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life is too short and so am i

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@shckldg
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9 months
rihanna when asked about new music
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Charlie Puth
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LIPSTICK OUT NOW
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when you take a bangin new selfie
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never thought i'd vehemently want a politician to fist me and yet here we are ??? truly unprecedented times
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gays watching their mums open their present, knowing it's better and more expensive than anything their siblings bought
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2 years
as you vote today, remember
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"Theresa May has arrived to vote in a ballgown."
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gay uncles turning up for christmas
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london houseshares be like:
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3 years
I think Matt Hancock misunderstood the assignment of "eat out to help out"
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7 months
same energy
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@zanearchive
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Zane Phillips photographed for Mmscene magazine
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yes i'm a triple threat, I'm a gay fat and tired
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9 months
fire me into the fucking sun, i'm done
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2 years
the uk government in a pandemic
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2 years
Kirstie Allsopp says you can save £1600pa by cutting out netflix, gym, holidays, etc. The average house price is £255k, so a 10% deposit would be £25k. That would require 15 years and 9 months of saving that £1600 to have that deposit. Stop interviewing her.
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2 years
this is still my fave tiktok, it's unbeaten
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8 months
just got notification that I passed my master's dissertation with merit, so i'm officially done 🥹🥹 i'm just waiting on final grade which should hopefully be a merit too 🤞🏼🤞🏼 i'm gonna be sick
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2 years
EXCLUSIVE: there's an orgy happening at the third floor toilet at bravocon
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6 months
no one: kyle richards:
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3 years
yes I'd like one sport please
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my mother is staying with me for a week but I still have to work today and she literally just hit me with a "so is this all you do all day, sit at a computer?"
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people need to stop sleeping on doja
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3 years
a little piggy shopping in M&S Food? I feel seen, representation matters
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morning affirmations are important
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7 months
she's already given the gay community so much, what an absolute ally #BBUK
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the break between seasons
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RuPaul's Drag Race
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In the spirit of Thanksgiving, what's a #DragRace moment you're grateful for? 🥺
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@aidanthereup his family:
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millennials and gen x are expected to be multi-disciplinary in their careers when boomers can't even use excel
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What scam has become so normalized that people don't even notice it? 💭
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it's giving princess diana revenge dress
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2 years
mauricio and kyle #rhobh
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charlie puth it in me
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Karren Brady after watching the girls try and do maths #TheApprentice
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can't believe the uk nearly had a prime minister that could serve cunt and not look like a nonce and or primary school teacher
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2 years
"He wants to marry me!" @CountessLuann
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9 months
throw a penny in dalston and you'll hit ten homosexuals that look exactly like this before it hits the ground
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3 years
watching Scarlett's Macauley Culkin getting positive feedback #DragRaceUK
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@salimishmael_
Salim M Ishmael, M.D 🇰🇪
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4. Quote this with your best photo of the year
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fatherr, when can I leave to be on my oooooownn #TheGrammys
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@TomZohar Great Gerwig when BARBIE beats out OPPENHEIMER at the box office:
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me after posting the original tweet that starts the discourse
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my gay ass sperm knowing it's going up a booty hole and doesn't have to find an egg #DragRaceUK
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gays: at manchester pride me:
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and in an all too fleeting moment of joy, we not only had amazing fashion, we had character appropriate fashions too 😭😭 #AndJustLikeThat
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isn't that the same price as a ticket to her show, which no one is buying?? #RHOBH
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the only catch of the day I'm interested in #TheApprentice
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when i clock a rainbow lanyard at work
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dad beach vibes 🐚🦀
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@aidanthereup one arm in the bussy, one arm in the thrussy, fist bump himself in my intestinal tract
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@birkbeck_matt i said i'm not explaining it, not that there isn't anything wrong with it, but i can see how you'd get confused
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crying over a flag on a t-shirt??
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followed each other on twitter, went for a drink four weeks after i moved to london, it's now six years later and we have a house, a dog, and will be getting married next year
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@inaribriana
Inari NOT Briana .
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Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half? Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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when you're 30+ and trying on clothes in M&S
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@slightwright
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My favorite kind of gay people are the ones that cling onto obscure pop songs that nobody else gives a fuck about.
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when your mum makes you come downstairs to say hi to her friends
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@RobsLikes not really into feet, sorry
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tom holland if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.
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opening insta when you're not at pride
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@queensofbravo Queens of Bravo: Robyn is slaying! And it's just Robyn crying, again
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when your mum says you have leedawsonpt at home
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Nearly did a Teams call in this vest
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you're on a boat and i'm the view
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@aidanthereup lisa rinna's
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2 years
we don't have to support *every* queer business, some of your 'products' are just shit
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Niks 🦩
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What gay opinion would get you like this ?
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@PopCrave glad to hear she learned not to steal
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*emphatically* oui oui baguette
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dua lipa postponing her future nostalgia tour despite spending the pandemic touring the world for vibes
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stormy daniel ⛈️💚
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@scarletwnews CAPTAIN PEGGY CARTER
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@queensofbravo the belief system in question:
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category, sexy bitch, i'm the bar
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@taynextdoor
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it's the last month of the year, quote with your favorite pictures of yourself this year.
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spotting "kate middleton" at the garden centre
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with ✴️NEW✴️ hat!
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insanely tacky to have a child
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insanely tacky to have a child-free wedding
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2 die 4
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@TheFlemishSeth @nothnghppens same movie but when the guy is pacing outside and is suddenly in the room
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bottoming
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What’s isn’t an Olympic Sport, but should be?
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realising I've started ✨discourse✨ again
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my mental health at any inconvenience
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@housewifegifs at this point, cancel SLC
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that's so raven (2003)
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when i tell him i'm close
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@nintendomad888 carl cashman, leader of the liverpool lib dems
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dorit hearing mauricio is single
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@TerryStacyLD tell him twitter said hi
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THE AUDACITY OF SAYING BLU'S DRESS IS WEARING HER WHEN BAGA IS STOOD THERE LIKE #DragRaceUK
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the idea of having to repeatedly log on to my silly little laptop for the next 30+ years, to complete my silly little tasks, and play pretend that any of this matters is enough to make me vomit
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people's reactions to this tweet when it's just a joke are so severe; i'm begging you to mute me and instead of replying use the time to learn what hyperbole is
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the yassification of karren brady #TheApprentice
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this is Dina from Superstore
@tribranchvo
tri vo
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ok I wanna know HER story
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