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Guardian of Democracy - Born Thomas Elmer Addison Pain - July 4th, 1976

Gizzard Ridge, AR
Joined March 2014
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@TeaPainUSA
Tea Pain
2 months
Ever wonder why you have no outreach as a Democrat on X? Last July, Elmo made massive changes to the algorithm. Overnight, Tea Pain went from 80k views per tweet to less than 20k. Are we lookin' at the next massive class-action suit?
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@TeaPainUSA
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FUN FACT: @realDonaldTrump just signed his name on millions of $1200 checks and sent them THROUGH THE U.S. MAIL without a single concern about “fraud.”
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@TeaPainUSA
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2 years
Write this down. Mike Pence wouldn't have spoken out against Trump today unless he knows FOR CERTAIN Trump's in a world of trouble.
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
Trump: "I will end the endless wars." MAGA: "Boo, wars!" Trump: "I assassinated the top general in Iran." MAGA: "Yay, wars!" Trump: "I will bring the troops home." MAGA: "Yay! Bring them home!" Trump: "I'm sending more troops to the Middle East." MAGA: "Yay! Go Troops!"
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
WARNING TO ALL: Social Security is 100% funded by our payroll tax contributions. Trump's "permanent payroll tax cut" ends Social Security forever. All that money you paid in your whole life will be gone. Think long and hard on that before you cast your vote.
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@TeaPainUSA
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DON'T FORGET. If we don't impeach Trump, he's entitled to a lifetime pension, lifetime Secret Service protection and a million dollar annual travel budget. Does a man who led an insurrection against his own country deserve such perks?
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@TeaPainUSA
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Because your party investigated Hillary for 6 years and found nothin', then Bob Mueller investigated Manafort for a couple of months and found 30 million dollars of money launderin' and tax fraud. That help, little feller?
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Why is Manafort in prison and Hillary isn’t? 🤔
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@TeaPainUSA
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3 years
It shouldn't be easier to buy a gun than to vote. Pass it on.
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
Trump calls for a "National Day of Prayer", so here goes... "Dear Lord. Please remove Donald Trump as President." "Amen."
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
Attention: @RealDonaldTrump . Hunter Biden won a Nobel Prize and you didn’t.
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Christopher, Esq. 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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GREAT NEWS! HUNTER BIDEN HEADED THE WORLD FOOD PROGRAM & IT WON THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE! When Biden’s son fed the poor, trump’s kids were looting a charity. trump spent lots of time & resources (even extorted Ukraine) to discredit Hunter Biden. So retweet this news far & wide.
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@TeaPainUSA
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Let. This. Sink. In. Donald Trump says America will get no infrastructure spending, or any other legislation for that matter, until all investigations into him are ended. There's a word for this: "extortion."
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@TeaPainUSA
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We knew Trump would start a war before the election, but we didn't know it would be here.
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If you wanna make it harder to buy a gun, we gotta make it harder to buy a politician.
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
Our Independence Day has been rescheduled til November 3rd.
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
DEBATE TIP for @JoeBiden . If Trump calls Joe Biden a "socialist", ask Trump to define "socialism."
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@TeaPainUSA
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3 years
If Joe Biden wins, he will have beaten... 1) An incumbent President 2) The Department of Justice 3) The United States Post Office 4) GOP voter suppression 5) Russia Intelligence and Saudi troll farms 6) Fox News 7) Facebook
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Biden kills terrorists. Trump plays golf with ‘em.
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Remember how Trump put his signature on millions of $1200 checks and had no concerns about sendin’ them in the U.S. Mail?
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Why are the same “Pro-lifers” that insist the government should have control over a woman’s body standin’ on street corners screamin’ the government can’t control what they do with their bodies?
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@TeaPainUSA
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More Muslims have been killed by Trump supporters in the past 24 hours than Americans killed by refugees from banned countries in 30 years.
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Will MAGA ever be smart enough to realize the Jan 6th committee just handed them a 250 million dollar class action suit?
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When Republicans call for “unity”, they mean “immunity.”
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Evangelicals are always hollerin' how we need to "put Christ back into Christmas." What they need to do is "put Christ back into Christianity" first.
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3 years
WRITE. THIS. DOWN. If we don't prosecute Trump and everyone involved in the attack on our country, THEY WILL DO IT AGAIN!
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@TeaPainUSA
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President Obama was everything @realDonaldTrump will never be. Honorable. Dignified. Compassionate. A level headed leader, strong family man and, most importantly, a good soul. America was blessed to have had you as a leader, Mr. President. @BarackObama
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3 years
Let this sink in. The new ruler of Afghanistan was in prison until Trump let him out in 2018.
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4 years
FUN FACT: Durin’ the time Trump was “preoccupied with impeachment and couldn’t focus on the pandemic” he held 9 MAGA rallies and played six rounds of golf.
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@TeaPainUSA
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4 years
Whenever the Republicans show disturbin' images from "Biden's America", ask yourself why the footage was taken while Trump is in office.
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Any Christian church that says migrants should not be allowed to seek asylum in America should take down their Nativity scenes.
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@TeaPainUSA
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Hillary spent 11 hours in a Benghazi "perjury trap" under oath live on national television. How do you reckon she did it without gettin' caught? Oh...she told the truth.
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@TeaPainUSA
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6 years
Have you folks noticed that Rudy Giuliani has suddenly disappeared from TV after the IG report suggested the FBI leaks tied to him are under investigation? Coincidence?
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@TeaPainUSA
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5 years
SNL has made fun of every President since it first debuted in 1975, but you are the only President weak and insecure enough to publicly announce it bothers you.
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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Nothing funny about tired Saturday Night Live on Fake News NBC! Question is, how do the Networks get away with these total Republican hit jobs without retribution? Likewise for many other shows? Very unfair and should be looked into. This is the real Collusion!
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2nd Amendment gun nuts are watchin’ Ukrainian citizens bearin’ arms against a tyrannical government and guess what? They’re cheerin’ for the tyrannical government.
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@TeaPainUSA
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Trump says Puerto Ricans "want everything to be done for them." This is how every racist you ever met describes minorities. #TrumpMustGo
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5 years
If the Epstein case takes down Bill Clinton along with Donald Trump, so be it. This is about justice, not politics.
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Smokers have to pay more for health insurance. Let’s treat the unvaccinated the same way.
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Elijah Cummings is a National Treasure.
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@TeaPainUSA
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John McCain favorability ratings Democrats: 60% favorable 29% unfavorable Republicans: 41% favorable 48% unfavorable It says a lot when a political party rejects their own war hero and principled Senator in favor of a 5-time draft-dodgin', lie-spewin' adulterer.
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Women will turn Texas blue.
@RonFilipkowski
Ron Filipkowski
3 years
Republican candidates all over the country in closely contested districts are cursing Greg Abbott today. San Antonio.
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FUN FACT: Joe Biden has done more work in his first half-day than Trump did in 4 years.
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We need to beat this like a big bass drum: "A President under multiple criminal investigations can not select the judge that may ultimately decide his guilt."
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200,000 Americans die of COVID. Republicans do nothin'. 1 Justice passes away. They mobilize like it's wartime.
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Republicans were fine with democracy until people of color started usin' it.
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Joe Biden shocked the world and delivered Georgia. Now it's up to us to beat David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler and deliver both Georgia Senate seats to Joe!
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Stephen Miller’s wife reportedly has COVID-19. Miller says he’s not worried because the virus doesn’t jump species.
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If you claim the first black president was the "worst president ever" and the feller that told you to inject disinfectant is the "best president ever", congratulations, you just tested positive for racism.
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Two-part question for MAGA. 1) Do you have any problem with armed citizens with assault weapons and military tactical gear stormin’ a state capital? 2) What if they’re black?
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Republicans claim a handful of people beggin’ police to stop killin’ George Floyd was an “angry mob”, but thousands of white traitors attackin’ Capitol Police were “peaceful protesters.”
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4 years
Know Trump. No peace. No Trump. Know peace.
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@TeaPainUSA
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6 years
The real irony is that Trump is so easy to get rid of. All you have to do is make sure you’re registered to vote and stop by your local polling place on your way home one evening in November. We vote. We win. Any questions?
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Twitter needs to remove every white supremacist account, then note who complains about it and remove them too.
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The best proof yet the border is not dangerous? Trump is goin' there.
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Who overthrew the Capitol? Muslims? No. Mexicans? No. LBGT militants? No. Black Lives Matter? No. Socialists? No. Communists? No. WHITE. TRUMP. SUPPORTERS.
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Does this mean Trump can’t come back to the U.S.?
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Senate unanimously passes bill to deny entry for individuals who interfere in US elections
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Whatever amount of security Joe Biden currently has, he should triple it. Trump and his terrorists are out of control.
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Donald Trump paid a pornstar what the average American family makes in 2 years just for her silence about an affair. Bannon claims Trump paid off close to a hundred women. Evangelicals, is this still your man?
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Have you noticed the same politicians that want our kids back in school are the same ones that do nothin' after a school shootin'?
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If Trump did such a "great job" on the vaccines, why is the U.K. gettin' theirs first?
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Muslim rams a car into crowd, Trump condemns in less than an hour. When his supporter does it, he needs 72 hours to confirm he had a permit.
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@TeaPainUSA
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PRO-TIP: Every time a Republican declares “I see no evidence that rises to the level of impeachment”, the next follow-up question should be, “then why move the transcripts to a top secret server?”
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Here's your 2 choices, Republicans. 1) You remove him now. 2) We remove all of you later.
@Amy_Siskind
Amy Siskind 🏳️‍🌈
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New poll finds 55% say Trump should be removed from office, 40% say he should not. A new high.
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Inauguration Day: Mark this down! Gas $2.33 Dow 19,819 NASDAQ 5560.7 Unemployment 4.7% It's all on you now, Donald. We don't forget!
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In 2019, the House impeached Donald Trump. In 2020, the people convicted him.
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If Trump is innocent, then you must believe there is a massive conspiracy involvin’ virtually every news outlet in the world, 17 US intel agencies and numerous foreign intel groups along with a number of Trump’s own appointees. Or the simpler conclusion: Trump is a crook.
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Bolton has given all you Republicans that live in fear of Trump a way out. Do you have the courage to take it?
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“U.S. churches are costing tax payers $71 billion a year.” Most of these big churches are nothin’ but right-wing superPACs. The IRS needs to tax them like any other business and take some of the load off hard-workin’ taxpayers.
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Mueller had no need to call this press conference today, but he did. Dwell on that. Out of the 488 pages of info to choose from he picked two powerful points. 1) He can not exonerate Trump 2) Congress is the only body that can hold Trump accountable. Get it?
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In one year Trump has managed to normalize profanity, serial adultery, racism, sexual assault, pedophilia and treason. You can't support these un-American traits and claim you put "America First."
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BREAKING: Trumptanic strikes Bloomberg. "FOX network was criticized for cutting away from Trump’s lap at the Daytona 500 in his presidential limo. Instead, fans were treated to a commercial from Democratic presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg."
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Liz Cheney is now free to run the Jan 6th Commission without fear or political concern. With Pence announcin' he is open to testifyin', she's about to burn MAGA to the ground.
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Pence needs to gather half the cabinet, go see Trump and give him two choices... 1) Resign in 24 hours 2) or Pence will invoke the 25th Amendment.
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Overnight, Trump traded the lives of hundreds of thousands of our Kurdish allies in exchange for 1 news cycle. This is the act of a sociopath.
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Why do Republicans call Democrats "Nazis", but they're the ones that attend all the white supremacist rallies?
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Let this sink in. Bill Barr has visited with foreign allies to smear our own intelligence agencies. The top law enforcement officer has weakened our national security and stained our integrity in the world. He must be removed and prosecuted.
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Nixon attacked the independent counsel, labeled the investigation a “witch hunt”, and proclaimed his innocence for 26 months, till one day he wasn’t “innocent” any more. History is repeatin’ itself.
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The U.S. vaccinated 3 million of our brothers and sisters today. President Biden is literally healin’ our nation.
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BREAKING: Mar-a-Lago closed due to hoax.
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The Hill
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#BREAKING : Mar-a-Lago closes, other Trump properties cut staff: report
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Imagine how Trump fumed as he was forced to sit in a park tonight while tens of thousands of Americans booed and chanted “Lock Him Up!” Democracy is a beautiful thing.
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Amy Coney Barrett has been confirmed and the Senate has left town till after the election. The Republican Party just flipped the bird to the American voters. Ready to return the favor?
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Hitler rose to power in 1933. By 1938 there were no more elections Tea is deadly serious. If we don’t put a check on Trump now, we won’t have a need for future elections. Vote as if your lives depend on it, cause guess what? They do.
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Have you noticed that it's not the hospital workers, the doctors or the morticians that are encouragin' Americans to go back to work? It's the millionaires and the billionaires. Get it?
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Take a hard look @realDonaldTrump . You may reverse a few of his orders, but you'll never erase his legacy of compassion and leadership.
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Let. This. Sink. In. Donald Trump has accused a former two-term President of assassinatin' Jeffrey Epstein to cover up a co-conspiracy of pedophilia, sexual assault and statutory rape. This abuse of power alone is an impeachable offense. #ImpeachNow
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Trump calls for boycott of Coca-Cola. 10 bucks says he keeps drinkin’ Diet Coke. Any takers?
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Have you noticed everybody Trump knows is a criminal? Just sayin'.
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FUN FACT: Alexander Acosta, the U.S. Attorney in Miami that cut a secret deal to keep Jeffrey Epstein out of jail and seal all the evidence was Trump’s mysterious pick for Secretary of Labor. Coincidences take a heap of plannin’.
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REMEMBER THIS: Trump was briefed on the #coronavirus over 3 months ago and chose to do nothin’. This is 100% on Trump.
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SAD FACT: The most popular Republican of all time is a mentally-ill, dictator friendly, sex-offendin', pathological lyin' serial adulterer.
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Trump's parade was such a disappointment, he named it "Eric." #TrumpParade #TrumpParadeFail
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DANG! President Obama is dismantlin' what's left of Trump's presidency with nothin' but a microphone.
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Tea Pain says that immediately after Mueller testifies this week the House should... 1) Declare impeachment inquiry 2) Subpoena all witnesses 3) Cancel August recess Who agrees with Tea Pain?
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Wouldn’t it be funny if after all the times Trump called the Clinton Foundation “corrupt”, it would be the Trump foundation that was shut down over fraudulent practices?” Yes. Yes it is.
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Q: How do we know Trump was in charge of the Jan 6th insurrection? A: It failed.
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BREAKIN': Pat Cipollone DID NOT invoke a 5th Amendment privilege today.
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We should ask @realDonaldTrump why Hillary can sit for an 11 hour interview under oath on national television but he won’t sit in a private interview with Bob Mueller for a couple hours. Why is that, Donald?
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The moment Biden is sworn in and Trump is gone, prepare to drink from a fire hose of scandalous revelations that will make you sick to your stomach. We don't know half of the evils Trump has wrought on the American people.
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If Republicans win in Virginia tonight, let’s all scream “voter fraud”, cry for audits and watch the GOP suddenly defend election integrity.
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This mornin’, Trump publicly implicated his eldest son and son-in-law in a felony conspiracy. Any man that would sell out his own son would gladly sell out his own country.
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Yesterday Tea Pain encountered a “Christian” man that admitted Trump “lies from time to time but the important thing is that he’s doin’ Gods work.” When your defense is that Trump is “lyin’ for Jesus”, you’ve just admitted he’s not a Christian and you’re probably not one either.
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