Jon Swifty @PorygonEnjoyer Twitter profile

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@DonnelVillager Pack it up. This is the best post of 2023. An absolute masterclass in baiting.

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@etheralfem Rape is a purely self-interested crime. Murder is worse than rape from a utilitarian perspective, but the rapist is still more morally depraved than the murderer.

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@xbtGBH Hi, men expert here! This is NOT cute. Men only do this when their will has been crushed to a pulp!

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@LongFormMath "Imagine a real number that is greater than zero, but so small that, when squared, it equals zero."

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@amaaralmadani Hello. I am not a Muslim and have never been one. My girlfriend used to be a Muslim, but is one no longer. For every concubine you gain in your perverted fantasies, there is a woman in the real world, sick of bondage, choosing liberation instead.

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@TheNatlInterest God keeps blessing California and Californians keep ruining it.

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@HondaWang This has to be satire. It's too clever.

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@ImExtolant @CursedAni This is the Internet. You can say rape.

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@Skylon01 @DonnelVillager yawn

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@MalcolmEhlers @LongFormMath It’s a surreal number.

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@RadioGenoa Ironic. There's a lack of diversity.

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@gaslightyourmom Excuse me, why are you insulting Ozempic-Americans?

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@HaplessHomo Finally, no more ball and chain.

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@growing_daniel His last words still haunt me. "Slava Ukraini!"

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@gamergate2077 The term is WAP.

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@hebh_jamal Why exactly should the German man on the street care about Palestine?

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@amaaralmadani If they prefer Jahannam to being your wife, what does that say about you?

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@bbcnewspidgin Archeologists of 3000 AD will note this as the last dying gasp of the British Empire.

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@lporiginalg "Why are property values going down? It must be racism and stigma!"

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@xruiztru The Turks might have a stronger nationalistic sense than citizens of any other country.

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@stone_toss You don't like reading Paul's deduction of Jessica's surmising of the Bene Gesserit's inclination to intuit the Shadout Mapes' true intentions?

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@BardnanGael This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities and THANK GOD FOR THAT

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@LoFiRepublican Nitrogen is two things to liberals: a) A humane, painless way of inducing death when used for euthanasia. b) A highly painful and agonizing death when used for criminals.

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@greentexts_bot Dad's inner Roman would be most displeased.

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@n_e_rd "Yeah, boss? Tech support here. We got the invisible wall surrounding the McDonald's working again." "Nice. And it only lets white people through?" "Yes. Well, it also let an Italian in. There are some kinks in the system."

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@OhioBlud It turns out there are situations where leftists will support environmental destruction.

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@lporiginalg "But how does this benefit me personally?" asked Picasso.

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@libhawkish Fraud, by definition, is a crime that cannot be done by mistake.

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@SwiftOnSecurity Bringing over your mother country's ethnic grievances is a germane thing to do in this country of immigrants.

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@PaulSkallas There was a suitable apartment which I passed on exactly for this reason (Bay Area). The apartment I did end up choosing was $900 a month more. I spend $10,800 a year to avoid black people.

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@SteBel14 @TypeForVictory AHAHAHAHAHAHA 41K IS A GOOD SALARY FOR AN ASTRONAUT YOU GUYS ARE A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BO'UL O WO'UH

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@lclflavor It's the other way around. The "happy parents" are happy at the expense of the kids.

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@nikicaga Queer industry kills beer industry.

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@OneTopicAtATime You guys don't even like Christianity, so why would what he said or didn't say matter?

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@my_b_712 @DonnelVillager Who else would it be lmao

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@SkinnyTuna The term would be "extro", if we were smart about it.

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@greentexts_bot Hmm. Curious approach. Personally, I would have done none of those things.

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@biocompound Oh, I recognize that girl. She’s a tradwife now.

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@ArmandDoma This has to be some form of signaling. Like that princess whose royal blood made it so she could feel a pea under a mattress. This must be the modern equivalent of that.

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@MailOnline This is great! Next stop, the whole country!

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@danghentschel "You wanted me to change. I've changed."

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@lemonade_grrrl All my foods are treats. Why would I buy something I don't enjoy eating?

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@LoFiRepublican @JaywalkingGuy Nice try Lo-fi but unfortunately he’s gotcha there. You gotcha get better at debating or your gotchas won’t be the gotchas you think they are.

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@esjesjesj @baqqqala “Sir, ‘nazi’ doesn’t seem to be working.” “Very well. Deploy the big guns. Call him a virgin.”

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@jules_su Cool. Do you realize your own behavior is detrimental to the community and your actual quality of life?

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8 months

@schizarella @sorry_hat False. God shaped this stick for OP's recreational pleasure, just as he shaped the banana for yours.

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@Sonicboltxx Top right is very funny, making me think it’s not actually a woman.

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@tulpapilled Kpop is not good but it blows contemporary American music out of the water. Same for Korean shows.

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@OregonMapGuy Lmao gay neoliberal twitter

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@mauddweeb It's only been a couple years since I was diagnosed as well-endowed (5.8'')...

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@gavinmuellerphd Home Alone is kino because it’s about the spiritual free-born (Kevin) triumphing over the spiritual slave-born (the burglars) by using his ingenuity, an aristocratic trait donated to him by God.

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@NumberFuckstein Love how much of a weeb Huntington was in giving Japan its own civilization.

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@yoonogy We did it, boys. We're now basically white.

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@danghentschel This isn’t a shitpost. It’s a champagnepost.

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@greentexts_bot Having AA breasts while being fat is kind of like having money problems while being Jewish.

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@Rothmus [Person in 2012]: Wow this goes hard

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@SydSteyerhart We found the one thing hotter than Aaron Bushnell.

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@CaribbeanRythms The dignity this cat displayed before death is admirable. When we give this tabby's abusers what they deserve, they will be sobbing, vomiting in fear, and pleading for their lives before we take them.

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@dollarbillbluez I just read these four normie posts in quick succession and felt my arteries tighten up like that guy who drank three Panera death lemonades.

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@cIasschristian @biocompound She swore off men for good until one week later when he texted her again.

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@nikicaga Casual cruelty is a status indicator for a lot of people, especially the rainbow people.

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@phil_so_silly Far-left: "America claims to care about X, but actually doesn't." Far-right: "America cares about X, and that's horrible."

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@hayasaka_aryan Unashamedly himself in an era where every other creator interfaces with humanity through twenty layers of irony and sarcasm.

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@sailaunderscore "The proof is trivial."

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@big_business_ Truman was right about Oppenheimer.

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@hayasaka_aryan The prequels, despite their flaws, were the coherent vision of an auteur. With the bad taste of the sequels still in our mouths, we can only reminisce about the superiority of design by individual over design by committee.

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@telmudic He means that America paid a dear price for cheap cotton.

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@upstatefederlst It's not the domicile. It's the residents.

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@scumbelievable Same energy as "I wish Mom had aborted me."

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@alejo_psd @JohnWakefieId There are no capitalist institutions in Dune. They are all feudal or mercantile. The Butlerian Jihad and CHOAM are evidence of this.

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@DakDread @duborges Because so odious are artists to God that there can be no end to their just punishment.

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@nosilverv "And I'm giving her a 6/10, closer to a 5 than a 7."

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@Calibaneur The children yearn for the matchmaker.

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@VDAREJamesK A regular dog would give her the ick.

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@ReduxxMag Germans really only have two modes.

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@queersocialism “Of all the great national heroes and statesmen of history Lincoln is the only real giant. Alexander, Frederick the Great, Caesar, Napoleon, and even Washington stand in greatness of character, in depth of feeling and in a certain moral power far behind Lincoln.” -Tolstoy

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@edzitron @egregirls This product will make over one hundred sorbillion dollars in sales.

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@arthoefootjob Making jokes about how Justin Bieber was secretly a girl was the height of comedy in elementary school.

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@quantian1 This is a Picasso of lower-middle class aspirational spending. "Outback Steakhouse? What's the special occasion? None? And you're getting it delivered!? TWO BLOOMIN' ONIONS!?"

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@ProfNoahGian @williamlegate Take solace in the fact that you're not famous enough to have a Wikipedia article with an Early Life section.

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@anarchoboognish This is the anarchist theory of Mutual Aids.

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@growing_daniel I remain vigilant that Facebook doesn’t get to stay after changing its name, so it should be AANG.

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@ChristineHillCo @ofreacharound @bog_beef Apparently, diversity and inclusion don't apply to the neurodivergent.

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@Howlingmutant0 Isn't what's happening to the Crumbley parents collective punishment? Unabashed, unsubtle collective punishment?

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@queendurag The classic Chinese novels, written by authors who probably never once saw a white person, all contain these elements in spades.

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@RepMikeCollins How do I vote for you from a different state?

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@thechosenberg The American Dream for young men is charming a woman on a dating app by saying “ayo fr no cap” or whatever cursed mouth sounds are in vogue and then living parasitically off her for the rest of his life.

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@theangeleverly “How curious that there is something at all instead of nothing at all,” I muse to myself, after being thrown out of the theatre for nutting.

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@ArmandDoma The idea of a paramilitary pledging allegiance to Joe Biden may just be the funniest one ever.

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@awprokop She also renamed herself.

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@AutismCapital If you ever want to know what a tech team should look like, it's this.

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@whstancil Have you asked Kaguya?

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@gamerdotweb @libhawkish Fraud must be intentional. You cannot be convicted if you did it by accident.

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@shauseth "nooo vectors must have a direction" mfers when I show them <0, 0, 0>

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@ArmandDoma That's not true. I called Joe Biden a fascist dictator and my mom came into the room to bring me chicken tenders.

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@greentexts_bot A lot of “trad” women are trying to compensate for being town bicycles in the past. It’s all an act; once she locks someone down, she’ll go back to being who she actually is.

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@judeblay Perhaps you could try being at peace somewhere else.

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@daunt_lys DM here. I always make sure to have Tieflings be the irredeemable low-life’s that they are in every one of my campaigns.

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@ichthys30 "This workplace is far too white!" "Aren't you white?" "No, I'm actually Jewish."

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