Well hello world, just surfaced to let you know that we now have a daughter! Born on Monday morning just as
@BBCBreakfast
was wrapping up. We’re all fine and dandy. Just getting used to the eau de sick/poo I am now regularly wearing.
#babylife
❤️ 👩👩👧
Every year my dad paints me a Christmas card.....he’s just finished this year’s 😍. It’s the walk up to Acklam Hall through the Avenue of Trees (Middlesbrough), a path I’ve walked many times.
#prouddaughter
#home
#Boro
@EMcGovernArt
Just overheard a young lad on train telling his girlfriend why she needs to have more self-worth. He explained, in such a compassionate way, why she is amazing. AND he said that he will tell her everyday until she believes it herself.
I’m having a little cry 🥰
#soggyfacemask
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Something to hopefully make you laugh if you’ve had a bad day.
My 🤰🏼 sickness is back....this morn I unexpectedly 🤮 on myself whilst having a wee. In a panic I spun round to aim sick in 🚽 . I then p*ssed on the floor.
#keepingitreal
#analogyforpolitics
Convo with my parents looking after my baby:
She ok? Great
Slept ok? Yep
Wake for a feed? No
Wow, she slept through from 7pm? Ah no, she woke at 9 until 12
Woah! Was she crying that whole time?
No she was watching The Shining with us. She loved it cos it’s got kids in.
😱😱
From today people 38+ can get jabs.....I’m 38....while on air at lunchtime I got a text from GP saying to book my jab. I booked it in the ad break. Then within an hour of the show finishing I had the jab! That is seriously efficient!!
#vaccinated
Obligatory pic at vacc centre:
Never thought I would be saying these words......Me and our mam are on our way to Buckingham Palace for a Garden Party with the Queen.
My mam looks glam, whereas I look like an extra from Downton Abbey (from downstairs not upstairs).
I have always avoided cooking. Fortunately my partner is a fab cook. BUT given I am not working much at the mo and she is, I thought it right to take on more domestic duties.
I am now regularly making food.
And I can reveal after 3 months....
I am still shit at it.
This has really pissed me off. Why is someone who doesn’t have a degree or A-Levels any less of a person than someone who does? Their skills/talents are just as important. We need cooks, construction workers etc! FFS. We need parity of esteem for people whatever their career path
Can I just say it’s so liberating presenting a TV show in your slippers. You can’t get stressed when you’re wearing slippers can you?
#TheStephShow
midday
@Channel4
My dad’s latest painting ❤️
Every year he paints a scene (acrylic on canvas) which he then gets printed onto Christmas cards for us all.
It’s called ‘Angels Are Among Us’ and is of the National Covid Memorial Wall by the River Thames in London.
@EMcGovernArt
#prouddaughter
Trying to decide whether to tell our cameraman that he’s accidentally picked up one of our contributor’s bras with the back of his camera 🤣🤣
(FYI. We are filming in the contrib’s house and the bra was hanging on the back of her bedroom door!)
#extrasupport
Made it out of the house for my first day of serious work (without baby sick on me)! I felt like high fiving people as I walked down the street (I say walked, I mean stumbled....not quite got used to being in heels again!)
#parentachievements
I can so relate to this.....
I mean look at my unhappy life with my amazing partner, our gorgeous daughter, our cracking friends, our wonderful family and our brilliant jobs.
Awful life Gemma. Awful.
My fave ever picture of myself…..papped on my way into work but looking like I’m putting the bins out after a heavy night on the wine……. pure glamour. 🤣
#scowl
#nomakeup
#rollers
Me: Are you sure you don’t want me to dye your hair?
Partner: No, you don’t know what you’re doing.
Me: I’ve sat in hairdressers for years watching people get highlights done.
Partner: And I’ve sat on trains for years, but it doesn’t mean I can drive a train.
🤣
#lockdownlocks
One of my favourite discoveries of 2019 is that there is a bar in my hometown that has a sign saying this:
(As soon as this baby is out.....guess where I’m going. Thank you Sherlock’s on Baker Street!!
#UTB
)
At a non BBC event I was hosting today, I made a light hearted remark after the Prime Minister’s speech. Sorry that this caused offence to some. That was absolutely not my intention.
After gaining at least a stone in weight during lockdown (after not correctly shielding myself from the biscuit tin and crisp drawer) I have decided today is the day to do something about it.
I’m going to wash my gym gear.
#itisastart
As school year starts, I want to show you part of an email a headteacher sent to me. A large proportion of this secondary school’s kids are pupil premium+some use food banks. Some have never been to their local city centre a few miles away or even to a cafe/restaurant before.....
I’m tweeting these photos because I feel fabulous about them
#showoff
. This is the result of a top stylist, an expert makeup artist, a celeb hairdresser + a cracking photographer (done before lockdown). It’s for
@telegraphstella
out tomorrow.
NB. I very rarely look like this
Filming in a primary school...the reception kids were distracted by my bump...trying to work out how baby is going to get out. One wondered if the baby had a spade while a couple of the boys lifted their tops to investigate whether it could come out of a belly button. 🤣🤣
Amazing night!
Didn’t win, but for a show that started in my front room two years ago I am buzzing that we even got a nomination!
So proud of
@PackedLunchC4
team. ❤️
This email has really made me laugh.
Two thoughts:
1) Can anyone say the word ‘here’ with one syllable? Try it. I’m curious.
2) Despite what Trev thinks, how I say the word ‘here’ IS all about my accent so he can one syllable off.
#syllablejunkie
This time 2years ago we launched a show from my kitchen, which went on to become ‘Steph’s Packed Lunch’ on
@channel4
in Leeds.
Now I’m at the Royal Television Society awards where we’ve been nominated!
@RTS_media
Happy
#StPatricksDay
Today to open the show I danced with the fabulous team from the Kelly Hendry School of Irish Dancing.....
(Admittedly I look like their fat auntie who gets up drunk thinking she can still dance.....but hey hoo! 🤣)
@PackedLunchC4
What an honour to be with Tony and the thousands who’d gathered to watch the flypast. Thanks to everyone involved esp my
@BBCBreakfast
team working hard behind the scenes, to our Dan (+his dog Winnie)+the man himself (Sir) Tony Foulds.
#rememberthe10
#tonygothisflypast
#Sheffield
Awwww just seen this 🥰 — my TV family! Yep it’s my last day on the Breakfast sofa for a while. I’ll be on
@BBCWatchdog
for the new series starting next Thurs and then it’s
👶🏼🍼🤪 time.
It’s my daughter’s first birthday this week. I decided to write her a letter about what’s happened in her first year so she can read it when she’s older.....
I’m 3000 words in and don’t think I’m ever going to finish it!!
#whatayear
Absolutely gutted that our Bill Turnbull has passed away.
A fantastic broadcaster and a brilliant friend….I learnt so much from him. And we had some cracking arguments about how you should pronounce words like ‘poor’🥰
We all loved him💔
#RIPBill
Aw, cheers to everyone who has messaged me about my debut hosting ‘Have I Got News For You’. Once I got past the nerves I bloody loved it. I was v lucky to work with such a kind and funny team.
#HIGNFY
Ok, it’s not the most important news of the day, but it matters to me.
My rant on why a Middlesbrough delicacy I’ve enjoyed for many years is not to blame for North East obesity.
Yes we have our problems, but blaming our local dish is daft/ignorant/helps nobody
#parmogeddon
On the eve of launching a new TV show from a studio not far from where I grew up, I just want to say:
Middlesbrough might statistically be the ‘worst place to grow up as a girl’ but it made me who I am.
Don’t let statistics/background stop your ambition.
#proudBorolass
Well 2017, I am very glad to see the back of you. Thanks to my mates+fam for getting me through it. For anyone out there who has had a shit year, let's nail 2018.
#HappyNewYear
My mate has just pointed out that my Wikipedia page now says I’m 47. I knew Brexit had aged me, but I hadn’t realised it was by that much. So in human years I’m 36. In Brexit years I’m 47.
Blast from the past....my mam has just brought round some old pics. Look at these Irish Dancing ones!! From 1992 when I got my first ever trophy......up to the World Championships in Galway and Dublin.
#myhair
😱
#myseriousface
😱
#mycostumes
😱
Eating breakfast with my mam.....
Mam: I don’t like Upsy Daisy
Me: What? Why?
Mam: She’s a show off.
Me: Right
Mam: I like Makka Pakka though
How my chats have changed......
#IntheNightGarden
#babyland
How do you stop yourself constantly eating when you’re working from home?
#askingforafriend
(not the same mate who was asking about working from home in your pjs yesterday 😉)
#WFH
As much as I’ve loved doing a lockdown show at home I never expected it to go on this long.We’ve decided it’s time to have a break and give my family our home back.The proper prog will be launching when the Leeds studio is sorted, I may still be wearing slippers 🤣
#TheStephShow
I’ll be back briefly with my TV family tomorrow 🥰
I’m due to be on the
@BBCBreakfast
sofa sometime after 8am. My first time on live TV since having the baba. Please excuse the baby sick I’ll no doubt be wearing somewhere.
#parentlife
The
#GirlySwot
jumper....designed by
@jamesmobbs
+me, you can now get from
@balconyshirts
.
£5 of each sold will go to
@Rubiescharity
— helping to build confidence in young girls.
Just to reiterate - I am not making any money from this!
If ever there was a sign I need a night out....
It’s dancing in Asda when a classic 80s tune comes on.
I full on danced in the veg aisle.
FULL ON DANCED.
(Whilst adhering to the one way system and social distancing)
Love getting home and seeing my family’s shoes together by the door.... it’s nice to know that this year, for first time ever, my family will count as a family in
#Census2021
#ad
I can’t remember who told me about this, but I am still laughing....
Girl: Daddy, which sake is your favourite?
Dad: What do you mean?
Girl: Your favourite sake....out of all the ones you use?
Dad: Eh?
Girl: Is it for goodness sake, for Christ’s sake, or for f**ks sake?
🤣
Thanks for the messages about me hosting Have I Got News For You. 🥰
An even bigger thanks to the hundreds of people who bought the
#GirlySwot
jumper I wore. That’s thousands £££ raised for
@Rubiescharity
helping vulnerable girls. And to them it means MILLIONS. I am buzzing!
Day 9 of isolation and my lovely neighbour has just left a fresh baguette on the doorstep. I don’t know whether to eat it or rub it all over myself.
😍😍😍
Trying out a face mask that’s meant to reduce wrinkles whilst smoothing, hydrating and brightening my face.
All I’ve noticed so far is that it’s really hard to drink wine with it on.
Oh I’m crying again.....not least by how shocking I was on my very first morning over 8 years ago. 🤣🤣
That dress!! That hair!! That everything!!
#bitsandbobs
#TVfamily
Sending loads of luck and love to our
@mikebreakfast
for
@bbcstrictly
tonight. He’s a man I’ve had to carry on many occasions......now it’s
@Mrs_katjones
turn! Seriously though, I have a lot of love for Bushy B, he is a total legend. COME ON SON!
Me: Oh man it’s another veggie dish on the show tomorrow.
My partner: Imagine having a chef making you food everyday and two weeks in you’re complaining. I’ll be eating a stale toastie at home so you can shut the f**k up. 🤣🤣🤣
#keepingmegrounded