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Okay everyone, @ShangguanJiewen made a great correction to this graphic -- I missed that they added an additional deception to the graphic by changing the units per tick above a certain value. This is what the true graph should look like:

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@stlouisfed Hi there St. Louis Fed. I fixed your dishonest propaganda that was designed with the intent of tricking people into thinking China spends more on their military than the United States. You are welcome.

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@AbuRobin3 @BadMedicalTakes It's an economically illiterate take. No one is demanding that insulin producers work for free. "Free" means "free at the point of sale, paid for collectively via public funding."

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@tyrant7654321 The police term "No Humans Involved" is straight out of the Nazi handbook.

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@Lady_Lupae @JoshuaPotash The cruelty and humiliation is the point.

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@theYokoHiguchi It's boring. No stakes. It's got "watch Mike Tyson take apart this entire Kindergarten class" energy.

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@madisontayt_ I reported mine stolen. The cops "found" it a month later one exit down, because it was the 3rd citation after being reported as violating the 72-hour rule. They never bothered checking with either of the other two citations.

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@blobbynfriends Nope

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@_Tartt_ @AbuRobin3 @BadMedicalTakes It's lolbertarianism. When you talk about universal single payer healthcare they will deadass say "so you want doctors to be slaves, is that it?"

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@lynnxe @BrandonLBradfor "Why are you friend-zoning me?" "I have a better question: why are you fuck-zoning ME?"

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@snapsbob1 @dilanpcook Yeah, but hopefully the United States will have a revolution some day like Cuba did and that sort of thing will stop.

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@lashatatu @ProjectLiberal Ah, so you're a Holocaust revisionist.

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@stlouisfed Hi there St. Louis Fed. I fixed your dishonest propaganda that was designed with the intent of tricking people into thinking China spends more on their military than the United States. You are welcome.

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@Treff45509193 @VeenisFlyTrap @kidjaheen "Private people" don't post their Starbucks orders to IG either, nerd

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Just finished Season 1 of the new Interview with the Vampire. This is the story you get when you hire people who understand and are genuinely in love with the material they are adapting. The chemistry between the actors is intense beyond belief. What a masterpiece.

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@EdnaTheEchidna @KristineHadeed "most of it goes back to the state to reimburse their costs of living at the prison" That's a nice, bullshit excuse for slavery.

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@zriboua More like "shows a hobbyist with a lot of time, money, and talent, and a love for the Helicarriers used by SHIELD in the Marvel Cinematic Universe." You Sinophobes just can't stop beclowning yourselves.

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@AuthorPeterPike @SLThank4thefish Yes, in that case it is the police's fault for recklessly firing their weapons. Let me guess: you're one of those people who blame others whenever pigs shoot random people.

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@shailjapatel If the Catholic Church excommunicated child rapists, how would they maintain the clergy?

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@sineadsiobhan @aisling_bn @JaneQuaife You called a woman a man, you mouth-breathing bigot.

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@TheBrandonMorse Marrying teenagers as a grown man is grooming, and the "stability" you speak of was based upon a lack of economic rights and resources for women. Now that women have those, men who don't have qualities beyond meager economic resources are feeling pressed.

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@lashatatu @ProjectLiberal Nazis started the Holocaust. Communists ended it.

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@Keptopolarbear He said before in an interview that he felt very supported by queer people as a young actor, and he feels he owes that support back. He definitely feels like queer people are part of his community.

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@lashatatu @ProjectLiberal Yep, you sure are a Holocaust revisionist

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@UnionDrip I do love a salty local president.

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@borgposting @velvetvelacroix Liberals are so unserious about fascism

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@MarkPaoletta @JonahDispatch @RepJeffries @WhipKClark @RepPeteAguilar You aren't making Harlan Crow look better, you're making the bought-out everything-is-for-sale politicians he patronizes look worse.

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@atomly I try to tell people this all the time. San Francisco is like a Cyberpunk dystopia: extreme, tech-driven wealth alongside abject, miserable poverty, with a fascist police force to oppress the latter.

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@SweatieAngle I'm telling you: my old roomie was a super effeminate goth who changed his name from Brian to Sid (in honor of Vicious of course) and was in a Rocky Horror cast. He also went out of his way to give an asexual vibe. There was a line of hotties around the block.

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@murderxbryan Check those keys. This guy 100% works in the construction trailer. He's probably the comptroller.

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@disinfostatio @zach_ismyname @RightWingCope You got an erection and you are ashamed.

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@LaurenWitzkeDE Don't call people racial epithets and save yourself a lot of suffering.

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@jzux counterpoint

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@snapsbob1 @dilanpcook I was referring to the United States when I commented about not making up for decades of abuse and imprisonment. Duh.

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@IwriteOK Obviously they've learned this lesson

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@carterforva These people just fetishize being dirty and associate it with manliness. That's why they love this cosplaying fraud so much.

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@charlesmurray Did Harlan Crow gift you with a set of calipers?

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@nahmias NYPD fundraising for their robot

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@nihilistgf161 That's because it is an eco-fascist myth

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@Miketop1 @JacobHoltgrieve @meghaverma_art "That’s your heterophobia"🤡 You mean it's something you made up, that doesn't exist in the real world?

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@IBJIYONGI Especially on SUVs, where the low beams look like a cop is shining his door mount spotlight at your rear window.

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@raanibegum @aedison "they cannot tolerate frozen food due to chronic illness intolerances" That's not a thing.

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@SouthpawLeftist @FlorenceOfLabia @the_meghaning @BadIdeaGuyJohn1 Think of the honor of having Johnny Cash choose to do a cover of your song. That's like a lifetime achievement award in and of itself.

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@EmberFirehair @adamtotscomix Are you okay with potentially growing a sense of humor?

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@dvsch The next week? Many firms aren't hiring until the beginning of the year.

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@ho_chi_minnie I can say that for every "I met the love of my life at a protest" story I've heard, I've heard about a dozen "I had to leave this org due to sexual harassment/assault." And virtually every one of the latter were femmes.

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@sineadsiobhan @aisling_bn @JaneQuaife No. Your apology wasn't good enough, because your behavior hasn't changed. You're still a toxic bigot trying desperately to project your toxic bigotry on others.

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@merrittk That's been the plan ever since Microsoft became dominant back in the 90s. "Software as a service" has mutated to "everything as a service."

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@GoodVibePolitik Actual footage of Chicago police getting the news...

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@altern8te_ego @Th3Ms_ @SixTwoPoo @elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku You know that individual engineers can't just decide to delete features, right?

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@SparkdaPhilly @CT10343 @Nash076 It's a good precedent, actually. Most people prefer not to encounter bigotry while browsing mods.

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@realStevenWalk @ChudsOfTikTok @monitoringbias Clearly they do, since freedom of association is the basis of collective bargaining.

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@realStevenWalk @monitoringbias "What do UPS drivers do that Amazon drivers don’t?" They organize in a union.

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@Ordinary2112 @katiedimartin You didn't get that "still at twitter" was a troll? Yeah, he knew of problems. Those weren't the problems Musk was bringing up (because the latter has no idea what he is talking about any more than Star Trek actors do when reciting techobabble).

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@jhawk4life @NickFondacaro Aww...your dad was poisoned and murdered by his own government after being their lapdog and murdering innocent people. And your response is to be mad at an actress.

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@snapsbob1 @dilanpcook No, I'm not at all ignorant of that history. I just happen to know that same history in the United States, and it's the opposite of rosy. Cuba passed the United States on this issue decades ago.

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@DSANorthStar You have the heart of a scab.

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@TheMcKenziest They only got 10 days in jail, and they committed criminal fraud over 10s of thousands of dollars.

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@theappeal I did an overlay of the reported violent crime rate over the perceived crime rate. Source:

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@Elizabe87622123 @pookleblinky One thing you Boomers all have in common is that it's always all about you.

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@rmbodenheimer "which btw is not the same process as a referendum here in the US" Of course it isn't, because we don't even have one.

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@AdrianasNotHere Raise your hands if you think this is a good argument

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Another hot take from the Dumbest Motherfucker on Twitter (sorry Matty Yglesias, you have lost your crown).

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@TaylorLorenz @Qban_Linx @Your_Pal_Billy @MFCephas13 @lurkey_lurker "it’s a worker’s responsibility to meet the needs of a disabled person if that’s what they were contracted and hired to do" Failing to meet that responsibility is not abuse.

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@dyingscribe Hilarious misuse of this meme, given that she stated exactly who she is talking about.

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@spencer_gilmore @krassenstein @GretaThunberg I see why you feel hit

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@bungarsargon "60% of Americans believe gender is biological" So what you're saying is that 60% of Americans don't even know what "gender" means. That's par for the course for a population with a large percentage of people who think Jesus hung out with dinosaurs.

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@TheLivingBoyo @carterforva @DerekCBeland Cry more about it

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@Biffany_C @nytimes "Outspoken union member" caping for the boss 🤡

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@hc6packranch Come here for a second

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@Kristolfan93 @180incircles "We could’ve gone in to take out the USSR after WWII before it acquired nuclear weapons" What a silly and violently fascist thing to believe.

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@JoaJuan2 Computer: enhance

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