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With no power, comes no responsibility
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@therimaahmed Twentymans pizza one of my favourites
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@hunktears 'It's in the game' doesn't make it right
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@jrc1921 I'm very sorry for Starmer's sister, who will now have her bag searched at her local
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@BORDIGABAGOOL @therimaahmed Oh god, yes It started with a Guardian article from Guardian 'journalist' Helen Pidd
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@Rosstervit44 The cock and the pussy are both facing the world here, and I don't have to tell you just how fucked up that is
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@damsa_j @HelloMabel Lol Also I find centrists are usually more extreme than anyone else. What they are proposing, keeping the current system with incremental change, is a wildly extreme position IMHO.
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@JamesEFoster @islamicpash Yeah, actually I would trust JC. Amazingly, it's his biggest fault. Some people associate kindness and compassion with weakness.
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@itscoffeesenpai @techevangelista I'm just going to say this once Jetpacks are unfeasible for humans due to a weight power issue, but that doesn't apply to dogs
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@BORDIGABAGOOL @therimaahmed It's an absolute goldmine The story behind it is a proper eye opener as well
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@joncstone Lee took the 'Make a post that tells me you have shit for brains without saying you have shit for brains' challenge and absolutely obliterated the competition
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@DanielHarris Could you amend the article, apologise to Liverpool fans and Jeremy Corbyn please?
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@oliviacoyy Is this 'milkshake duck'?
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@BORDIGABAGOOL @therimaahmed Those tweets are well worth a read So, of course, the good people of Twitter took to places like google reviews etc, and I, for one, thank them for it Turns out Andrew Twentymans might have an issue with 'deep woke'
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@Jaytheofficialx A perfect reminder of why I never honk. You never know who it is you are honking at, or indeed, what they are going through or experiencing Honking is an extreme last resort like watch out there is a meteor coming
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@Streettough Corbyn just completely exposed some folks who don't really want anything changed in our society, because it works for them
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@robdelaney I know what you mean. Republican voter all my life, fought in three world wars and I invented the pick up truck. I'll be voting Biden this time, holding my nose πŸ‘ƒ
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@jrc1921 This is not propaganda not at all
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@ffd1dc_77dd77 @EwaSR @LilySimpson1312 Only Omega's believe in this kinda shit
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@BORDIGABAGOOL @therimaahmed But then, someone found this tweet
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@VermillionWorks @SamSykesSwears Grima is the Piers Morgan of middle earth
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@jrc1921 He talks about dehumanisation yet labels people online as being part of a cesspit
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@BORDIGABAGOOL @therimaahmed And of course chaos ensued
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@LondonLabour @prafulnargund Good luck Jeremy Corbyn!
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@jedrek @SarahKogod @clairewillett I've also made a similar argument, but it was to have catheters inserted into our bladders so that we could stay at our desks, instead of having people who cost the company $120 an hour stand up and go to take a piss and chat in the restrooms
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@jrc1921 Nick's show is for the centre right to extreme right. The only reason any left wing politician / commentariat should be going on there is to push progressive policy and ideas to them Not this Absolutely not this
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@michaelharriot Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
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@jrc1921 I do not like this guy, trust this guy or think he cares about people
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@davidspiersiii You are not six foot one
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@cowinthenorth @r1tch2e @lmharpin Lee is probably one of, IMHO of course, the most racist accounts with a blue tick I've seen on Twitter
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@UnknownMe82 @Miriam2626 The account you are replying to is an absolute ghoul
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@ALLIANCELGB @TunnockOfficial Just FYI but I have been hearing that these Tea Cakes were NOT donated, and Tunnock's does not support @ALLIANCELGB and will be issuing a statement shortly Or that they were but Tunnock's had no idea about the group Might be wrong on this, more to follow, just what I have heard
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@wesstreeting It was not the worst defeat since 1935, this is a right wing talking point
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Tomorrow I shall be moving 400 bottles of whisky into my new place. I'm sure it will be fine.
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@Potatopolitics @Very__Regular It's many things to many people! For me, it's a reminder that sand can get very, very hot
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@JuliaHB1 @MrAndyNgo @talkRADIO Just here for the ratio, hope everyone is well and having a good day
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@hausofdecline 100% In capitalism, never look to those who have been entrenched in the system for all of their lives for guidance Always look to the youngsters
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@oliviacoyy tbf if I ever went viral for something good there would be a tweet like this about me and my Keir Starmer had a deliveroo rider threatened with deportation conspiracy theory
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@MikeWhitneyUK @slimtimcann @TomSwarbrick1 It's not often I call people a piss stained sponge on Twitter, but it does happen from time to time.
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@FlyingPingy @MrsBundrige @Im__McCoy And saying 'stop being so sensitive' isn't going to help matters much is it? I definitely look out for this phrase, it's a warning sign 100%
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@TobiasTaylor @jrc1921 I heard some folks saying he was too old and the left needs to move on, but he still has the soul of an early thirties left wing shitposter
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I've just finished my first ever whisky review and I'm rather proud. Behold, my no nonsense review of Glenfiddich 12 Smooth Thank you
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Finally, the awards you have all been waiting for, the awards that probably should never have been done in the first place, the first, or 'inaugural', Whisky Twitter Awards 2021
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@Juliest101 @RichardJMurphy Hi Julie, We have noticed anomalies in your wallet. Luckily, you are entitled to a complimentary wallet inspection, completely free of charge! N.B due to the popularity of this amazing offer, the timescale for return of your wallet could take up to 4-5 business years
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@magwitch5151 @dannypowell67 @GMB I had plans to come to the capital on the weekend but cancelled them because of safety concerns due to the hate march
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@guardianopinion Imagine writing this in The Guardian I mean, I'm not going to read it, but LMFAO
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@jameelajamil Meghan and Harry have a tough time, they get mentioned even when the Prime Minister of the UK complains about having money troubles, good grief!
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@supernaturalbro @OwenJones84 Humanity and compassion are qualities I look for first in a leader. This is true for me. What might be true is that a lot of people in the UK don't look for this in a leader :( What is definitely true is that Corbyn was smeared daily at the highest level of media for years.
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Whisky tweet Do you take a bottle on holiday or maybe have you ever?
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@JimMFelton I don't know if I can James. I'll buy your book, sure, but in my mind you speak like Hugh Grant and I don't want anything to dispel that illusion. My question to you is, do you sound like Hugh Grant?
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@ThraexBarbatus @hunktears @summoningsalt 'Real' sports constantly change their rules in order to keep up with developments. I guess this is what 'patches' are
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@MrTomGray Labour is a neoliberal establishment nightmare that has crushed the left in its party, lied to do so, and must be stopped at all costs
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@lmharpin @MailOnline 'Journalist' in your bio doing a lot of heavy lifting there
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@robdelaney I teach karate, part time, and tbh your karate jokes and innuendo actively harms the karate community
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@aarjanistan I am sure she means to say her son is six feet, but the aubergine makes it seem like she is saying her son has six foot penis. An entertaining tweet
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When will @malt_official do a multi person review of Johnnie Walker Black? If this tweet gets 100 likes, then by Twitter law, they simply must respond and explain why they won't acquiesce to my demands, because then it's not just me, it's 100 of us Together, we are stronger
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@OliLondonTV I speak for the vast majority of Londoners and Brits when I say 'good for them'
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Some whiskies I had last night. Oh my poor head
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@JennieBujold @OwenJones84 As I understand it, he was speaking out against a transphobic article? Isn't that just standing up for trans people? The UK is intrinsically transphobic, and some people are genuinely shocked to be called out for it.
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@guardian Shame of thrones
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@bea_ker @wyatt_privilege @ByYourLogic Saying goodbye to IBS is as easy as giving up smoking I've done it a thousand times
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@jesterjacobs Thanks for clearing that up Joe Because it looked like you were making excuses for racism there But you sure cleared that up
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@Thisis_Rigged @keewa Thank you for doing this As someone who has lived in Australia, and has many Australian relatives, I can tell you the whole continent is behind you!
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@RobertFifoot
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Whisky festivals can be intimidating places but don't worry here is a guide for you so that you will have the best time possible. I have been to every whisky festival so I know what I am talking about. This guide also applies to any festival really
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@TomLondon6 @loveisbrilliant Blows my mind what happened in the UK in December. People were so brainwashed they couldn't even say a nice thing about Labour without prefixing it with 'I'm no fan of Corbyn but'. And they still don't see it.
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@miriammirwitch Then please do so instead of making cowardly accusations with no names
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@michaelharriot They fought and died so you could make jokes like this Michael. For shame.
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@BootstrapCook @JonnyMao Jonny is pretty cool, I think there are a lot of people who are worried that you are falling back into the centrist crowd!
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@brokenbottleboy Finally, the Labour right were able to break into the locked inner sanctum of Corbyns Westminster lair, and what horrors they uncovered. Thankfully order was restored with Thatcher portraits and framed prints of the Sun's Hillsborough reporting
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@mysteriouskat I would say From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free!
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@I_amMukhtar If cringe was currency she'd be the richest woman in the world
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@youngatwork @THE_Chris_Evans @wesstreeting Blue tick so your opinions are automatically invalid Worse than a piss diamond
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@mypalfootfoot7 I refuse to believe that is real, as actual cringe like that doesn't exist apart from in something scripted by Stephen Merchant
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@steelylamb @jrc1921 God he is so very good that Corbyn
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I opened four bottles of whisky last night because I have too much whisky and I need to drink more whisky so I opened these bottles and feeling fine this morning absolutely no problems this morning
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@callumcormie @BareLeft Behave yourself and grow up
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@johnharris1969 @sharpeleven @guardian I place a good deal of blame on the Guardian because of how influential it is, and because so many people take their political cues from them The idea that The Guardian played no role in the 2019 general election is a wild conspiracy theory
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@tw1ttercr1tter1 @marc_wintermute @Sharon63117002 @joinaunionpls @Keir_Starmer This is the worst "is this you" I've ever seen... He's advocating voting LD in a Tory/LD marginal - specifically to keep the Tories out... You've literally owned yourself ya daft sponge
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@drgerke1 I had real people tell me to my face that Corbyns plans were 'unrealistic' in 2019 Political thought and desire cowed by a press designed to keep us in place
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@Gabriel_Pogrund @TomBaldwin66 Starmer sure is getting a rough ride in the Tory press
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Decided to check out my @GlenScotiaMalts collection. Thought I had more. Maybe today's @SMWSUK release could help me out
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@PELightning @RaxKingIsDead Batman, for all his obvious faults, at least has some standards
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@SandyFrizzle I speak for The Netherlands and the UK when I say we just want the best for you and wish you had a better healthcare system
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Things were getting out of hand, this cleared up a corner at least.
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Having an absolute blast with this one
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@Collins33 @DiscussingFilm If you hate people in America hating America, why don't you just leave?
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@emmacpicken @RoryStewartUK @UKLabour I think a lot of people are starting to hear about what Ian McNicol did
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