James Blunt @JamesBlunt Twitter profile

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

During lockdown, while many other artists are doing mini-concerts from their homes, I thought I’d do you all a favour and not.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

If @spotify doesn’t immediately remove @joerogan , I will release new music onto the platform. #youwerebeautiful

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

If you thought 2016 was bad - I'm releasing an album in 2017.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

I could’ve told her that.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

Singing “I saw your face in a crowded place” suddenly seems a little dated.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

Worse must be realising you’re too thick to change the station.

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@porkandparty

4 years

As if isolation couldn’t get any worse, @JamesBlunt just came on the radio

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

Anyone want a signed set list of mine from 2006?

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Correct. I sing for money.

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@Dwelsch22

1 year

James blunt can’t sing for shit.

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@JamesBlunt

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Really hope I haven’t died.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

You’re.

Chance The Rapper

@chancetherapper

4 years

Remember James Blunt? YOUR BEAUTIFOOOE

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

That day has arrived. You better lube up.

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@misha__west

5 years

New James Blunt song tomorrow fucking fuck my arse

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

Mate, I’ve covered this already.

John Mayer

@JohnMayer

7 years

If you’re pretty, you’re pretty; but the only way to be beautiful is to be loving. Otherwise, it’s just “congratulations about your face.”

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

Wet.

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@shaklemore

5 years

@JamesBlunt how do you get a girl with your music

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

JAMES BLUNT!

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@realDonaldTrump

6 years

WITCH HUNT!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Writing new songs in LA with @Harry_Styles .

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

said how thrilled he was for my success. Keith, I only met you once, but I shed a tear at the news of your death. In our business, there are no prizes for being kind, but if there was, that Grammy would be yours.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

Next he'll be stalking you on the internet.

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@lucywaugh_

7 years

I can't escape James blunt... first it's on in the car and now on repeat in the shop

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Give me a shout if this doesn’t work. @NZPolice

New Zealand plays Barry Manilow to repel parliament protesters

Protesters opposed to Covid-19 vaccine mandates remain camped outside parliament.

www.bbc.co.uk

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

At the Q Awards years ago, when @NoelGallagher was saying he was leaving Ibiza because I’d moved there, and @DamonAlbarn refused to be in the same picture as me, and @PaulWellerHQ was saying he’d rather eat his own shit than work with me, Keith Flint came over, gave me a hug, and

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Been doing this for years.

Fesshole 🧻

@fesshole

2 years

My favourite thing to do at gigs is to sing really loud but badly so that people who film all the songs have their videos ruined.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

I’m here for you, Snoop.

Snoop Dogg

@SnoopDogg

1 year

The time has come to roll a blunt.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

From the man who published fake Iraqi torture pictures. LOL.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

6 years

No. You listen, Olly. When you have millions of followers be very careful what you tweet. There were no shots, in fact nothing happened at all. So you stirred extra needless panic by tweeting false information.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

Sadly not. I had a dodgy tummy that night and shat the bed. Do send them my regards.

Stu Morris

@stuey_morris

5 years

@JamesBlunt my sister just got married at reef villa, Sri Lanka and apparently they are staying in the same room as you did. What we wanna know, did you bang in that bed...could be their claim to fame!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Could all past and present soldiers of D Squadron please DM me. I’m putting something together.

You’ll need a tank division to drag me out of Downing St, Boris Johnson tells allies

Boris Johnson has told allies that he is determined to cling on to power as he prepares to face a confidence vote as soon as this week.Friends say the prime minister is determined to stay in No 10....

www.thetimes.co.uk

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

I can’t believe you have a friend either.

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@niamhpattonx

3 years

I can’t believe I have a friend who unironically likes James Blunt and finds jeans comfortable 🥴🥴🥴🥴

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

STOP THE COUNT!

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

4 years

If @JamesBlunt is the 'King of Twitter', why have I got nearly four times as many followers? #PopularVote

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Happy Birthday to me.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Hahahahahahahahahaha! No.

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@zachfromcorp

3 years

Do you think James blunt has run out of his “you’re beautiful” money yet?

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

8 months

My first time on the tube in 20+ years. Dude behind me is worried that I think he’s beautiful.

Piers Morgan

@piersmorgan

8 months

On my way to the ⁦ @OfficialNTAs ⁩ - my first time on the tube for 30+ years. Hasn’t got any cooler has it…

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 months

Been investigating how much my autograph is worth.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

I love my fan.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

Dis where I get ma hoes.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Err, she was my ex-girlfriend.

Toybox

@asktoybox

3 years

I was reminded of that song "You're Beautiful" by James Blunt. It's a fucked up song if you listen to it. It's about a guy who sees a girl and "falls in love" purely based on her physical appearance. He knows nothing else about her. It's shallow as fuck and kind of shitty.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

Sorry I haven’t put out new music for a while. Waiting till my balls drop.

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3 years

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

8 years

And I’d like to sit you down and explain - dollar by dollar - why I don’t care.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

8 months

Come get my hoes.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

Omar is the type of person who searches for his name on Twitter and doesn’t find anything.

Syed

@DrakesWriter1

6 years

@JamesBlunt James Blunt is type of person to search for his name on Twitter

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

It rhymed with, “I will always be”.

aoife

@aoifeaoifaoif

2 years

hi @jamesblunt just reflecting on the lyrics of 1973, whats the significance of the year 1973???

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

19 days

It’s always my fault, isn’t it.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

Not if you want to keep them.

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@scriptlover4

6 years

@JamesBlunt should I recommend your music to my friend's

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

So you catch Coronavirus and have to be hospitalised and while you’re thinking can my life get any worse @JamesBlunt comes on the hospital radio. Perfect.

Coronavirus: James Blunt to host hospital radio show

"I was flown in to lower morale over the airwaves," he jokes about his show for 170 stations.

www.bbc.com

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

Lots of people asking me what I’ve been up to recently. @FayeCarruthers

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

I am the fuck James Blunt.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

I’d fuck me.

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7 years

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Watch how fast that date changes the moment she realises my album is out the same day.

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@Adele

3 years

30 - November 19

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

This morning I shat an entire corn on the cob after eating only sweetcorn for 3 days.

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@Jezebel

4 years

James Blunt developed scurvy after adopting an all-meat diet to assert his masculinity

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Unless they paid me.

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@terrierdaveuk

3 years

@fesshole Even James Blunt wouldn't go to a James Blunt concert.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Guys, the government are giving away free drugs, and I am trying ALL of them.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Wait till you see my cock.

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@TheAdanac

3 years

Something about James Blunt's face scares me

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Hoping she doesn’t see this.

Fesshole 🧻

@fesshole

1 year

I'm a moderately successful singer/songwriter. My wife thinks all the love songs are written about her but really they're about my dog.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Hi there.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

You got what you deserved.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Mine was on Zoom, and I thought I’d got away with not being recognised, till the instructor asked people if they could think of ways to keep calm whilst driving. Someone suggested listening to some James Blunt, and everyone pissed themselves.

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1 year

I had to do a speed awareness course and, as a famous actor, it was really humiliating…no one recognised me.

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James Blunt

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2 years

I do solemnly swear that if my new album (out tomorrow) goes to Number 1, I will never write, record or sing another song for as long as I shall live.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

I’m a bit tighter.

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@joshwillcox69

4 years

think I enjoyed @JamesBlunt tonight more than the missus🤣🤣

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Offered to sing, and am now being ushered to the front. 🤷‍♂️

Just for Fun

@carrotnswede

2 years

NEW | Singer @JamesBlunt is reportedly in the #QueueForTheQueen in #London .

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

Lucky the world still has you and me pushing the musical boundaries.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

Quite wet and disappointing?

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@ItsKmama

6 years

It's a James Blunt kind of night

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

This is embarrassing on so many levels.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

It seems she has bad taste in most things.

Mark Maxwell

@mark_max83

3 years

James blunt, do you want to come to our wedding? I think you’re awful but my fiancé thinks you’re good, she’s weird

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Appeals to no one, but was the biggest selling album of the decade.

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@Br0wn__

1 year

Back to Bedlam - James Blunt Who is this for? It’s too simple and safe for music fans, but too progressive (at the time) for an audience like minivan moms. It rides the middle and thus appeals to no one. Music itself isn’t terrible 54/100

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

It’s called the menopause, Matt.

Matt Burns

@RealMattBurns

4 years

Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm really enjoying @JamesBlunt 's new album. What is happening to me?!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

The answer is no. You obviously haven’t suffered enough.

BBC London

@BBCLondonNews

3 years

Singer James Blunt will be the first performer allowed to play a full house since 17 March 2020.

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James Blunt

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5 months

However good you think your life is, you’ll never be as happy as I was when I met Hulk Hogan.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

WTF? Have you been living under a rock!?

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@LisaMarie1128

1 year

I used @Shazam to discover You're Beautiful by James Blunt.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Has.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Ha! So does my chauffeur!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Just to confirm, it’s 8pm on Tuesday, right?

James Melville 🚜

@JamesMelville

2 years

I’ve just arranged dinner with one of the most famous musicians of all time. But I am not going to tell you who it is. 😉

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

Fed up of @edsheeran in your feed? Here's a new song of mine to listen to instead. Oh... I wrote it with Ed.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

After @EdSheeran tragically exploded onto the music scene, my dreams of being a pop star were cut short. But I did what I had to do - including constantly mock my own music - to somehow stay relevant. Today, people barely remember me. Never EVER give up.

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After the Challenger tragically exploded, my dreams of being an astronaut were cut short. But I did what I had to do – including hog farming – to purchase my first McDonalds in 1997. Today, I am honored to represent #OK01 in the U.S. Congress. Never EVER give up.

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James Blunt

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2 years

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT - I am no longer a One-Hit Wonder. My song “Adrenaline“ just went to Number 1… in China.

James Blunt - Adrenaline (Official Music Video)

The official music video for James Blunt - Adrenaline. Subscribe to the James Blunt channel for the latest official music videos, behind the scenes and live ...

www.youtube.com

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

6 years

I’ll give you two guesses.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

Slightly regretting following the government’s advice to retrain.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

8 years

Slightly dismayed that the 1 time I'm on TV in the last 10 years is ona @LouisTheroux documentary about Jimmy Savile

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Guys - I’m fucking No.13 on the US iTunes Chart!!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

I’ll find you anyway.

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@NickWoodley

5 years

@claudiascore How do you feel about James Blunt? I'd tag him in but I'm frightened of him on Twitter.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

You weren’t missed.

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@SteveBorrett3

2 years

@JamesBlunt Who the fuck goes to @jamesblunt gigs anyway ?

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

Not looking forward to being irrelevant again if @Twitter ends on Monday.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

1 year

OTD in 2006, You’re Beautiful hit Number 1 in the US, and i think we can all agree that the world has gone to shit since.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

2 years

Admittedly, I was hoping a couple more people might turn up.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

I am NOT desperate to sell records. At all.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 months

I promise I only started singing when the police needed people to evacuate the train.

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@LBC

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Rachel Riley and James Blunt among Elizabeth Line passengers stuck for hours after electrical cables damaged

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

Maybe the rest of the world has, @piersmorgan , but you, I’m not so sure.

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@piersmorgan

4 years

Haven't we suffered enough this year?

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

A James Blunt mask and some lube would have saved you the trouble.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

9 years

Not even I think you’re beautiful.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

3 years

I did already.

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@ScottieBeam

3 years

If no one told you today. You are beautiful.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

9 years

Unless I find your bum. RT @zomboy666 : I've got fucking James Blunt in my head. I suppose at least that means my day can't get any worse.

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James Blunt

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4 months

Completely forgot to announce the opening of this fantastic cultural experience in glorious Herefordshire. Free entry for both my fans.

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@Craigwgs92

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@JamesBlunt Hi James, I went for a stroll in rural Herefordshire and saw this. Thought it was quite a nice museum experience.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

Once we were besties.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

4 years

What the fuck?

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

I think you mean things you do for a blow job.

Mike Sole 🔸

@mikesole

7 years

The things you do for love. Waiting for 10am to buy tickets for @JamesBlunt for my wife. Oh it beautiful, it's true.

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

7 years

I don’t really like you either, but I’m glad you like the song.

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@Bajoena

7 years

@JamesBlunt not a really big fan, but was listening to your new album, and boy! Wow! I really love the "don't give me those eyes" song!

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James Blunt

@JamesBlunt

5 years

My album launch party is rocking.

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James Blunt

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6 years

Wondering how best to draw attention to the fact that I’ve added an extra concert in Sydney on March 14th.

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