Where I cut my hair, there's this three little boys (Age 12,13,15 respectively) that work as apprentice from Monday to Saturday.
Generally, they arrive after school Hours and leave till about 10 and during the weekends they arrive early to leave late. They don't work on Sunday.
No be who first call Police Dey win case 😂😂😂😂
Caramel Plug call Police.
She wan intimidate Vendor.
She know sabi say the Vendor get Lawyer for her back!
Now them wan sue Caramel plug back for kidnap and intimidation.
She don Dey beg!!!
Let’s fuckingggg goooo!!!
Got robbed yesterday.
Na my team wear white.
Na their team wear red.
E suppose be u-16.
See my own under 16.
See their own under 16.
Ref say make I allow am.
Them flog my boys 3-0.
Return leg na Next week.
I wan do my own back.
Who wan play?
Since I have nobody to complain to, let me kukuma complain to you people on Twitter.
Like many people know, I've been spending my weekends with boys of 9-15yrs old playing football.
To them they're having fun, to me it's a means of stoping them from joining gangs...
Some people are just evil and I learnt this hard way.
I received donations from Don jazzy, Ekitipikin and some amazing people on this app and I went to the community to do this Borehole project.
Keep in mind that this people don’t have access to clean water since like forever.
My friend just finished his 6 years apprenticeship. He got paid a total of 11 million.
5 million for himself and the extra 6 million to get his own shop.
I’m on my way to help him deposit the money in the bank
Text me lol.
I’ll tell him I was robbed
He doesn’t really need it.
Collecting Hot water, is one thing.. Chesting Tear Gas is another thing.
Collecting both and still going back for more is still another thing..
Ladies an Gentlemen I give you
ABUJA PROTESTERS
#EndSARS
When I worked at the Cinemas, we normally have Celebrities come in to see movies. Most of them don't really speak with us the workers for some reason, however Mr Eazi was different
He'd walk over the counter and if the movie is schedule for like 3, he go stand with us dey gist 😂
Congratulations to everyone involved. Particularly to chef Dammy. she has been amazing all through and to the Head Pastor as well.
Immediately the time clocks at the 120hour mark, Police and DSS should swoop in and arrest all of them.
I used to have a problem with this guy till I saw a kid prep for surgery and the mum reached out to him cause the kid loves his content and he specially dedicated a video for her. And that made her smile going in.
Do you Tarzan. Do you.
The Banking Industry has failed us.
CBN has failed us.
The Government has failed us
Today was my breaking point
I trek from Costain reach Lawanson
Not like I don't have money, but cause I don't have Cash
My legs dey hot
My eyes dey turn.
Emefiele, it will not better for you.
I made this tweet yesterday with faith.
Today, I had to go assist my Uncle because he had so much delivery to handle.
He took one of his boys to supplier to Ogun state and also a company offered to make him their sole supplier.
All from this one tweet.
So thank you guys ❤️
Went to my Uncles shop this evening and sales are very low.
Therefore,
If you're looking to get quality tyres, Alloy Rim, Automobile oils& Batteries, fire extinguisher, jack, oil filter etc.
Please Patronize my Uncle.
Call on: 0813 826 8107
Please RT 🙏
During my first year, I used to be very popular in Eni Njoku Hostel. We normally don’t have light during the day but Once it’s 7pm, generator comes on till like 10pm. But on this particular day, generator man didn’t switch on the Gen and 7 don knack..
I stayed off campus during my third year. Like a rural area. And away from the hostel and school cos I needed to balance my CGPA.
It was lectures and book.
My landlord had one daughter that doesn’t talk. Doesn’t speak. She’ll just sit down under our soursop tree.
Ordered Bolt from this wedding.
Sat down directly behind the driver. closed my eyes a lil bit to sleep and when i opened my eyes to check where we at, the road is not looking like Ojuelegba. I thought the Bolt driver had kidnapped me.
Immediately I started pressing his neck..
There’s a WhatsApp group of Vendors that have been scammed by Papaya called “Surviving Papaya”.
The Vendors all come together on the WhatsApp and have like a focus group discussion.
“My name is Micheal and I was scammed by papaya”
Group: Hi Micheal 😭😭
I made this tweet yesterday with faith.
Today, I had to go assist my Uncle because he had so much delivery to handle.
He took one of his boys to supplier to Ogun state and also a company offered to make him their sole supplier.
All from this one tweet.
So thank you guys ❤️
- Finished NYSC yesterday
- Attended DataFest today
- Got Interviewed by a recruiter from Microsoft at the event.
-Got employed at the spot with salary of six figures plus other benefits
- Resuming on Monday.
None of these happened but i'm grateful for being at the event❤️
Caramel sent her boys to go and discuss settlement with the vendor.
The Vendor says she doesn’t want to discuss settlement with anybody except caramel comes tell her herself.
Caramel boys says Caramel cannot come down from the car because she has her brand to protect.
😂
After reading this, permit me to say two things.
- I love how Muslims are coming out to support Asiwaju Tinubu solely because he picked another Muslim candidate. I don't care if it's right or wrong. I love it.
- If you're a Christian and you're in APC, you're a big Fool.
Remember that Company wey sack me because I go Nysc camp that time?
I called office today to greet them and dem say nobody dey the office again.
Team lead chop 65m, them catch am. All of them Dey Ikoyi Dey serve now.
Look at God 😂😂
I serve Fed Govt, them serve Fed Govt.
1-1😭
Even Femi Falana no dey call us Children.. e dey call us youth..
Na Desmond Elliot wey never born my mate dey call me children because e dey wear agbada and cap?
I taught basic 7 students how to sew with just needle and thread last week in CCA class. Today, I bought Ankara to school, gave them tape rule and each of them did this themselves.. 😭😭🥰🥰
There’s a palm reader at Obalende underbridge right now.
I don’t know how to explain this but she has Been holding people palms and telling them about their future for free.
I was on my way to work but I decided to stop and joined the queue.
I know we are busy with elections and all, but alright I'll need your attention.
I Visited this school at Ajegunle Yesterday Morit International, where the students Pay their Fees with Plastic bottles.
The students are tasked to bring 5 bottles a day to cover for school fees.
The kind of Run I run during End SARS, everytime I reflect e dey always shock me.
Immediately I see person chop bullet for my front, asthma run leave me.
Oxlade and other lere guys dey run towards bullet, me I dey run go house.😭 I no use 5mins run from Ojuelegba reach Stadium.
You probably don’t know this but I run a Non profit focused on helping the rural child.
We have a program set for this Thursday and Fireboy and Don jazzy sent me sumtin huge to get the kids refreshments.
lol. The kids don’t really need food like that. Text me 🙏🏾
The POS woman that charged me 6k for 10k when my Pops was sick and I needed cash during the Emefiele Era, I just passed her shop now and Taskforce are at her shop. She’s trying to hide something’s including her Flex banner.
I see am. I carry Officer go show am where she hide am.
I started this football team with the Sole purpose of Getting kids out of Gangs/Cultism in the streets of Lagos.
97% of my kids have battle scares from Streets fight.
60% were involved in Gangs and Cultism movement.
72% wanted to grow up to be an Agbero.
I fail Waec
I fail Neco
I fail GCE
All inside the same year.
The next year, my papa buy me Waec form again along with jamb.
E no insult me or anything.
E just Dey say make I try as again.
I wrote the exam and still didn’t pass English in Waec but i passed Jamb.
There’s this guy in UNN, Zidane (Far right). Na engineering student.
Everything Modric fit do, the guy Dey do am and even more. I’m not exaggerating.
5 aside oh, Full pitch, any aside, Zidane dey ball.
If that guy no make am, the football world miss.
I had this baller in secondary school named Ojo. Best footballer I ever set my eyes on. If you attended Covenant from 2009 to 2014, you should know Ojo.
Everytime I watch Super Eagles useless midfield, I shake my head. Ojo would have fixed it. We really missed out. He is a one…
Left this party early this morning and before I got to where my bolt driver was, I saw an iPhone on the floor. I pick am so as to fit return am to the rightful owner.
The phone was locked, but I no say the owner must call.
Woke up to the news that Attah has been sacked and a rerun has been ordered for Eti Osa Federal Constituency.
Prior to the election, I wasn’t aware of Attah’s game, but after the election we saw the works he has been doing for years at grassroots level for that community.
Rest…
I lost my best friend while he was playing football in school.
He slumped and died.
Today I went to visit the sister after
She wrote her last paper in the department of Law today.
The entire journey was hell.
Proud of her for scaling through.
The fact that Chadwick Boseman had cancer all this time and we didn't even know is heartbreaking 😭😭..
Here we was waiting to get another Black panther 2 and our King is No more 💔💔😥.
R.I.P Tchalla
Gbadebo Real name is Chinedu..
wow seriously?? I go still Vote am.
Gbadebo is an IPOB apologist..
No wahala, I go still Vote am.
Gbadebo doesn't have experience.
Ehyaaa, I go still Vote am.
Gbadebo married an Igbo woman..
Wow, that's crazy. I go still Vote am.
Eko E Didé!!!!
Oya ohhhh.. it's not Everytime when Falz dey chop beating una go dey shout the "Real African Giant".. go and download the song and we should get it to number one. Activist suppose chop.
I DON DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
THEY CANCELLED CHRISTMAS BONUS BECAUSE THERE'S NO MONEY, BUT THEY'RE CELEBRATING M.D'S BIRTHDAY AT EKO HOTEL TOMORROW??!!!?????!!!
I studied Geology for 5 years, so allow me.
This particular rock is very rare and I’ll advise people that made this video to immediately go low key. indication of light on the tester shows the presence of metals in the rock with strong electrical properties.
Hello
@DONJAZZY
. there's this Nursery and Primary school in Makoko that we have been trying to help get Items such as Boards, Books, pen and at least two Canoes to transport the kids.
This is a long shot, but I hope you see this..
They're selling Coke 200 naira in this Holdup. I don't know maybe because it's cold. And heat dey this danfo. I buy am with vex. didn't want the coke to splash All over my shirt so I took it outside this danfo window, open am.. person collect am from window. Cross main road.
I went to Makoko today to check on my ongoing project and I decided to stop in this game house. 50 Naira for 3 games. I asked who was the champion here, all of them shouted Juwon!! Na juwon be champion.
So I paid for Juwon to sit down make we touch pad 😂😂😂😂
How do Salary Earners blow? Like this is a real question.
This is my six month working and I'm receiving a good pay but is this how you people build houses and buy Cars?? With saving the Salary?? Or am I doing something wrong?
I need answers.
Now that Uduak Frank Akpan has been sentenced to death, can we please Re-open the case of Bamishe? The lady that was Gruesomely murdered while she was in a BRT. The Driver killed her and nothing is being done.
Them put me in charge for food for anniversary today.
Some persons from twitter come my church.
I serve all of them.
E get one werey wey be Messi fan e think say I no go recognize him face.
Him come dey do Siuuuu siuuuuu up and down.
I first give am Hot Coke.
For Posterity sake, I’m going to address this.
I run a Non profit
@Sustainobles
where we try our best to assure basic education to the rural child.
There’s a School in Makoko where we have been assisting for a year now.
Iwith the assistance of Don jazzy, we built a borehole.
I’m a firm believer of “First to do No dey pain” and that’s why I’ll always do my own back.
If you do me wrong Unprovoked regardless of who you are, I must do my own back and when my turn reach I no go take prisoners.
Exhibit A.
Two years ago, My sister got married to her boyfriend from UNN. They met while she was in second year.
Yesterday, My brother got married to his girlfriend from UNN they’ve been together since first year..
E reach my turn to attend UNN, just see Wetin I go dey do for school.😭😂
Went to my Uncles shop this evening and sales are very low.
Therefore,
If you're looking to get quality tyres, Alloy Rim, Automobile oils& Batteries, fire extinguisher, jack, oil filter etc.
Please Patronize my Uncle.
Call on: 0813 826 8107
Please RT 🙏
If you were here last year when I made this tweet and last week tweet as well, Today’s game was for you 😂😂😂
Feel super happy to finally use Ojoro to cancel Ojoro.
Sometimes it’s good to do your own back.
Now back to default settings.
Former Under-16. New U-16
Since I have nobody to complain to, let me kukuma complain to you people on Twitter.
Like many people know, I've been spending my weekends with boys of 9-15yrs old playing football.
To them they're having fun, to me it's a means of stoping them from joining gangs...
Posted to a Secondary school.
33k Allawee.
20k Salary.
Ran After school lessons. 4k per students. Had over 20 students from different classes.. That’s like 80k
Also Extra classFor WAEC students 2k. Had like 15. That’s like 30k.
Me I no really suffer.
So far, The only artiste I’ve paid money to watch is Beautiful Nubia.
His tickets prices are very okay like 3k-6k and the guy always comes early to his show.
He set up professionally with a guitar and a small live band and would sing like over 120 songs.
In between the…
If you live in Lagos, please do not enter Sienna as public transport. Most especially the Sienna shouting C.M.S. Tell your friends and family.
You're safe entering Danfo that loaded at the bus stop. Go-to the bus stop and wait till the bus full.
Abeg.
It’s high time we as a community should come together and appreciate/support what Very dark man is doing to these influencers..
At first I thought it wasn’t necessary but now I understand.
It’s absolutely necessary and whatever he needs, he can count on me.
Wo I don’t have any lines today but
Hello my dear,
if you’re free on Feb 14th, I’ll like to take you to the movies and afterwards take you to dinner.
I don’t really have money for anything fancy but my followers can crowd fund for me.
Lol. Reply when you see this.
#BBNaijaAllStars
#CrossDaBoss
Introducing the Incredible CrossDBoss!
Meet CrossDBoss, a a Lifestyle Influencer, Fitness Entrepreneur and a Blockchain & Web 3 Enthusiast, who embodies sheer greatness.
Cross won the hearts of many when he made his debut in the Big Brother Shine…
Made this tweet last night and went to bed. On my way to the office this morning and it’s like Zidane is about to get his big break.
Which of una get him phone number? Or a way to contact am??!!!
There’s this guy in UNN, Zidane (Far right). Na engineering student.
Everything Modric fit do, the guy Dey do am and even more. I’m not exaggerating.
5 aside oh, Full pitch, any aside, Zidane dey ball.
If that guy no make am, the football world miss.
That lady that retrieves money from Scammers in the UK her name is Blanco ba?
I can’t see her handle but please I’ve been scammed.
Me and the entire Arsenal fanbase have been scammed off 65m.
We were told he is the new Gen, Kaka. They lied.
We need our money back.
My guy got married and now anytime you invite him for a function, e go bring him wife and him two daughters.
Invite am come beach yesterday, e bring both him wife and two daughters.
Them come use scope drop both daughters for me enter water go dey play love
I turn baby sitter.
Truth is I'm probably going to hand them to a professional team that trains cause I can't keep up.
But the fact that Emma, onyeka and Khalid can actually bring their friends shows they're on the right path and e dey sweet me this morning that's why I decided to share.
This is a long shot, but let’s try.
Everyone, meet Justina, Age 14.
She lost both parents and I have been trying my best to fend for her and also for the other kids as well.
please If you have really cool clothes and shoes that you can give out to her, please reach out.
Wildest thing just happened this night.
Agbero meet Suya guy to sell Suya 200 Naira.
Suya guy give am.
Agbero no gree pay.
Suya guy say na so Agbero Dey do always say e must pay today.
Agbero pick offense tear am Slap.
People gather Dey hold Agbero.
Agbero rush find bottle.…
There’s something called “Counter Billing” which I want all of you to learn today. It’s a simple act of billing a biller.
It’s not a hard process. It just take the right statement to make a biller lose interest in billing you.
Stay with me.
This is Iriodalo Emmanuel Obhafuoso. He is a scammer. He enters girl's dms, makes them comfortable talking to him and then proceeds to fall deathly ill.
For me, he had a heart surgery. For Bolu, he had a spinal surgery.
I’m currently at Chicken Republic, bode Thomas eating and I see this two content creators. I recognize them from the videos where they walk up to strangers and start eating their food without permission.
He has been staring at me.
I dare this man. I Double dare this man.
There’s a WhatsApp group of people ready to run Agenda against Cross?
I swear that’s not nice. The show has not even gotten to two days and you’re trying to bring a brother down? All because of His electoral choice?
It’s not really fair.
Please add me to the Group.
Don’t know if you’ve seen the video but A Nigerian in the UK sat down for an interview and reported other prospective Nigerians.
Saying “They don’t need the degree, they just want to come here and start a new life”
Just in case the UK stop us from coming, na we do ourselves.
Omo I feel like we should start speaking about the 6 Nigerian Men (Including 2 Gov't officials) that was Arrested by UAE Government as sponsors of Boko Haram.
This is Huge news and the media and the Federal Government has been downplaying this!!!!
Our biggest donor this year was Fireboy and Don jazzy ❤️
Don jazzy spear headed our borehole project.
While Fireboy was a huge support to all our subsequent projects. Like the back to school campaign and Book drive.
He just came lowkey and donated.
Top guy for real.
Do not ignore this Abeg!
This werey has been disguising and has been in Anambra state all this while. CSP James Nwafor is Walking freely in around Akwa.
He was seen yesterday returning to the Awkuzu SARS unit after refusing to show up at the
#EndSARS
panel.
Retweet!
We have been trying to construct new building for this school as they have more children willing to study but no classroom.
I told Shank.
Shank brough Kai Cenat.
And now the life of this students in Makoko is about to change for the best.
Top Guy Shank!!!!
This mumu that turned yesterday's SARS online uproar to gender war saying Men should fight for themselves? Remember her?
Well, SARS don catch him brother e don dey find Segalink number. 😂😂
Three years ago, i met
@QueenAkpan
while I was studying in UNN.
She was in first year then. Confused about CGPA calculations and I explained to her.
Saw her today after three years and
Proud to Announce to the general public that she finished with a first class.❤️😊
There’s this one sweet abacha I ate during my third year and I promised the girl that gave me the abacha that I’ll pay her back whenever she gets married I’ll MC the event for free.
She just called me two days ago (after 3 years of losing contact) and said remember that thing…
When he sent you money, We no evil.
When una two Dey knack, we no evil.
When una Dey go on date, we no evil.
Una still go Vacay, we no demonic.
When he bought you gifts, we no sacrifice baby and shit..
But immediately una fall out, All Nigerians don turn prime Kanayo.O.Kanayo?
At DataFest today, this nice lady gave me her power bank to boost my phone during lunch break, and afterwards, I couldn't find her to return the power bank.
I'm still at the event center looking for her to return the power bank.
Twitter, do your thing!!🙏🏾🙏
#DataFestAfrica2023