No one ticks all the boxes. Even you, yes you, are smothered in red flags. The essence of relationships is having two imperfect people create a healthy habitat filled with compromise, respect, and the willingness to improve and be better wherever you both fall short.
Nigerian policemen are weird. Last week Tuesday, a policeman entered my vehicle cos I left my driver's license at home. After various exchanges, they resorted that I head back home to bring it. I even showed them a copy on my cellie but they said it isn't concrete enough.
..reached out to my family. That was my saving grace, maybe the story might be different if not for my homeboy. Getting to the police station, I was already tagged as a kidnapper. I couldn't even muster a word before I was thrown behind bars with some other "gentlemen".
I haven't driven up to 300 meters when the man turned off my ignition while driving, held the car key, and started yelling "Kidnapper kidnapper". I was like, how? you are the one with the gun for fuck's sake how are you being kidnapped. Next thing he alerted other patrol men.
My family came; an eyewitness already explained the ordeal, so they showed up prepared. Last last, bar drop. they started acting all friendly afterward. Very weird people. S
In no time I was surrounded, any passerby would have thought they apprehended a high-profile criminal... I was trying to explain like you guys legit told me to turn around and bring these papers. The next thing I know I was at the back of a police vehicle. A friend saw me...
I said okay, I will turn around and bring it over cos I wasn't ready to drop a dime on a document I have. As I was about entering my vehicle, one of the policemen on patrol entered with me. I asked if he was following me home, and he said yes. No wam, I replied.
@iam_NORIS
@O_Steven_A
The funny thing is, the chain of this so called "loving" wont end. She's prolly in love with you cos y'all browse with the same network.
Today in 2012. My babe came all the way from Benin to Ife to celebrate her birthday with me. Fortunately, I abandoned her for the UCL final. It was one of the best decisions I've made till date.
Tacha na legend sha. It just clocked what she does every Sunday night. Zero make up on, no special outfit. She was dang sure she wasn't moving one bit.
Having raw sex, sleeping with each other every night, going out to eat together, doing shit together, me asking you to have my kids, & me saying I love you don’t mean we’re together 🤦🏾♂️ women crazy.
@volqx
@prvnce_o
Been looking at Finland a whole lot lately... Even Norway. But I had Norway has very strict immigrant rules... And prefer their population "clean"
Had an accident couple of hours ago. Could have been worse, but his mercies endureth forever. Just a few scratch here and there. All in all, I'm good.
#Grateful
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@Wizarab10
All the I got the job, after knowing fully you're sure as hell getting it. The Alhaji's connect, the fraud money that gave you so much staking strength for sporty. The Governor you knew, the ties you have, the generational wealth you benefit(ed) from.
Klopp: “Nobody can compete with Man City. You have the best team in the world and you put in the best striker on the market, no matter what he cost”. 🔴⚠️
#LFC
“We can’t act like them at Liverpool. It is not possible”.
Someone said the wetin we gain song is vain... You people and your fake woke tho. If only you look beyond the oratory and digest every essence of the message, you'll find meanings and you won't hate unnecessarily.