Today is the 5th anniversary of the publication of my bestselling book, WOKE: A GUIDE TO SOCIAL JUSTICE.
If anything, it is more relevant today than ever. A few extracts below to remind you that my wisdom is eternal.
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The idea that there are biological differences between trans women and cis women is a transphobic myth.
I defy anyone to identify the trans woman in this photo.
IMPORTANT THREAD 🧵👇
Brave social justice activists such as myself are working tirelessly to expose *all* the racist elements within our society.
Sometimes it is difficult to keep up, so I thought it would be helpful to curate a comprehensive list...
Misogynists always claim that men are better than women at sports.
But if that’s the case, how come cyclist Rachel McKinnon only started winning gold medals *after* she transitioned?
#Checkmate
Children are never too young to learn about the evils of whiteness.
I’ve just chained my four-year-old niece to the gazebo in the garden and told her to think about her complicity in the slave trade.
She started crying immediately, which is just evidence of her white fragility.
❌mankind
✔️humankind
❌chairman
✔️chair
❌congressman
✔️legislator
❌businessman
✔️representative
❌policeman
✔️police officer
❌landlord
✔️owner
❌boyfriend/girlfriend
✔️partner
Use your language to fight gender bias with gender-neutral expressions!
Have people forgotten that a virus is a living entity?
As a vegan and humanitarian, I welcome all refugees of any species.
And yes, that includes the coronavirus.
#BeKind
IMPORTANT THREAD 🧵👇
Many people scoff at my progressive ideas and predictions.
But eventually, they *always* come true.
So I thought I’d start compiling a list of every time I was ahead of the curve...
Here’s a handy breakdown of coronavirus cases by gender.
According to these statistics, non-binary people are totally immune.
FINALLY some good news. 👍🌈
It breaks my heart to see working-class minorities complain when we smash up their property.
Don’t they realise we’re trying to save them from oppression?
As a radical activist who hates the status quo, I’ll continue to fight bravely against the establishment.
But it’s so hard when the only ones on my side are big tech, academia, the mainstream media, the entertainment industry, the US government and the Duke & Duchess of Sussex.
DOG OWNERS!
Stop saying “good boy” and “good girl” to your pets.
This kind of gendered language is normalising the myth of canine sexual dimorphism, and delegitimises the lived experience of transdogs.
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Anti-gay hate crimes recorded by police in 2019:
Saudi Arabia: 0
Pakistan: 0
Yemen: 0
Brunei: 0
Somalia: 0
Afghanistan: 0
USA: 1404
And you’re telling me it’s the Islamic states that are homophobic? 🤦🏽♀️
Cancel culture is a myth invented by fascists.
If you see anyone disagreeing with this statement, please send me their name, twitter handle, address and employment details.
I’ll do the rest.
Santa is a symbol of white patriarchy. He enters the home (womb) via the chimney (vaginal canal) to deposit his gifts (sperm).
Santa is a rapist.
Christmas is violence.
#HappyKwanzaa
We will never defeat racism until people of colour have their own spaces away from whites.
I suggest we start with schools, restaurants, buses and drinking fountains.
Whenever I point out that JK Rowling is an evil transphobe, her defenders always ask for “evidence”.
But Rowling’s tactic is to not attack trans people in order to make it look as though she is not attacking trans people.
It’s the oldest trick in the book.
I have decided to solve the Middle East crisis with a tour of my intersectional LGBTQ+ slam poetry.
If you know of any popular queer venues in Gaza, Iran or Saudi Arabia, DM me.
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Be sure to put your pronouns in your bio.
That way, when you’re calling your opponents evil lowlife scumbags, trying to get them fired, or gloating if they die, everyone will know that you’re actually incredibly compassionate.
Not only is North Korea about to get a female leader, but she is ALSO a person of colour.
When it comes to progressive values, North Korea is light years ahead of the USA. 👊
Things not to joke about:
• Women
• Gays
• People of Colour
• People of Girth
• Communists
• Jussie Smollett
• Ilhan Omar
• Greta Thunberg
• Enya
• Vegans
• Male wombs
• Female penises
• Burqas
• Ecosexuality
• MeToo
• The concept of a feminist caliphate
Thanks.
It is time for unity.
It is time for healing.
So let’s make a list of everyone who voted the wrong way and deal with them as soon as possible.
#Election2020
You’ll notice there’s not a single obese player in the England football team.
This kind of discrimination is precisely why the fat acceptance movement is so essential.
This morning I briefly transitioned to male to see whether toxic masculinity is real.
Within minutes I was catcalling, groping, interrupting women, playing Grand Theft Auto, brawling in pubs, spitting, shouting and aggressively spreading my legs.
Draw your own conclusions.
I’ve spoken to my friend Eileen who is a doctor (she has a PhD in Gender Studies) and apparently the coronavirus has agreed to take a few days off to support our cause. ✊
That’s nothing. I know a transblack genderfluid drag queen who got pregnant with non-binary twins in their female testes by lesbian sperm donated by a sapiosexual demi-queer horse fetishist.
This is an EMERGENCY! 🚨
Elon Musk is threatening our freedom to censor people we don't agree with.
Our only hope is to mass report
@elonmusk
immediately so that Twitter can ban him before it's too late.
Let me break this down for y’all.
Lesbians can be non-binary.
Gay men can be lesbians.
Non-binary gay men can be straight lesbians.
Straight lesbians can be non-binary bisexuals who are attracted to cisgender non-binary lesbian men.
This really isn’t difficult.
It is absolutely *essential* that we believe Jussie Smollett.
If we don’t, other people who haven’t been attacked might not have the courage to come forward.
#IBelieveJussie
You’ll also be pleased to know that Jane was transported to the ceremony in a sedan chair carried by immigrant children raised on a vegan diet and fully schooled in intersectional feminist theory.
The idea that women are oppressed in Islamic countries is absurd.
These girls, for instance, are so valued and respected that they are being taught how to social distance in full PPE.
The wonderful thing about being on the right side of history is that we can encourage big tech censorship without any fear that it might one day be used against us.
Martin Luther King dreamed of a future in which the population would be strictly segregated according to skin colour.
In order to overcome racism, we need to make that dream a reality.
✊🏾/✊🏻
So proud of Oxford University Student Union for banning applause.
With any luck, all forms of audible communication will soon be prohibited.
Only in total silence may we be free to truly express ourselves.
#NoiseIsViolence
I’d like to see JK Rowling look my friend Belinda in the eye and tell her she’s not a proud and beautiful woman just because she doesn’t menstruate very often.
I am so proud of Elliot Page for transitioning and becoming a beacon of hope for humanity.
That said, now that Page is a straight man he is officially an oppressor and deserves nothing but our contempt.
#CancelElliotPage
To be woke is a blessing.
We are the first human beings who have ever existed who are right about absolutely everything.
It’s such a relief to know that our views will never be despised or ridiculed by future generations.
I am getting complaints for praising Joe Biden and thereby endorsing straight white male power.
To be clear: race, gender and sexuality is determined by how you vote in elections.
As the one who ousted Donald Trump, we can safely say that Joe Biden is the blackest of lesbians.
Given that the only people who disagree with me are fascists, the fact that Twitter suspended me for 7 days is deeply disturbing.
Censorship only works if the people with the correct opinions are in charge.
Twitter is now officially a branch of the Fourth Reich.
63% of English adults are overweight or obese.
Yet there is not one single Person Of Girth in the England women's football team.
Anyone cheering on this vile fatphobic discrimination should be ashamed of themselves.
Thrilled to see someone FINALLY calling out Idris Elba for not being black enough.
Quite frankly, with all my pioneering work for social justice, I’m far blacker than Idris Elba could ever hope to be.
Make sure you buy multiple copies of Hogwarts Legacy and smash them up. We need to punish JK Rowling for the things we’ve decided she thinks.
Another good tip is to repeatedly download Harry Potter books on to your Kindle, then delete them over and over again.
That’ll show her.
Cisgender menstruators claim that we are ERASING their identity by banning the word “women”.
Actually, “womxn” is SO much more empowering for womxn & gxrls & femxnists who wish to celebrate fxmxninity and dxsmxntle mxsxgyny so thxt xx xxsh xxxoux xx xxxax xxxck xxxx xxx xxxxx.✊
It takes real courage for major corporations to display the Pride rainbow colours in our homophobic and heteronormative culture.
And yet how wonderful to see that the Arab States are so progressive that the corporations don't even have to bother...👏
#pride
As a left-wing activist, my priority is to make sure that multi-billion dollar corporations in Silicon Valley are empowered to set the limits of acceptable speech.
This reminds me of when Arnold Schwarzenegger accepted that role in The Terminator without having the slightest lived experience of travelling back in time to kill the mother of a future freedom fighter.
It’s been an honor to play Cleveland on Family Guy for 20 years. I love this character, but persons of color should play characters of color. Therefore, I will be stepping down from the role.
The following songs have been approved by the
@ACLU
. 🎶
“No [Person] No Cry” - Bob Marley
“I’m Every [Person]” - Chaka Khan
“Isn’t [They] Lovely” - Stevie Wonder
“Does Your [Birthing Person] Know” - ABBA
“Bring Your [Offspring With A Cervix] To The Slaughter” - Iron Maiden
I just approached a white family in the park.
I shouted at them about how racist they all are and how their children would always be white supremacists.
Then I smashed up their baby’s toys.
The mother said: “Please leave us alone”.
This kind of white fragility is sickening.
For my nephew’s 5th birthday I smashed up 20% of his presents with a hammer to teach him how it feels to be a casualty of the gender pay gap.
He was so grateful he actually cried.
NOTE TO NEW MOTHERS ⚠️
If your baby cries on a regular basis, it is probably signalling that it wants to transition and you should add hormone blockers to your breast milk without delay.
This is SO empowering. ✊
A friend just sent me this footage of early social justice activists decolonising the curriculum at a German university in 1933.
These brave pioneers are an inspiration to us all.
So far today I’ve got a woman fired for claiming that sex is binary, shouted abuse at an old man collecting money for the British Legion, dog-piled people on Twitter for disagreeing with me and burned some books by Dr Seuss.
It’s SO exhausting being on the right side of history.
I can’t help but notice that they only gave Will Smith his Oscar *after* he physically assaulted a black man.
He was rewarded for enacting whiteness.
#OscarsSoWhite
Now that Biden has ensured that trans athletes can compete in women’s sports, no doubt the bigots will be complaining about how they tend to win all the medals.
Maybe they’re just better women?
Homosexuality is transphobic because it reinforces the myth of a gender binary.
So although we must oppose homophobia, we also need to recognise that not being homophobic is a form of transphobia.
This really isn’t difficult.
A reminder to all the men out there tweeting about
#AbortionRights
...
NO UTERUS NO OPINION
NO UTERUS NO OPINION
NO UTERUS NO OPINION
NO UTERUS NO OPINION
NO UTERUS NO OPINION
(Except for trans women because a uterus has nothing to do with gender.)
We will never defeat the scourge of racism until people of colour have their own spaces away from whites.
I suggest we start with schools, restaurants and drinking fountains.