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@nothenrywinter

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I’m Just Really Happy In My Headspace And I Hope They’re Happy In Theirs. And, uh, you know, uh...I'm The Eldest Boy. 100% Trolling.

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@nothenrywinter
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@LifeOfNapaul @PhilJones4 Your the guy he was talking about, drinking flat pepsi and eating a pot noodle in the spare bedroom aren't you? Guy is a multi millionaire Premier League winner, enjoy having your little snide comments.
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@NOELY1982 Fucking hell, imagine that, actual cars on a road. “Get out of our way, peloton dads on tour” nobs.
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@szmopb Anyone watch Henderson v Liverpool in the league at Old Trafford 2021 knows he's not up to the job....
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@TukaLetura I'll always remember Rashford cooking him into retirement in the derby...
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@AdamJoseph____ Well sourced journalism....🤢 since when has being a fan channel and aggregator been classed as journalism? That a 3 or 4 year University course?
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@SarahSarahf573 @KensingtonRoyal Can you be a bridezilla if you aren't the bride? Anyway, other than that you seem a very well rounded and reasonable individual.
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@MUFC_redarmy99 Two of the worst ever deals got done last years summer window, Grealish and Lukaku for the thick end of £200m. And nobody mentions it. Same as nobody mentions £80m for Nunez aka Juan DeCarroll.
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@TheAthleticFC It's not fucking Eurovision love, inviting Australia to compete as a gimmick. Two different footballing federations for a start....not to mention European clubs wont want to fly to Saudi midweek...
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@Kaus_Pandey17 I remember this....Maicon's retirement party, right?
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@Emanxamilius_ Took him off against Liverpool in the cup. Took him off against Coventry. Took him off against Burnley and got booed. Can’t win.
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@AbsoluteBruno Mate. Have a day off, I bet you can’t even name every captain of the last 30 years.
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@TimesSport Lucky Citeh didn't have all those billions back then because young Marcus would be there...St Bede's is the private school all Citeh academy go too, much better than Ashton on Mersey...his mum would have gone for that....
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@SantiAFC1994 @DieHard_Utd because these aren't actual United fans wo live in real life and go to real life games.
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@AngelaB58812159 @AndyMitten @GNev2 Sorry? Club have bent over backwards to accommodate him since he came back, preferential treatment, time off for family issues this summer...never mind £500k a week. His performances haven't warranted any more game time than he's had. He's well off it...can't complain
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@PureRoyKeane @VinnieJones65 Man, to be fair we shouldn’t be praising Roy for being a machine here, we should be calling out Jones and Fashanu for being absolute awful players who resorted to assault on the pitch. The “tackle” on Eric is a disgrace. Sunday league stuff.
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@Silhouett3Yrome 5 a side stuff. Come short, turn and then try and dribble though half the team. When you lose it just stroll about.
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@StretfordPaddck I really hope we go to Anfield in a few weeks and absolutely destroy them. This guy's a clown.
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@markgoldbridge Senegal are the African champions mate. Morocco just got into the semis. Every team at the tournament is “decent”. That’s why fine margins like Kane’s penalty miss are magnified. And who’s this elite coach you think is just out there waiting to be phoned about the England job?
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@ExtremeFightz @fightesss those punches when he's got the guy on the ground look weak AF.....
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@thediyora Unless the Marmalade sandwich was laced with spice, smack or a crisp £20 I'm not sure 90% of the homeless in Manchester would thank you.
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@orange_peelbeef Honestly, it’s a huge disappointment. Really poorly written, no joined up thinking to the series that it precedes and the casting is an insult to the original actors who played Paulie and Silvio.
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@Lawton_Times Wait, they named the stadium after Wiz Khalifa? Didn't realize he was that big a star in the Gulf....
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@ManUnitedZone_ @TimesSport Ah, what does Chiellini know, he’s only won 9 Serie A and a Euros. He can’t judge a fellow CB, only the top reds on twitter can do that.
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@dannyschof81 Haha. “Made enemies at Newcastle and City today”. Thought Jim was pretty complimentary about City tbf, Newcastle just desperate to be noticed. Newcastle desperately trying to create a bit of rivalry with big clubs. Your rivals are in Sunderland lads, nobody else cares.
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@TheDevilsDNA Agree. The soccer aid comment from an ex pro about a player like Casemiro is so poor. He’s in a bad spell, let’s be clear. But to say he’s a bad role model for young players is bizarre. Manger has name checked him Varane, Bruno as setting standards in training.
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@LiquidatorPod @FabrizioRomano No man, he just found his level. Serie A is like the Jr Varsity to the Premier league’s Varsity. Where else can Lukaku look like Prime Drogba then come back and be prime Brian Deane….
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@SkySportsPL Like any of this lot have a clue........
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@Ankaman616 76 appearances in 7 years at the club.....zzzzzzz
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@_Zeets “I’ve had the time of my life…no, I’ve never felt this way before….” Brokeback Dirty Dancing…
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@UtdEra_ Wonder if Ramsdale was in the dressing room having a tantrum for not keeping a clean sheet today now the cameras weren’t rolling? Doubtful.
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@TheAthleticUK Shaw hasn’t played in how long, Grealish is playing like a traffic cone, Philips isn’t playing full stop. But of course GS picks on form….
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@TenHagBall_ @GNev2 @Carra23 Nah. They went out for beers with Poch after he was in MNF a few seasons back. They won’t grill him, he’s a mate.
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@StretfordPaddck Nice to have players at the club who see it as a privilege and an opportunity to put on the shirt. Not treat the club like a cash cow and act like they are doing it a favour by actually playing.
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@SmnLlyd5 How is this fair and balanced? Should have been done across every fixture this weekend for parity, ref and players going to behave differently if they know they are being recorded. United should object.
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@OddsOnFPL Did he answer any of these, especially the Qatar ones? He looked a proper bell end when that went south...
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@StoolFootball I'd have had Carmen Electra or Kate Beckinsale on mine........
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@SkySportsNews I think somebody had actually just farted and they were covering their noses...
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@i_huoma @nocontextfooty His mum doesn’t even believe that. Stop talking whatever drugs you are using.
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@SadioIogist Look at FSG treatment of Mookie Betts. Second best player in baseball and trade him rather than pay him what he’s worth. Wouldn’t be surprised if they do the same here if the contract impasse becomes even more entrenched.
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@Utd_Olly15 Ashley Young won a Serie A title as well. What’s your point?
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@footbalIfights Squeaky scouser well and truly on the hook....love it
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@SunlightShine55 @TheCinesthetic He only looks at Greg like that now....
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@CFC_Janty How many of those goals by Salah resulted in points? Bournemouth 9-0 he filled his boots, same as when they beat United. Get loads of goals when your already winning 4-0, Lukaku’s favourite trick that.
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@SamWallaceTel Isn't that the point of these gestures, that their is something at stake and some risk of repercussion? FA been bullied yet again while preaching from Mount Pious. Joke
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@TimesSport @allyrudd_times Well why don't you buy them out Alison if you are so concerned?
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@SouthSiderKB @HumansNoContext Or maybe she does realise but is that vain she doesn’t want her perfect locks squished up against the seat and getting messy?
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@UTDMarcel Yeah, I'm sure Harry would trade all those goals, his WC golden boot and Euro 2020 final appearance for a Carabao cup. Johnny Come Lately United fans banging on about the league cup, in the good old days that cup was an afterthought for blooding youngsters.
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@AbsoluteMuppett @Malachians I’d pay twice the price of the Joshua v Usyk fight to watch Keane vs Agbonlahor for 3 rounds.
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@theopenbook2 I'm confused, how can anyone have a spare copy of this book when it has been heralded as the fastest selling non fiction book of all time? Although calling it non fiction may be a stretch.......
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@United_Keane23 Took over a Barca team that had won the CL 2 years prior. A Bayern juggernaut coming off a treble. Man City just won the league under Pellegrini then invested heavily….you saying pep only takes jobs at front runners?
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@Htdvb11 @ClaraFHandley @Chelsearory Worst German team of all time was in Euro 2000…Worst Italian team too. Everyone Italy beat on the way to the final must have been dogshit then eh?
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@nigella_i5e I particularly enjoyed the part where it was alleged they weren't invited to events because they have a rep for being serial leakers....Who'd of thought! And also, getting snubbed for Brooklyn Beckhams wedding...alarm bells!
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@007Name @CHAMP1ON_M1N @MUFC_redarmy99 Ferguson got to four finals in that time, lost two agains the greatest club side of all time. Between 92 and 97 had to deal with three foreigners rule which didn’t exist in the old EC. Liverpool have a good record in Europe. Enjoy your success.
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@BillyMeredithMU You gotta give a lot of hand jobs to have hands like that at 19. Just saying.
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@KeaneReactions @GNev2 @Carra23 Neville with the trademark schoolboy run when he celebrates!
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@WayneRooney @TimesSport Some of the comments on here man, absolute clowns. Top scorer for United and England and most talented player of his generation offers his opinion and people are trying to shout him down. He’s right, something drastic needs to change in this United squad…..
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@mbappe2un @UTDTrey Ramos? Mate, you ever heard of Xavi or Iniesta?
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@JonathanShrager I'm sure this means a great deal to him.
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@jimwaterson He needs to watch out, she knows Grant Mitchell........
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@BornAKang Anyone else think this damage was done way before and the poster just added the note and chocolate for a viral vid? I mean looks a lot of damage to do if one car is parking and the other in stationary.
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@jasebyjason I just looked at my wage slip. Didn't see the "Royal Family" deduction. Jusy PAYE and NI....
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@CR7sLegacy Wrong. Fergie didn’t pick him in the last game to spite him. Where’s the 11 league goals plucked from? Had his best ever season goal scoring after Ronaldo & Tevez left. Legend because he’s club all time scorer.
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@fernemccann hope it gets cancelled
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@EduardoHagn Sorry, but when they played City Gabriel and Saliba were really sub standard. Can’t claim to be the best in the league, let alone Europe, when they go hiding in the biggest game of the season to date.
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@90sfootball This was a proper tie between two heavyweight teams. All this talk Pep last week it used ot be easier to win the CL than now....please. Having to go through Inter, Juve and Bayern to win it, not to mention Barca in the group. Magnificent.
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@Manutd_addicts Nowhere did they say that. They said they have a decision to make on his future.
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@UTDPatron Yeah, Simon Jordan is the oracle of all knowledge for football ownership. I mean it's not like he took Crystal Palace into administration is it? Not been involved in football since 2010. A lot has changed since then.
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@StretfordPaddck @MrStephenHowson Not on United fan who’s witnessed the Pogba and Ronaldo pettiness first hand wants any part of this chancer.
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@axar_H @indicejnr @UTDTrey not coming on against spurs, non sanctioned interview....Uniteds legals had him by the balls hence why hes gone with no cash...
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@topgent007 @RICH__UTD @ManUtd Do Chelsea play tonight in the Champions League?
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@footballontnt That hat is an abomination. Weird pair these two.
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@buckfastbadlad It’s not the final we wanted, but it’s the final we deserve.
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@TraMufc Wembley is awful. Stadium bowl is too shallow so any noise created just evaporates, fans aren't close enough to the pitch. And it's starting to look shabby, not to mention the access is just terrible. Old Trafford should be refurbed & kept a football only stadium. No multi use
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@StretfordPaddck How much stock people seem to put into "sources close to him"......
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@Magnifico778 why is it criminal? nobody asking you to pay it are they? Bet you weren't crying when they were paying Ronaldo £575k per week were you. Melt.
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@BBCMOTD Everyone forget they got slapped 5-0 by Arsenal at a canter a week or so ago.,,,,didn’t look like a legit outfit then….but beating an on the beach WHU makes them serious players…..pfft. Please.
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@D4rkknight47 @TheGumFairy @GNev2 The woman is having Chemo every week. You think getting on TV is her priority?
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@BillyMeredithMU @ZiniFutbol Di Maria as a LCM. Hated it, hence why he went asap.
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@Realaldo474 Always enjoy watching the clip of @Realaldo474 before the UCL final laughing at Real with their "placcy flags" etc. Before being humbled.
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@UtdDistrict @lauriewhitwell can't beat a bit of negative reinforcement, especially at the elite level.
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@FabrizioRomano @AbsoluteChelsea Shifting onus onto the previous regime.....pre season was when, July? We're in February, days away from March, had a Winter World Cup and have 8 players in the squad singed in January...but a bad pre season is to blame?
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@BBCSport Need more of this energy form some PL managers when it comes to horrific VAR/Ref decisions of the last few weeks.
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@Witterbird84 @SkySports TBF glad this has come from a female so the misogyny /male chauvinist argument isn't immediately thrown into the ring. #IzzyChristiansen just not up to level you expect from a major broadcaster for a cup semi final. Sounded like a work experience student had got hold of the mic..
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@NotoriousJMFG Sorry but season 3 fell off a cliff........
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@JayMotty Of course Phil ain't going to say anything, two peas from the same pod, super injunction, work experience lad,...it's all out there...
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@babybropatto @thetimes Do they not have private schools in other countries? Are they all sick?
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@troberts94 @StretfordPaddck Get yourself down to Edgeley Park...they've got a sugar daddy you can salivate over.
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@PoorEPLreferees Why is the GK a Peaky Blinder?
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@TeleFootball @TelegraphSport What happened to respecting the officials/decisions?
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@BBCSport Lad just got to Benfica, who were brilliant in the CL group stage. Why would he want to leave to go to a struggling Chelsea when he can probably do another 18 months at Benfica before going to Barca or Madrid?
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@JayMotty Honestly it's a waste of time the PL hall of fame, when the most decorated player in its history wasn't in the first round of inductee's.
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@footballontnt Messi only played in 3 CL finals. Ronaldo played in 6, won 5.
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@FKokalas @FIVEUK @rioferdy5 @Carra23 He’s only scored against Sheriff, Omomia and Everton. 3 goals in 16 games, he’s lost a yard and played poorly when called on. That’s why he’s on the bench.
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@TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele Historic site? Has it got a blue plaque for the "I'd love it" post match interview because it's so culturally significant? Because not much else happened up there since WW2
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@StretfordPaddck Juranovic might be a decent shout as RB competition with Dalot for a sensible transfer fee?
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@AnnemarieDray Been watching too much peak Webber press conferences. Moaning because people didn’t try and out football Arsenal, playing to their own strengths instead. Melts.
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@SamWallaceTel I think the parties brought on board to handle the sales of both clubs point to them looking west rather than east for new ownership. Hedge fund backed consortium with a billionaire front man clubhouse leader?
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@JustMUFC_ @LewVisualss Go on then genius, who’s this best in the world CM you want playing instead of Eriksen?
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@MrStephenHowson €1M for a player with ZERO premier league appearances for Manchester United. Pre season hero. 20 & not getting a sniff off the bench, Kobi Mainoo getting more minutes at 18 says it all. EtH seeing him up close every day & moved him on.
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