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I believe in Dow 40K. Lead Software Engineer - FinTech. Former Spook Contractor, @microsoft , Nuclear Weapons Engineer, MQ-1 Analyst. @plasticsoldier .bsky.social

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Suppose Biden signed a law saying that every unmarried couple that's been dating for more than two years must either get married within three months or be given one-year long restraining orders against each other. What percent of those people do you think would get married?
Less than 25%
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@CaseyNewton My legal advice is to not work for a company that makes engineers do their own legal work.
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@ABC7 Have they made it legal to build homes yet?
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@ConnorMMalbeuf @cbouzy Abolish Florida.
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@Renee_Reality27 @KTLA > They are just too expensive for people to lease! That is what a housing shortage looks like.
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@phildstewart They can quit the UN Security Council at any time.
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@Joyce_Karam If Erdogan dies, do we expect that to hurt or help him in the election?
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@mildred_florsh This is a good thing, though. The problem is on your end.
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@timotheeology Grant won when they actually fought.
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@AlecStapp Shinzo wins from beyond the grave.
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@evilvillain1231 Have you considered paying for your car?
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@CartoonsHateHer You just don't understand how hard it is to survive on a mere half million dollars. After paying rent on my 6-bed Manhattan apartment and sending my four kids and three dogs to private school, I barely have enough to feed my crippling Warhammer addiction.
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@vanillatary You ask a Nazi where they got their tattoos and go there.
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@Meansurphy1 @SkyNews It's an anti-Muslim thing.
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@lillybilly299 Yeah, turning your relationship with a guy into a low-effort friends-with-benefits thing is the opposite of what you should do if you want a guy to lose interest.
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@Upper_Managemnt @vanillaopinions Not all sex work is illegal, though.
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@TrueSlazac It's also funny because America's oil and natural gas sector is bigger than Russia's entire economy.
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@Boumboumfr @GaryWinslett @tobinjstone That is what American food is.
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@Tectonicphoto @GaryHershorn @nyclandmarks No
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@YugoslavMaoist The livestream was better.
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@DerekPutin Randall Munroe is cool actually.
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@ElsaSkold @scottlincicome Build more homes, then.
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@thechosenberg > "I've also had a few mental health challenges in the past few years." I think I found the problem.
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@gaslightyourmom You'd love food if you just tried any of MY culture's food.
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@sfstandard Sounds like a them problem.
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@GaryHershorn This seems like a you problem.
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@georgesondylan5 @cigugly @Ebcjpg1 He kept it real.
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@vanillaopinions You don't mean sex workers, do you?
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@tomrade_ Gotta keep the dirt clean.
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@jdcmedlock It's not that quiet if it's in the Wall Street Journal.
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@An_Aria_Blooms He's run for the seat four times in two years.
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@MuellerSheWrote Is that a crime that Trump can be arrested for before November 2024?
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@powerbottomdad1 "50% of marriages end in divorce" factoid is actually just a statistical error. The average person gets 0 divorce. Divorce Georg, who lives in Las Vegas & gets divorced every week, is an outlier and should not have been counted
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@thechosenberg I would just pay all of it and make it clear that I consider her a sugar baby and not a girlfriend.
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@cantaloop888 @reddit_lies What's the point of having kids if you're going to mistreat them?
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@xavierjp__ The best leader Turkey has had in centuries.
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@DjsokeSpeaking It's going to be hilarious if Democrats win the House with 15 votes in New Mexico.
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@MrTomDawson @BlighttownNIMBY @detachment_red @TheOculusOnline They have a daughter???
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@curaffairs @Chasten Normal people don't have a problem with that.
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@centristmarxist @mal1_j Getting a good contract *is* class war. Read a book, please.
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@YWNReporter Just give them ATACMS.
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@alloenzyme A cocktail. One part misogyny. One part racism.
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@CatoEdwards We know you don't actually care about people eating junk food, though.
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@JimBethell @Iamayoungchild That's what happens when you search for porn.
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@fitnessfeelingz Isn't being stuck as a forever girlfriend until you're a spinster more common?
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@Sammy_Gems @NewtyButt @Fastninjamicha1 @WokeVTuberLs @Yeenie_Mcbeenie As a superior man, Dio simply had to be the superior sexuality.
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@CollieYimby Does anyone actually like dropshippers?
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@jeslantsov What even is the conspiracy? That Biden did something that he thinks would make him look good during the holidays?
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@igorsushko How will they know which criminals they should shoot and which are their bosses?
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@EubanksAndrew @USNavy The Navy doesn't need people who are only out of prison because of their political connections.
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@dirtbagleft1 This is good, actually.
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@SocDoneLeft He isn't Ukrainian. He's just some foreigner who decided to make a nuisance of himself in a warzone.
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@thechosenberg I noticed all of the other answers I might give were already given so I had to push the envelope.
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@AinsleyCY You jealous?
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@Empty_America Wasn't skinny-dipping a coed thing?
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@blackberryblunt @twinkdefcon @__femb0t America has nothing to do with East Asia being East Asian.
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@ItsQueenCFox We could easily spend more on America, but racists keep voting Republican.
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@aalsaid54 Count the stars.
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@stillreezy @ksadjadpour Symbolism can be strangely powerful at times.
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@ItsQueenCFox There's no need for tradeoffs. We could easily spend (and should) more money on Ukraine and America.
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@WizGargalon @PopCrave @LizBennettIowa It's a bigotry thing.
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@SkyNews The future of France.
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@MLConklin Where did you get your words?
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@BasedMikeLee @kishida230 As an American, I'm happy for Alkonis to stay in Japan as long as they want him.
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@MBBeachGeek @conorsen No, oil was artificially high to help Republicans in the election, but they screwed it up.
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@Redpzole That's the Civil Rights Act.
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@ProfDavidFields If you increase the supply curve by relaxing zoning, the equilibrium will move to a lower price. Glad I could help you with this.
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@MEASeybold I'm hoping the FTC sues him into the ground for breaking the consent decrees and takes the company.
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@nyer2k @PaulSkallas Why the fuck would it be $2000 a week? You can get a prescription over a video call and it's not like shipping pills to Brooklyn costs more than Ohio.
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@Euan_MacDonald I kept hearing Russians say Ukraine would invade Belgorod, but I assumed they were lying.
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@perfim4x Only black people have phones?
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@yonni162 @Bayoposting It's Krampus.
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@nise_yoshimi That wasn't a professor. That was Horatio Nelson.
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@dotorii_muk Absolutely wild how much Imperial Japan has been rehabilitated on the left these days.
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@DRO_oDR @eigenrobot @sleb_iF I'm about to die from third-hand embarrassment.
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@darthjamaul @DavidErif @Aaron_____Davis @DrWallkick The brainworms have gone too far.
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@zinniaa_2 Make a cardboard cutout of Chad.
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@nypost > ‘There’s no point in driving’ Then stop driving.
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@cgarciae88 It's a joke.
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@worldofreel They should split it into two movies and release them both on the same day.
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@RiverTamYDN Where is India hiding the other 499,999 Ramanujans?
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@LinkofSunshine This is liberal praxis.
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@CartoonsHateHer @Pete_Monahan_JD We know about that.
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@outherebrothers @IncelsCo Liking this comic is the kind of thing that the prosecution will present as evidence.
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@emmagf What's the downside?
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@christianbrits I'm a YIMBY for burgers.
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@selladorre @FeralPHunter You break it, you bought it.
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@opinonhaver Keep them in a medically, I mean magically, induced coma?
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@goblinodds > attractive therapists are more effective, bc u naturally want to impress them This is why sex workers make the best therapists.
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@jmrphy Did you take another marijuana gummy?
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@JeremiahDJohns Discourse summarized:
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@IamCataruto The Houthis don't have that kind of money.
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@rSanti97 An absolutely cursed country.
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@CartoonsHateHer Why do moms give themselves such weird expectations?
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@GwenithMillie @north0fnorth I'm fine trying to reduce the amount of sober people driving as well.
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@trumwill I will never forgive the Zoomers for bringing back age-gap discourse.
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@jewstein3000 If you "make less than $10,000" and are using DoorDash, I simply assume you're hiding your income.
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@mcpli Pelosi needs to invoke Amendment 14, Section 3 to kick out the insurrectionists.
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@NapervillePol I'm currently volunteering as an election officer in Arlington and turnout is higher than expected.
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@CathyYoung63 @ijbailey > You think slave traders inquired about the skills of the people they sold? Yes, routinely.
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