my mother taught me how to sew✨

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

save me from myself

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

6 years

crochet youtube is brutal

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

this association is going to do big things for Taika’s career

Taika Waititi

@TaikaWaititi

4 years

It's a trailer! Very proud to be associated with the incomparable @Rose_Matafeo .

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

for my 28th birthday i went to KFC, decided I didn’t eat enough KFC, walked directly to a second KFC for more KFC

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@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

I saw a rat on the street and I know it’s not his fault and I don’t want to put this on him but it ruined my week

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@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

i like to think what’s happened here is that Janet hated our episode of Pointless so much it compelled her mid episode to sell their television

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

this film will be out in October in New Zealand (sp?) and after that I will be releasing it independently on VHS to the rest of the world

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

ok wtf turns out I have been cast in Knives Out 2 but literally just saw the email!!! going to be hella late 2 set hope they don’t mind 😈😈 am playing nosy neighbour Rita Rupsuckle - filling in for Paula Abdul who had to drop out (gout) SO EXCITED!!!! #acting #LA #BenoitBlanc

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

9 months

well well well, if it isn't a trailer for starstruck series 3

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

one of the questions in the big fat quiz of the year 2020 is if they think women are funny lmao

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

also shout out to all the female comedians who survived the Christopher Hitchens ‘can WOmeN eVEn dO cOmeDy’ era of discussion and RIP to the funny women who never tried stand up bc they watched their heroes be asked in every single interview ‘can u even do your job???’

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

8 months

all of Starstruck series 3 is now available on TVNZ and in Australia on ABC iview. Photo unrelated

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

owned once again by her majesty’s england

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

1 year

tasty! #GBBO

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

just once I would like to see a man tweet about how truly disappointed he is in his wife after the birth of their child

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

ha ha remember the time that I was sat two seats away from Armie Hammer at the Jojo Rabbit premiere tonight and then @MrNishKumar offered our seats to Armie’s friends so they could all sit together ha ha anyway Nish has sadly passed away RIP Nish fucking Kumar, dead 2 me

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

no comment

Nick Walker

@nickw84

2 years

Err, did they mention why Rose Matafeo was playing with Franz Ferdinand on This Morning?

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

🍉💦 I made a top 💦🍉

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

unfortunately I am a bit of a legend yeah

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

Happy 50th anniversary to the Polynesian Panthers — proud to be a Matafeo

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

an absolute privilege to serenade Sam Neill over Zoom @TwoPaddocks

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

“It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?”

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

2014 vs 2019

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

that sacred and arbitrary line on your leg where you will let the hair grow above it, but not below

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

very cool

Deadline Hollywood

@DEADLINE

5 years

Taika Waititi Exec Producing ‘Baby, Done’; Comedy Stars Rose Matafeo, Matthew Lewis

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Rose Matafeo

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3 years

Jon Favreau & Dave Filoni please put me in one of your Mandalorian spin offs — I have a bad back and can’t do accents but will do partial nudity and can work weekends

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

✨Starstruck S2 trailer just for u✨

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

I will be dead before I see a Christopher Nolan film that confidently passes the Bechdel test

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

might fuck around and try be famous as hell in 2022 man

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

woah ok, obsessed with ur dads are ya?

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

no one asked me to do this, so here it is! 9 blurry photos of every one of my Taskmaster outfits!

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

I need to get better at these announcement quotes

British Comedy Guide

@BritishComedy

2 years

"A third? Sure. Fine." Rose Matafeo confirms Starstruck Series 3, as it's revealed the first two series have now clocked up over 8 million streams on iPlayer.

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Rose Matafeo

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2 years

if you start watching Starstruck episode 1 at 11:54pm tonight, you’ll bring in the new year with Jessie being romantically rejected during a NYE countdown 🙃🙂

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Rose Matafeo

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3 years

just walked into a coffeeshop here in london england and everybody behind the counter, not really knowing me but knowing i was from new zealand, erupted in spontaneous shouts of anger, yelling “you should not be here it is 1:24am we are calling the police” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

6 years

what’s this guy protecting his eyes from

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@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

mrrrr > shid

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

1 year

rude

British Bake Off

@BritishBakeOff

1 year

*EXCLUSIVE* David Schwimmer’s audition to be a Bake Off judge. #GBBO

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3 years

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1 year

hello I'm co-hosting Pointless for two weeks 5:15pm BBC One dreams can come true

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

has anyone done this yet

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

so, you’re telling me that life mainly consists of wearing clothes, washing the clothes and wearing them and washing them over and over again until I die? and we’re all just, cool with that

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

ok...wow

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@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

our prime minister came to see my comedy show about being a horny little b tonight and I’m thrilled 🙃🙃🙃

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

i love and adore men (for kissing, conversations etc.) but in my 10+ years of doing stand up an undeniable truth is how much more enjoyable it is to perform to a crowd largely made up of women

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

5 years

Watched the Taskmaster final with my good friend @EdGambleComedy and brought over a tower of too short brownie bricks and he didn’t rub it in at all

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

I will be on graham norton tonight 10:35pm @BBCOne this is truthfully 1 of 2 photos I got of the whole experience

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@Rose_Matafeo

4 years

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahhahahahahahHAHAHAH

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

single as a dingle and loving every mingle (minute)

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

2 years

I love to drink coffee and then have high self esteem for 45 minutes

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

on this day three years ago, my life changed forever

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

woah the masseuse was *not* down with me putting on my own music for the massage (Wii menu music 10 hr loop)

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

"here she is dancing the American Smooth to Babooshka by Kate Bush weirdly by herself at her own request...it's Rose Matafeo" - Tess Daly having to introduce me on Strictly in 2025

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo

3 years

I am fashionably late to the party to say that Taskmaster NZ is absolutely incredible

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Rose Matafeo

@Rose_Matafeo