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Mervin

@holeliker

2 years

hey sugarlump....

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Mervin

@holeliker

2 years

is that…. *gulps* your pussy…

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@holeliker

2 years

his ass is not reading

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@holeliker

2 years

an italian guy named Ed Eddineddi

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@holeliker

4 months

who fucking put the twink thing over my avi

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#chiscara

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@holeliker

1 year

wow, another wooden ball. would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there.

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@holeliker

3 months

*staring at your plate* wow, ive never had that before… that looks really good… i wish i could try that… ive never had that before…

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@holeliker

2 years

*drunk texting you* come to the park. i’ll push you on the swings.

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@holeliker

2 years

“piss?” bro we’re men. it’s called going potty.

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@holeliker

4 months

a maiden so fair she got me saying shit like “it shall be done” 😭

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@holeliker

5 months

this is what i should see in my replies. take notes.

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@holeliker

10 months

dude… we’re in 8th grade. the griddy is gay now… got it?

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@holeliker

6 months

my pet bat always rushes to greet me when i get home

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@holeliker

2 months

your hip to waist ratio makes you look fertile asf today, bro…

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@holeliker

2 years

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

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@holeliker

1 year

im a 9/11 last responder, i just arrived on the scene today. looks like it’s already been taken care of

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@holeliker

5 months

they’re moving me to a bigger enclosure today since i’ve gotten so big and strong.

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@holeliker

2 years

On a long drive. Gonna accuse my girlfriend of random shit until she cries.

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@holeliker

2 years

me when the found me

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2 years

her: you better not be playing that lithophone when i come over me:

Archaeo - Histories

@archeohistories

2 years

Archaeologist Dr. Jean-Loup Ringot specialized in prehistoric music demonstrates a Lithophone. © The Archaeologist #archaeohistories

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2 years

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2 years

worst babies i have ever seen in my life

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@dogmatic_shorty

2 years

why are gigantic twin babies born to tiny white women a trend on tik tok rn

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1 year

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@holeliker

5 months

the other monkeys: he’s… different, bro… just like always on some odd shit. we just try to be nice to him me discovering fire: *putting my hand to my chin, considering my discovery* the other monkeys: see, he’s just fucking strange bro

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@holeliker

2 years

Yea baby yeah + shagadelic baby + wait a tick + naughty + behave.

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@holeliker

3 months

this is what happens to me in my life EVERY DAY

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@chillextremist

3 months

Leave him alone

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2 years

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5 months

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@holeliker

3 months

just another example of the constant abuse and bullying i face on this app, every day of my life i am tormented and picked on

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@holeliker

12 days

i have to ward off an encroaching darkness threatening my realm and then i can hang out after

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@holeliker

2 years

*hitting myself over and over* stupid stupid stupid

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@holeliker

3 months

@Discollaborator it looks so good… i wish i had some of that…

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@holeliker

2 years

she let me hit cuz i begged her

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@holeliker

1 year

i was just kidding when i said that weird stuff

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@holeliker

2 years

you used to call my on myself phone

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9 months

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@holeliker

2 months

quitting my job. i’ve been paid enough.

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@holeliker

1 year

Ganging up on my girlfriend with her parents and making her cry at the dinner table this holiday season ❤️

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@holeliker

1 year

this shit sound like the icecream truck

F✧REVA HAS A PROBLEM

@forevasznn

1 year

Y'all sat here and enjoyed this ? 😕

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2 years

this new drake got me wanting to suck some DICK😭

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@holeliker

3 months

backshots, frontshots, side shots, what about gunshots… like to the head…

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4 months

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@holeliker

2 years

my big flaw is that i make too much sense and im too coherent

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@holeliker

7 months

i fucking hate 8th grade

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@holeliker

5 months

im pretty sure i just killed myself

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1 year

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2 years

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@holeliker

3 years

nobody acknowledging the fact that the mortician gave grandma a fade and iced her out in the casket

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@holeliker

29 days

*starts jaking of*

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@holeliker

2 years

are you ready to be nice to me

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@holeliker

4 months

@sexysexysexymom i fucking can’t

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Mervin

@holeliker

2 years

imagine the love of your life just starts beating the fuck out of you

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Mervin

@holeliker

3 years

it's the same people hanging out in dracula's castle smoking his weed and drinking his 40s that put the stake in his heart

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@holeliker

3 months

every day life makes me feel all gay and retarded

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@holeliker

4 months

*touching the bruises across your shins from being a retarded clumsy bitch all the time* please stop… for me…

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@holeliker

2 years

do ladies even like it when your a vapire anymore

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@holeliker

2 years

are you guys ready to be nice to me

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@holeliker

2 months

just got molested by life

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Mervin

@holeliker

8 months

wait! i have something retarded to say!

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@holeliker

2 years

had a meltdown at my job and got fired

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@holeliker

2 years

never ask a wizard what's in his goblet

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@holeliker

6 months

dude, stop, five nights at freddys was cool last year but we’re in 8th grade now. it’s gay.

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@holeliker

2 years

how horny you gotta be to marry a girl

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@holeliker

2 years

someone keeps tapping my enclosure

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@holeliker

2 years

7th grade sucks i miss 6th grade so bad

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@holeliker

6 months

jaking of

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@holeliker

2 years

Yep. Screenshotted. Doxed. Canceled. Your life as you know it is over.

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@holeliker

5 months

growing up in the facility wasn’t all bad… i learned to control my powers unless i get really really angry.

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@holeliker

1 year

i eat about 3 to 4 calories in a day

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@holeliker

2 years

we weren't meant to live past 12 or 13

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@holeliker

3 months

as soon as i wake up i get touched on/molested by life

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@holeliker

5 months

a lot of you need to be nicer to me

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@holeliker

4 months

drinking away the autism

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@holeliker

2 years

im unlovable like a freak in a circus

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@holeliker

2 years

naming my boy son Truck and my girl son Air Jordan

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1 year

im literally not sorry for acting weird earlier

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@holeliker

3 years

dad in 2nd century china: "your back hurts cuz u always on that damn abacus"

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@holeliker

2 years

how horny you gotta be to befriend a girl

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@holeliker

2 years

@RaccoonDaily welcome to my world…

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@holeliker

1 year

I’ll never be popular… I’ll always be that swagged out loner….

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@holeliker

2 years

what about an italian restaurant called Fellatio’s

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@holeliker

10 months

in highschool i had biology with this chick and we’d goof off in class all day one day i smacked her ass cuz we were like dancing around in class and her boyfriend found out and caught me in the hallway talkin “dn’t smack my girl ass ever again and was like “my bad bro im gay”

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