Kirstie Allsopp says you can save £1600pa by cutting out netflix, gym, holidays, etc. The average house price is £255k, so a 10% deposit would be £25k. That would require 15 years and 9 months of saving that £1600 to have that deposit. Stop interviewing her.
just got notification that I passed my master's dissertation with merit, so i'm officially done 🥹🥹 i'm just waiting on final grade which should hopefully be a merit too 🤞🏼🤞🏼 i'm gonna be sick
my mother is staying with me for a week but I still have to work today and she literally just hit me with a "so is this all you do all day, sit at a computer?"
followed each other on twitter, went for a drink four weeks after i moved to london, it's now six years later and we have a house, a dog, and will be getting married next year
tom holland if you’re reading this i am free on thursday night. if you would like to hang out i am free on thursday night when i am free to hang out. i am free to hang out on thursday night so if you want to hang out on thursday night i am free.
the idea of having to repeatedly log on to my silly little laptop for the next 30+ years, to complete my silly little tasks, and play pretend that any of this matters is enough to make me vomit
people's reactions to this tweet when it's just a joke are so severe; i'm begging you to mute me and instead of replying use the time to learn what hyperbole is