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@_Chullo

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Husband|| Father|| BoyDad|||Tech bro, Sales and Marketing connoisseur, Chelsea fanatic(Diehard). All round polyhistor.

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I will never be broke in my life!
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No one ticks all the boxes. Even you, yes you, are smothered in red flags. The essence of relationships is having two imperfect people create a healthy habitat filled with compromise, respect, and the willingness to improve and be better wherever you both fall short.
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Nigerian policemen are weird. Last week Tuesday, a policeman entered my vehicle cos I left my driver's license at home. After various exchanges, they resorted that I head back home to bring it. I even showed them a copy on my cellie but they said it isn't concrete enough.
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Spent close to 3 hours in that cell. I used to pride myself on my no-arrest record. But for 3 hours they had me singing Akon's "locked up".
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..reached out to my family. That was my saving grace, maybe the story might be different if not for my homeboy. Getting to the police station, I was already tagged as a kidnapper. I couldn't even muster a word before I was thrown behind bars with some other "gentlemen".
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@_Chullo
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11 months
I haven't driven up to 300 meters when the man turned off my ignition while driving, held the car key, and started yelling "Kidnapper kidnapper". I was like, how? you are the one with the gun for fuck's sake how are you being kidnapped. Next thing he alerted other patrol men.
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11 months
My family came; an eyewitness already explained the ordeal, so they showed up prepared. Last last, bar drop. they started acting all friendly afterward. Very weird people. S
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3 years
@BrianJDennis Lol. "We are all whores, we just sell different parts of ourselves " - Thomas Shelby.
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11 months
In no time I was surrounded, any passerby would have thought they apprehended a high-profile criminal... I was trying to explain like you guys legit told me to turn around and bring these papers. The next thing I know I was at the back of a police vehicle. A friend saw me...
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@Laolu______ Lol. I know even want any bloody investigation. Bar don drop already.
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11 months
I said okay, I will turn around and bring it over cos I wasn't ready to drop a dime on a document I have. As I was about entering my vehicle, one of the policemen on patrol entered with me. I asked if he was following me home, and he said yes. No wam, I replied.
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1 year
The most slept on Wiz Jam.
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Which Wizkid song do you think was created PERFECTLY?
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@Im_lewaa @JayRomee_ I'm Doski. Can we Lewadoski?
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@praisenelson_ @EricaNlewedim This girl minds her own business and just smile most of the time. Why the hate? She's such a sweet soul.
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2 years
Ruger's Wewe is way better than Girlfriend.
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3 years
@Rahma_sadau Aaaah. They prolly threatened this poor lady. Una dey mad for that side. All of una.
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5 years
Saworoide is one of the greatest movie ever made.
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@martinsobekpa @bondress I really enjoyed watching this. No lies told. #EndSARS
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2 years
@Benn_X1 There's massive sense in this. The account was verified for a cause. No be everything be hate sha.
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3 years
@MuyiwaWilliams_ @SirALfredson "Suspended for two weeks, till further notice". Sounds conflicting. They can't even make up their minds.
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2 years
@ChroniclesPHC @DrOlusesan Omo!!!!!!!!!!!!! This angle is wild. Flipped it and truthfully the world won't hear the last of it.
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@_Chullo
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5 years
Madonna, Mariah Carrey, Celine dion still bigger than Beyonce.
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Atiku is quite articulate. Impressive.
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@geokaycee This woman can get it any day. God her eloquence is a turn on. And damn she got that good good.
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@iam_NORIS @O_Steven_A The funny thing is, the chain of this so called "loving" wont end. She's prolly in love with you cos y'all browse with the same network.
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2 years
@sistargracce @Drwhales_ Na power must change hands you be wan go before?
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4 years
@freedomblessin You and sense..... Two parallel lines.
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3 years
The international community is pushing this struggle. This no time for recess for us at home. We must #EndSARS
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@hardeyswaggz To be honest. Learnt my lessons.
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@JoeyAkan SolidStar, RayCe even Bigiano. The lads were so promising at some point. There's this dude that sounded like Wande coal too.
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1 year
19|03|2023, 7.55 pm coming in at 7lbs and 5Oz. My bio got updated. I became a father on Mothering Sunday. BoyDad❤️❤️
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@marshall_karim Post cum clarity.
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@MTP_Teguh @MHChehade Passion won't get you fed.
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@aproko_naija @MisturSanjay With your Android hips? MBA.
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@KamaroFelixx @Laolu______ I feel this is a very myopic way to evaluate this situation.
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3 years
@RapUp Looooool. All those birkins, lambos and the likes. You only see what these folks want you to see.
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1 year
Get in your feelings all you want. Pep is better than Ferguson.
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5 years
Today in 2012. My babe came all the way from Benin to Ife to celebrate her birthday with me. Fortunately, I abandoned her for the UCL final. It was one of the best decisions I've made till date.
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@tosinadeda @EvaAlordiah This one just showed up and ate everyone. Mad bars. Thought you retired ma'am.
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Guess who got balloons today.... ' cheers to the big 31. If this crosses your timeline, kindly say a word of prayer. Happy birthday to me. #31on31
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@Kastrow_shoes @dharkstranger Thanks, Kastrow. My feet hurt from that ordeal. I should get a "distress discount" on my next pair of shoes 😁😁😁😁.
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@_auxano I don't know you man. But, I like you.
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@destinywilson_ @prettylitlethug @profmaf1 @JOHNIIIIZ This is why women don't talk. She narrated her experience and here you are trying to slut shame/make a hoe out of her. Y'all can be weirdos sometimes.
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@MrAyoAdeyeye This dude is so boring to watch. Always morally upright, Always the good guy. Can do no wrong in the writers eye.
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@itz_prisy @ManLikeIcey Tears of joy, my friend.
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@idonhidemyscars @Blarkboifly I'm not a cynic..... But this feels like a marketing strategy for real. Don't get me wrong tho. All the best.
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3 years
Tacha na legend sha. It just clocked what she does every Sunday night. Zero make up on, no special outfit. She was dang sure she wasn't moving one bit.
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Jamie Foxx and Chris Brown gotta be the most talented human beings on earth. The definition of polyhistors, literally.
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2 years
@samuelanjorin__ If she's this smooth, I just might do that transfer.
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@BenjaminEnfield Nipsey owned his Masters. That's a great feat.
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6 years
Lord pls save her for me, Do this one prayer for me..
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@cassy_collins_ @isaacdotnet Knowing fully well white wedding is a form of a traditional wedding.
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"Na money be fine bobo" - Mayorkun 2018.
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Lol. Pere will make bank in the industry tho. He's a villain extraordinare. Nice one.
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This is a scene from the movie “The Silent Intruder” It’s available to watch in the cinema.
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So I got balloons today. I'm getting old, ageing like fine wine by the way.
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3 years
@DooperDubz @CFC_Brojaa @CFCDaily Read, comprehend, then respond.
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@Maximilus I sincerely don't understand why you can't have your prices attached to your products. The need to DM changes everything.
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Having raw sex, sleeping with each other every night, going out to eat together, doing shit together, me asking you to have my kids, & me saying I love you don’t mean we’re together 🤦🏾‍♂️ women crazy.
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@Jollz @PaulWal79792902 That babe fine. I swear. She's a sweet soul too, I really don't get the hate directed towards her.
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Please stop saying Black Americans and Africans look alike. These mfs got bowling ball heads.
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@akreana_ #KeaDrive your yansh don fat gaan.
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If na dancing competition now Senator Adeleke go show. #OsunDebate
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@RickAnji I sincerely don't see a lie. You'd be getting death threats if it's on the other side. No cap.
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BamBam is so chilled.
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@MrOkeke_ @thaneDee "you look like you'll have plenty girlfriends oooo, I can't have hypertension ooo" without saying a word about any of that stuff.
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@Chelsea_HQ @BILD Crush your enemies totally. Law 15, 48 laws of power.
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@Goziesalvador I million dollar for account. Una go just dey yearn Okpakz up and down.
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@whoisLuese @__topeh A sundress with no panties under and we are game.
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@volqx @prvnce_o Been looking at Finland a whole lot lately... Even Norway. But I had Norway has very strict immigrant rules... And prefer their population "clean"
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Vee na terrible person sha. That's the tweet.
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@oranicuhh Now you are reaching, I'm a big fan of your music but you are beginning to wax unintelligently. You are smarter than that.
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@debbie_chelsea @Dammy_Nino 💙💙💙💙💙💙
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@DebbyChelsea10 @_simplyAKINS "Let's follow each other" you have 26k followers but you are following just over 500. So much for following each other.
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@IamOlajideAwe This is not a smart way to make comparisons. Do you earn in naira in the UK?
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@fancy_temi Idi buruku n be Lori twitter yi se.
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Had an accident couple of hours ago. Could have been worse, but his mercies endureth forever. Just a few scratch here and there. All in all, I'm good. #Grateful .
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@UberFacts The only celebrity off Flavor flav's show.
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@Wizarab10 All the I got the job, after knowing fully you're sure as hell getting it. The Alhaji's connect, the fraud money that gave you so much staking strength for sporty. The Governor you knew, the ties you have, the generational wealth you benefit(ed) from.
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Fireboy's apollo is one hell of an album.
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@currentiyke Lol. He's arguably a control magnet, this can actually happen to anyone.
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I think TolaniBaj was the only person that genuinely liked Erica aside from Kidd.
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I had a girl, that will wind me up on purpose, and hit me sometimes just to see if I will react. Women get unnecessarily violent sometimes.
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@thronesfacts @WiCnet I'm not sure he wants it.
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@topetyez_ @Abass4l You dedicate an hour a day to hate on Wiz. Wow, you must be proud.
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@TheHighest18 @t_klug2 O ti Je ewa for real.
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@miss_she_du This is so true. I've never joined the women are stingy clan ever. I've been with good women and I have a great woman.
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1 year
This song is everything. Production, mixing, visuals, lyrics and sonics!!!!
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one of my best songs from the starboy. you will not see better discography than this btw
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33 and still super fly🗯💥
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30 and up Twitter drop a picture with your age. 👀🫣🥰
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@MuhammadLila @dawall02 Phylicia Rashad. I've always known she's creme of the crop. Well educated.
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Van Dijk- World record defender Allison- world record goalie Darwin Nunez- 100million pounds forward and you're here crying about the city's squad.
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Klopp: “Nobody can compete with Man City. You have the best team in the world and you put in the best striker on the market, no matter what he cost”. 🔴⚠️ #LFC “We can’t act like them at Liverpool. It is not possible”.
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@_bedge Rich people go show curves. Na the poor ones go dress like masquerades.
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@ChampionsLeague @mikel_john_obi @ChelseaFC A Chelsea legend. Underrated, undervalued and underappreciated. If Jorgy was half this good, they'll probably call him world class.
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5 years
Lol Pogba no win player of the year for hin club but hin enter team of the season. Una dho
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Someone said the wetin we gain song is vain... You people and your fake woke tho. If only you look beyond the oratory and digest every essence of the message, you'll find meanings and you won't hate unnecessarily.
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@Wizarab10 @JayRomee_ The eloquence, the premise backed with facts, the back to back gbasgbos.... Good lord, I enjoyed this so much.
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@ThisIsKennys Lol. The irony of this response.
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