'Laolu @Laolu______ Twitter profile

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In a single breath. MC Oluomo IBD Dende Kunle Poly 1805 Hushpuppi 🤣🤣

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If you be criminal & Baddo never hail you for song, there’s a chance you’ll feel less than enough

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@Mizshewa @richiesxn No, that's not how it works. If you promised to repay on a specific date and you can't meet up, inform them a lot earlier about the new development, and find a plan to help you repay at a realistic time. That way, there will be no bad blood. Don't start acting like there's beef

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@kamsy_any Give her belle and do pàjáwìrì wedding >>>

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@Ayo_Goodluck__ @InnocentZikky Your own no fit reach 16m as you don bleach am get 2 colors

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@_Chullo Ben Hundeyin will defend them now and investigate for a month

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@Ayam_spice @MadridXtra @polomarca How did you miss all three spellings 💀

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@Milez49610665 @the_beardedsina You will like dialysis

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1 year

@justfaahedah Eniba ṣé snap ninu "wuba," ọjọ́ tó bá wọ danfo, ko gbọ́dọ̀ gbé camera lè 🐐

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@iamoluwatosin_A @Letter_to_Jack Lmao. I think say na only me see am. His handler is actively running crypto and using twitter for vpn 😂

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2 years

@NifesiCash @ella_innoh Na stammerer write this one 😂

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2 years

@Yemihazan Egbeda, Akowonjo, Iyana dopemu axis is actually a very good place on the mainland, especially for people who don't work on the island. Easy access to Ikeja and Oshodi, can also link agege to berger easily. Good roads, good power supply. But hey, trenches 🤷‍♀️

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@SavvyRinu Aren't they killing evidence? If he's interrogated, he'll provide the remaining 6. Something is fishy

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2 years

@Oluwafeyisayo7 @directordiji Listen carefully and don't be in a hurry to speak, 1 or 2 seconds can easily help you figure out how best to phrase your answer. Also, see them as the human they are, and don't be afraid of them. Talk like you're having a casual chat.

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@khanofkhans11_ In the end, men and women aren't equal.

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@SavvyRinu Profiling isn't wrong, but extortion is wrong. If you profile someone and you ask necessary questions and nothing implicates them, no need to search their phones, let them go. Zero correlation here. Clutching at straws

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2 years

@Adesaka_ @ArowojoluTolu @JoycyGold Saturday, 17th July must be last year. So, maybe they married a year later.

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2 years

@IwuohaNoel @MrOdanz And they are blood sisters. Odanz asked valid questions

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P.S: 1805 hasn’t been involved in any criminal controversy. Mo kan ko egbon yen mo rouger ni. Apologies 🙏

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2 years

@_bellosamuel That's why when you tweet, "how can I start affiliate marketing" Like 15 people go rush DM you. They are all looking for downlines. Laise MMM 😂

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2 years

@AchanyaV @Egi_nupe_ Witness, not defendant or plaintiff

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1 year

@Wizarab10 Also, women are more observant than you think. Even if you don’t show off your new financial status, there’s an aura confidence that comes with money that you lost when you crumbled. She knows you are back, and could have done her research.

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@Elkrosmediahub If anything, Soludo's thread only proved that Obi's candidacy under the Labour Party isn't an igbo/biafra agenda as commonly purported. He's not contesting for Igbo President, but Nigeria's president. Another own goal in favour of P.O.

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@_bellosamuel Lol. An affiliate marketing platform where the best selling product (72IG) is the one that you sell to intending affiliates. Intending affiliates cannot start without buying the course, so existing affiliates are looking to sell 72IG to them Multi level marketing (MLM) pro max

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2 years

Kuda ruined Kuda. They will regret their actions.

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CBN just ruined Kuda business. People are leaving in droves. They're gonna regret this.

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@AriwajoyeB @hackSultan It's a joke lol

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@societalm9nac9 @Mizshewa @richiesxn Some people are just irresponsible and they probably don't have plans to repay in the first place. Humans wicked

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2 years

Love Brymo's Oso. By far his best art.

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@kapua_tony @TissyCharles Lmao tbh, man's probably Just trying his best to stay in touch and allow her rant to him and vent etc. 😂

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4 years

@___Amarah @Seyi__ @Dahveydson Lmao banter must go round. Rest ma

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2 years

@JckMent @originalBNV Yeah. Exchange makes money whether people are buying or selling. Crypto will always dip and rise

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2 years

@Letter_to_Jack Ogun State ghost governor will rather chew belt.

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@SheunAdeola Lol. This one is normal. Only few people will show up. Lost my dad at 17, just before gaining Uni admission and most of the people saying he was this and that just ghosted. I don’t blame them tho, everybody get their own life battles.

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@Esteembehemoth Notice how the spirit of God says "if you allow..." God doesn't write the future, He only gives you free will to choose right. Dear Christian, you cannot pray in place of voting.

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@J_rizzleforever @JenniferKelech7 @Bonxkk @KingFoye_ Lmao. Please tell us more

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2 years

@SamsonOke10 @Tunde_OD The way his hands were tied 😂

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1 year

@Morris_Monye Latent heat of fusion. M C delta theta, calorimeter 🤣 Physics was always sweet until it got to the imaginary nano ones

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@kqweein @Ibrokolet That's none of our business. How he dressed isn't a traffic offence.

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2 years

@DenzelAutos @AimThaMachine_ Don't mind them. Few days ago, all their girlfriends didn't know the meaning of felony, but a 50/60 year old man who didn't know the meaning of URL is their focus.

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2 years

@Bruvee @4dimension_h @Didicodes When does he want to begin his own life? Because he has to work hard enough to pull himself up, then at least 2 more siblings, so that they can take care of the remaining 6. At what point does his own life begin? It's not a good place to be at all.

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@Wizarab10 I don't understand how they are making it look cute. They probably have one iPhone 11 series phone but want to get the latest, and the man said that they have enough apple products. Men who work hard for their money hate needless, uncalculated spending, and the mum indulged 'em

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@Elkrosmediahub Very valid. Paid or free, you would still have supported Atiku over Buhari in 2019. Any reasonable person should. It shouldn't even be a point of "dragging"

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2 years

@amarachhhiii @yo_iamangel @DiceyPrince_ This thing is somehow lol. What if you had been displaying crazily while asleep, distracting her while reading, and then she was staring out of confusion/curiosity? Because I've been in bed with someone acting weird in bed; l observed, then woke her to ask if there was a problem

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@iamnasboi Original joke. I wan laugh die that year 😂

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3 years

@uncensoredtalkr @moyo_peperempe @aproko_doctor The generalization is necessary. If you have 10 good oranges in a basket of 100. Then you have a basket of bad oranges.

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@BloodyLFC @Wizebaba Sounds like a joke, but it’s very valid. Having someone to share life’s burden with makes it all easier.

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@Adxyinka You no de stop to de cook. My idolo ❤️😂

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2 years

@OnIyOneOfme @Onflood_ 🤣🤣🤣 Talent hunter wtf 😭

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@__kunta_ @duketakesoff If it's clear, the meme isn't a banger 😂

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2 years

@Princemoye1 If a police officer is assaulting a citizen, can they act in self defence? Gray areas?

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@Fredcruise07 @aproko_doctor Lmao the exact reason why I watched 😂. But it's far from that

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@OTFLaozee And those fuji guys. E too funny 😂

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@_adeniyiS @binjoadeniran Ipaja light don improve sha. Be like this bros don use like 10 years for jand

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@AfroBukks @lucidnoa Lmao. This is the most important. Can't take 2 Ls

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@YorubaBoyMedia @Nsukka_okpa Raise am raise am omo iya mi 😂😂

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2 years

@Kushykel67 @Na_O_Mi_ @PoojaMedia That's the goal na 😂

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@Wizarab10 He loves you enough to “be your pillar.” But love & commitment are two different things. Guess he never formally asked you out & he’s grown tired of the situationship. Appreciate the good times & move on. P.S: If you offered similar value to him, he won’t find it easy to let go

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@j_asikpo @instablog9ja The point is, the Government won’t have to pay 200m (annually) to inexistent staff anymore. It can be infused elsewhere, or better still the budget for coming year can be reduced

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@Sikowitz17 You no offer to de help am iron shirt? 😑

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4 years

@braTapoli_gH @Ek_ristine @kebio1 @Toffy__ And they cry gender inequality like the better side of the inequality isn't titled to them loool. So ironical

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@_bellosamuel I hope you people learn, and get actual skills and stop looking for quick money. Affiliate marketing is lucrative and you can be an affiliate marketer without any platform. However, expertnaire is a scam.

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@Ade_yinkar @nimatstarr @Darthcoal Around 11am - 2pm. Twice now na only me and my madam watch the movie

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1 year

@urchilla01 A gun is even easily noticeable. They plant bullets, drugs and a lot more that you won't see easily and give info ahead. If you encounter them and you're not sure. Change route.

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Oga mi, you no de fok?

Name cannot be blank

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a little.

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Nigerians angry at this girl's personal choice like she's the cause of their problems

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I don't want to have children — Angel, BBNaija

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Lmao. Twitter is the gift that keeps giving.

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I wan thank Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu for bringing dis change, Aluta Continua

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Since no one has mentioned it. This is genius Infusing comedy to discuss looting, societal ills, and government parastatals inefficiency and corruption.

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Population Census🧮 PART 1

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@Godwinworld1 @karachika_ Have some shame?

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@iam_kelvinz @free2ryhme0 @lasisielenu Delete before it's too late.

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@vee___14 @seunonigbinde @IamTimmycoal Lmao sadly. They do it for each other. Guest pastors will come and raise money in a church and leave with a fat pocket. Your pastor too will repay the honours

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@MrMekzy_ I heard of someone that they planted a bullet in his car too.

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@Renegbuya @fimiletoks Even moses that wrote the book of Genesis married two wives. Seems like someone else needs to attend Sunday school.

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@OrlandoNnaoma Double entrende

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@tiana_okposin @Ssaasquatch @sisikunmi ...gets tempted to buy it (as he believes it's an asset in demand, which he can easily sell). In the end, the asset is dumped on him, and he's left with his d!ck in his hands.

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Seyi Makinde gets the basics of Governance right. Help entrepreneurship. Focus on capitalism. Help businesses and the economy will be right. When people aren't hungry, every other thing will go on smoothly.

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@Bruvee @4dimension_h @Didicodes He's the first. He's the #1 out of 9 who just finished a university education. I don't even know how much he'll earn not to get depressed. I see depression looming because he has to cater for 8 undergrads/secondary school students.

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She's the ewa babe? Lmao this app is the gift that keeps giving.

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@EkunFuggi @BrymOlawale Gone back and forth on all time and again. Oso stands tall. Yellow is probably a not so distant second.

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@EzugwuUgochukw2 @DAMIADENUGA I don’t know why people are acting surprised. All Cubana family and even the likes of E-money are all APC boys

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@DavidLiberty13 @OyewaleLookman @abigail_antia @CalebCrush @Asomoda_ny Sha no call professor Dr. Make you no get extra year 😂

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@phoenixandblacq @Letter_to_Jack This is the reply. If you buy a "high quality" tokunbo for 50k, you may need to spend 120k to get that same level of quality in a brand new product. So, someone who spends 90k on "brand new," may end up buying an inferior product to the 50k tokunbo. Hence, the misconception.

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@iammarvelking_ @Mrczarr It's working exactly the way it should.

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@Farisalfarik @SavvyRinu I'm sure you have profiled someone as a "yahoo boy" at least once in your lifetime, but didn't go on to HARASS them A lastma officer can profile as a normal human, but he has no right to utter a word to the guy as he's not a traffic offender. His uniform is useless in the contxt

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@the_Lawrenz @ITACHI____SAMA @Irunnia_ Widal tests (which is the most common in Nigeria) is largely inaccurate and no longer recommended. So you may be wrongly diagnosed

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@KadiriJidenna @makispoke Liquidity is the ease of spending the money you have. Hence, saying they are wealthy but illiquid means that they have assets to their names (companies, properties) that isn't really generating "liquid" money unless sold to get the monetary value.

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@TheCakeChancery Every other day, this is said in churches. I don't know why they can't thank God for being alive without making reference to the unfortunate people who died.

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Ckay looks like a very chilled guy. Someone everybody would like to have around.

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@Slimkidswags @NetflixNaija @KunleRemi @kunleafolayan @BimboAdemoye @SolaSobowaleTKV Lol please. Na because you know them before. The make up is very good.

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@AjeboDanny Even in marriage? So who would you entrust your valuables to? I'm curious. Your lawyer?

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@JuniorDove2 @hiWhy8 @Dhavidote She's saying rubbish. The only one that has an element of truth is viewing center. Guys fit go viewing center without any money for the love of the game. Yes, person fit pay for am, but na because he genuinely broke. Not looking for freebies

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@dondekojo @848Premium One day we'll talk about how Christians created cultures from guidelines that were supposed to be specific instructions for a particular sect of people at a particular period. And also, humanly-created guidelines with possible flaws.

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@tundeleye Same in Zimbabwe who produced the highest cotton in the world and exported them. They chased the white farmers and gave the farms to the locals who couldn't run it Eventually, everything failed & that kickstarted of a series of unfortunate events that led them to hyperinflation.

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@KingceasarrB @shanegibbons85 @znurrx Rachel left, so they phased out her character and Mike's, but he reappeared after a season.

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@Lehinnotleyin @_orsteen Not rich*, comot the really

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@4dimension_h @Didicodes This is scary asf. Ahh

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@SIR_CLEMENTIO @_SirWilliam_ Why you dey use burner? Are you scared of your own opinions?

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@Lord_Rex2 @Yhormite01 @Deshysmalls Not necessarily dubai, having a getaway once yearly is possible. Even people earning naira in Nigeria (without stealing) do it. You just have to want to

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@_bellosamuel Even the ones that post screenshots of making millions monthly, most of their sales is from the 72IG. They luring unsuspecting, greedy people with screenshots, and getting them to buy the 72IG and they get 50% commission. 50% of 70k is 35k. 100 mugus x 35k is 3.5m naira 😂

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@instablog9ja Tip for gifting men: Instead of trying to get many things, just get one quality item and it'll be better appreciated. Quality over Quantity. That said, there is no bad gift.

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@I_am_SirDickson @Wizarab10 Yes, she holds sexual purity. However, of what use is the sexual purity of a woman who will turn on you if things go south? Also, she must have tried to settle personally with men in her "wild" life, but she got none. She's turning to him as last resort, and its dangerous.

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@docneto @DoubleEph The consistency if Philippe Patek makes it less likely to be a gift. Most people that gift men of their stature do it in the bid to get favors, not out of their thoughtfulness. So it’s highly unlikely for several people to have that deep thought that Sanwo loves Patek.

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