Listen, we can't keep being polite. You smell like oozing cheese, Niknaks and your hair like mold. Swimming is not a bath. Dry shampoo is a gimmick. You're aging like milk because you don't moisturise. Loads of skincare is to prevent issues caused by not being clean.
The affection this team has towards one another is the best thing about them. They hug and kiss and cuddle and it's the cutest thing to watch, ever. ❤️
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Requesting everyone not to share the image of that protestor who came to steal the limelight wearing free palestine T shirt. He wanted eyeballs. Stop giving it by sharing the image.
[WATCH] "They steal in the Western Cape. They just have more finesse when they steal, unlike some other people who steal and buy Gucci. Stop stealing." - Good party leader Patricia de Lille in conversation with
@XoliMngambi
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#Newzroom405
One of my mom's kids did 10 subjects and has 10 A's with an aggregate of 96%. She has been this consistent throughout her schooling career. What an incredible young lady. A top 3 star for KZN.
Aged milk turns into yogurt and thousands of cheeses that can be savoured and are delicious.
Aged wine is as sour as vinegar for always. Good to scrub floors and clean toilets.
8 seconds in is the audio. Bongi is shouting ‘wit kant’. White side. I think this is the Springboks system call for when the opposition are switching the play. He identifies this early and alerts his defenders.
You can hear him shout it repeatedly.
No matter how much we stressed, those last few moments belonged solely to Cheslin. He was the most stressed man sport has ever had. He must sleep until 1 December.
The French are so angry, hey? All day they have been slinging what they think are insults but we have been through so much that all I'm doing is cry-laughing. What kind of insult is "you have no electricity?" Nobody has laughed more about loadshitting than us, at ourselves. 😂
I have already issued a statement alerting those from South Africa who are fighting along side or in the Israeli Defense Forces. We are ready, when you return home, we will arrest you." -- Naledi Pandor
So, just so I understand. People must cycle from Delft, Lanka, Khaya etc, with their children at 4am to get to school and then work in the inner city? In CT weather? Plus we will be fishing people out of the Atlantic thanks to the wind but ok.
As Capetonians struggle with ongoing taxi violence in the province, leaving thousands of commuters stranded,
an NPO based in the mother city is lobbying to make Cape Town more bike-friendly.
#DStv403
#TaxiStrike
Basically, "we took you for a poes and we got away with it!"
Not that we aren't aware they gaslight us as a profession but then Cupcake will come to say, "WE must fight corruption". We. Us.
This is why people throw shoes at politicians.
“We defended Former President Zuma, we even went to Parliament and said a swimming Pool is a fire Pool, The Constitutional Court led by Mogoeng Mogoeng released a judgement against Jacob Zuma but the ANC stood by him, today Zuma says he can't stand President Cyril Ramaphosa” ANC
Had so many chats about this recently. Durban has the weather, the food, the animals, the scenery, the people. It would be so easy. It's depressing to think of what it could be.
Durban could've been South Africa's Miami.
I visited Miami & it's a spruced up version of Durban: Art-deco buildings, clean beaches, clubs, bars, culture.
The eThekwini Municipality lacks the imagination & competence to transform Durban into a
#1
tourist hotspot. Sad, right?
One of my mom's kids did 10 subjects and has 10 A's with an aggregate of 96%. She has been this consistent throughout her schooling career. What an incredible young lady. A top 3 star for KZN.
Then I can ask if, in this day and age of scams and fraud, you think asking people to email their salary and ID number is the safest way to do it? Especially people who have had accounts for decades? Please review this. I'm certainly not following that instruction.
Even when toddlers draw houses, they make more sense. They even have grass and a flower and a tree. Who designed these? Someone's pet fish?! Why did you not just build semi-detached housing?
Checking progress in the construction of 6000 new houses in Mogale City. We want to be a generation that will eradicate informal settlements. Thank you so much MEC MAILE. Less talk more work.
"Say hello to the aunty...
Did you say hello to the aunty?
Say hello.
SAY HELLO AUNTY!"
Please stop this. Stop it. Stop telling at kids to greet people. They don't know me for shit and are visibly uncomfortable.
Thanks to my ancestors for getting on the ships. Thanks to you, I haven't been disfigured by acid or oil, get to speak in public whenever I want, can make whatever choices I want and raise my boy-child to not be an entitled dick. Thank you for bunny chows and jalebi. ❤️
First you have to find a giraffe. Then you point the giraffes neck in the direction of America and the song travels down its neck. The village runs in circles around it to make a tornado and the music spreads in the wind when the giraffe farts.
Do a lot of people play my music in South Africa I remember having on big show their few years back … how do yall listen to our music in South Africa???? On what platform or in Nigeria?
NEW: Security camera footage of the attack on Black teens at a pool in South Africa provides a more complete picture of what happened. You can see a white man stopping the boys at the gate & almost all the white swimmers getting out of the pool when one of the teens gets in.
Ster-Kinekor plans to retrench 236 employees and shut down as many as nine cinema complexes across South Africa, attributing the decision to a significant drop in cinema attendance. |
@TVwithThinus
I don't understand this "new leadership" narrative. They are so old we call them Gweezy, Mama Action, Fix Fokol and Cupcake. Who are you trying to lie to? 😂🤣
The neighbourhood is fine thanks. The biggest issue in the WA group is someone looking for eco-friendly Christmas crackers. Someone else's air-conditioner is leaking and there are carol singers about as well. Weirdest genocide ever.
Please say a prayer for the white minority in South Africa who are suffering daily murder, discrimination and oppression.
This Christmas, spare a thought for a kindred community that is under siege.
They are suffering racist genocide at the hands of a murderous regime.
Why is the person in a SANRAL jacket celebrating as it it wasn't them that erected this tax wastage? It wasn't put there by aliens. This is some elite fuckedupness.
Let me tell you about a habit I HATE.
You see a person prepping a meal. For at least an hour. Then they say, "food's ready!" to give you time to get yourself to the table where things are hot and at their best. Then you disappear for 15 mins.
I will never not hate this.
Guy selling rugby shirts at the traffic light has just struck gold. A full tour bus pulled up on the pavement, pulled everything on and grabbed all the flags. What joy.
Today, I remember out gardener Jackson, who planted a mango tree for my brother while my mom was in labour. He was mistaken for his politically active twin, had a tire set alight around his neck and died in the most brutal way. I was 5. I have never forgotten.
Going to need to lie on the floor and weep for a week. Husbin came through on something I rrrreeealllly wanted but wasn't sure was possible. But because he is a magic genius, he found a way. I'm so happy! 🥹
Yeyi! I grew up in Durban!
It is always the same.
"Vy call the bras. This ou is starting."
Next thing Strinivasan, who weighs 37kg but is 1.56m tall is fighting for his life with his bony hands.
The aftermath: "you saw how I shayaed that ou? His mother's cake!"
I have lived.
I also want to talk with the Ethekwini municipality. It's like it doesn't exist. Where and what does it do? This poor city. 😭😭😭 Durban, I'm so sorry. This is not fair at all.
Fishy says they are learning isiXhosa at school.
I pipe up: "I know a bit of isiZulu!"
Him: "How does that help me?"
I made this exact face because that's all I had left.
There could be zero tries and 18 penalties whacked through the poles with a cricket bat, a sloffie and the collective hot air of our colonizers and it would still be more entertaining than people who don't understand any language but English.
Congrats South Africa for 4 Rugby World Cups. Yet a peek into the records shows in winning those finals, the Springboks have scored just 2 tries but kicked 18 penalties. (+ 2 conversions & 2 d.goals) Is this type of top game one the world wants into the future? Just sayin'...🤣!
Tournaments expose me to Afrikaans men. I dislike them. I dislike their violence. I dislike the violence they teach their children. I dislike the dirty tricks they teach their children. Kids are small. There is no need for your screaming and veins popping out. Horrid humans.
My amazing bro graduated summa cum laude today, with an honour's in engineering. I've never been more proud of him after he had an absolute stinker of a 2023. Forwards ever! He is madly inspiring for all our kids because if perseverance was a person...
The disrespect! The Springboks need to drop kick politicians as soon as possible. The distraction from horrible things they speak about... you and your friends are the horrible thing.
@lulu_luwela
Its not Rassie who did away with quotas its me bcos they were counter productive,We entrenched the transformation charter hence u see Siya been the captain. But i understand your point and fully agree about your assertion about Rassie .
Let the annoyance of the international rugby fraternity begin! They can boo. They can swear. They can try to pull tricks. We now know what to do. Keep our heads straight and stick together.
@tanyajunghans
This has been the bulk of the work I've done for myself and on myself, so I've ebbed away from being "the strong one". People get all my emotions now and the ones that are still holding my hand are the ones who I know always will.
When you have no defence, you clutch at administration straws. This is like a corporate HR dept. Just a pile of admin garbage while trying to dilute the point.
South African president Cyril Ramaphosa thrust himself front and centre of the Springboks’ World Cup celebrations - lifting the trophy just eight seconds after captain Siya Kolisi
#TelegraphRugby
#RWC2023
Not a single public warning on a single news anything to stay away from the apparent gas explosion. People died that way after the truck exploded. We really need to have a look at ourselves and our procedures because public health and safety just isn't one.
A very happy Diwali from Fishy and his rangoli stencil! First pancake and what not... will report back when he gets a hang of it! Love and light to you and yours! ❤️
My hysteria is showing. Cannot stop laughing at the KZN blue light brigades not having etags, so instead of speeding through the shesha lane, they are all stuck in various queues at the toll. What perfect security strategy while at a standstill.