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They have made an opera of The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas. Fucking hell. The book that the Auschwitz Memorial said “should be avoided by anyone who studies or teaches about the history of the Holocaust.”
From 8 years after Queen Elizabeth’s coronation until well into the 1970s, the British government engaged in Operation Legacy, destroying records of the British empire’s crimes. Now *is* the time to discuss this kind of detail because her death is used to push a sanitised history
The Met arrested members of the City of Westminster’s Night Safety team. They are volunteers. They were pulled last night at 2am and have been held for 14 hours. One of them came out of the station in tears. Police didn’t apologise.
Andy Murray was a 9-years-old when a man burst into his school and killed 16 of his schoolmates. He had to hide to survive. He’s now a three-time Grand Slam winner and two-time Wimbledon champion. What’s boring?
Julie Burchill survived writing for the NME and years of cocaine.
The footage of a nude man waving an England flag while attempting to windmill his chipolata dick in the car park outside the PC World in Wembley is a better metaphor for Britain’s attitude to the world under Boris Johnson than any satirist could devise.
The moment where Harry tells Oprah that his family are scared of the tabloids and know that they *have* to play the game is the one that has most stoked that media rage. You’re not supposed to say out loud how the trick is done.
At no point in this article does James Forsyth mention that Rishi Sunak is his best friend or that he was best man at his wedding.
It’s less conflict of interest and more all-out-war of interests.
This is a lie. I’m still in one of your police stations waiting for people to be released. Send out an inspector to talk. And don’t be cowards and delete your tweet again.
We received intelligence that indicated people were planning to use rape alarms to disrupt the Coronation procession - with concern from the military that this would scare their horses and cause significant risk to the safety of the public and their riders.
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Victoria Newton, the editor of The Sun, was on Laura Kuenssberg’s show this morning. Kuenssberg allowed Newton to claim The Sun was fair to Harry and Meghan without raising Jeremy Clarkson’s column *at all*. That is media solidarity at work.
Absolutely ludicrous listening to Andrew Marr on LBC repeatedly referring to “left and centre-left candidates” in the Tory leadership contest. The Tory Party has its very right wing and its very hard right wing.
Is it because you’re a man who wrote a sexualised column about his own daughter, fantasied — out loud — about killing and fucking a neighbour’s child, fat-shamed his own son, has written numerous racist columns, and laughed at a young woman’s untimely death?*
Laura Kuenssberg introduces Suella Braverman as “the woman who is trying to sort out the mess of the immigration system.”
Another casual breach of ‘impartiality’.
I cannot stand Gavin Williamson talking about how school is the only real safe place for many poor and disadvantaged children. Yes, it’s true. But *your* government’s policies have only made that worse. Child poverty has risen because of what *your* party has done.
A classic of the “how hard can it be?” genre from The Telegraph in which a journalist heads to pick vegetables — starting two hours later than the usual crew and concludes that while it’s exhausting it would be worth it for the money even though she is just playing at it.
This is what you fucking wanted. Also: 1) stop cosplaying as struggling; the Mail pays you a fortune for your gibberish 2) only 🤡 change money at the airport.
Once again this is framed as though it just *happened* to him. There are plenty of people on the GC side who have extremely lucrative careers and write constantly. What put Glinner in this position was his particularly extreme kind of cruelty and obsession.
A third member of the Night Safety Team is here. He has marks on his arms from being roughly arrested by the TSG. He wasn’t processed until 5am and was kept in cuffs for all that time. Riz Choudhry says: “Pure police brutality and racial discrimination.”
Not only was Gary Neville spot on with his comments, I’m glad that he pushed back hard when the host tried to smooth things over and suggest his comments lacked “balance”
Imagine interviewing Judy Blume — a dream — and misrepresenting her so throughly on your hobby horse topic that she has to issue a statement calling what you did “bullshit”. That would be a VERY bad day at the office in my book.
“Should we ban hoodies from town centres?” I’m 39-years-old; I wear hoodies most days. Are they going to ban me, a nearing middle-aged white guy with grey-streaked hair from wearing my hoodie in a town centre? No. She means Black kids and poor kids
Giles Coren on the radio: “Harry is a barely-functioning man with an IQ in the middle 90s, who wouldn’t be able to get a job in the real world.”
That’s Giles Coren who famously has a ‘real’ job in the ‘real’ world.
“Third-world”, is it? No one in Britain goes bankrupt through medical debt. My dad doesn’t have to die because he can’t afford his insulin. Fuck you, Kate Andrews.
“Adults who can’t understand basic maths should be embarrassed…”
Fuck Rishi Sunak. The ableist, classist, privilege-drenched prick.
There are many reasons adults might struggle with maths, particularly if their parents didn’t use a very big number to send them to Winchester.
If Isabel Oakeshott withdrew her labour, no one would notice, no one would care and the result would be a net benefit for the psychic health of the world
Dominic Raab just fell into an exquisitely set trap by
@MishalHusain
. He effectively admitted that the go-to-work guidance is divided on class lines and that working class people will be disproportionally at risk. He couldn’t row back from the admission.
Giles Coren was just on the radio hooting that “we all broke the rules”.
It’s just not true. Many people didn’t break the rules to such an extent of not breaking the rules that they were denied the chance to say goodbye.
A trans girl was killed and there are press reports (The Daily Mail) deadnaming her and many others jumping on a police quote that the event was “not hate-related”. This is another really shameful moment for the British press, an institution that does not experience shame.
It says a great deal about the British media that we're meant to read, with a straight face, the thoughts of a journalist analysing the Prime Minister's positions without mentioning that he is married to the Prime Minister's spokesperson.
This is genuinely pathetic and, in a functioning press, would get you fired from your columnist job for inexcusable ignorance of the world you harp on about endlessly:
You can dislike Meghan, think she’s irritating or self-obsessed. You can say that. But what Clarkson wrote in The Sun today goes far beyond rhetoric or exaggeration for comic effect. He, his editors there, and his editors at the ‘respectable’ Sunday Times are all culpable.
Rod Liddle — cautioned for assaulting his pregnant girlfriend; a long time racist poster on Millwall forums; persistent Islamophobe; and the man who wrote he couldn’t be a teacher because he’d fuck children — has his post forwarded to the “moral wilderness”.
I studied Education at Cambridge University (2:1). I am a school governor. I have written about education issues for 15 years. I am the first in my family to attend university. I have lots of broadcast experience. And now on
@bbcsml
... Darren Grimes, an expert in nothing.
Long before social media — 29 years ago, in fact — David Baddiel was already a troll. Recounting here how he bullied a kid at school when he knew the boy’s mum was dying and later used the guy’s real name in a TV sketch.
Fine Line by Harry Styles is a perfect summer pop record. It sounds like sunshine. The joy you get in it, but also the wistfulness that can hit you when you’ve been out in the heat a little too long.
You’re never fucking out of the national newspapers. Trans voices have to fight for every inch of newsprint and are demonised in the process. The GC mythology involves being endlessly silenced when it is clear that they are not.
Listen, you sick fuck, you and your deranged Telegraph pals didn’t live through the Blitz or fight that war. My grandmother is 90 — 91 soon — and she doesn’t indulge in this kind of ahistorical wittering. Why? She. Was. There.
A royal superfan was arrested and held by police for 13 hours because she happened to be stood next to a group of Just Stop Oil protesters ahead of the King’s coronation
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The Daily Telegraph wiped all trace of the Russian propaganda supplement it used to publish (Russia Beyond The Headlines) from its website and made sure it was indexed by the Internet Archive but you can still find this promo video on YouTube:
Dan Wootton will be talking about the ‘cancellation’ of Russell Brand on his show tonight. That’s Dan Wootton about who credible allegations remain and who has not been removed from air for even a single day.
Rishi Sunak in his interview with The Times today: “We’re supported by our family and financially we’re not struggling…” The phrase “not struggling” used here in its less common meaning of “my father-in-law is a billionaire.”
Fuck off. Kids who aren’t rich deserve to study art, literature, drama, history etc. We need them.
The entertainment and media sector was worth £83 billion last year. It accounts for 3% of total jobs (the same percentage as financial services).
Her argument is unserious.
Present at George Osborne’s wedding as guests: Two thirds of the Newsagents podcast — Sopel and Maitlis — and the Today programme’s Nick Robinson.
None of those people should be within a hundred miles of that event.