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"Dear Lord, may your loving hand guide Homer to the mattress, square and true."
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"So this stuff really works?"
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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"
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"Good because I got a hot date tonight. A date. Dinner with friends. Dinner alone..."
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"We'd have to raise taxes."
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"This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat."
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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"
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"Johnny Tightlips, where'd they hit ya?"
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"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"
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"Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
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"Help me, Dr. Zaius!"
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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."
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"Oh Bart. Cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic."
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"April Foo--"
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"Mom, I know your intentions are good..."
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“I don’t recall saying good luck.”
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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident. This is a business of some kind?"
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"Could you explain your model young man?"
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"Get that cat outta the way!"
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"I'm seeing double here."
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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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What's the best moment where a character REALIZES something?
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"I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh."
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"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers."
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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”
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"Nice PJ's, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?"
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"Hey, he looks just like you, Poindexter."
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Amazing map of Springfield.
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"So that's it, after 20 years? So long, good luck?"
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"Say some gangsta is dissing your fly girl."
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"Tramampoline! Trambapoline!"
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“The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.”
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"Do you kids want to be like the real U.N.?"
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"There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well played game of chess."
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"Impressive. But you missed your last target."
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"Nice PJ's, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?"
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"Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange."
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"What country is this car from?"
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"This place Moe's you left just before the accident, this is a business of some kind?"
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"Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogey man or boogey men in the house!"
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"Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito."
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1 year
"Homer, I want you to look at this drawing Bart did."
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"Ah nuts to this. I'll just go get Homer Simpson."
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"This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat."
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"Let me get this straight... you took all the money you made franchising your name and bet it against the Harlem Globetrotters?"
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"This is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers?" #StPatricksDay
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"Stupid, sexy Flanders."
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"Knife goes in, guts come out."
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"Here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, 'Worker and Parasite'!”
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"Before we continue our tour, would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?"
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"Look at that! I'm the first non-Brazilian person to travel backwards through time."
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"Gym? What's a gym?"
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"Guess who likes you?"
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“Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.”
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"A solar eclipse. The cosmic ballet goes on." #Eclipse2024 #SolarEclipse2024
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"Bartdoyouwantsomebrowniebeforeyougotobed?!"
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"Hello, Mr. Thompson."
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"Why you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror."
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"Homer, this is never easy to say. I'm gonna have to saw your arms off."
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"Nice PJ's, Simpson. Did your mommy buy 'em for ya?"
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"Mmmmm. Sixty-four slices of American cheese."
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"STOP IT!"
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"Oh man, you kissed a girl!"
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"Whoever brings down that balloon doesn't have to learn fractions!"
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"Bart, can we stop for ice cream?"
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"I've been waiting 25 years for this moment."
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"NEEEEERRRRRD!"
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"Why do you have so many bowling balls?" "I'm not gonna lie to you Marge..."
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"Must kill Moe... Wheeeee!"
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"I'm just a big, toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed."
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Hans Moleman Productions Presents: "Man Getting Hit By Football".
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“Hey, what gives? These donuts are piling up.”
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"Five alarm chili, eh?"
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"The finger thing means the taxes."
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"The Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up."
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"Awww twenty dollars. I wanted a peanut."
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"Now we're going to run a few tests.."
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What's the greatest phone call scene you've ever seen?
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“I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart.”
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"Superintendent, we made the front page today!"
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"And who could forget dear Rat Boy?"
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"Hello. My name is Mr. Burns."
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"This is great! And all I've done is enter my name."
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"Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogey man or boogey men in the house!"
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"Mine is about a futuristic amusement park where dinosaurs are brought to life through advanced cloning techniques. I call it, 'Billy and the Cloneasaurus'."
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"April Foo--"
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"Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy."
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"Bort? Ah come on, Bort?"
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"Guess who likes you?"
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"Well, have all the donuts in the world!" #HappyHalloween
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"Bart, this is your father."
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"Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game." #SuperBowl
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"Do you wanna know the terrifying truth, or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?"
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"Ok, once more. Where are we going?"
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"Dad, it's great that you volunteered to drive. But how did you get out of work?"
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"This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they'll have written the greatest novel known to man."
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"Get that cat outta the way!"
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“Well, well, a big muscle-bound nerd.”
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