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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

10 months

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

2 years

If Matt Hancock becomes PM we should all agree to jump up and down at the same time to sink the entire island

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4 years

Of course Boris thinks “a father’s instinct” is getting in car and driving for hundreds of miles

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4 years

Guys remember to stay alert. I was just out for a walk and saw a piece of virus coming towards me, but because I was being alert I managed to dive out of the way

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3 years

I always knew I’d have to cancel 3 weddings, I just never thought they’d all be to the same woman

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4 years

Seeing a lot of people with the St. George’s Cross in their screen-names complaining about wearing a mask. Compromise: tie your dumb fucking flag around your stupid pink face

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3 years

Please leave me and my brother alone

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Ed Gamble

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2 years

My position remains the same: Love Rylan, hate The Mirror.

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

are you fucking kidding me

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

3 years

Revealed: The celebrities learning comedy for Stand Up and Deliver | 'A Reverend, an actress, a politician, a reality star, and a musical legend'

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Ed Gamble

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2 years

We lost

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

Well, we did it. We are the worst country now

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Every Xmas my Grandma prepared a wonderful ham. My food highlight of every year. We lost her recently, so I took it upon myself to do the ham. Something familiar in this mad year and a way to remember her. Anyway, I’ve just made it and it’s a fucking tip. A truly terrible ham. 🎄

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4 years

hope everyone else has been saving up for insulin

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3 years

Can’t wait to watch the Line of Duty finale on Gogglebox

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

what

Mirror TV

@MirrorTV

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Ed Gamble denies he's Masked Singer's Sausage as girlfriend accuses him of lying

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

1 year

Chill out Messi it’s not like you’ve won Taskmaster

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

1 year

What a genuinely outstanding piece of television #TheTraitors was. Perfect reality. @ClaudiaWinkle is just the best.

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Mad that there are people who stop eating when they’ve had enough

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

lent my “fuck the guardian” T-shirt to someone and they’ve stretched it to shit. Livid

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

But what will Jeremy Kyle watch during the day now he’s unemployed?

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

my aunty’s cleaning lady got the vaccine and her bum went huge and she farted and blew all the numbers off Big Ben. Pls be safe x

Nicki Minaj

@NICKIMINAJ

3 years

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Don’t know what you’ve achieved today but I just made space for new ice cream in the freezer by eating some other ice cream

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@EdGambleComedy

2 years

He had fruit in his bag

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

2 years

Australia cancels visa of world tennis No.1 Novak Djokovic and intends to deport him on Thursday, with his lawyers expected to appeal

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

New Year’s Eve 2020 karaoke is a laugh

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3 years

My love language? Doing a full nutritious food shop and then just ordering a takeaway.

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3 years

Nothing more English than claiming we specifically deserve after a global pandemic

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

I know it’s supposed to be a lovely heartwarming show but if Rowan doesn’t go this week I am going to burn my house to the ground #GBBO

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

Beer before wine feeling fine Wine before beer who cares Whisky at lunch why not Hahahahaha what day is it

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

Thank god they’ve got a clock to tell us what time it is in Wales #imacelebrity

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Almost impressive to do an entire interview about food and not mention your food podcast once

James Acaster: ‘If there was no health consequence, I’d eat ice-cream all the time’

The stand-up comedian on his dad’s pancakes and the joy of cold lasagne

www.theguardian.com

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Where’s my apology from Justin Timberlake for making me wear a waistcoat and trilby to non uniform day

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Ed Gamble

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2 years

Excited to destroy a British institution!

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

2 years

Ed Gamble to co-host Pointless | Comic named as one of Richard Osman's replacements

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Mad that these people in #LoveIsland can sit round a pool all day. I would’ve suggested a visit to a coliseum or a bracing walk to a local vineyard by now.

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Ed Gamble

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1 year

Best of luck to James in his little project

Chortle Comedy

@chortle

1 year

ICYMI: James Acaster joins Ghostbusters | Comic cast in new blockbuster

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

Can’t believe we’re at the point where Uri Geller is the only hope for my insulin

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2 years

As long as I don’t become a meme, I’ll be happy. @BritishBakeOff for @SU2CUK , coming soon.

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

strength to all the comedians whose partners are working from home and can now see what you actually do with your day

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

Just realised I’ve mixed up Coleen Rooney with Coleen Nolan so I’ve had an even weirder news day

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Ed Gamble

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2 years

Heads up if you’re flying from Gatwick - it’s not an airport anymore! It’s a sort of aviation theme park where you just get to sit on a plane for ages and pretend like you’re going somewhere

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Our neighbours insist on playing their music really loud, so our only option now is to get into it like we’re at a festival

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Think what the first night out after this is going to be like! People everywhere coming together, getting drunk and having fun. I’m definitely staying in

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

I don’t even like insulin that much anyway

Sky News

@SkyNews

3 years

Brexit: Boris Johnson warns there is a 'strong possibility' of no trade deal with EU

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

No shit

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

8 months

I’ll have you know we lasted 8 days

Dara Ó Briain

@daraobriain

8 months

Imagine escaping prison and disappearing for four days just to get nabbed outside the Taskmaster House.

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Don’t worry guys, my girlfriend thinks I am Sausage on #TheMaskedSinger and have somehow kept that from her. Her reason? “It looks like you.”

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

Oh well there goes my 5 star Edinburgh show I’ve definitely written. Please don’t ask me to do it elsewhere, it’s too painful now

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2 years

"Oh man social media is so bad I'm going to leave it and write a book about it" James Acaster, 2018 "Ed, please please PLEASE will you post about my book on social media I think I've really fucked up man nobody will buy it" James Acaster, 2022

James Acaster's Guide To Quitting Social Media: Vol.1 | BOOK ANNOUN...

Attention all web addicts – I am here to cure you with my brand-new book. Please help spread the word by tweeting about it, sharing on Facebook, Insta, do a ...

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Ed Gamble

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2 years

Yet again my cat swerves the question of why he’s so soft

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

I swear to fucking god

Ruth Aitken

@ruthaitkenn

5 years

Is it just me or does @EdGambleComedy look a bit like @CurtisPritchard

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

If you are refusing the vaccine and think it’s a conspiracy, I am more than happy to put your minds at ease by going on TV and calling you a dumb fuck

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Don’t worry, I’ve just drawn the card that lets me close restaurants at 10pm

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

Can highly recommend getting a cat. It’s like having quite a thick man knocking about

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Nothing says Christmas like sneaking down early, turning on the tree lights and watching a documentary about the Yorkshire Ripper

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

What a shame that Bake Off has been cancelled

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

When are you free for @OffMenuOfficial

Liam Gallagher

@liamgallagher

4 years

Fucking hate coriander it’s a cunts trick LG x

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

This is the actual BBC account. Unacceptable

BBC

@BBC

5 years

Hi @EdGambleComedy - has anyone mentioned you look a lot like one of this year's #LoveIsland contestants...? 🏝😂 #MockTheWeek

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

When you forget your mask but the Uber driver lets you compromise

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

Looking forward to the late night sexy announcement. Maybe he’ll do it with a tit out

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

Me, my trophy and my anonymous dinner guest. #Taskmaster

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

hang on it doesn’t include dream restaurants does it

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Turns out if you try and explain The Brittas Empire to someone who has never heard of it, you sound absolutely insane

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

Exclusive @taskmaster content! Katy and I asked Rose to take our photo in the big boy chairs. We got rumbled. This series of photos depicts it perfectly

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

1 year

Apparently there's a new contestant going into The Traitors next week

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

Just put on fragrance to do a click and collect from pets at home

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

2 years

oh no

Jonathan Sloman

@SquidyUK

2 years

Every photo I've ever seen of podcast hosts at work looks like this.

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

3 years

Lots of people asking for my workout routine so here goes! 1. Stay out of gym for 2 weeks 2. Go to gym in a panic 3. No warm up 4. Pull back out doing a deadlift 5. Go for massage where you’re told you have an “old back” 6. Buy huge lump of cheese 7. Return to step 1

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

I’ve always said the Dalai Lama was a cunt

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

this has to stop

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

I bet the foxes screeching outside my house at 5am weren’t expecting me to come out of my house in my pants and start throwing satsumas at them. Don’t mess with lockdown Ed

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Holy fucking shit. I am genuinely blown away

Laura Howell @Portsmouth Comic Con May 11-12

@VictorianClam

3 years

Tonight feels like the moment to share this: here's a familiar pair in the Minnie the Minx I drew in this coming week's Beano, in the shops Wednesday. You're welcome @EdGambleComedy @OffMenuOfficial @nocontxtoffmenu #offmenuredemption #cheeseboard

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4 years

what’s this “daily” exercise bullshit

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

2 years

Watched this over 100 times

Chris Ramsey

@IAmChrisRamsey

2 years

Here’s the full version of THAT clip from last weeks #thechrisandrosieramseyshow for anyone who missed it… The whole episode is on again TONIGHT on @bbctwo at 10:20pm 📺

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3 years

Bad luck Acaster #cheeseboards

The Independent

@Independent

3 years

Ice cream tests positive for coronavirus in China

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

I see from my feed that fucking Love fucking Island has started

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

anywhere doing temp checks today would diagnose my nutsack with covid

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Stop fingering us Boris, slam it in old chap

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I’m this close to getting a tattoo of Hermine

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

The thing I like about Ghosts is absolutely all of it

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4 years

Thank god we left

NBC News

@NBCNews

4 years

WHO director general: "Europe has now become the epicenter of the pandemic." Latest updates:

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Seen a lot of idiotic stuff in the last few months, but the lady on the tube pulling her mask down so she could lick her finger to turn a page of her book is ten out of ten idiot

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Dammit, lost the top spot again

Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

Well, we did it. We are the worst country now

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

It has recently come to my attention that @JamesAcaster has been found to be using flaked almonds. Both myself and the rest of the @offmenuofficial team would like to distance ourselves from such disgusting behaviour. Thankyou.

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Ed Gamble

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3 years

Never finished a pot of sour cream. They should sell it by the dollop

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Just what I always wanted! Merry Christmas everyone!

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

5 years

An @offmenuofficial update. @JamesAcaster @JBImpressions

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Oh good

Jamie

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dying at the first picture that comes up when you search @EdGambleComedy

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

oh no this is going to be a thing

Chloe Kirkham

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5 years

Nice to see @EdGambleComedy looking for love

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The Taskmaster Teamasters

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

Uh oh

Dave

@davechannel

5 years

Your series 9 contestants for #Taskmaster are @Baddiel , @EdGambleComedy , Jo Brand, @WixKaty and @Rose_Matafeo . Coming SOON.

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3 years

GCSE students going back after another lockdown

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Paddington 2 is somehow more perfect with every watch

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

Lads, you can’t call steps “unprecedented” if loads of other countries did them 2 weeks ago

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3 years

Please stop showing crying Ukranians I don’t have enough Kickstarter money

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5 years

Why have they used a picture of a penis

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Ed Gamble

@EdGambleComedy

4 years

This is very exciting for @Channel4 and @Taskmaster ! And also a perfect time to announce my new original @davechannel show “Assignment Boss”

Alex Horne

@AlexHorne

4 years

Hello! Taskmaster is moving. To Channel 4. I promise the show won't change & there'll be the same amount of personal and professional humiliation. Thank you to everyone at UKTV for looking after us so brilliantly for 9 series. V excited. But now I have to go and clean the house.

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4 years

Real talk: if you enjoy this weather you are a psychopath

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3 years

Fuck I left my charger in Europe

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@EdGambleComedy

4 years

The most I’ve laughed in 2020

Taskmaster

@taskmaster

4 years

Had an accident at work that wasn't your fault? @JohnnyVegasReal #taskmaster

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Ed Gamble

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4 years

Personally can't wait for the new era of pro government satire. Look out for my new show "Come On Guys, They're Doing Their Best Under Difficult Circumstances"

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Ed Gamble

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5 years

Just you I think mate