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Columbia, SC
Joined January 2021
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Teeth and tits
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I have been screaming at this shit all day long 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Can we get one more stimulus before the government completely pretends Covid is over?
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Sex is great, but have you ever sang a song and realized the entire thing was in your range and you can hit all the notes?
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When Black people telling a story and then say “COME TO FIND OUT—“
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Girl what?
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wait.. yalls high schools didn’t sell iced coffee in the mornings??
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I’m dead as hell lmao
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This is why they think you Beyoncé cause where this come from lmao
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BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
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BEYONCÉ x #COWBOYCARTER
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When I Google “food near me” and everything is closing
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I definitely missed this the first time I watched Insecure 😭
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Me tapping through your IG stories to get to why your circle is lit up green:
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Caresha is my favorite kinda ghetto.
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Ambulances and fire trucks when you in the way:
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We dress a certain way. We walk a certain way. We talk a certain way. We-we paint a certain way. We-we make love a certain way.
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When you’re h*gh, and remember you have food you can eat readily and immediately
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“Girl, fuck you” be so powerful sometimes.
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To prepare for total domination.
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What is she trying to say? 👀
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Y’all when you hit “notify anyway”
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I loooooove being a happy drunk. Some people like to talk too much, fight and argue and all that shit. I be dancing, SMILING. Lmfao
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My timeline:
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I’m ready for P-Valley cause this bitch gotta go.
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WHEN I GROW UP. I WANNA BE FAMOUS, I WANNA BE A STAR, I WANNA BE IN MOVIES.
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AMERICAAAANNNN REEQQQQUIEMMMMMMM!!!!!!
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You missed this?
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NOW MAKE A GROOVE FOR GEMINIS @Beyonce
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A long haired thick redbone.
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Gun pointed at your head, name a type of bone.
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When the buzzer pop, nigga you STOP
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a duo that stood on business?
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Being free of anything you don’t want to be a part of anymore is cause for celebration. Hope this helps.
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Is Divorce actually a thing to be celebrated?🤔🤔
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@Phil_Lewis_ Homegirl kept it TOGETHER. Better than me.
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“Rihanna is about to release new music!” Rihanna:
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Summer 2022
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🥲
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“I wanna go to sleep early” Me 20 minutes later:
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“lol” I would never answer a text that look like that.
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This is so sad.
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Reading this puts into perspective of why we don’t have new music. If I was doing all that celebrity shit in my teens, I’d say fuck y’all too lol
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being 19 and releasing an international hit like this is crazy
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BAAAAAYBEH, I’VE BEEN WAAAAAITIN MY WHOLE LIIIIIFEEEE FA YEWWWWWWW AND IIIIIIiiiiIiiiIiiIIIII
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If you live in South Carolina, Alabama, Tennessee, Florida, or Georgia LISTEN UP There's something called “Southern Slowdown” that the police are doing in those 5 states next week beginning Monday the 17th through Sunday July 24th. Do not speed, even a little bit.
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My favorite kind of gay people are the ones that cling onto obscure pop songs that nobody else gives a fuck about.
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The first time I used Face ID in the dark:
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CALL ME BY YOUR NAME TELL ME YOU LOVE ME IN PRIVATE
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LMFAOOOOO
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When I read a relatable tweet:
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Good morning.
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The Lovers & Friends attendees running from stage to stage to see everybody:
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GET READY TO DROP IT LIKE ITS HOT!! 💖💜 SATURDAY IS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER 🥹 SEE YOU SOON 🔊🔊🔊
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Me looking at Dolly Parton’s discography
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on hardwood floors.
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T as in Tom. O as in Oglevee. W as in WILLACOOCHIE, GEORGIA.
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@Just_Ebz
Home-Girl Eb ♉️🏡
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I’m not judging anyone but as a adult you should know the Phonetic / Military Alphabet.
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“Mrs. Delivery Driver” would have sent me over the edge and this woulda been a different type of conversation lmfao
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Y’all 😂😂😂
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Megan Thee Stallion on Instagram:
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If you had a mating call, what would it sound like?
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Back to Beyoncé.
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I have so much new music to get through today lol
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“$250 in food stamps or dinner with Soulja Boy” Y’ALL, HELP LMFAOOOOOO
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I understand playful teasing about Beyoncé not releasing visuals. Sure, she’s made a pattern and we expected it to happen. I do not understand the meltdowns and unraveling online like you’re going to die over a music video. Get a grip.
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When I hear a song I like in public:
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Freak Twitter be like “I be jacking on my lunch break 😈” Y’all don’t be hungry????
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Beyoncé could put Megan on a Church Girl remix. “Drop it like a hottie” is literally right there.
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Starbucks be talking bout “venti” “grande” “tall”
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Keyshia: I’ll never hurt him, but… Monica: BUT WHAT.
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Lmfao Aquarian Queen.
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This is a Kaytranada thirst post.
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Evil Destiny’s Child be like
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REAL curvy. NO etching. Niggas fight to get in MY section.
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Forever crying.
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what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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If you bought a checkmark, just remember
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When y’all post videos riding clear dildos 🫠:
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Gay people be like “no shade, I want some chicken.” Where would the shade be 😂
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When you do a good job at the orgy:
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@southeast_angel @thenewyorkina “Would you like one of these items instead?”
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Be a man.
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Face riding limit is 130 lbs
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This woman released her 49th album last year. Lmao And she actually has more because of collab albums.
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This ain’t Phaedra. Ain’t no “hold her”.
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She ate this. Lmao
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Effie:
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@taloiko “Y’all was eating off a White Dixie plate that people paid thousands of dollars to attend”
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@itsjusttra It was very crafty lol
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Miss Juicy gave her ALL.
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what performance do you feel like is a PERFECT performance?
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@Mood4Eva98 Oh. We ain’t all got that mess lol
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Beyoncé seeing y’all argue about what y’all skip on Renaissance:
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It really gives.
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“A round of applause 😒”
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tyler carey 𓄋
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who got that one clip of beyoncé pissed off?
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@herejonahgo 2 On was a terrible representation of her capabilities 10 years ago, and it still is lol
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Me every time he on the screen:
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@TheAngryVirgo It’s Trump font.
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The price: $32.50 Black People:
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What is black math?
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Don’t be gay and complain about the emasculation conversation, while also having strict guidelines for how tops are “supposed” to act.
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Yelling, rapping, and singing within 1 minute and sounding good.
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What’s RAW TALENT that never reached its potential?
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@spinbackmecca She just looks like she tired of everybody and needs a quiet room. I get it.
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32. What your fav holiday
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HOOOOEEESSSS TAAAAALES. JAZMINE SULLIVAAANNNN-UH. WHERE YOU AT, GIRL?? PICK UP YO HOOD FEELINZ.
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Good morning.
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This girl talking about depression after getting shot, being called a liar, and getting cheated on and y’all talking about chart positions lol
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I have two moods:
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Finding out he wasn’t gay in real life killed my lust but he is fine lol
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OH HE AGED JUST RIGHT
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