there’s a piping hot and fresh new cover for THE REWIND FILES (which I’m obsessed with) because . . .
. . . drumroll please . . .
AUDIOBOOK JUST DROPPED TODAY
this film has singlehandedly turned me around after a lifetime of scratching my head and going “no seriously, what do straight women see in Ryan Gosling”
no man has ever Understood the Assignment more thoroughly, I am truly so charmed by him
her agent dropped her and she couldn't get any major studio to hire her for like ten years, and when she first told this to Ellen, Ellen was horrified and apologetic and Laura said she would do it all over again in a heartbeat because of how much it meant to people
Fuck literally everyone out here shaming an actor for having a day job as though it makes him a tragic has-been. Keep your classism to yourself. You have no idea how hard it is to make a living as an artist. Having a non-artist job does not make you pathetic. This is INFURIATING.
i guess we can add "a historical flute" to the list of things no white dudes cared about a week ago that suddenly became sacrosanct national treasures as soon as a Black woman touched them
i'll stick it in the file next to "mermaids"
my sister just told me “when we’re in a situation where someone makes us uncomfortable and we choose to be polite instead of honest, all we’re doing is holding onto all that discomfort for ourselves when the other person SHOULD be uncomfortable” and my entire brain went 🤯🤯🤯
the Barbie movie discourse is doing a terrific job of identifying the men who haven't learned a single lesson since "Legally Blonde" that something can be both smart and pink at the same time
honestly the best marketing scheme in history is men successfully getting away with calling women the "more emotional" gender for like, EONS, because they've successfully rebranded anger as Not An Emotion
once our tiny neighbor kid dressed as a T-Rex for Halloween and he roared at the door instead of saying "trick or treat," so we all duly gasped and pretended to be terrified, at which point he worriedly pulled off his mask and said "oh no, don't be scared! it's me, Ryan!"
Everyone demanding that Beto apologize for swearing has it backwards. This is the most I’ve ever liked him. I don’t trust anyone in public life who’s NOT perpetually on the verge of shouting “WHAT THE FUCK” every day.
Democrats who aren’t furious have no place in this election.
we are genuinely moving backwards on some of this
my dad was like, “30 years ago if a girl named Josephine decided she wanted to go by Jo at school, not a single person would be like ‘we should call her parents’”
now everything is like The Trans Agenda Is Destroying Our Youth
I don't think the target audiences for Greta Gerwig's "Barbie" and Christopher Nolan's "Oppenheimer" overlap all that much, so I don't see what the problem is with them both premiering on July 21, 2023.
Barbie fans aren't really into "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."
“The Crown” is my favorite science fiction show because it posits a world where Prince Philip is so filled with layer upon layer of emotional depth that he deserves to be portrayed by three of the most charismatic actors of their respective generations
my boss just called and said “how are you” and I reflexively said “fine” and she was like “NOPE, START OVER, I am not fine and you are not fine and no one is fine, let’s have a real conversation, how are you” and I was like “super terrible” and she was like “MUCH BETTER”
not to be the white asshole who just got here five minutes ago & is already like "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THIS, GOD, MEGAN," but in researching my book I learned some stuff history class omitted which might be helpful to other white folks, specifically about Fred Hampton.
important context for the Target Pride merch conversation:
the products that removed were made BY SMALL INDIE QUEER & TRANS CREATORS
this wasn’t just the Target design team slapping a rainbow on some stuff. they went looking for LGBTQ artists and then abandoned them
Q. "what's it like being a woman"
A. "men psychologically torture you for fun and tell themselves that because they didn't actually attack you, it's all fun and games and they're still good people"
almost 100% of the time, if you ever find yourself wondering why an actress who was an A-lister in the 90s kinda fell off the map since then, the answer is Harvey Weinstein
suing the business partners who enabled him is a boss move and necessary to systemic reform
Julia Ormond, the English actress best known for her roles in ’90s films such as “Legends of the Fall,” is suing Harvey Weinstein for sexual battery. She is additionally suing CAA, The Walt Disney Company and Miramax.
a white woman accidentally lifted the lid on the way white women talk to each other about women of color behind their backs and is now being FORCEFULLY confronted with how shitty she sounds, so it is WILD to watch her try this desperate, flailing "I'm still a feminist!" backtrack
I love that Michelle Yeoh told women “never let anyone tell you that you’re past your prime” but I honestly think if more actresses over 50 knew how wildly popular they were on sapphic thirst Twitter they would realize that concept does not exist here
to any dude reading this and feeling superior to this shitty and monstrous guy:
when we're walking alone at night, you're all this guy to us. we can't tell from that distance that you're One of the Good Ones. we don't have the luxury of giving you the benefit of the doubt.
the cops murdered a seventh grader and we're legalizing forced genital examinations in schools
this country does not care about the welfare of children
it cares about the welfare of SOME children
Pelosi is out of pocket but she's also not the only white person who will do this today so this is just a reminder that murder victims don't "sacrifice" themselves. George Floyd did not choose what happened to him. He wanted to be alive. He begged for it. He was not a martyr.
remember a few years back when the main character of twitter was that hipster couple who decided to leave the city and buy a farm and become hashtag rustic because instagram made it look cool and easy, and then lost their minds at how complicated/grubby/exhausting it actually is
men who treat their partner’s menstrual cycle like it’s something she is doing TO THEM are not fit to go outside, have jobs, get married, have children, or live in a society. for our safety they should be sequestered in subterranean data entry centers with no internet or sunlight
14 MILLION BLACK AMERICANS AND 17 MILLION LATINX AMERICANS LIVE IN A HOUSE WITH NO COMPUTER
35% OF BLACK HOUSEHOLDS AND 29% OF LATINX HOUSEHOLDS HAVE NO BROADBAND INTERNET
THIS IS JUST A NEW WAY OF CRIMINALIZING POVERTY AND BEZOS COULD SOLVE IT WITH HIS POCKET CHANGE
Where we are at with remote learning: well-off families planning pods, low-income families having child-neglect cases opened against them for kids' failure to log on for virtual classes.
okay
*grits teeth*
here is the thing
no one is just WALKING UP TO YOU and calling you, Ana, "hey there, person who menstruates"
this language is vital WHEN WE DISCUSS MENSTRUATION so that EVERYONE IT AFFECTS IS INCLUDED
pretending this is just how we greet people now is wild
I'm a woman. Please don't ever refer to me as a person with a uterus, birthing person, or person who menstruates. How do people not realize how degrading this is? You can support the transgender community without doing this shit.
hey what if the media stopped framing every story about Elizabeth Warren like she’s already lost and there’s no point in continuing to have an election just because a tiny slice of the population in two small white states who don’t represent the electorate get to vote first
when you cast a famously beautiful, thin actress in a role that requires a larger body and then you put her in a fat suit instead of casting an actress OF THAT SIZE, what you're doing is reassuring a fatphobic audience, "you're safe, it's okay, there are no REAL fat people here"
okay but the thing about “we didn’t start the fire” aside from its evergreen memeability is that he was TRYING to say every generation of young people resent the mess their predecessors left them but some Boomers took the moral of the story to be “nothing has ever been our fault”
so I spite-watched “Turning Red” last week after seeing all the shit about dudebro film reviewers saying it wasn’t “relatable” and then it turned out to be my new favorite Pixar movie so all those dummies can choke
one time an employee at my old church told the band director he should make me wear baggy shirts over my clothes to conceal my breasts and even at age 25 it was humiliating, so no, i don't think children who want to play sports should have to discuss their genitals with teachers
this is a preemptive warning to my fellow blue state Democrats to think VERY. VERY. CAREFULLY before you tweet your hot takes in the next few days about the impacts of natural disasters hitting Republican-governed areas, because a lot of y’all fuck this up every single time
listen
we all have our own feelings about the corporate monetization of what began as a radical protest movement
but it’s not nothing to have moved the needle so far that companies have decided the big money is on the side of pandering to us instead of to the people who hate us
Designed by Monica Helms, blue represents male, pink female, and white is for those transitioning or who consider themselves to have a neutral or undefined gender.
“you look so good, have you lost weight?”
-sizeist
-implies thinness = attractiveness
-makes larger folks feel shitty
“you look so good, have you been bathing in the blood of virgins?”
-unexpected
-opportunity to change topic to Elizabeth Báthory
-maybe you’re a sorcerer?
boy, the "who should get paid more than who" discourse is really revealing how many people that think of themselves as progressive can't stand the thought of a world where everyone makes the same amount, even if that amount was enough to cover your every single need
on today's episode of "Claire's Therapist Is Everyone's Therapist," i definitely needed - and maybe you do too - to hear an unflappable, matter-of-fact woman with zero bullshit look me in the eye and say, very calmly, "you do not have enough information to panic about that yet."
No.
I want to see it restored as much as anyone, but we are cutting vital services to American citizens because Trump claims we can’t afford them.
He doesn’t get to slap his name on a garish gold plaque in the Lord’s house for PR purposes while continuing to ignore Flint.
I cannot stop thinking about the same people who mocked women like Elizabeth Warren and Hillary Clinton for being overprepared nerdy Hermione Granger wonks now lauding Amy Coney Barrett for neither bringing nor taking notes. Like damn you really don't like women to know things
my first job out of high school in 1999 was as a receptionist at a tiny office where i was strongly discouraged to use the computer because "it's just easier with the typewriter"
when i explained about printing address labels in Word the guy looked at me like I was a witch
I know Twitter is not a universal barometer but boy if I was Drew Barrymore’s PR folks I would be gravely concerned about the number of well-known actors on here basically saying “WE WILL NOT BE FORGETTING THIS”
they’ll be skipping your couch on the next press junket, ma’am
i'm sorry but "you are no longer the Lord's chicken" is the most incredible thing a right-wing weirdo has ever said and this needs to become a meme immediately
A TPUSA Contributor learned Chick-Fil-A has a diversity, equity and inclusion officer:
“Chick-Fil-A you are no longer the Lord’s chicken. You’re actually the woke chicken and I’m really upset about it as a Christian woman.…We’re taking this boycott Chick-Fil-A thing seriously.”
Joe Rogan trying to weasel out of trouble for saying the n-word 70+ times on his podcast illuminates the ridiculosity of white people who get caught saying it once and claim it was an accident. That is not a word anyone “accidentally” says. It is in your vocabulary, or it is not.
@Maladroithe
this makes me want to scream
it would be bad enough if he was like "oh shit i didn't realize my own unhealthy relationship with food was impacting my child's ability to enjoy birthday cake" but the way he doubles down is so fucking toxic
he 100% polices her food too i bet
i mean i am not an elected democrat but if i was i would sure skip my memorial day recess to stay in washington and draft gun control legislation at the very same time that every GOP official is hobnobbing with the NRA in texas and then i would make sure every voter knew it
LGBTQ+ people are often told that it's on us to try and convince our bigoted family members to come around because "people are more willing to see the humanity in someone they love!" and I just want to point to the Musk situation to remind cishets how dangerous that assumption is
honestly any airline CEO who came out right now and said "as a private business who sets our own policies on our planes we will continue to protect our most vulnerable travelers by requiring masks" at LEAST during boarding/takeoff and landing would have my business for life
Pope Francis granting beatification - the first step towards sainthood - to a Polish Catholic family executed for sheltering Jews from the Nazis is a clear and unambiguous declaration of how he expects Catholics to meet a cultural moment rife with escalating antisemitic violence
In an unprecedented move, the Vatican has beatified a Polish family of nine — parents and their small children — who were all executed for having sheltered Jews during WWII. The Ulmas were killed in 1944, together with the eight Jews they were hiding.
this is one of those things that makes so much sense you’re like “why would we ever do it any other way” and the answer is of course corporate lobbyists
Starting in 2024, the IRS will provide taxpayers an option to file taxes for free, directly with the government. That means an end to having to hand over $240 and your sensitive, financial data to companies like Intuit and H&R Block.
this feels like a great time to mention that the single most effective way to prevent mass shootings in the US would be to identify white men between 18-30 with a history of stalking, harming or abusing women and stop them from ever getting near a gun
one of my greatest life hacks is the fact that you can shop at Costco on Instacart without needing either a Costco card OR a giant SUV's worth of trunk space
I am now rich in dried strawberries and peanut butter pretzels
the worst part about the Kim K tweet is the waiter in the background of the photo wearing a mask
staff don't count as people, apparently
it's "private" except for the invisible human labor it takes to create a stress-free environment for rich people by doing everything for them
honestly the wildest thing about this Drew Barrymore thing is how incredibly easy it is right now for rich people to look like heroes FAR beyond what they deserve by simply writing checks and shutting up, and it's genuinely shocking how many of them haven't figured that out yet
the fact that this is Biden’s SECOND White House dog that literally only attacks cops is a great reminder that we’ve all been sleeping on “dog trainer” as a possible position from which to launch the coming revolution
Secret Service records show that President Joe Biden's dog Commander has bitten agency officers stationed at the White House 10 times between October 2022 and January. At least one biting incident required a trip to the hospital for the injured officer.
Alice and I had dinner on Thursday with my friend Bill and not for a single hour since then have I ceased thinking about how he told us his mom just got back from a safari where on the tour group's personal information form under "DIETARY REQUIREMENTS" she wrote "Chardonnay"
do you ever think about how Kathy Griffin faced more genuine professional consequences for one joke about Trump than Trump has faced in four years of just absolutely nonstop crime
listen i love schadenfreude as much as the next bitch but no one who had this kind of dirt on Trump and saved it for a book deal five years too late to stop this nightmare is a good person so i better not see any "mary trump is the resistance" nonsense on this here bird app
@clairewillett
Having read/listened to stories like this for most of my life, I've made it a point to do the exact opposite of this guy. If a woman is walking along on a deserted street and it isn't busy, I'll cross the road to avoid the perception of walking toward her.
I finally watched “Mad Max: Fury Road” and apart from the fact that the whole film is just the world’s most epic car chase I also feel like I’m going to be sitting for awhile with that third act twist where it turns out there’s nowhere to run from tyranny, you have to confront it
it truly is wild to watch the anti-mask backlash escalate and realize that conservative white men are totally unfamiliar with the concept of having their bodies policed by institutions
what if we solve both our problems by inventing a time machine to rescue both Chris Pine and Brendan Fraser from these films and let them make something fun together where there’s no fat suits and everyone on set is as nice as they are
it is absolutely, 100% possible that Joe Biden simultaneously possesses:
A) a sincere desire to help other men do better and be better in fighting rape culture and respecting women's boundaries
AND
B) a complete lack of self-awareness of the ways he contributes to this culture
3. Biden started Its On Us because he believes to meaningfully change our culture, everyone - including those often left out of the conversation like college athletes and fraternity brothers - needed to be part of the movement.
there are only really two kinds of people:
“it’s worth it to help people in need even if there’s a chance someone might take advantage”
or
“it’s not worth it to help people in need because there’s a chance someone might take advantage”
I was mulling over Drew Carey’s amazing generosity and realized his offer to pay for meals for anyone with a WGA card opened himself up to so much grift both from the establishments and outside AND HE SIMPLY DIDN’T CARE.
He is the true patron saint of screenwriters.
LADIES, RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'VE EVER HAD TO TEXT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS A SAFETY PLAN, TURN ON "FIND MY PHONE," OR MAKE A FAKE CALL WHILE IN A CAB OR UBER WITH A MALE DRIVER
white men, raise your hand if this has literally ever occurred to you in your lives
do you ever think about how in "A Muppet Christmas Carol" Michael Caine as Scrooge is yelling about how much poor people suck and he's like "if they're going to die, they'd better do it, and decrease the surplus population," and that's basically the GOP's entire COVID policy now
PSA as someone who spent the first 36 Valentine's Days of my life solo:
1) all the good chocolate will be on sale tomorrow
2) you don't buy yourself flowers as often as you should
you do not have to wait around for a partner to give you nice things you could give to yourself
she's fat and Black and therefore not to be taken seriously so everyone forgets she's a PROFESSIONAL CLASSICALLY TRAINED FLAUTIST WHO MAJORED IN FLUTE PERFORMANCE
no motherfucker has to teach Lizzo how to handle a valuable instrument respectfully!!!!!!!!
the unearned guilt fans put themselves through in the “separating art from artist” conversation makes me so sad
the problem isn’t that Buffy meant something to you; it’s how your love was used, by both Whedon & the system enabling him, to ensure he kept getting free passes.
if cancel culture actually existed we would never have to look at this man’s vicious, hateful, misogynist, antisemitic face again
it is infuriating how quickly Hollywood decided to memory-hole his repugnant behavior and get him back to making them money
Mel Gibson enters the "John Wick" universe as a ruthless kingpin facing off against a young Winston in
#TheContinental
official trailer. The three-part prequel begins airing Sept. 22 on Peacock.
GamerGate, MRA’s, incel culture, women of color being harassed off Twitter, 4chan, Milo, alt-right trolls ..... people tried so hard for so long to sound the alarm that something huge was building, but everyone dismissed it as unrelated niche issues until the dam broke.
We have to admit that the rise of disinformation is due, in part, to the fact that the journalism industry didn’t take covering internet culture seriously until 2016.
it makes me like Biden better that Kamala went hard for him in the primary and didn't pull any of her punches about his dubious record on race, and he not only didn't get super fragile and take it personally but he decided "this is what my administration needs more of"
i have not forgotten being a child in the 80s and hearing that She-Ra was the dumb girl version of He-Man and boys would rather die than watch it, only for those same boys to suddenly decide in their thirties that it was a cherished icon of their childhood now ruined by wokeness
David Duchovny having to SUE for his fair share of “The X-Files” is all the proof you need that no one is protected from this fuckery. there is no amount of fame or influence, no contribution to to a show’s success, that will make the studios do right by you unless forced.
David Duchovny sued Fox because Fox sold "The X-Files" reruns to Fox-owned stations in a sweetheart deal (rather than on the open market), scamming him and other participants out of millions of dollars (they settled out of court). Studios will try to get away with everything.
truly the wildest part of the Harry and Meghan doc is watching Tyler Perry - himself an extremely famous and recognizable person who has almost certainly been pestered by the media in his life - recount the terrifying security breaches on his property after they moved in with him
"it's a national treasure we can't let just anybody-" OKAY HOW ABOUT ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE GUEST-PERFORMED WITH THE NEW YORK PHILHARMONIC THEN, YOU RACIST FUCKIN WEIRDOS