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Nick Walker

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2 years

Gonna be hell when LinkedIn finds out about this tree.

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2 years

This palm tree fell over, refused to die, and curved right back up.

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3 years

This is the greatest "showerthought" of all time. Of all time.

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4 years

Why does this photo look like Priti Patel is the new market inspector in EastEnders?

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11 months

Phillip Schofield using a disposable vape literally during a BBC News interview feels like its own separate watershed moment

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9 months

WE HAVE MET HIM MULTIPLE TIMES NOW, LEAVE US IN PEACE

BBC News (UK)

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9 months

Bryan Johnson: Meet the multi-millionaire trying to reverse aging

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1 year

New McDonald's advert: 1) has no "Ba da ba ba ba!" 2) doesn't show any McDonald's food or a restaurant 3) was directed by EDGAR WRIGHT

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2 years

Earlier today I was fully reduced to total hysterics by this question and the detailed explanation from Warwick Davis of what this question means.

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6 years

Literally every guy at a wedding on Instagram thinks they look like this, and I'm glad David Beckham is here to teach people that you do not.

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2 years

Gogglebox Giles and Mary watching a dancing prawn being unveiled as Stacey Dooley in The Masked Dancer is somehow one of the most brutal criticisms I have ever seen on the show.

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2 years

Center Parcs customers hiding from security on Monday.

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3 years

Having to do Big Brother eviction night just to sign for a parcel? No thanks.

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5 years

UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want [Repeats for 28 months]

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5 years

Maitlis side eye has knocked the planet off orbit.

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6 years

Erm… guys.

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4 years

Is it "furless chin"?

The Mirror

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Andy Carroll branded a "f****** c***" by pizza restaurant owner in angry note left on Mercedes

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Nick Walker

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7 years

Half these idiots begging for nuclear holocaust would call 999 if a teenager let off a firework in a neighbouring cul-de-sac.

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Eighth Wonder

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1 year

Rafa Benitez accidentally tweeting then deleting "Howdy the lads!" is sending me west.

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2 months

So great to see them bravely tackling heavy issues in the new series of Married of First Sight Australia

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3 months

Gogglebox is back tomorrow and they're watching Saltburn

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1 year

Steph was absolutely cooking here @StephLunch

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6 years

I'm about half way through a bottle of Fairy washing up liquid that has outstayed three UKIP leaders.

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1 year

Sounds like a lot of work for one man, but good luck to him

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1 year

BREAKING: The chancellor will promise to provide 30 hours of childcare a week to parents of one and two-year-olds, Sky News has learned

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1 year

Prince Harry should have to promote his book the normal way: doing Dermot O'Leary's Radio 2 show and explaining his food heaven and hell to Saturday Kitchen.

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4 months

Why does a literal head of state have a shorter notice period than me?

Royal Central

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4 months

The Queen of Denmark has announced she will abdicate on January 14th 2024

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4 years

Threw a Gü ramekin straight in the bin instead of pissing about with all the farce

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3 years

Outdoor cinema organisers are gonna be so excited when they find out other films have been made besides Grease, Back to the Future and Dirty Dancing

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1 month

Sorry but you need to have the hater portion of the brain that instantly pings with "Who is his Wikipedia blue link parent?" (Neither!! But close) and "Did he go to a school with £xx,000 per term fees?" (Yes, £15k)

Jack Appleby

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The creator economy, but 🧈. - creator made a garlic butter video - went viral, made it a series - earned 1 billion views in 90 videos - started an organic butter brand - sold 100k blocks in 10 weeks The story of All Things Butter.

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4 years

DON'T JUST TAKE PHOTOS, HELP HIM

Mirror World News

@MirrorWorldNews

4 years

Get fit with @GreggAWallace as Masterchef judge shares week one of exercise plan #GetFitWithGregg

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Nick Walker

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7 months

The Elephant and Castle Shopping Centre was painted red for Red Nose Day 1999 and was still red in 2011.

Joxley

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7 months

Something depressing about a public realm where something that would take maybe half an hour to remove is still there 18 months after it was useful.

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5 months

There really are two internets

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5 months

This week, I learned a new word - possibly the first to rival "Platty Jubes." A teenage girl explaining to her friend why she'd just shop-lifted a mascara. "Cossy livs." "What's that?" "Cost of living."

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4 years

Amazing photoset of Richard Madeley walking down the street drinking Corona today

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8 months

A man got off the train holding a Caffe Nero cup just as another man was getting on the train holding a Caffe Nero cup and they cheersed each other. These are the wholesome moments I live for.

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11 days

Too British to sell internationally. That's really interesting. Maybe I won't pitch my drama about the horse meat lasagne

Metro Entertainment

@Metro_Ents

11 days

ITV somehow made £1,000,000 loss on Mr Bates vs The Post Office despite incredible reaction

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6 months

Absolutely CANNOT WAIT to watch this solely via the medium of clips in Gogglebox

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6 months

Oh no this could have ironic camp value though

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1 year

Incredible

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Nick Walker

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7 years

"He whipped up the beef, not me" - Piers Morgan, who has posted 82 tweets and a 1300 word article, RE: a single tweet by Ewan McGregor.

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1 year

This is the best estate agent acting we've ever seen on Homes Under the Hammer. Felt like I was watching a previously never mentioned distant cousin character arrive onto one of the soaps.

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7 months

I am prepared to call this what it is: the greatest piece of choreography I have ever witnessed #strictly

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4 years

There's a headteacher on Politics Live who has definitely thought about Skype camera placement at this opportunity.

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1 year

Oh my god PEAK Homes Under the Hammer!

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1 year

Okay, Carrie Bradshaw

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1 year

How they all started the day with "It has to be a man" and still ended up banishing a woman will need to be studied by social scientists #TheTraitors

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3 years

The "coming up" preview from Episode 1 of The X Factor 2010 series is fine art and belongs in a museum

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Nick Walker

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6 years

Just look at this '1990s opening credits' shirt!

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3 years

Funny place to hide a Christmas present.

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11 months

@scotswhahae3 It's a tweet about the man holding a vape, Kathryn

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3 years

Amanda Holden isn't funny in any languages.

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Nick Walker

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2 years

020 7930 1397 This is the number for this phonebox on Parliament Square. There's normally a queue of tourists waiting to get a photograph with it, so give it a call sometime. Who knows who you might speak to.

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8 months

RIP CITV

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20 days

Have to say Dermot O'Leary was really earning his paycheque on this show, because the things they put him through LIVE AND UNREHEARSED nearly every week would have crushed lesser presenters

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1 year

Why are you bullying your customers about a product you sell them?

Domino's Pizza UK

@Dominos_UK

1 year

Good morning to everyone except people who prefer BBQ base

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4 years

Chantelle on the Lakeside Christmas tree is also outstanding British culture. #bbuk

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3 years

Went to sleep thinking about this. Woke up thinking about this.

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3 years

The AJ and Curtis plotline appears to be over in Hollyoaks. In case you were wondering what the "what we've got planned for her" ended up being, it was stealing Trish's (Denise Welch) address book of dance contacts.

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11 months

Phillip Schofield was presenting 10 hours of live TV a week and I never saw him vape once

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4 months

WELCOME TO 🤩 PRIME TIME 🤩 🌟 SATURDAY NIGHT 🌟 🎊 ON ITV 🎊

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Nick Walker

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9 months

Just dropped to my knees, please tell me this isn't happening

Wilko homeware chain on brink of collapse

The retailer, which employs 12,000 people, blames mounting cost pressures at its 400 UK stores.

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Nick Walker

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2 years

CHECK YOUR SCHEDULED POSTS

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1 year

Can't stop thinking about Lee Ryan drinking an entire bottle of port before an 80-minute domestic flight.

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1 year

I'm sorry but you have to understand how as a child of Newsround in the 1990s I am so starstruck to see the actual DOLLY THE SHEEP at the National Museum of Scotland 🤩🐑🧬🐑

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3 years

Looking forward to this John and Johannes Sunday night ITV crime drama #Strictly

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3 years

Saturday night vs Monday morning

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9 months

@DocPhoenix Also I've only just seen his before photos from ancient… 2018. This man has been ROBBED

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4 years

The Seven Genres of Man

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6 months

Shouted "ARSEWIPE" so loud at the telly that people three streets away could probably hear

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4 years

I need to know what the rest of this garment Ross Kemp is wearing looks like

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4 years

Why have they not done the caption “It’s…….... Rebekah Vardy"? Missed an absolute sitter there. #LooseWomen

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2 years

Tom Holland in this photo looking like a bloke who hosts an afternoon gameshow on French TV that combines trivia questions with tests of physical agility.

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6 years

I made so much mess cooking tonight I might fake my own death so Environmental Health can come and wash up.

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4 years

What's the most improbable word to have been used in a popular song? I feel like She Wolf by Shakira using "lycanthropy" is a strong contender.

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5 years

On the spot £500 fines for anyone on social media posting "back in the shire" when they return to their childhood home for Christmas.

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2 years

Channel 4 News asked a member of the government to be interviewed on the programme but "nobody was available", which I don't think has ever been meant so literally before.

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5 years

I'm still seeing tweets about leftovers on 30 December.

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11 months

@merseytart How someone who has HOSTED television interviews for decades could even need to be told is beyond me

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4 years

British Airways Angela dgaf

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11 months

Is there not a producer to say "You can't do that in here/on this?"

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4 years

@DrGABaines To er is human.

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4 years

Having read this article there is absolutely nothing constituting a "furious race row" contained within it. The implication that people find a white character named Chinese Alan equally offensive to actual blackface is undermining valid critique and is straight-up shit-stirring.

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8 years

So much in the news today that I nearly missed Chloe from Geordie Shore appearing to make a phone call with her shoe

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@seanbeegee Oh no, prison is too good for them

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4 years

YOU CAN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND THE TWEET YOU'RE REPORTING ABOUT

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9 months

@kitlochery @DocPhoenix From very healthy looking 40 y.o. to partially cooked Louis Tussauds waxwork *at his own expense*

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3 years

Bored BBC Radio execs declaring this year's Fairytale of New York discourse open

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2 years

Liverpool Street Wetherspoons the Friday before Christmas

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7 months

Thoughts and prayers to everyone following Bake Off, Celeb Race Across The World, Big Brother and Married at First Sight - they're all clashing next Wednesday.

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1 year

Bereketeab

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Favorite tweet of your own?

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7 years

EVERYTHING USED TO BE A PIE

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Yeehaw up the toon

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3 years

Me putting on a pair of shorts I haven't worn since the summer before the lockdowns:

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8 years

Literally already tired of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston's relationship and I've known about it for seven minutes.

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5 years

I'm not really sure what to say…

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3 years

@ionareads @prettycritical FIFO!

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3 years

Dominic Cummings/Number 10 staging some kind of Big Brother Eviction Night Live instead of just sending an email and leaving out the back. Shy guy.

ITV News

@itvnews

3 years

Breaking news: Dominic Cummings, Boris Johnson's chief adviser, has resigned from his Number 10 job with immediate effect, according to reports. This was Mr Cummings leaving Downing Street in the last hour carrying a box.

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2 months

Is it safe to say sweet potato fries' reign of limp terror seems to be over?

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9 years

Comedians with Itchy Scalps. http://t.co/4poHj2BmGE

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11 months

There's a Culture, Media and Sport Committee taking place in Parliament and John Nicholson MP asked the representative from ITV: "First of all, are you okay?"

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Things we love to see😭

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