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Lorca Damon

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2 years

So when are we finally gonna admit it’s not the drag queens?

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@emilykmay I'm deadly serious, but have you asked any senior citizens? Many of them live on such meager SS that they might be happy to earn some cash, especially if you can pick them up and drop them back off.

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@pennierose @PrettiestFrog My husband kept leaving the delivery room while I was in labor because it was "icky" when the nurses checked me. My OB caught him in the hallway and said, "Leave that room one more time and I'm gonna punch you." I loved that Doc!

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Thinking about the time my autistic daughter got marked off on a spelling test bc we're in Alabama and the teacher called out, "Pallet." My kiddo wrote "pallet." The word was "pilot." Yup, I met with the teacher and got that fixed. Her accent isn't my kid's spelling error.

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5 years

@KaitMarieox It's shocking that there are literally zero positive comments on this post. There should at least be men from trailer parks offering to divorce their sisters for you. But nope.

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@reverhaus @ElijahSchaffer She’s actually wearing her required protective gear and securing the rig with safety lines… like she’s supposed to. The choads with no hard hat, no glasses, and no shirt shouldn’t be down there.

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Has anyone noticed a SHOCKINGLY high number of forced birthers and ultra-right-wing “Christians” all seem to “know somebody” whose fetus had Trisomy 18?

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4 years

@dontlookback888 @alexijielu DM me your address and I’ll be happy to try to order one shipped to you.

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3 years

@Bird92Enormous @sallyt Your vagina is obvious to the OBGYN, not your gender. Also, take note of the fact that the OP said the doctor introduced themselves. In case you've never done this before, a new gyno often meets the patient before they're undressed. Don't be a bitch, it's unnecessary.

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@DLoesch You literally looked into the camera and said, "Time's up." What, did you think you reminding journalists that they were taking the ACT and should put their pencils down now? Feckless c*nt.

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3 years

@jeremydlarson I think I win... this is literally for the farmer we all have to call when his cows are standing in the middle of our one road.

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@debby_cline @oneunderscore__ @kasie Except our current legal system sucks at holding men accountable for anything, especially child support.

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5 years

@dumbluck2010 @chadloder @MomOnFire Saw an explanation how we used to have patrol officers who "walked a beat." They knew the neighborhoods, the people, you'd see photos of them shooting hoops with kids or tying a shoe. Now, they're wanna-be soldiers armed to the teeth, and only there when there's a problem.

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@emilykmay It's literally our plan for when we're dead. We have a mentally disabled adult child who will live with her sister when we're gone, and sister is to hire a "granny-nanny" who wants to watch Wheel of Fortune all day for a steady monthly income.

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@Momsplaining101 @CheckFact @AdrienneRoyer No, dear. Go read the Cornerstone Speech, in which the vice President of the Confederacy himself stated 100% that it was about slavery. Signed, A Southerner

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@mayachanel___ @JusAire "Never forget that your lack of knowledge doesn't make someone else ignorant." --Me

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6 years

@DLoesch It's not. Your audience didn't hear anything you said between the lines. They heard "time's up" for journalists and quite a few other people. Words have meaning and power, and you abused yours.

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@vinn_ayy Great Value germ conglomerate

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6 years

@DLoesch So, what would it mean to you if all these outraged citizens began tweeting you, "Time's up, Dana," or mailing letters with those words? That wouldn't bother you? NOT asking if it's not alarming because you're pro-gun, I'm asking if that would seem like a threat.

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@gnuman1979 To all the “this is staged, someone is recording” folks, no friends. I live in Alabama. People do this here with alarming regularity. He set up his camera to capture their “cool” video and fell off his own boat instead.

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6 years

"I'm a school secretary" and #WithABuckFiftyAWeek I can save up for a bulletproof vest to protect me against the 15th school shooting this year. Should be coming up soon. @speakerRyan @ironstache

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5 years

Bill Clinton: I got a blow job in the Oval Office and then lied about it under oath. Donald Trump: Hold my beer.

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6 years

@the_chrisp200 @ananny @MJHaugen True. Issue is this jury had to decide between life in prison and the death penalty for a murderer. The reason for their decision is that he would get so much ass-play that we should kill him so he doesn't enjoy his life. They never would have decided this for a straight murderer

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9 months

Well, how’s your Sunday going? I didn’t have eugenics on my bingo card, but here we are.

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6 years

Keep it going. #WithABuckFiftyAWeek my children can have that dentist appt in 200 weeks, or two years. @speakerryan @ironstache #BlueTsunami2018

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@mayachanel___ @JusAire Really? It's a word. Try the dictionary.

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@sappenslyquill @Thinkythebrain @classicallyabby And didn't advocate for unregulated teen drug rehabs where the children were tortured.

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@DanielleMuscato @TammaraWebber I'd do all my grocery shopping at 9:01pm so I wouldn't be followed to my car, not told to smile in the store, not told (this one is so real it hurts), "You don't need to be eating all that, it's not good for you!" because I bought my kids some popsicles.

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@breast_meat @WildeMagnolias So, it's only okay to be disabled if they're wearing a giant sign that says they're disabled?

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@Omar_Ikbal @CupofJOE_ Are you impacted by this? Or do your formula factories not have ample output? And did you just get pissy about your country FEEDING STARVING INFANTS?

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@MahaliaSBM My autistic daughter wanted to wear her mascot suit.

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@godlywomanhood Pride and Prejudice was written by a woman who refused to marry anyone.

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@IMAO_ So, you got to make a choice to continue the pregnancy? No one forced you to terminate against your wishes and overturned an appeals court’s ruling? Weird how that works, huh…

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@ISASaxonists I was today years old when I learned she'd spent some time as a teenager in a Magdelene laundry. If anyone had the right to lash out at the Catholic Church, it was her. The fact that she was right is just even more haunting.

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@RealCandaceO No, bitch, no one said they can't "figure out" how to gather documents. I live in Alabama, where the state government CLOSED the DMVs--you know, where black people gather documents--in 15 of the 25 counties that voted for Obama. Fuck you.

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@migrama @aeson_dadon @_SJPeace_ I'm by now means a data expert, but it always seems to be Spanish-speakers targeted, too. If I were carrying on a fluent conversation in French, I think people would be pleasantly intrigued and not judge me as an illegal immigrant who doesn't belong here. It's disgusting.

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2 years

@blocktimusprime @doioweyoumoney “Have you called your grandmother to check on her lately?”

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@keith_nelms @GatorLenny THIS is the country of her choice, and she's raising awareness to make it better.

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@rockpoptart @TarheelKrystle Oh honey, KKKrystle can't read...

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@MunoStarchaser @cmclymer I’m busy photographing the menu board at the movie theater to show the plight of everyday Americans who just want an affordable snack.

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@veganFriedQueer @Sharyfff While also kind of making a mockery of every person of color whose had to stare down the barrel of a cop’s gun.

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@CynthiaNixon @sherryjones I'm a teacher in Alabama. It never crossed my mind that our Ed Sec owned a $40M boat, let alone ten of them. It makes me physically ill when I see fellow teachers going to their second jobs as waitresses or students who use decrepit textbooks.

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@rumeenate @ChefBigFine_ Um, there’s a lot of people here saying this sure did used to happen. What do you mean “used to?” Every Karen who called the cops on a black person for nothing knew their victims hadn’t done anything wrong! This is STILL happening.

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@emilykmay My AL town has a population of fewer than 23K people and I know THREE women whose husbands had secret families out of state. That's saying something.

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#WithABuckFiftyAWeek I can stop separating the ply on my toilet paper to make it last longer. @SpeakerRyan @IronStache

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@Charlie67830260 @LizMarieGhost @Bird92Enormous @sallyt Really? Then you’re a bitch. Now ignore me like you promised.

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I learned this morning that #WithABuckFiftyAWeek I can almost afford to join a teacher resource website to buy my own classroom teaching aids since the state doesn't always provide those. Thanks, @SpeakerRyan !

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@KenidraRWoods_ Let's also add, "Raise your hand if you're not protest voting or sitting it out because your favorite person isn't on the ballot."

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@tracyhut @Sarahchadwickk Even here in AL, my kiddo walked out with about 20 kids. The Government teacher came out, spoke to them about what it means to protest as an American, the school resource officer was there to ensure no students were breaking the law, and then class resumed!

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@KumagiNami @CurlyHairComedy And yet, if I’d wanted a tubal ligation at 35, I’d have to prove previous births and have permission from my husband. Sigh.

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@RevivalCare When people look at me funny in stores for masking, I always laugh and say, “Oh, don’t worry! I’m not sick! But I work in a hospital with so many really sick people. I just don’t want to spread anything to anyone!” It’s SHOCKING how fast they back up and say thank you.

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3 years

@LadyKymberlyn @GretaThunberg Now that you’ve been informed, you really should delete this out of respect. She wasn’t wrong, she was hilarious.

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#WithABuckFiftyAWeek I can finally start putting money in savings for retirement. When I retire in 40 yrs, I'll have $60.04. @speakerRyan @ironstache

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@soonertee1980 Don’t know any murderers, and assholes who use the word murder for abortion get blocked.

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@shiftyrazzy @haaohaoo @nowthisnews In the US, the police are specifically NOT allowed to walk up and demand your documents. It's one of our most basic freedoms, but sadly, it only applies to certain parts of our population.

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@FountainPenDiva The girls to her right are wearing the same team uniform. Where was their coach?! Either they’re just as complicit, or they saw and didn’t speak up because the racism is so ingrained in their country that they didn’t dare risk being penalized in the future to stand up for her.

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@shckldg Stop already! I’ve already bought my tickets, you don’t have to keep selling me on it!

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Unless anyone think I'm just a helicopter parent, getting a 100% on the spelling test meant no homework that week. Kiddo had perfect scores all year (due to hyperlexical autism) and was very unhappy!

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@cmmjjr @AriDrennen You've been going to the bathroom with trans people for decades, friend.

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@DarkKingZoro @haaohaoo @sarahlynn_eh @nowthisnews I think it was worse than that. The black man from LA was his excuse. He wanted that ID so he could find out what THIS man had charged against him since he "must" have a warrant for being black.

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@queerBengali @johnroderick I'm reading and rereading and looking for the part where he got up off his ass and patiently worked with his daughter on how to use it instead of repeatedly telling her to figure it out while she went hungry. Oh, and a can of baked beans is a shitty "meal" in the first place.

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@OuakamA @Olivia_Beavers @ppavnr No, those remarks were part of the official party platform. They're good with what she said.

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@AuthorLMDavis @melloftheball How is it you can afford an attorney but not a decent cover artist for your book?

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@wagatwe I lived in Italy for years. The racism against Africans was absolutely mind blowing. Good for this man!!!

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@Wonder_and_Live @AimingForADream Jesus literally said this, therefore they are the only two commandments I acknowledge. Are you loving God? Are you loving your neighbor AND yourself? Then carry on! You believe God is a universal spirit? Great! You believe God is merely humanity in a void? Also great!

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@oldredtree Here’s a pic I keep in my phone so I can tell people an emergency came up and I can’t do something. (It’s just my husband coming out of his colonoscopy, don’t worry.)

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@aeson_dadon @_SJPeace_ Even something a simple as a speeding ticket can affect your immigration status (NOT jumping to the conclusion that these two women in particular are immigrants...they could have been multi-generation Americans who happen to speak to each other in Spanish).

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5 years

@NitaLowey When did Israel become "the Jewish community?" it's a country, no different--better or worse--than any other.

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@JessPected So telling that he uses the words “men” and “females.”

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@rufusbrant See, everybody's dragging you for admitting you're bad in bed. Sadly, it's WORSE than that. You're proud of the fact that you don't think any woman who debases herself enough to have sex with you deserves to get any pleasure from it. Strong rapey vibe there, dude.

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There's an attack ad going around against @IronStache for falling behind on child support while he was unemployed. He got a job, paid it back, and moved on. Cannot wait until @SpeakerRyan knows what unemployment does to a person.

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@bebookled A) no one is allowed to touch me anywhere without permission. Should I wear a burqa if I’m allowed out if my house? B) my husband is only allowed to touch me when I permit it. This is a dumb analogy.

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@ShaunKing @MeritLaw All of the horrific details aside, since when is "bad attitude" a crime? I'm allowed to be shitty if I want to! She passed all the DUI protocols, there's no reason she wasn't bonded out immediately.

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Hey @SpeakerRyan #WithABuckFiftyAWeek I can wipe that smug-ass smirk off your idiotic face when @ironstache wipes the floor with you in November. THAT'S money well spent. #donate #BlueTsunami2018

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@novelistparty @dumbluck2010 @chadloder @MomOnFire That's such a wonderful story, and the kind of person I WANT to see walking up and down my street.

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@realDavidBJr @drantbradley She's not reassuring herself. She's making an incredibly poignant statement. Men THINK they just have to be better than "other guys" when in reality, they have to have something that improves her current happiness. It's a crucial lesson.

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@nw_christina @commondefense Yeah, because Washington was serving right beside them, unlike Bone Spurs O'Malley.

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@SecretsPng @darafaye @TravisCoSheriff “These days?” Please educate yourself. People who could die from peanut exposure aren’t new. Laws that make it possible for them to leave their houses are.

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@TJOlympus @iamharaldur @Delta Sounds like a “don’t fucking break my chair and I’ll be fine” problem. If Delta had unties your shoelace without you knowing and you tripped, would you blame Nike?

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@Tash_Stanton I've read these comments and here's what I want to see happen. I want experts at these events to have a giant name tag, preferably a comically-colored one, that they quietly retrieve from their pockets and pin to their shirts while the condescending fool is blathering.

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@BellanMelissa @shinaamari Your tweet reads in a very antagonistic way. Why did you feel like using "right?" at the end of your first sentence?

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@Charlie67830260 @LizMarieGhost @Bird92Enormous @sallyt I didn’t do fuck-shit to you. I don’t control other people on twitter and trust me, if I could, I wouldn’t waste that ability on a cum-stain bigot who hates trans people.

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@dr_lkb @slooterman Literally had a nurse tell me, “You’ll want to experience some pain to understand and remember the incredible thing you just did (giving birth).” No ma’am, the baby will be all the reminder I need!

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Okay, so #WithABuckFiftyAWeek was just my nice way of venting a little at the current state of affairs, but I'm tearing up with pride at the people who've shared just what it means to be disregarded by @SpeakerRyan and the GOP.

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@trista_jeanious @Ocasio2018 Why don't you and I both tell Jeff Bezos that he can spare one billion of his $100 billion, and then every waitress in America can have a raise?

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@ChrisDJackson Someone let Alabama’s Governor Meemaw know that this is how you’re supposed to greet the President when he visits your state. Then maybe you won’t hear upsetting news on CNN instead of by phone.

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@rgay @debbiemillman Careful. He’s liable to start punching your seat and the CEO of a major airline would take his side.

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Dear Christian Fundamentalists and Complementarians, You can't have it both ways. Either men are strong leaders and women must submit, OR men are giant babies who can't control their eyes, their lusts, their sex drives, etc. and we should NEVER submit to that. Which is it?

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@DudeConfirmed @Toms_Spectre @monkeycoffin EXACTLY. And even when it's proven that the cop put it there himself and the dept lied about it, oh well. Old news.

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@VincentLlewelly @enigmarkie @YarmondShore @WXII The only motivation for this is ratings. They put him on the show knowing that viewers would tune in, hoping to watch a slaughter. They don't go on to slaughter him, so it's nothing but a chance for him to feel better about himself.

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@jcsomerville @urbanthoughts11 Glad to hear you’re not a houseless person trying to find a place to rest.

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@bobsalpha1 @RadioFreeTom Yeah, because sitting back and playing nice on our moral high ground has really worked for us so far.

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@junejohnson @ShaunKing @MeritLaw Exactly. And the NJ woman who screamed at the police officers for pulling over her precious baby (a college student)...yeah, where were the charges on--ohhhhhh. She was white. Got it.

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@Charjo81 @0liviajulianna You mean like the 51% of patients who seek abortions were doing? Cool.

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@prehniite AUTHORS. DON'T. TAKE. ONE. BITTER. PERSON'S. ADVICE. WRITE. WHAT. YOU. LIKE.

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@CalesMcGinnis Even better: the judge was in his first year on the bench when he denied it. He is a former attorney with a background in law enforcement. No wonder he doesn't believe in protective orders for abused wives... #FiftyPercentOfCops

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@Clem_Fandingo @rachsyme Actually, a lot of people stood to make money off of her wearing these gowns, and now they won't. Everyone who works in the designers' houses to the people who actually would have made the upcoming season's lines would have benefited. I'm glad she did this.

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@_markjasper @BuzzFeed Sadly, it's @BuzzFeed . They'll congratulate her and give her a donut in staff meeting for generating all the clicks and trending talk.

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@BriannaShrum Blowing our Gen X minds: Kurt Cobain's daughter just married Tony Hawk's son. Michael Stipe officiated the service.

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