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healthcare advocate | Quaker | I live for books, plants, and Dolly Parton

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Kendall Brown
3 years
Since mentioning I have an Etsy, some people DM'ed asking for the link. I always feel *extremely* weird about self promotion, but uh.....I make handbound journals from vintage and repurposed books. I like making them & love knowing ppl are using them.
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2 years
At least once a month, I randomly remember that Dr Phil once invited the creator of the BumFights video series on his show to confront him about exploiting vulnerable people for financial gain—only for him to show up dressed up as Dr Phil & point out he does the same exact thing.
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7 months
I keep seeing articles about a woman suing Disney after getting a “wedgie” on a water slide. To be clear: the woman was injured so badly that her intestines protruded through her abdominal wall & blood gushed out of her. Disney is trying to downplay her VERY SERIOUS injuries.
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1 year
[don’t share with candidates]
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4 years
Hobby Lobby owner David Green is telling store managers to stay open despite the pandemic because his wife had a vision from god. He also warns they'll all have to "tighten their belts" soon. His net worth is $6.4 billion—hourly employees don't get paid sick leave. #COVIDIOT
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2 years
This photo of Jeff Bezos riding Space Mountain completely alone is one of the funniest, most pathetic demonstrations of wealth I’ve ever seen. Imagine having the power eradicate poverty & choosing to instead spend your money and time doing shit like this.
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3 years
I just saw someone refer to Marjorie Taylor Greene as "Klan of Green Gables" and there has never been a more perfect insult.
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2 years
Imagine intentionally ruining the vacations (and possibly once-in-a-lifetime experience) for thousands of kids and not realizing you are absolutely the villain in this story.
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8 months
Oh my god?? An old friend of mine helped save a man’s life this week after she spotted him pleading for help on the live bear trail cams she had been obsessively watching while recovering from major surgery.
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4 years
TW: Rape, police retaliation In June, Norman, OK cut the police dept. budget by $865,000. In retaliation, an NPD officer doxxed a female city council member, to "teach her a lesson". On Saturday, her duplex was broken in to & her neighbor—mistaken as her—was brutally raped.
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2 years
Even worse, after the teen was taken to the hospital in critical condition (having been shot multiple times by a cop for no reason), POLICE CHARGED THE INNOCENT TEEN with evading detention & assault on a police officer. This isn't just "one bad apple".
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2 years
(They’re both scumbags, obviously)
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1 month
Non-evangelicals probably won’t recognize this horrifying dog whistle—or understand why it should scare the shit out of all of us—so let’s do a quick explainer (🧵)
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Red heifers in Israel!
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@merceciolek It was actually the water that caused the injuries! The slides are so steep (& subsequently with riders going down them so fast) that the force of the water is enough to cause severe internal injuries unless you wear shorts & cross your legs (which Disney wasn’t telling ppl)
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Kendall Brown
10 months
Just a reminder that Jason Aldean grew up in a city (population approx. 160,000) and now lives in Nashville, TN (population 692,000). He has no idea what “happens in a small town”, he’s just a racist who writes barely concealed lynching songs.
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heard some talk about jason aldean's newest song and had to look up the lyrics... are we fr letting this shit slide?? in 2023??
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2 years
It’s important to explicitly name what’s happening here: The Governor of Oklahoma is using taxpayer money to target public schools in a town which saw one of the worst instances of racial violence in American history & accuse them of breaking the law by teaching their own history
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Governor Kevin Stitt
2 years
Today I am calling for a special audit of Tulsa Public Schools and the potential mishandling of public funds. I'm also concerned TPS may have violated state law by teaching critical race theory. We will get to the bottom of what’s going on at Tulsa Public Schools.
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5 years
Just like @MeghanMcCain , I grew up shooting guns. And when my brother and I were careless about shooting cans in the direction of cattle, my dad whopped our asses and TOOK THE GUNS AWAY. It's time for America to do the same with assault rifles. #TheView
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1 year
I keep seeing people joke about Steven Crowder “only having one car” despite being very wealthy, as if they think it’s just a silly little detail. So let’s be explicit: He only has one car so that he can control her movements. It’s an abuse tactic and it isn’t funny.
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2 years
In Oklahoma, if a 13 year old girl is sexually abused and becomes pregnant, her abuser could spend as little as one year in jail & pay as little as a $500 fine. But the doctor who helps her terminate her traumatic pregnancy can now face 10 YEARS in prison & a $100,000 fine.
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2 years
Timely reminder that Elon Musk forced Tesla employees in China to sleep on the factory floor during the pandemic so the company wouldn’t have to temporarily shut down. So when he says shit like this, what he really means is “I’m mad I can’t own slaves.”
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3 years
1/ Tulsa, OK mega church Victory Church took $2.1 million in CARES Act funding (despite, of course, not paying taxes themselves.) In November, they held an indoor concert with more than 15k in attendance, in direct defiance of CDC guidelines to protect the vulnerable.
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4/ So an evangelical posting “red heifers in Israel!” is effectively saying, “We’re one step closer to tearing down 2 of the most important Muslim religious sites in the world, starting an almost certain world war in the process, all so we can usher in the end of the world!”
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Kendall Brown
3 years
@tedcruz Glad you asked, Ted! The vaccine was developed by a German business owned by Turkish immigrants. Their company partnered with Pfizer and took no money from Operation Warp Speed. Immigrants, they get the job done.
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That’s great. Just out of curiosity, which country was it that developed the vaccine? Wonder why.
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5 years
Meghan McCain is what happens when a privileged rich kid never has to work a shitty job in customer or food service a day in their life. I have never seen someone so pissed about such a cushy job in my life. #TheView
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1 year
I just overheard a family at the plant store talking about how “going shopping for plants was the ONE thing mom asked for for Mother’s Day.” Despite that, the dad stood back with his arms crossed & bored expression as the mom still had to tend to their 2 toddlers the whole time.
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Kendall Brown
4 months
I will NEVER stop talking about the fact that I was unceremoniously fired by Hobby Lobby after I willingly framed a gay marriage certificate for two gay customers.
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Kimberly Blodgett
4 months
Never Hobby Lobby. Always Michael's.
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4 years
After breaking into her duplex, the rapist dug his elbow into the her neck, pushed her into the wall, & said, "Maybe next time you'll learn your lesson." Again, this is after a NORMAN POLICE OFFICER posted her home address publicly in the context of "teaching her a lesson."
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8 months
A pregnant woman sitting behind @laurenboebert ⁩ asked her to stop vaping inside (on account of her being pregnant). Lauren said no & called her a “sad and miserable person” before her date offered to buy the PREGNANT LADY a cocktail. Pro-life, y’all!
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Congrats to JK Rowling for using her endless wealth to force that one Jewish writer to retract her (correct) statement that JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier. You sure showed that one writer by making your Holocaust denial trend sitewide. Masterful gambit, ma'am!
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4 years
Norman PD have acknowledged that an officer doxxed the city council member. But they say her address is "public information" & are refusing to even discipline the officer, much less fire him. They also claim that the rape victim suffered "minor injuries".
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Kendall Brown
4 years
TW: Rape, police retaliation In June, Norman, OK cut the police dept. budget by $865,000. In retaliation, an NPD officer doxxed a female city council member, to "teach her a lesson". On Saturday, her duplex was broken in to & her neighbor—mistaken as her—was brutally raped.
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This interview is a masterclass in why—despite how satisfying it can feel to “own” bigots like Chaya online—the most effective way to expose their bigotry is to stay calm & make them elaborate on their basic talking points. Getting angry is what they want. Don’t give it to them.
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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.
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Kendall Brown
6 years
Uhhh....the President of the United States pretty obviously doesn't know the National Anthem. Oh my god. #NationalChampionship
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Kendall Brown
8 months
Joe Jonas and his PR team have single-handedly taken me from total indifference to absolute hatred of him in a matter of days. Bro really thought he could run the 90s Justin Timberlake 'misogyny in the press' playbook on the mother of his children & not get called on it in 2023.
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joe jonas letting his pr team run a smear campaign against the mother of his two children is wretched
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1 year
@elonmusk @anothercohen Congrats, you just helped @iamharaldur prove to a judge you targeted him specifically because of disability!
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Kendall Brown
5 years
The Obama and Biden line isn't even the funniest part of this. Imagine thinking anyone was going to believe Trump was running.
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Kendall Brown
4 years
@KimKardashian Kim Kardashian getting a hologram of her dead dad while millions of Americans didn’t even get to tell their parents goodbye or go to their funerals thanks to COVID is too on the nose.
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Kendall Brown
3 years
3/ If evangelicals are wondering why people are turning away from the church, I’d suggest that it has something to do with so many Christians treating Jesus as a tax shelter and not a commandment to love and take care of your neighbor.
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4 years
In May, Norman PD also declined to press charges on a fellow cop in nearby Lexington, after he threatened Norman Mayor Brea Clark, saying she, "needs to be pulled out of office & tried on the court house lawn...the problem with politicians, they don’t get hung in public anymore."
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5 years
All of the Republicans currently applauding 10-year-old cancer survivor Grace also voted to take away her health care more than 20 times. #SOTU #StateOfTheUnion #CripTheVote
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3 years
Day one of Texas’s new abortion law and men are already strategizing on Reddit about how to turn in women they impregnated to earn the $10k bounty.
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4 years
Norman cop Michael Lauderback, using the account "Tired Ofthehate", doxxed the city council woman, threatening that protestors could "enlist all the help [they] want" but that they are "just adding to the numbers that will be in trouble like yourself." The rape was 2 days later.
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Kendall Brown
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Honestly, congrats to Kris Kristofferson for having officially outlived Toby Keith.
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Kendall Brown
2 years
One of the teachers targeted by Libs of TikTok—and subsequently sent death threats by the account's followers—was Oklahoma teacher Tyler Wrynn. He then lost his job. The video he was targeted over was just telling LGBTQ kids rejected by their parents that they're loved.
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@JohnRHornbuckle @ariehkovler It sounds like (and to be clear this is partially educated guess on my part) Disney became very lax on the safety education part of the ride. They weren’t telling women they needed to cross one leg over the other or put shorts on to avoid internal injuries.
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1 year
@Erikals7 I wish it was. It was a fully legit listing (although it has been taken down once Reddit got ahold of it)
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Kendall Brown
3 years
She wants to do what now?
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Kendall Brown
3 years
@KristiNoem Here's a fun fact about that "Trump's America" fireworks photo: It's actually a composite image, made of many photos combined, because no one moment of the fireworks was actually impressive enough on its own. Also Gov Noem cropped the photo to remove the photographer's credit.
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8 years
I've been crying for the last 3 hours live tweeting #OHVotesEarly . We're really doing this, guys. We're electing the first female president.
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5/ Adding to clear up confusion: “Evangelical” is referring to the audience the original poster is speaking to. The conservative outlet she works for has an audience that is almost exclusively far right and heavily evangelical.
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2/ Evangelicals believe Israel is crucial to the second coming of Christ (& subsequent end of the world). But before Christ can return, evangelicals believe that a Third Temple must be built in Israel, in the spot where Dome of the Rock & Al-Asqa mosque are now.
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@MetsDelusional @hasanthehun What advice do you think Andrew Tate would give a male fan whose wife or girlfriend was diagnosed with cancer? Do you think he’d advise them to support them & treat them with kindness? Or do you think he’d say “abandon their asses, they’ve lost all value as women”?
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@mattgaetz Setting aside the fact that you apparently secretly adopted a cuban 13 yr old when you were 27 with a drinking problem.... This literally doesn't negate @CedricRichmond 's point—you don't have the same life experiences & worries that he does as a black man raising a black son.
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3/ But since both Dome of the Rock & Al-Asqa mosque are important Muslim religious sites, evangelicals believe the site must be purified before this Third Temple can be built. And they believe that purification requires the ashes of a pure red heifer, as foretold in the Bible.
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3 years
I just witnessed two people at a Starbucks slowly realize that only one of them thought they were on a date, while the other thought she was there to pitch her pyramid scheme. It’s going to take me at least two weeks to recover from the second hand emotional trauma. 😬😬
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3 years
"Tell Matt Gaetz it was me." — Liz Cheney
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4 years
Elon Musk is attempting to mansplain the pandemic to a LITERAL virologist & Assoc. Research Scientist at the Center of Infection & Immunity at Columbia University. Reminder that @elonmusk ALSO claimed there would be "close to zero new cases" by the end of April. @angie_rasmussen
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2 years
I have never respected a human being more in my life than I do right now.
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3 years
@mrose1965 Hi, previous food stamp user here! Poor people have birthdays too, and deserve basic happiness and meals that aren’t gruel in their lives.
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Kendall Brown
5 years
Repeated use of "I was made aware of" functions to separate the racist language from yourself. It shows a lack of truly, fully taking responsibility for the words that you said. Harvard just taught you a very valuable lesson on accountability.
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2/ A few weeks ago, I was made aware of egregious and callous comments classmates and I made privately years ago - when I was 16 years old, months before the shooting - in an attempt to be as extreme and shocking as possible. I immediately apologized. Here is my apology:
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Kendall Brown
4 years
Sheila Buck is well-known and well-respected in Tulsa and Oklahoma in general. The Trump campaign, Tulsa Police, and Mayor Bynum fucked up by having her arrested on live television.
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Kyle Griffin
4 years
Remarkable moment on @MSNBC : A peaceful protester wearing a t-shirt that said "I Can't Breathe" is arrested outside the location of Trump's Tulsa rally. She was sitting on the ground. She said she had a ticket for the rally. She was still taken away.
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4 years
I don't understand how Trump constantly using language that hints at him being a higher power doesn't offend evangelical Christians. It offends me.
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"I was in that hospital, I was watching down over so many people" -- Trump
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3 years
It delights me to no end that little ol' disabled me got a vaccine before Meghan McCain. Truly incredible feeling, would recommend.
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3 years
three male feminists walk into a bar... because it was set so low
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4 years
@mattgaetz @CedricRichmond But hey, congrats, Matt! You managed to derail the conversation about the immense danger and fear that black people—especially black men—face every day at the hands of law enforcement, & make it about you instead! You are truly a force of white entitlement to be reckoned with.
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@NeedBirds EXACTLY.
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4 years
I know everyone is making jokes about Stephen Miller's wife testing positive for COVID-19, but it's also pretty gross that Trump straight up violated Katie Miller's medical privacy. Employers are, you know, not supposed to do that.
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BREAKING: President Trump just said "Katie" is VP staffer who tested positive. Katie Miller is VP spox & wife of WH adviser Stephen Miller. Entire West Wing has now been directly or indirectly exposed to COVID-19.
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My partner had to vote by mail, because he's in the Air Force. Now the very politicians that claim to "stand with the troops" are arguing that votes like Andrew's shouldn't be counted. Shame on you, @realDonaldTrump , @marcorubio , & @LindseyGrahamSC . Every vote should be counted.
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Steven Crowder goes out of his way to make it clear that he’s angry his wife is allowed to divorce him without his permission. So just a reminder to moderate and conservative women: the men you think are your allies won’t stop until they take all of YOUR rights away too.
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Steven Crowder drops the news on @rumblevideo that he is going through a divorce, basically accuses Candace Owens of extortion & hints he might take legal action if needed for anyone discussing his divorce in a way he deems too far.
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@TheAtlantic @gcaw So rather than commission a visually impaired writer to write about VP’s use of inclusive practices & what it means for the community, you instead published a non-disabled man’s snarky take on disability accommodations he knows nothing about? Gross.
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"A blind person might hear 'I am a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit' and conclude that sight is a gift wasted on the vice president," writes @gcaw .
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I have never wanted to beat a complete stranger with my bare hands as much as I wanted to beat some sense into that woman’s stupid, stupid husband.
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It's very cool that House Republicans can pull a stunt like today no problem but when disabled people were just advocating for their own rights in the very same halls of Congress they got dragged from their wheelchairs and arrested by the Capitol Police. Very, very cool.
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Imagine being an Alaskan cop and getting a phone call from a girl in Oklahoma who is absolutely looped out of her brain on pain meds and rambling about some guy mouthing, “HELP ME” while surrounded by fat bears.
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Oh my god?? An old friend of mine helped save a man’s life this week after she spotted him pleading for help on the live bear trail cams she had been obsessively watching while recovering from major surgery.
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2/ Now temperatures are below freezing across the state, and guess who is refusing to open their doors to unhoused people freezing to death on the streets?
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@ThePerezHilton @PopWrapped Yes, every single day for the rest of your life. You still live off of wealth and fame you accumulated via capitalizing off of the misogynistic destruction of young women, and you don’t get to be the one who decides when people stop reminding you of that.
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3 years
Air traffic controllers in Dallas are staging a "sickout" to protest vaccine mandates, causing thousands of Southwest Airlines flight cancellations. Wait until conservatives find out that there's precedence for firing controllers who do stuff like this...set by RONALD REAGAN. 😂
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Airline sources: mass “sickout” @FAANews center in Jacksonville - caused ripple effect and 1000+ flight cancellations mostly effecting @SouthwestAir - report “sickout” protesting #VaccineMandate
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Laura Ingraham is just mad because the audience members are better at journalism than she is.
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Fox News is calling the ABC Town Hall an “ambush”
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@charliekirk11 sExUaL aNarChY
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Also my guy, you could have sat in literally any seat you wanted, why would you choose to sit in the middle?
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@RepThomasMassie Lots of people pointing out that the quote is actually by neo-nazi Kevin Strom, but here's another fun fact: The illustration is from an anti-child labor cartoon, which is ironic, given Massie's vote in Dec. to protect importers who use forced labor. 👀
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You mustn’t question Fauci, for he is science.
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I cannot fully explain it, but everything about Justin Timberlake gives me the ick at this point.
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Los Angeles, you were a dream. ✨
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@CinMit4 @charliekirk11 Setting aside the *fact* that there are no less than 15 different police Lego sets actively for sale on the Lego website, there isn’t a single person on gods green earth that believes you still had kids young enough to play with legos in 2020, lady.
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Election night reminder that Chuck Todd doesn't even have a bachelors degree, unlike thousands of women anchors who have never been given half the opportunities he has.
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Oooh let’s compare Jenna and @MollyJongFast ’s respective career portfolios! On one side we have millions of readers, countless major articles and a successful podcast. But on the other side, we’ve got standing next to an elderly man as he sweats off his hair dye, so....
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@MollyJongFast At least I moved forward in my career. You’re still editor at large at Daily Beast... and what, twice my age? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Hannah Gadsby is living rent free in the heads of every male comedian is existence—and absolutely EATING THEM UP inside—and for that (among other things) I love her very much.
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This doc details Hobby Lobby employee benefits. ONLY salaried employees have access to ANY paid sick leave. At HobLob stores, only the manager & ass't managers are salaried. Every other employee is hourly.
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I don’t care about the John Mulaney discourse, but here’s a “fun” Olivia Munn fact: In her book, “Suck it, Wonder Woman” she says that if she were President, she’d take away all fat ppl’s motorized transport & build “fat tunnels” where all the fat ppl can walk. Fuck Olivia Munn
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3 years
John Mackey is out here acting like shopping at Whole Foods isn’t just as expensive as health insurance.
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Whole Foods CEO John Mackey: The 'best solution' is to not need health care and for Americans to change how they eat and live (via @CNBCMakeIt )
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2 years
Timely reminder that “conception” is a RELIGIOUS concept/term, NOT a scientific one and, as such, has no place in a debate about the laws that govern us all.
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3 years
@NRA @NRAILA It took less than a week for this tweet to age as badly as everything else the NRA has ever done. Do you ever get tired of being absolute monsters?
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ICYMI: A Colorado judge gave law-abiding gun owners something to celebrate. In an @NRAILA -supported case, he ruled that the city of Boulder’s ban on commonly-owned rifles (AR-15s) and 10+ round mags was preempted by state law and STRUCK THEM DOWN.
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Chaya Raichik wearing a tshirt with Taylor Lorenz’s face to her interview has the same exact cringe energy as Elon’s “let that sink in” moment. These freaks’ brains have been parboiled by Twitter and it’s made it impossible for them to function in the normal human world.
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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.
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2 years
Since Robin Williams is trending, I feel obligated to once again remind y’all that he once stared in a truly batshit episode of Law and Order: SVU.
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3 years
After not seeing my little brother for more than a year, I’m genuinely considering driving 3 hours just to be outside the clinic with a giant balloon and a handful of confetti for his second shot. On a scale of 1 to 10, how bonkers would this be?
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@ellle_em While we're on the topic of HORRIBLE mothers doing monstrous things to their daughters and then posting about it on reddit:
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Kendall Brown
3 years
@tedcruz PS Next time you should check your facts before ascribing everything to American exceptionalism. We don’t look particularly exceptional as a country when one of our US senators is out here showing his full ass in public.
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3 years
@mrose1965 If you want to pass judgments on food stamps, how about you start by shaming our government for not allowing EBT to be used for basic necessities like diapers, sanitary pads and toilet paper? And keep your nose out of other people’s grocery carts.
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3 years
Imagine being a queer kid in rural Oklahoma in the early 90s and the world’s biggest country music star releases a song that says “when we’re free to love anyone we choose....then we shall be free.” THAT’S why I will always love Garth Brooks. He gave me that.
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3 years
@cmclymer I will fight anyone who attempts to smear Garth Brooks’ name. He is both the best Okie and a sweet baby angel.
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Kendall Brown
5 years
@RobLowe Chris Pratt: I'm going to really disappoint Parks and Rec fans today. Rob Lowe: Hold my beer.
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1 year
@ksnewco Based on his behavior, I’d say it’s more likely that he grew up in a family that doesn’t value the labor of women.
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2 years
@jimcramer They’re literally clearing off shelves to make room for Valentines Day merchandise—which means said merchandise has arrived on time and isn’t being impacted by the supply chain issues you so desperately want to be real.
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3 years
I am calling for a moratorium on weird Republican baby men until we figure out what the hell is going on with their racist shenanigans
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