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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

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Spotlight: Potters Theatre Company's new show opens

A heartfelt tribute to the world of West End and Broadway Musicals

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

7 months

An absolute disgrace and inappropriate for any kind of office save prison library trustee

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@donkoclock

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Chris Hirst

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Eleanor was the benchmark, Boebert is the skidmark

The Great Gig in the Sky

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@OccupyDemocrats 🤡

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

If ever a picture spoke a thousand words, this is it

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

7 months

Creepy little Eddie Munster wannabe

Damaan, AKA "Philly's Finest"!

@Damaan4u33

7 months

I promise I won't show this picture of Gaertz's DUI mugshot. What about y'all? 🤞🤞🤞

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

11 months

and the reason why he was so protective was to conceal how much hush money he'd paid women he'd sexually violated and how many of them there were

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

11 months

It's as if Idiocracy is a modern day fly on the wall documentary rather than a movie from close to 20 years ago, once we've foolishly killed all the bees just remember, gatorade it's what plant's crave

Kiersten

@1stKiersten

11 months

👋🏻 if you agree…

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

10 months

Good boy...

HairOnWheels

@Hairhopping

10 months

🐩🐩🐩

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

Two cheeks, same arse

Annie

@AnnieForTruth

3 months

Roseanne Barr and Marjorie Taylor Greene…

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

10 months

Just asked my daughter to give me the phone book She laughed, called me a dinosaur and gave me her iPhone So now the spider is dead, the phone is broken and she's furious

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

10 months

Wonder what these wonderful examples of humanity are compensating for, guessing they've all got tiny little dicks

🐝 Marine Ⓥ𓃟 PhD - #SDGs - #Breton

@BeeAsMarine

10 months

Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. 😡

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Go Brandon, I'll join in with that chant once I've stopped laughing

Dark Damian 🇺🇸 🌊🇺🇸

@CSavin101063

1 year

Just sayin'.... 🤔

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Imagine the size of the butt plug you'd need for that hole

ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ ℙ𝕙𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕘𝕣𝕒𝕡𝕙𝕪

@LePapillonBlu2

1 year

Give me a thumbs up if you agree.

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Chris Hirst

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1 year

I didn't grow up to be a drag queen either, less said about anvils the better though

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Comeuppance is coming, perhaps someone could rip of that game of thrones thing donny was told to cease and desist doing

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

Who'd you rather kiss, I'm going for the green fella

CoffeyTimeNews

@CoffeyTimeNews

3 months

Notice how @mattgaetz has never sued anyone for defamation for calling him a rapist, pedophile and sex-trafficker? It’s because he knows it’s true.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

@Markfry809 Putting a bag of shit in your hands and clapping

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

6 months

The wife had a right go at me last night, she said "That's the fourth time you've gone back up for dessert, doesn't that embarrass you at all?" "No" I replied, "I keep telling them it's for you"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

6 months

I tried to give blood earlier, never again, there's just to many stupid questions "Who's blood is it?" "Where did you get it from?" "Why is it in a bucket?" Just forget it, last time I try and help out

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

The caveman brow ridge give it away imo

Full Metal Finch 💙🌊

@FullMetalFinch

2 years

#MarjorieTaylorGreene

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Casinos Carl, he bankrupted Casinos, not just one, no this stable genius done several

Stivali Ryder 🌊🇺🇲🌻🇺🇦♀️ BLM, #BlueCrew

@StivaliRyder

1 year

Ultra MAGAts 🤡. Stupid motherfuckers.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

11 months

Two guys in their 20's are in a bar chatting One says to the other that he looks tired "My girlfriend wants sex every night, 4,5,6 times, I'm exhausted, I don't know what to do An older guy in his 70's is listening and says "marry her, that'll put an end to that nonsense"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Shit, I think I've had this virus a while

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Nice people are nice people regardless of gender, sexual orientation, race, or religion, doesn't need saying but it gets forgotten when the extremists and bigots seemingly have the loudest voices

Ryan Shead

@RyanShead

1 year

It’s not the drag queens and gay folks endangering our kids… It’s the gun worshipping domestic terrorists trying to convince us otherwise who are. 💯

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

True story, it's what's made us what we are today...

WHY trump?

@Why__President

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

Poor donny, he can barely raise a thumb these days

@MysterySolvent2.0

@DarkMSolvent

3 months

What was the theme of Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Superbowl party?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 months

Both got that similar constipated look and crap hair

Douglas

@055Douglas

2 months

@TeaPainUSA @ReallyAmerican1 What a UN-American piece of #SHIT Listen American do you prefer Democracy over Dictatorship!!! I SAY DEMOCRACY

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Think I've worked out what the J in donny j trump stands for, it's jail...

Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈

@piyushmittal

1 year

Who did this?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

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@JamesTate121 There's a role model all young people could learn from and a fair few older ones too

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

It mainly punches holes in little kids you wretched piece of trailer trash

Little Crow ✡️🌊 I am Antifa. #Resist #UnionStrong

@therealltlkrow

1 year

President Biden is correct when he says the election is about "the soul of this country." Voting GOP means you like this sort of thing and, like Boebert, have no soul.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

8 months

I'm sure donny sympathises for him, what's that donny Enrique who, never mind, perhaps you can empathise with him from the next cell instead

Ctzn Aware 👊

@GMaverickctzn

8 months

@ImSpeaking13 💁‍♂️

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

11 months

I wonder if clouds ever peer down and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Haven't they suffered enough...

Charlie Kirk

@charliekirk11

1 year

BREAKING: President Trump to visit East Palestine next week.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Eleanor is the benchmark, they're the skid mark

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2 years

thank you Eleanor...

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

The family seem to like stealing from charities, all the best ones to, children with cancer, veterans that type of thing

JC/Janet Boydell, author

@watchful999

2 years

To our dear veterans…this is a con man. He only cares about himself. Please be cognizant about who you vote for…IT absolutely matters!

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Now that's grammar

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Dave was on his death bed with his wife Karen sat next to him He said in a weak voice " Karen, six months after I die I want you to marry Bob from next door, it'smy dying wish" "Okay she said but I thought you hated him" With his final breath Dave managed to say "I do"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

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Interesting that not one of them needed immunity from prosecution to make big decisions...

Just saying

@kangaroos991

1 month

Pass it on! ⤵️

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tuna fish

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

What a disgusting loser, glad he lost his job, no one has been more unfit for a role since Harold Shipman got his medical certificate

Robb Edwards 🌱

@RobRobbEdwards

2 years

Another Beautiful Animal a threatened Giraffe killed by Blake Fischer

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

4 months

@JoJoFromJerz @Deema15100916 And gym's only sticking up for him because he's next, not because it's a witch hunt either but because the creeps up to his neck in it, he hates you all too, be in no doubt

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 months

A colon can really change the meaning of a sentence. Example: "The marbles fell out of my pocket" "The marbles fell out of my colon"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

My new gloves just arrived, both lefts, which on the one hand is great but on the other, not right

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Let that sink in for a second, not one person

patriot lynn

@lynndoh94310436

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Large Marge has got them and you ain't getting them back, ever

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 months

One things for sure, no one was more surprised at Epstein's suicide than Jeffrey himself...

Simon Ateba

@simonateba

2 months

Who killed Jeffrey Epstein in a U.S. prison?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Lance is an uncommon name these days But in medieval times people were called Lance a lot

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 months

@RonFilipkowski @mcgee_mom Wonder if they tried speaking slower and louder to them till they got the gist, that always works, you just have to get s-l- o- w-e-r and LOUDER till it does

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

8 months

Had a massive argument with the other half earlier and she ended up packing my bags, as I was walking out the door she screamed "I wish you a slow and painful death you bastard" So naturally I assumed she wanted me to stay and went to unpack...

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

8 months

I would 100% support it, "men" like this will just have to get their little winkies surgically enlarged instead

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 years

@realDonaldTrFan @xmagicmomentsx No need to adjust them, they're still set from last time

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Wow, he has literally signed his own figurative death warrant

Terri Loves America 🟧💙💔🟦

@ProudAFAmerican

2 years

It's so satisfying to know that trump did something right during his term in office. I hope he gets the MAXIMUM sentence #TrumpRaid #TrumpIsGuilty #Karma #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue22 #Rabbithole #OurBlueVoice

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

Hunter becomes the hunted

Rise Up AZ! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇵🇸

@KrollMik123

3 months

Me either

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Chris Hirst

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A lion, a tiger and a bat meet The lion says "I only have to roar and the entire Serengeti is petrified" The tiger says "I only have to roar and the entire forest is trembling with fear" The bat says "big deal, I only have to cough anf the entire planet shits itself"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 years

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Mary ate her friend's sandwich Or Mary ate her friend's colon

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I thought it was bad but it must be really, really bad

Lee 🖤💛

@4cats412

2 years

@PoliticOhMyGawd @DonaldJTrumpJr

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Oh dear, what a shame, never mind

DANNY VERMIN 🐀🐀🐀(Parody)

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 months

Only way they'd look alike is if donny died taking a dump on the toilet

Kyle Keegan

@realKyleKeegan

3 months

Which one of these didn’t have bone spurs?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

and throw away the key

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Worryingly the sea lion won, his arguments were more cogent and less fishy than tfg's

DANNY VERMIN 🐀🐀🐀(Parody)

@VerminDanny

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Chris Hirst

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1 year

They've either relaxed their views on drag or his mum IS still alive...

𝕋𝕙𝕖 ℙ𝕚𝕩𝕖𝕝 ℙ𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕚𝕥 ⭐️

@Cheap_Knockoff

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@NotHoodlum

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Makes sense, cut out the middle man

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I think I'd really like to see a ban worldwide on trophy hunting, I mean what's the point, if you've got to shoot it use a camera, your soul will thank you later

🐝 Marine Ⓥ𓃟 PhD - #SDGs - #Breton

@BeeAsMarine

2 years

Please retweet if you think there should be a worldwide ban on trophy hunting. 😡 #AnimalRights #SDGs (*) (*) Her name, Tess Thompson Talley. Do you want her website, her instagram, her photos proud of her "trophies" at home ???

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Chris Hirst

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2 years

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's a coincidence

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I saw Rupert trending and feared the worse, sure enough he's alive and well...

 Let it Ride 🇺🇦🇮🇱

@kathrynresists

2 years

Rupert Murdoch is in bed with Donald Trump & Vladimir Putin. International terrorist he is. He has been polluting minds for decades. #BanFoxNews

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 years

@Alyssa_Milano He's either guilty as hell or completely insane, not sure which is worse really

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Trouble in paradise...

Eddie LaBongchek

@EddieLabongchek

2 years

@tomiahonen The Pootie pillow talk is getting heated

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

The name of a penitentiary might be nice

Mystery Solvent

@MysterySolvent

2 years

What should Ivanka’s new jacket have embroidered on it?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Absolutely disgusting, how is this offence even worth five years in prison, unless they turn up with a mail bag full of votes then maybe

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I'd rather vote for the green fella tbh

The_Cussin_Shaman

@TheCussinShaman

2 years

#MediocreTrashGoblin doesn't like the current #MarjorieNaziGreene that is trending. Pass it on.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

4 years

@crzyfkinworld Looking at her face, I'd say he hasn't

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Good news at last for Russia, the fire on the Moskva has been extinguished...

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 years

@NateHoot @realDonaldTrump Well it would have been inconvenient for him to have had to commute tremendous distances just to do a bit of fighting, better to leave it to poor people, he calls them suckers, most people call the hero's

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Prince Andrew has had to tighten the old purse strings since the settlement, he was looking through exchange & mart and saw a 15 year old escort for sale, he rushed over to the Queen and asked her for the cash and she said "you do realise this is a car you fat nonce"

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

Reason being, it is hilarious

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

4 years

What's this group compensating for, I'm guessing they've all got very tiny dicks...

Robb Edwards 🌱

@RobRobbEdwards

4 years

According to experts, David Watt, 72, hunts animals who are no older than four years old in South Africa.

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@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I really don't care, do you?

Fox News

@FoxNews

2 years

‘VICTORIA’S NATIONAL SECURITY SECRET’: The former first lady reportedly felt ‘violated’ by strangers rifling through her personal belongings during search.

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Failed my interview for the RAF They asked me what the bomb bay doors are Apparently a tribute act from India isn't the right answer

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

If this doesn't help focus people's minds as to what's happening then nothing will, Greta and Attenborough might as well give up and go home

Gina Bates Ⓥ 𓃟 Pigoneer™.

@hilltopgina

2 years

We all saw this harrowing image of a starving polar bear. The poster image of a starving animal heading towards extinction. This is what we are doing to wild animals. Please read on 🌍

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

@davenewworld_2 @chinwind1 Chase Winkle, really? What's his middle name My?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

I had a really weird dream, I dreamt the sea was made of fizzy orange rather than water Guess it was just a fanta-sea

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@ChrisTheHammers

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QFT

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Chris Hirst

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Done a good deed, at the supermarket earlier this old lady didn't have enough money for her shopping, she was £8 short so thinking of my nan and how I'd want someone to help her I wouldn't take no for an answer and in no time at all we had all her shopping back on the shelves

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

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Only with laughter

OBA OF TEXAS👑 🇳🇬🇺🇸

@OBAofTexas

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@funder Does this….. make anyone cry???

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Former President Crazypants ruins the wedding photo by being in it

Roshan Rinaldi

@Roshan_Rinaldi

1 year

Former President Crazypants ruins the wedding photo with his goofy-ass "thumbs-up".

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

He should be certified but not as a genius

Roshan Rinaldi

@Roshan_Rinaldi

2 years

"He's a certified genius".

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

7 months

Easy done, I've done that twice now...

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 years

I was feeling guilty earlier about the children, they're watching far to much television and doing no schoolwork through lockdown, so I put the telly on mute, turned the subtitles on and now they're reading #greatparenting

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 years

@realDonaldTrFan Best headache ever, no one has had a better headache that that or longer, Trump WINS again, I promised you'd be tired of winning and this is just the start

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

4 years

@spulliam She reads them, he colours them in

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

He looks like Vegas Elvis now, one that had particularly let himself go mind

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 years

I've just been accused of plagiarism!! Their words not mine

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

2 years

I don't wish rape on Clayton Williams but hey is it's inevitable Clayton, why not relax and enjoy it or better yet make the best out of it like Rick did

Annie

@AnnieForTruth

2 years

Disgusting Republicans. 😡😡😡

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Herschel Walker

altheboss

@AlTheBoss03

1 year

Who are these dudes ?

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

1 year

A picture speaks a thousand words, would be perfectly framed to if Vlad the insaner Putin were by Donny's other shoulder

Ankit 𝕏

@imoriginalankit

1 year

@elonmusk @JGreenblattADL @ADL

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

5 years

If that doesn't make them stop nothing will

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Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers

3 years

There's a thousand of these ranches in America, I hope word gets out and the public shames them into closing.

Robb Edwards 🌱

@RobRobbEdwards

3 years

#CannedHunting is the killing of captive-bred wild animals in small enclosures. It is most commonly associated with the trophy-hunting of lions in South Africa, but it also takes place in the USA