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1 year

‘I think Weghorst is too tall to play in the Premier League. I just don’t see how this can work.’ #MUFC

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8 months

If that’s Casemiro there’s a 3 hour Sky Sports special on how criminal convictions need to be introduced into the Premier League

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1 year

Erik ten Hag and Sir Alex Ferguson enjoying a meal together🤩

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2 years

I fucking love him. #mufc

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9 months

If we manage these two properly, we could have two frighteningly good attackers on our hands👀 #MUFC

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1 year

Liverpool fans are saying Lisandro Martinez isn’t world class because he conceded 7 in a game. I guess at least they’re finally admitting Van Dijk isn’t world class… #MUFC

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11 months

Never forget the time Mings stamped on Zlatan, so he used his elbow to inflict revenge🤣 #MUFC

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1 year

In good times, Bruno Fernandes lets others take the credit. In bad times, he stands up and takes the blame. That’s a true leader. #MUFC

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1 year

Imagine at 18 years old having idiots in your own fanbase abusing you then 4 days later coming on to score at Elland Road. Elite mentality. 🇦🇷 #MUFC

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1 year

When Michael Carrick took over, Middlesbrough were 21st. They’ve just won again and are now only 4 points off 2nd. It’s unbelievable how well he’s done.👏 #MUFC

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1 year

Marcus Rashford before he goes to bed tonight… #MUFC

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10 months

The Fergie era isn’t over after all🤣 #MUFC

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1 year

In 2021, Paul Ince criticised Solskjaer’s coaching staff, saying ‘he’s got Michael Carrick- no coaching experience’. Earlier this season Carrick’s Middlesbrough beat Ince’s Reading 5-0 and now Paul Ince has been sacked while Carrick is making the playoffs. Karma. 👀

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9 months

Rasmus Hojlund is about to live his dream🤩 #MUFC

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1 year

Bruno Fernandes took the blame when Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was getting slated. He also made sure Rashford got the credit after the win against City. That’s very good leadership, but no one seems to be talking about it. #MUFC

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10 months

£98m for these two is good business.🔥 Two players who are significant upgrades, while being perfect for Erik ten Hag's philosophy. #MUFC

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10 months

Since leaving #MUFC at 35, Ashley Young has: -Won the league with Inter🏆 -Qualified for Europe with Aston Villa🔥 -Now joined Everton at the age of 38👏 Aged like a fine wine🍷

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1 year

Ander Herrera cried on the UTD Podcast when he was asked about leaving United. That right there is someone who adores Manchester United.❤️ #MUFC

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9 months

Hojlund, Mount and Onana aren’t just random players or big names. They’re players all signed specifically because they fit Erik ten Hag’s style of play. #MUFC are finally putting a managers’ philosophy over shirt sales.

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1 year

Forget all this Pedri, Gavi and Frenkie De Jong nonsense. This is the best midfield to wear a Barcelona shirt. #MUFC

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1 year

Michael Carrick wins manager of the month🎉 While Kieran McKenna makes Ipswich the first team to win 8 consecutive league matches without conceding, since #MUFC in 2009.🔥 Ole’s coaches are smashing it🤩

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10 months

Last year it was Alejandro Garnacho, this year it could be Kobbie Mainoo. And unlike previous years, I fully trust Erik ten Hag to manage him properly. #MUFC

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1 year

Erik ten Hag looking at his summer transfer budget… #MUFC

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7 months

Hannibal Mejbri ran more against Burnley than any #MUFC player in the last five seasons and pressed more than anyone in a Premier League game this season😮

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1 year

Ronaldo said in his interview, "The fans are always on my side." Not anymore. No player is bigger than the club. Back the manager. #MUFC

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10 months

It’s mid July and: ✅Mount ✅Onana 🔜 Højlund #MUFC are being efficient in the transfer window for the first time ever… 😮

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1 year

Casemiro’s reaction when Sabitzer asked if he needed help defensively🤣 #MUFC

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1 year

I still find it hard to believe we have Casemiro and he’s doing top tier shithousery at the Camp Nou.😍 #MUFC

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1 year

Looking forward to him showing off his Premier League medals with a can of Coke Zero. #MUFC

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1 year

Liverpool legend Jamie Carragher is still not over the 7-0 win against Manchester United 7️⃣😂

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10 months

🚨BREAKING!🚨 Mason Mount is in the #MUFC squad to face Leeds tomorrow, but Donny Van De Beek and Anthony Martial are out injured…

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2 years

Finally, the Pogba saga has drawn to a close. The Pogmentary is the final bit of proof that Sir Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho were right. #MUFC

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10 months

🚨 Manchester United have reportedly agreed personal terms with Sofyan Amrabat and are now in talks with Fiorentina to agree a fee. #MUFC (via @qn_lanazione ) Thoughts on this Reds?

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5 months

File this under “tackles that would’ve been red cards if a Manchester United player did it’ #MUFC

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3 years

Alex Telles might actually in a weird way be signing of the season.

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6 months

Fans applaud as Sir Bobby Charlton’s funeral procession makes its way from Old Trafford to Manchester Cathedral ❤️

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9 months

For years we’ve been signing strikers way past their peak as a stop gap. Rasmus Hojlund is a signing with a long term vision, at last the club are putting proper thought into transfers. #MUFC

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9 months

Wout Weghorst’s farewell message🤩 #MUFC

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1 year

Thank you, Veronique Rabiot. #MUFC

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1 year

If we beat Leeds 29-0 we go up to 2nd place…👀 #MUFC

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10 months

Never forget the time Leeds fans threw a coin at Elanga’s head and then had to watch on as Elanga secured the three points for United🤣 Elanga Road. #MUFC

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1 year

Cristiano Ronaldo's poster is being taken off Old Trafford #MUFC

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6 months

"Yeah, so I ended up having the last laugh with some MP from Ghana..."

Harry Maguire

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6 months

@JoySportsGH MP Issac Adongo apology accepted . See you at Old Trafford soon 🤝😊

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1 year

That win puts us: -5 points ahead of Newcastle👀 -7 points ahead of Spurs🔥 -15 points ahead of Chelsea🤣 -17 points ahead of Liverpool. 😳 -5 points behind Arsenal.👀 -1 point ahead of Man City. 👀 Mint that.

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3 months

🗣️Wayne Rooney: 'I was sad when Louis van Gaal left #MUFC . During the 2016 FA Cup final, his wife found out that Louis was getting the sack, regardless of the result. To be fair, he knew before the game, and then after the game, when we were having a party for winning, he was…

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7 months

Scott McTominay’s winner from the stands🤩 #MUFC

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9 months

We’ve spent £166m of our ‘broke budget’ of £120m… #MUFC

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3 months

Jose Mourinho’s Instagram tribute to Fellaini❤️

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2 years

"I've grown up playing for the academy and I love the club"❤️ @AdamMcKola caught up with Zidane Iqbal earlier today after the win against Melbourne Victory, here's what he had to say👇

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1 year

Ipswich have scored the most goals out of any team in England’s top 4 leagues. And their forwards coach is Lee Grant…👀 Misunderstood genius.🔥 #MUFC

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7 months

A common theme in the Beckham documentary is Gary Neville downplaying his own abilities. The truth is, he was f*cking mint. #MUFC

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10 months

Football is strange sometimes🤣 #MUFC

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1 year

Our manager ❤️

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10 months

-£20m for Elanga💰 -£20m for Fred💰 -£30m for Maguire💰 -£20m for McTominay💰 -£25m for Henderson💰 That's £115m from very feasible sales, that would fund Harry Kane. #MUFC

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1 year

-Managed Garnacho perfectly. -Had the nerve to drop the club captain. -Got rid of Ronaldo. -Made excellent signings. -Improved everyone. -Made Old Trafford a fortresses again. -Incredible big game record. -Has got us fighting in every competition. Erik ten Hag.👏 #MUFC

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11 months

🚨BREAKING🚨 The #MUFC megastore has been shut due to the #GlazersOut protests👀 🎥Jon Nield

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7 months

Ashley Young wore a black armband today out of respect for Cathy Ferguson❤️ #MUFC

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1 year

We’re going to have to do some serious rotation on the 22nd April… #MUFC

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1 year

Things you love to see😍

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11 months

Erik ten Hag’s speech was so powerful that it injured Martial’s hamstring💔

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1 year

Sir Alex Ferguson won the European Cup winners Cup with Aberdeen, beating Real Madrid in the final. To this day, that’s the only European final that Madrid have lost. #MUFC

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1 year

❌ Noel: “Pep changed football. Ferguson never did it in other countries.” 👀 Andy: “Pep needs to prove himself. I could’ve managed that Barca team.” Andy Goldstein & Noel Gallagher debated who’s better: Pep or Fergie?

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1 year

Kids these days will never understand how good Michael Carrick was…🔥 #MUFC

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1 year

Losing today was horrible. But it’s our first loss in 11 games. We’ve come such a long way under Erik ten Hag, and we’re only 7 months into the rebuild. Back the manager. #MUFC

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11 months

£50m plus Maguire and Scott McTominay for Declan Rice🔥 Who says no? 👀

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4 years

This squad @PaulPogba @NemanjaMatic 🤣 🤣 🤣 #MUFC

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11 months

Never forget that incredible Zlatan Ibrahimovic goal in the League Cup final and Sir Alex Ferguson’s reaction❤️ #MUFC

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1 year

Since the 6th November Chelsea have scored 6 goals. We’ve scored 50…🤣 #MUFC

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1 year

If Piers Morgan dislikes Ten Hag, that means we’ve got the right manager. #MUFC

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1 year

Has Ten Hag resigned yet? How can any Manchester United manager survive a performance & result that catastrophically dreadful?

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2 years

This was TODAY. The inconsistencies with VAR are a disgrace.

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4 months

We need to stop buying players from Dortmund... #MUFC

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5 months

Liverpool fans are moaning that we’re celebrating a draw…

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7 months

Hannibal got given a chance and he’s taken it. He’s applied himself perfectly and will definitely be a part of Ten Hag’s plans now… #MUFC

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11 months

Bring him home Erik.

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11 months

🚨🚨 - BREAKING: Edwin van der Sar is LEAVING Ajax! [ @MikeVerweij ]

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4 months

🚨Paul Scholes’ comment on Jesse Lingard’s post…

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1 year

25th October 2022: Michael Carrick is appointed Middlesbrough manager, who are 21st in the Championship. 15th February 2023: Middlesborough are in 3rd place, just 7 points behind the promotion spots. What a job he’s doing. 🤩 #MUFC

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2 years

Martinez and Casemiro when they heard Graeme Souness slag them off again🤣 #MUFC

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10 months

-12 years🤩 -8 trophies🏆 -2 Golden Gloves🧤 -4 Sir Matt Busby Player Of The Year Awards🎉 Thank you, David De Gea❤️ #MUFC

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1 year

Selling Aaron Wan Bissaka makes no sense. We’d get a maximum of £40m for him, and in the current market there’s not many players that are better than him. Keep him. #MUFC

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10 months

This centre back duo has 5 Champions Leagues, 3 Premier League titles and a World Cup👀 #MUFC

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5 months

Why didn’t Nunez get sent off for sarcastically clapping the linesmen then??!!

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1 year

This will be our last transfer window under the Glazer ownership

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11 months

Whatever happens tonight, we’ll always be the only English team to win The Treble without 115 charges of alleged wrongdoing.👀 #MUFC

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9 months

Rasmus Hojlund at Old Trafford on Saturday… #MUFC

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10 months

How much is Marcus Rashford worth in today's market? 🤔

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4 years

🤣🤣🤣 @Daniel_James_97

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9 months

Two reunions tonight 👀 #MUFC

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1 year

He’s started every game since he’s joined us in January. He’s not perfect but he’s always available and he works his socks off. He deserved that tonight. #mufc

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9 months

🚨BREAKING🚨 Fiorentina have lowered their asking price for Sofyan Amrabat to £21m! #MUFC [ @CorSport ]

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1 year

Marcel Sabitzer and Wout Weghorst are not the most glamorous signings, but they fit perfectly into Erik ten Hag’s system. The club is finally putting the system ahead of star names. 🤩 #MUFC

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3 years

Manchester United have won 100% of their games when Amad Diallo has been in the squad.

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10 months

Mason Mount is a fantastic signing. There’s a reason why every manager he’s played for has loved him. He’s a clear upgrade on Fred, Eriksen and McTominay, as well as being only 24. #MUFC

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9 months

I already love this man. #MUFC

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4 years

Evra looks like a broken man, this is probably the worst mood around the club I’ve ever seen #mufc

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3 years

Pogba on the main stage at Parklife with Burna Boy 🎪

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5 years

🐶♥️⚽ This dog loved @MarcusRashford 's goal for England tonight! 😂

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1 year

That’s the most devastated I’ve ever been about a yellow card

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3 months

Someone should’ve warned Douglas Luiz about dancing against United… #mufc

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9 months

It’s important to remember that Rasmus Hojlund is not a ready made striker. He’s still very young and very raw, we can’t heap too much pressure on him in his first season, let him adapt and develop. #MUFC

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1 year

Maybe we’ve got a new free kick taker… 🔥

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1 year

It was unthinkable after the 4-0 loss to Brentford that in January we’d be comfortably in the top 4 and in a cup final. Erik ten Hag has done an absolutely incredible job. 👏 #MUFC

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3 years

Nemanja Matic's post following the Ronaldo news... 😂

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