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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

If I documented my physical exams the way I talk to babies: Gen: Happy lil peanut, so big now! HEENT: Look at those pretty eyes, such long lashes! [boops nose] CV: lol rrr no murmurs Abd: Tubby belly, very squish Ext: OMG THESE ROLLS Neuro: So strong! So alert! normal tone

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

My dad died unexpectedly today. He was always unquestionably, ferociously supportive of me. I never questioned once in my life how much he loved me. And now he's gone.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I’m on a date with my husband at a very romantic place, and the guy at the table next to us is explaining rectovaginal fistulas to his date It’s a bold move, let’s see if it pays off

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Liz Lemon, MD

9 months

This poor, poor woman. I have no words. The way patriarchy treats women’s bodies like they are mysterious and yet also weak and disgusting?

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

My 3 year old’s preschool class is teaching them to sort foods into “healthy” and “unhealthy” and I am pissed about it

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

I’m sorry but it is wild to me that primary care pediatricians are refusing to see sick kids until they have a negative PCR. We are PRIMARY CARE DOCS. This is what we do. Waiting days for a negative PCR isn’t an option for every kid. This is worsening inequities & will hurt kids.

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Look all I’m saying is that the human stomach needs to get over itself and tolerate coffee and NSAIDs without the drama

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

Omfg I just spilled my 6 year old’s ENTIRE Lego collection down the basement stairs. I give up.

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Unsung heroes of the pandemic: Hospital coffee shop baristas. I love you all.

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

Can we not just let them be kids before forcing disordered eating habits on them? Cheese went in the unhealthy bin. You’re going to make three year olds feel bad about liking cheese? Christ.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Passed my peds boards! I am a board certified pediatrician!

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Nothing says “apocalypse” quite like coming home from my hospital night shift to my 3 yo standing in the doorway, wearing no pants and dinosaur rain boots on the wrong feet, holding a shovel and saying “I’m here to help you, mommy”

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Why are chiropractors allowed

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Liz Lemon, MD

8 months

When I was in college and I was getting worked up for this unexplained tachycardia, I went to see an endocrinologist who was a friend of my dad’s. He told me, “you’re a very attractive girl, but you could lose 10 lbs.” I was a healthy weight & not why I was there…

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

JUST PAY THE NURSES AND ALL THE HOSPITAL STAFF A FAIR MARKET WAGE, GIVE THEM BENEFITS AND PAID SICK TIME FOR COVID AND TREAT THEM LIKE VALUED TEAM MEMBERS WHY IS THIS HARD

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I'm banned from the hospital until my COVID test comes back and my cold symptoms are resolved... and I feel GUILTY. Medical culture has broken my brain. I feel guilty about staying home from work when I have symptoms and known exposure in the midst of a global pandemic.

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

The thing that scares me most about the idea of “free birth” and “wild pregnancy” is that it’s all about the *experience* of *birthing* but there is no one there to advocate for the long term health of the infant, who can also suffer long-term, preventable complications and death

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

I used to be someone who could focus on a task and complete it in a reasonable amount of time. I can’t do that now. Even sending an email is like a Herculean mental effort of focus. Whaaaaat is wrong with me

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Unfortunately today I had to let her go. My heart is in a million pieces. She was the goodest girl

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Being a pediatrician’s kid is probably kind of a bummer. My kids are allowed to have fun, as long as it doesn’t involve trampolines, button batteries, water deeper than 2 in without supervision, open windows, wheels of any kind without a helmet, fireworks, dogs that aren’t ours…

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Liz Lemon, MD

8 months

Anyway, I never told my dad but I wonder what he would have said. He thought very highly of the guy. I was 20 or so and left feeling insulted and uneasy (and also he didn’t help diagnose my actual problem) but as a 32 yo physician I am disgusted by behavior like this.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

I’m a RESIDENT. I love FREE FOOD. I STAY AWAKE for 28 hours at a time and then DRIVE MYSELF HOME. I neglect my PERSONAL NEEDS. If you don’t like it, PLEASE HELP ME CHANGE THE CULTURE OF GRADUATE MEDICAL EDUCATION.

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I’m an EMERGENCY DOC. I love EVERYTHING. I have NO ATTENTION SPAN and my bladder holds 500 mL MORE THAN YOURS. If you don’t like it, MOVE.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Health insurance companies are bullshit. I shouldn’t have to fill out a prior authorization to justify why my patient needs a $5 antibiotic. Because I’m their doctor, I took their history and examined them, made the diagnosis, and THAT’S the treatment.

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

My sweet little 6 who has always struggled with low weight has GAINED a pound since starting stimulants for ADHD a month ago. He can finally sit still at mealtimes and focus on the task of eating. He says he feels calm and smart. I am so happy for him 🥰

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

So at what point after finishing residency do I re-learn how to eat at a normal pace, and not frantically like a dumpster raccoon with the last Wendy’s spicy chicken nugget?

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Vaccinated people can still wear masks if they choose too. They don’t owe you an explanation. The CDC guidelines say vaccinated individuals don’t have to wear a mask, not that they shouldn’t.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

I have kept my account semi-anon for all these years, not because I’m afraid of people knowing who I am, but so I can truly be myself Free of the burden of expectations & professionalism, I can share things like Today I paid $15 to have a Reese’s Blizzard delivered to my house

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Pro tip: what a 60 year old man thinks is work life-balance is not necessarily what a 29 year old mom with 2 small kids thinks is work-life balance

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Liz Lemon, MD

9 months

@seleniumdrive I just realized her name is “Eloise” and he wants her to go live in a hotel… it’s too much

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I had my first period at 11. I was a 24 year old medical student before someone told me that debilitating cramps were not normal.

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

My sweet kindergartner used his allowance money to buy me a bandaid pack to take to work to help the kids who get hurt

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Liz Lemon, MD

6 years

Sometimes a really sick patient comes in, and I wonder why they waited so long to seek care. And then I remember that I haven't seen a dentist in 5 years because I didn't want to disappoint my hypothetical dentist with my inadequate flossing.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Male docs—please stop dismissing women who prefer to be called “doctor” in front of patients. We’re not being “uncool or uptight,” we are trying to roles clear for patients and families—who frequently assume that as women we are not directing their care.

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

I’m over being a person. I’d like to be a cat for a year then re-evaluate.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Why do these instagrammers post pictures of their stethoscope so close to their coffee? “Here is my most Pseudomonas-laden possession and here is my food item” is not aspirational

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Sorry, attending, you don't get to tell me when I can pump. "This morning would be better than the afternoon" YEAH THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS, BUDDY

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Hot take for the day: Scrubs should be the norm in peds clinic. Children cough, sneeze, pee and occasionally bleed on me. All day.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Last night 3 yo refused to clean up his toys before bed. I told him that if he didn’t clean up his Magnatiles, I would put them away and he wouldn’t get them back for some time. His response? He looked me dead in the eye and started throwing Magnatiles in the garbage, 1 by 1

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

@hhensley1029 Or just… call an Apple a fruit and a carrot a vegetable. Don’t assign value judgments to them.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I know a few people who worked as RNs before going to medical school, and I look at them in awe, knowing that they can walk into a patient’s room and get the IV pump to stop beeping on the first try without looking like they’re trying to break into a bank vault

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

COVID-19 PCR negative! Never been so happy to be so congested

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

An emergency medicine experience from a simpler time: I was seeing a male infant in the ED. I opened his diaper to check pulses and do a GU exam. He was happy and giggling. During my exam, he managed to pee straight up into the air—in an arc—right into his own open mouth

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

To be clear, as a doctor I literally could not care less if you are bothered by my pronouns being in my bio. Guess what? They’re on my ID badge too. Get over it.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Lol at my job trying to cancel the vacation they approved a month ago (with 1 week’s notice) because the office manager forgot to block my schedule in EPIC AbsoLUTEly not

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

So my son’s first grade teacher gave her two weeks notice today. I am bummed because my son has been struggling with a new school and already had issues with being bullied. But MY GOD the moms on this email chain are FURIOUS at the school.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

This is your annual PSA about pluralizing surnames on holiday cards. THERE ARE NO APOSTROPHES. You add an S or an ES and you’re done. Happy Holidays from The Lemons The Donaghys The Maroneys The Geisses The Bankses

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Like a cow, I have 4 stomachs, each with a different capacity for food: 1) Appetizer stomach: medium 2) Entree stomach: small 3) Bread stomach: variable; expands to fit all available bread 4) Dessert stomach: infinite, extends to multiple parallel universes including Spider-verse

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Awhile back, I started adding a talk about consent to all my well child visits. We talk about boundaries. We talk about being in control of our own bodies & that no one has the right to take that away. We talk about “yes” and “no.”

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

If you’re focusing on weight loss in the new year, if there’s a child in your life, please consider being mindful of how you discuss those changes and what you’re working on. Kids take cues on body image, weight, diet and exercise from the adults in their lives.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Hypothesis: It doesn’t matter how much sleep you get before a 24-hour shift, because at the end, you’ll still feel like a thrice-microwaved gas station taquito

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I love love love pediatrics. But god when things are bad they are just horrific

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

The absurd demands we heap on teachers without paying them and the expectations we have for public schools without funding them… good lord. Just give people some grace and VOTE ffs

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

My vacation got cancelled. My baby’s first birthday party got cancelled. My LASIK got cancelled. My haircut got cancelled. And now my freaking upper lip wax got cancelled Coronavirus is coming for the last shreds of my dignity

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Possibly an unpopular opinion: I really wish attendings would not refer to residents by their first names in front of patients. As a female resident, I'm already frequently assumed to be *not the doctor* even if I introduce myself that way, & first names just confuse the picture

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Why parental leave? Human infants wake and feed frequently, require constant care, & the primary caregiver is stressed out and sleep-deprived. Tucker and Matt Walsh may not understand this, as their young hatch from eggs & then fight to the death before pupation

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

A Good Senior Resident: She protecc She never attacc She always make sure intern gets a snacc

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 years

As a doctor, I advocate for healthy diets and balanced nutrition. As a human being, I believe in the healing powers of French fries

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Can we PLEASE get the vaccine data for 6 mo-5 year olds please? Just some vaccines for our kids and a little good news for once? Please, universe?

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

People claim doctors are all in the pocket of Big Pharma, which is ludicrous. We’re controlled by Big Coffee and definitely not profiting from it

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

My dad wore a Hawaiian shirt to walk me down the aisle at my wedding When someone asks you your preference about something, and you’re about to say “oh I don’t care, whatever is fine,” remember my dad in his BEIGE Tommy Bahama shirt at his only child’s wedding

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

First baby: Gets carefully prepared fruits or veggies for first foods, no added sugars, no processed foods Second baby: Gnawing at a slice of pizza like a dumpster raccoon

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

As a woman who very much wanted kids, planned them, & was fortunate enough to have them when planned, I 1000% understand why other people choose not to become parents. Becoming a parent didn’t make me a better person. It opened a lot of parts of myself, but it also closed doors.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

I’ve made it to 8 weeks of pumping and providing exclusively breast milk to feed Baby 🍋, despite prematurity, physical separation, C-section, low supply, and all the other speed bumps along the way. I didn’t think I’d be able to do it, but we made it. Now on to the next 8 weeks!

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

There was a brief pause after he explained the repair of such fistulas: “you just close ‘em up.” At some point there was discussion of the family dynamics of the Lannister family from Game of Thrones Some quiet staring-at of phones

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Not once, since I set foot in the hospital on my first day of MS3, have I wanted to do anything other than pediatrics. This week was the first time I seriously considered leaving medicine.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Tomorrow morning, thousands of 4th year med students will rip open their envelopes and find out where they will spend the next years of their lives. Some of them will be surprised, shocked, even devastated. This thread is for them.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Is there anything more luxurious than waking up naturally in the morning, realizing you don’t have to work, and then going back to sleep?

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Once again, the issue is not that women docs don’t want to be confused with nurses. The issue is that when we see patients, share our time and expertise, patients will often complain they “haven’t seen a doc yet!”—because of our gender.

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

You meet a guy, you fall in love, then 8 years later you're married with two kids and he's saying shit like "Thomas the Train is deeply authoritarian"

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Why is flushing the ear canals with water not called earrigation?

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

If you want to be a primary care pediatrician, you should be able to manage straightforward asthma & at least be willing to start kids on ICS while awaiting a pulm appointment to keep them out of the hospital. The same is true of basic anxiety/depression meds & oral contraception

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

Got up with the baby at 4am, fed her in the dark and put her back down in the pack-and-play. When she woke again 2 hours later, I found her on the FLOOR and realized I had missed the crib altogether and laid her on the hardwood next to it

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

The upside of having a 2 year old at home in residency is that I am not intimidated by attendings anymore. I’m much better at standing my ground and advocating for myself after having to deny my kid cake for breakfast every day for 6 weeks

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Baby Lemon arrived unexpectedly early at 34 weeks via urgent C-section for PPROM in the setting of vasa previa. She is doing wonderfully in the NICU! We have been so so fortunate to have such an amazing team of OBs, nurses, neonatologists, and anesthesiologists caring for us.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

In the past week, my son has reminded me to put on my bike helmet and insisted that I put on more sunscreen before going outside. I think I may have accidentally turned him into a tiny pediatrician

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 months

Please do not follow this advice. Babies literally die of botulism from honey under age 1 and unpasteurized milk contains a number of bacteria that can cause severe illness or death.

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ALL store bought baby formula is dangerous and unhealthy. Here is how to make a natural baby formula: 1 cup of raw milk 🥛 2 raw eggs 🥚 1 or more table spoons of raw honey 🍯 Shake it up in a bottle and give it to your child. I guarantee that they will LOVE this drink.

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Carpet in a hospital is gross

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

One thing I do NOT miss about pre-COVID life is being overrun with flu and RSV I have diagnosed 0 cases of flu and 0 RSV so far this season The tiny baby lungs rejoice

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

I took my 2 yo to his pediatrician for a check up. While we waited to be called back, he stared at the fish tank in the waiting room. “Did you know mommy is a doctor too?” I asked him. “Mommy’s not doctor,” he said. “Mommy’s no have fish!”

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

Hospital: We are short staffed, but COVID is “over” so we will no longer pay for travelers. No, we will not be hiring more permanent nurses or medical assistants. Do not show us the math, we don’t believe in math.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

I went to the foster’s place to adopt a cat. Anyway, meet my two new cats. They are sisters.

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Liz Lemon, MD

2 years

I could go to free therapy through my job, but honestly I can't deal with one more person telling me to practice mindfulness and exercise, as if that will fix everything

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

Some people had a fit about the idea of a hospital selling soda but when I’m 23 hours into a 24+4 I promise you it’s better for everyone’s health outcomes for me to have that Diet Coke

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

My hospital is eliminating all Coke products in all food locations and replacing them with Pepsi. I might have to transfer programs

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Wearing eye protection on this plane like a ? mega dork? 🥸 I am boosted and masked but I’ll be damned if I am bringing COVID back to my babies

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Liz Lemon, MD

6 years

Before I had Baby Lemon, I had a lot of lofty ideas about how I would parent and what my goals would be for his first two years. I have since narrowed these down to: 1) Keep him from plummeting to his death or washing himself in the dishwasher 2) Trick him into eating a vegetable

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

I want to build a children’s health service from the ground up. No more state by state variation, no more different flavors of Medicaid that only cover certain things. I want ALL care — medical, vision, dental, mental health — accessible and free for ALL kids. That’s my dream.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

People worried about the COVID vaccine not being safe for kids, but will buy them amber teething necklaces, glorified dog beds to sleep in, “homeopathic” remedies completely unregulated by the FDA, feed them unpasteurized milk 👀 Only 1 of these things will be rigorously studied

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

An attending I work with keeps saying “I loved residency. I would happily do residency a second time right now just for fun” Are they: 1) Secretly being held hostage & trying to communicate that they need help 2) A Russian agent sowing discord 3) Just a deeply broken person

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Liz Lemon, MD

7 months

Like ffs I am sure the teacher is not resigning suddenly to be a dick. People have lives and stuff happens. The school is working on her replacement. The parents are pissed that the teacher told the kids herself. Like, why shouldn’t she? She can prepare them for change.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

I’m making a career change in an unexpected direction. I’m hoping it gives me some more time with my family & the chance to focus on what I really do want. I’ve learned a lot about myself in this job & a lot about the mental/emotional drain of the work. On to the next step.

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

To my Condescending Attending: I am not a child So why do you talk to me like one? I am an adult! I pay taxes I floss my teeth I take blood pressure medication I am a doctor! I am not a child, But if I were, You’re not my dad!

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Liz Lemon, MD

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When you spent >10 years working to become ~a doctor~ and you get to the end of it and you’re like ... ah shit, i’m still just a person

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Liz Lemon, MD

4 years

@GoodishIntent My program has 4 cards fellows and they call themselves a Tetralogy of Fellows

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

I have a new nemesis and it’s a lactation consultant at my hospital (the other ones are fabulous.) This person sees a breastfeeding baby once in the first 24 hours of life, decides they have “tight jaw muscles” and tries to convince the family to take them to a chiropractor

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Liz Lemon, MD

6 years

Would I get fired if I put up a large decorative banner in the ED waiting room that said “99 IS NOT A FEVER”

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Liz Lemon, MD

1 year

@preciselymb This teacher is brand new and I’m sure her intentions are good. But i have treated kids as young as first grade with body dysmorphia and disordered eating and I don’t want that for my kid or her peers.

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

My aunts insisted on having a big birthday party for my grandma during a pandemic, and now my vaccinated 88 year old grandma is symptomatic with COVID. This is not over. Stop acting like it’s over in states with 36% vaccination rates!!

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Liz Lemon, MD

3 years

Oh, your newborn baby is fussy? Let me karate chop them in the neck, that’ll fix ‘em

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Liz Lemon, MD

5 years

If 60 year old male doctors gave birth and/or breastfed during their careers, parental leave would be 18 years long and lactation rooms would be decked out like hotel spas

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