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@DAILYFIGHTS4U Change name. Move to another country. Live alone in forest. In shame. Forever

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@rickygervais Did you miss a comma after 'Love' in the last sentence? Or is it a demand?

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@caitlynvanbeckx @piersmorgan To be fair, him replying to you is probably the biggest exposure you've had since you were booted off X-Factor. You played it well. Good luck with the next single.

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@FightHaven Why do they always ask "What's up?" But never let them answer the question. It's very rude. The gentleman in blue needs to learn how conversation works.

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Grandad shopping with his grand daughter, happy smiles. Then he gets arrested for brushing past a woman at a works do Xmas party in 1977. She sends a letter to him in prison, written on John Lewis coloured paper. #GuessTheJohnLewisAd

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I see your box of frogs And I raise you Gillian McKeith

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@piersmorgan Bad form. You'd have attacked the choice either way.

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@kingpim @Superma54124535 @2020BestFights Elephant gun

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@Tyson_Fury @BronzeBomber @frankwarren_tv @BTSportBoxing @HBOboxing @ShowtimeBoxing @BenDavison_ Don't fight in the Netherlands. He'll have too much support. With all the windmills and that.

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@AvivaUK @stonewalluk @MrMotivator If I identified as a 70yr old woman who lives in a quiet village & only use my car once a week to do local shopping, would I get cheaper car insurance?

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@rickygervais Obviously being childless you won't know the joy that fireworks bring to children. Stop being so selfish.

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@Human101Nature

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@historyinmemes It's nothing of the sort. It's repetition / reward. Totally different thing. Like learning a finishing move on MK.

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I've always been politically middle ground. A fence sitter if you must. But the left just keep getting leftier & leftier & are making me seem like a right winger. And I haven't fucking moved.

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@JarvisDupont My Grandchild lost her first tooth today, she didn't want money off the Tooth Fairy. She wanted a second referendum.

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@CountDankulaTV

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@HateNewbuild When I worked at Slumberland we'd occasionally make 4' wide double beds for newbuild show-homes to make the room look bigger.

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@Slatzism @godblesstofu The trans movement has become an umbrella for perverts to shield under.

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@ClownWorld_ Hi, my name is David, I plant seeds.

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@FAFO_TV Good to see that his friend was holding the ladder for safety reasons.

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@fesshole I did the same in 1974. Caught an Uber to Nando's. Prince William gave me my medal.

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@BBCSport Does he have a French accent?

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@HoodFights4L By showing this you are encouraging others to do such content. Sort your head out.

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@GodfreyElfwick I give my wife a slap now & again. When she cries I tell her about the amount of road deaths. Then she sees sense & stops.

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@NoContextBrits

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@NoContextBrits @manfuego007

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@TitaniaMcGrath Agreed. I see a brave & beautiful pumpkin. Amanda should take her hate elsewhere.

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@mattywin85 @lisagravesart Sometimes we'd get to use the 'industrial' pencil sharpener that the teacher had on their desk. Sharpen & go, let the next person do theirs. But I wanted to grid my pencil to dust. All the way down. Just feel what it was like to live. And feel.

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@akosiraymondSG @WorldFirstThngs Me Leaving The Zoo

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@rachsyme @KittyCostanza Just don't have an open fire.

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@benjaminbutter @Castaignede I don't like the tone of this Tweet, it's almost like you're suggesting it's an untruth. Have you ever been on a boat in the North Sea that's been hit by a wave whilst holding your phone? I think not.

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My God. She is fucking annoying. Geoff is blinking 'help me' in morse code. #thewall

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@rickygervais Yes. You should be knee-deep in coke & prostitutes with your money. Like a young Frank Bough. But you are going to waste it all by dying & leaving it animal charities. You're not right in the head, fella.

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@AndyMeanie @godblesstofu And the balding ginger prince stopped playing naked pool & dressing up as a Nazi. And they lived happily ever after :)

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@FightHaven The woman at the end...

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@ToneKayHaitch To be fair, Neil had a point.

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@HoodFights4L That child had twice threatened him with a gun. Stop judging what you're shown without knowing the whole picture.

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Bear Grylls: "This is how you survive in the wild" Lithuanian bloke: "Hold my beer" #24hoursinpolicecustody

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@andrewdowdall1 @BBCMorningLive @MayaJama @petercrouch @AlexHorne @BBCOne My new fragrance coming soon. I'll send you a free sample.

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@RealTimVine My grandad passed away in a library after a big dusty book of proverbs fell on his head. He died of old adage. Aww cmmon. I just made that up.

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@BenKuchera Unverified accounts created much more content than verified accounts. And verified accounts got a huge audience to promote their stuff to. For free.

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@Human101Nature Eh? That was just noise, then a picture of a kid. Then more noise

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@RealElfwick I prefer applauding the 'comedy' that I watch, it shows I am clever and 'get' the joke about Trump or the silly Brexiteers. Laughing at comedy is something that working-class people without degrees in sociology do.

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@adilray How do you pronounce 'Rotherham'?

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@BBCNews Sooo... If the press wouldn't have intruded he'd still be with her? Meghan's gonna love this.

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@Joud0972649 @fasc1nate What if there was screaming in the crowd because there was an escaped tiger?

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@rickygervais Yeah, yeahh. You may have all the records, money & success. But I can put my socks on without crying.

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@BBCSport Should put it to a vote involving the other 19 clubs.

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@m_grizzley @CinemaTweets1 Inglorious Basterds. Tavern scene.

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@Retr0Joe @BBCNews Load of bollocks. He's trying to stay relevant. I remember when GTA on the PS was blamed for crime. Ppl wanted it banned. He should fuck-off & play golf like Andy does.

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@SchoolFights4U Hair extensions are getting stronger these days. A few years ago the ground would be full of them.

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@rickygervais There's just more of you for Jesus to forgive.

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@SteveMartinToGo In 1989 I saw you in Oldham town centre, England. I asked for your autograph & you were very rude, insisted that you weren't you. And were also drunk & sat in a shop doorway. Not been a fan since.

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@godblesstoto I think ppl who want to cancel JK Rowling are about 750 million quid too fucking late.

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@sarcitwat_ At least she made an effort.

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@fasc1nate How does she know he isn't pretending that he's scored a TD?

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@HoodFights4L You have 0.2 seconds to comply

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@JamesBlunt Disgraceful. You're just another over privileged so called 'celebrity'.

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@rickygervais I don't even follow you anymore but I get your shite on my TL. You used to be good, but all you do these days is advertise stuff. My great fans, my great shows, my great booze. Boring. And muted.

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@bertnews I'd love to do that, slowly walk round, judging colour, shape & firmness. Before briskly walking up to one and declaring my winner. Like Crufts. For pumpkins.

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@BBCSport Choreographed goal celebrations. Straight red. 5 match ban.

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Oh fuck off, Kerry Katona will be on Loose Women in 3 years, weight put back on and complaining she wasn't happy when she was thin. And she is happy in herself now. The audience will applaud. Same old bullshit. #LooseWomen

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@rickygervais If JFK was on Twitter he'd just be following porn-bots.

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@rickygervais @O2ForumKTown If you got buried alive in a coffin what would you do to pass the time until the inevitable? Would you have a few wanks?

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@GSpellchecker @godblesstofu She's got purple hair though. Men don't have purple hair. Ergo: It was a fair fight.

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@NoContextScouse @NoContextBrits His face lighting up is wonderful.

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@TitaniaMcGrath Also, note the guy doing the Bird Box challenge. They are using popular themes to connect with the people. Very clever.

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@OogOpDeOverheid @piersmorgan @jeremycorbyn Or get left out of the will. Jezza's loaded.

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@EverydayLibFem I first became aware of Godfrey during the #wrongskin campaign. He said 10% of ppl felt the same way as him. Someone asked: "How many people have you polled" He replied: "9 people and me" #truestory

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@SpectatorUSA @JarvisDupont Scarlett could play herself in a film where she gets a part in a film and the film shows all the film that she got a part in and at the end of that film the film goes back to her being Scarlett who is not making a film.

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@Simpsons_tweets Best. Episode. Ever. The frustration of a man who works hard for little reward & sees an idiot just breeze through life.

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@rickygervais Must be ace being so rich that you can go up to an ice-cream van and know that you can afford any lolly or ice-cream you want.

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@Baddiel That's the third time you've tweeted that today.

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@historyinmemes Simpsons predicted it

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More than just a patriot Barry was us all Warm carling was his drink His telly was football He told the vegans what was what And now he has been taken Suspended cos he praised the Queen And for his love of bacon RIP Barry Stanton

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@BBCNews Maybe ppl would be more welcoming if crime rates didn't shoot up wherever they appeared & they didn't leave shitloads of rubbish when they moved on.

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Sooo, as far as I can see, Dougal from Father Ted is talking to PorkPie from Desmond's about the murder of the Reggae Reggae sauce bloke. Fuck me. Philip from Rising Damp has turned up. #lost #DeathInParadise

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@compboy1972 @BBCNews I bet you go to cereal shops & pay 4 quid for a bowl of cornflakes.

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@rickygervais You're not a real 'comedian' though are you? You ever on Mock The Week? A guest on The Big Narstie Show?? Thought not.

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I'm feeling it now. Just pissed in a plastic bottle & lobbed it at the cat. #Glastonbury2019 #LiamGallagher

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Taken by Angels - 6 years ago today You always had a smile for me I still miss you Gran xxx http://t.co/hNy9rCo8Ea

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@murdo_fraser That's a ridiculous thing to say, ppl have the right to protest without the threat of tanks. Do you not remember Tainnaman Square??

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@DebickiJohn @JarvisDupont Durham is quite nearly an anagram of 'murder'. If that doesn't tell you what Dominic Cumming's intentions were, then I don't know what will.

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@SouthlandPost Nothing new. Breaking an adult is the sport of kids. Substitute teachers were the prime target in the 1980s.

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@piersmorgan I reckon you were the native american, or the comstruction worker.

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@qikipedia Disco balls

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@AtlBizRetweet @_ValTown_ Cocaine isn't addictive. I've taken it every day for the last 21 years & have never once experienced withdrawal symptoms.

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Ohh, I wonder what wonderful secrets are hidden there! Shitloads of Yak recipes. How to build a hut. How to build a hut out of a yak. Blah blah. Just mostly yak stuff.

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"Not many people know about this, it's a new goverment scheme, if you buy a house for over £250k in December, you are entitled to a voucher that gets you 6p off a Twix, but you have to claim it." #MartinLewis

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@BBCNews For charity or not, he's spoiling the charts, stopping real music / artistes from getting a coveted Christmas #1 spot.

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@TonyDowson5 I didn't batter the fox to death, I was physicalating my chickens.

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@BBCNews See what Cumming's has started?

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@ForADeadPoet @NASA What do you think about the NASA shutdown in 2013 under Obama?

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@FightHaven When I read 'group of females' I knew to turn the sound down before pressing play.

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@clipsthatgohard I'm surprised they could hear eachother with that loud music playing. The first thing I'd have done was turn it down.

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@godblesstofu Looks like someone has mashed up The Human League into one person.

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Fucking Hell. David's 'new' fanny. #NakedAttraction

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@DaisyBard It's a wonderful picture, the elephant in 'darkness' walking into darkness represents its sad march to extinction. Ppl have always mocked genius that they don't understand.

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@stevebrookstein Not read about the case,but I saw them on the news,jogging on the beach about a week later.If my kid was missing I'd be too messed up to jog

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