miguel🐄 @itshemiii Twitter profile

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

6 months

every state ranked by how much it sounds like alaska

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miguel🐄

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3 years

this is still insane

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3 years

WHY AM I BEING PUBLICLY SHAMED THIS WAY

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miguel🐄

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2 years

never turn your back on him

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miguel🐄

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3 years

do you know how horny you have to be to voluntarily lose 100k on Too Hot To Handle. i'd be so anti-horny i raise the prize money. idk how they fuck it up

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miguel🐄

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1 year

i'd abuse the fuck out of the bat signal like mr. wayne they're overcharging me for this sandwich. kill them

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miguel🐄

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1 year

i'm crying live action simba really did not gaf

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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3 years

that pool noodle was white when the fight first started

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BREAKING: Five-year-old #LittleJosh has won the #JoshFight !

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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1 year

happy anniversary to this golden tweet

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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3 years

why do hackers tweet slurs and shit. if i hacked elon musk id say some shit that'd fuck up the entire stock market. the power to make capitalism crumble at my fingertips

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miguel🐄

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2 years

i am BEGGING my roommate to stop talking crazy online. he runs a stan account and if he gets doxxed i canNOT be collateral😭😭

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miguel🐄

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3 years

how people with no car pose for their license photo

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miguel🐄

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1 year

this is just pure evil...

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

11 months

seeing this ant smiling after so many instances of sadness brings such warmth to my heart

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11 months

white people dancing

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miguel🐄

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4 months

Drew like a dark, fucked up version of the mickey mouse mascot haha. Just a glimpse into my dark reality. A full stare into my twisted perspective would make most simply go insane lmao

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miguel🐄

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2 years

crazy how timothee chalamet and megan thee stallion have the same middle name

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miguel🐄

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4 years

goldilocks be like this bed is good but this one is bedder

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miguel🐄

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3 years

@KylePlantEmoji @bocxtop i'm standing for what i believe in

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miguel🐄

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2 years

NOOOOOOOOO

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

okay

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

the only way it works is if simba looks like this im sorry

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miguel🐄

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1 year

@kenjislav when the trajectory of your entire life is about to be permanently altered for the worse:

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

they should make the contestants listen to ben shapiro to drive off all sexual tension

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miguel🐄

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2 years

@grovymango

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miguel🐄

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3 years

he asked to pea on my body i said sher man

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@withjamienbread me and him are close like that

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

pov nobody loves u

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

the "even after he betrayed you 5 times??" comments are killing me

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

this app is unsalvagable

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miguel🐄

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2 years

he's making a tweet rn about his thoughts on the new taylor album. i'm done for

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

4 years

@bocxtop @elonmusk if i was elon i would simply respect pronouns

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

🚪oors in sco🚪 🚪e this 😭 🚪 🚪rough the d🚪 🚪 they go th🚪 🚪oby-doo lik🚪

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miguel🐄

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1 year

"uh oh spaghetti o's..."

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miguel🐄

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3 months

happy anniversary to this golden tweet

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

him: the govermet took away the 14th letter of the alphabet me tryig to hit: OOOOOOOOOO😭😭😭😩😩😩😞😞😭😭😭

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miguel🐄

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3 years

crying

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miguel🐄

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4 years

@bigots_owned his thread is amazing

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miguel🐄

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3 years

@LilNasX in the KidzBop version lil nas x actually put more swears than in the original and then recited a demonic ritual at the end

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

this basically means it's 50x harder to go viral, to spread information, to get gofundme traction, basically anything, for anyone unwilling or unable to pay for twitter blue

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

6 months

@lilvanhooters this is only faction 3/17 there's 16 more circle gc's

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

@tweetertourist "this bitcoin shits boring now"

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miguel🐄

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1 year

@adrinicole02 @fancycowboi

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 months

they need to model an emoji after her

kiwikinz!! O.o

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2 months

where is This stupid fuck going 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

@BitchBiBye wait they kick you off the show for not being horny😭😭

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

rip to everyone who's gone through quarantine without an SO i couldn't imagine what that must be like you're all so strong

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@bladeefan2222 elon's just doing shit atp

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

@nonbinarybooty everyone was so bitter like she and her husband seem happy and the activity seems nice. people are just envious or don't have relationships where they could see themselves satisfied with their partner's presence

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

@VaporArtlol if a hacker sees my tweet and decides to destroy capitalism instead of being racist gn i see it as a plus

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@coolmathgame_ it's really over

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@PhilippRossmann i have 2 pet cats who i can actually tell when there's terror in their eyes

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@baehisn he looks mildly discomforted at best

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

@pollen196 one day albert'll say "RATIO" when he's in a fight and wonder why nothings happening

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

@itszaeok LITERALLY

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miguel🐄

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2 years

@holeliker l-like.... y-you want t-to... do *it* 0_o

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

the way my grandpa reacts to losing kills me

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miguel🐄

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4 years

why @wendys should follow me :)

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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1 year

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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3 years

got my mom new wine glasses for her birthday and she shook the box to see what's inside

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miguel🐄

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2 years

she's jeffin my bezos and it feels amazon

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miguel🐄

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2 years

currently experiencing an overwhelming sense of guilt

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miguel🐄

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4 years

@accidental_left a) i'd rather have this than homeless people b) once we solve the primary goal of homelessness, then more time and resources can be put into better infrastructure...

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

@makjako had days of preparation and falls behind each time

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

3 years

dr seuss had the right idea when he just made words up. nothing rhymes with orange, you say? holy shit look at that. a fucking badoobaforenge

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miguel🐄

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3 years

i'm actually deleting the internet

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miguel🐄

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3 years

@pollen196 i don't care for ants but this is evil

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miguel🐄

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3 years

@elelopsart ok now i'm starting to think he's satire because there's no way this is someone's thought process

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

1 year

@Shlimeszn1 it's just a generally agreeable statement

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

4 years

6 when he sees 7

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@realDonaldTrump

4 years

STOP THE COUNT!

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miguel🐄

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11 months

@SaeedDiCaprio ur order gets cancelled after one seasoning

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

also don't check hidden it's today's wordle spoilers

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miguel🐄

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@notstorybyleo

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miguel🐄

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@bocxtop 100k is life changing

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miguel🐄

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1 year

germany:

BBC Eurovision

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Say hello to all of our incredible Grand Finalists! 🙌 #Eurovision2023

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

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@nonbinarybooty how do they not feel perverted or disgusting that's so awful...

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miguel🐄

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miguel🐄

@itshemiii

2 years

as a bisexual teenager, i often found myself having to express who i was through other forms of art and crafts. thats why this month, i'm teaming up with Hobby Lobby,

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miguel🐄

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this was my magnum opus