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Purveyor of Takes • We’ll burn that bridge when we come to it • Rugby’s Deep State Correspondent •

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4 months
Gonna tell my kids this was Rassie Erasmus and Siya Kolisi.
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One thing the cameras may not have picked up. 50 minutes after the final whistle. Medal ceremony done. Interviews done. Most laps of honour done. Ardie Savea walked around the park and thanked the fans. Hundreds of Bok supporters were chanting his name.
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7 months
Pioneered the best defensive system in rugby, one no other team has been able or daring enough to emulate. Was visionary enough to see the potential of Fourie at hooker, Grant and Cobus on the wing, Faf at flyhalf and Moodie at 13 - and was brave enough to pick them there.
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7 months
Since September 2018 the All Blacks and Springboks have played each other 11 times. The All Blacks have won 5. The Springboks have won 5. One draw. Of those 11 matches, 7 of them have finished within a 2 point margin. That’s 64% of the results determined by a single score.
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7 months
8 seconds in is the audio. Bongi is shouting ‘wit kant’. White side. I think this is the Springboks system call for when the opposition are switching the play. He identifies this early and alerts his defenders. You can hear him shout it repeatedly.
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7 months
Handre Pollard didn’t miss a kick this World Cup btw. Not one.
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18 days
It’s an evil world we live in
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2 years
Kipchoge is an absolute freak. Obliterating his own WR. What an unbelievable athlete.
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2 years
Further proof that after the fall of mankind, props will inherit the earth. 📹IG: kabelomkhizerugby
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7 months
Right so Ox Nche is the best scrummager in South Africa right. And possibly in the world. And also I love him.
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7 months
The Springboks won last night. But the kid who picks up a rugby ball today for the first time - that’s South Africa’s victory.
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7 months
The way RG appears from stage right is literally a sitcom cameo entrance.
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7 months
I do wonder what is more likely 1) Bongi shouting ‘white kant’ to alert all his defenders that the ball is on the English side. Or! 2) that he has decided to racially insult at an English player in his third language using a swearword that no one in South Africa uses. 🤔
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5 months
Hey, @ICC @BCCI South Africa deserves to play more Test cricket.
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7 months
Special human.
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2 months
🚨BREAKING🚨 Sydney Sweeney reveals Frans Malherbe is her sporting hero. “His ability to stay square with a high bind, even under pressure, is unparalleled. He’s the cornerstone of the Springbok scrum and the best tighthead prop in rugby. To me, there’s nothing sexier.”
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7 months
32 isn’t a big one though, so I’m sure it’ll be a quiet evening.
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7 months
RG Snyman is a bad bad man
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7 months
Gazza and Jasper are the dictionary definition of ‘still drunk’ vs ‘kak hungover’
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3 months
There’s that famous line the ‘I don’t know how to define pornography but I know it when I see it’. Well. This should come with an age warning. Filth
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3 months
Give him a pair of goggles and he could play Galthié in his next role.
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7 months
So nice to see Deon and Faf celebrating together after the win
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7 months
The answer is ‘yes’. Kolbe really is just that fast. Amazing that this continues to surprise people. His cousin is the fastest human ever over 400m. There is pace in that family.
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2 years
2 world cups. 2 Lions Series. Your national coach retweeting a video of you chopping a pint with the fans after winning a match. Not sure there’s more for Frans Steyn to accomplish in rugby
@RassieRugby
Rassie Erasmus
2 years
Lekka Frans Steyn !!!! ⁦ @CheetahsRugby
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1 year
Huge amount of respect for Kolisi posting that he beat his wife Rachel at Scrabble. In a relationship you take those Ws and you broadcast them far and wide. Stay up, king 😂
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6 months
Nothing to see here. Just rugby’s biggest independent content creator unable to promote its biggest event.
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7 months
Day 1 as World Champions. @jaredwright17
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6 months
B-E-A-Utiful
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7 months
Even as a neutral my nerves are utterly shot. How did anyone manage that. Oh my good gracious. That was 80 minutes of rugby my God
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7 months
RG Snyman is the kid your mother warned you about hanging around with.
@rugby365com
rugby365.com
7 months
The Viking has been leading the celebration 🤣 #R365 Credit: RG Snyman, Frances Reinach, Siya Kolisi, Nicola Chemaly Art, So Tall Right Now, Jean Kleyn
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7 months
Define: The Springboks.
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7 months
Bok-to-Bok.
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9 months
I have to be honest, the decision to overturn Farrell’s red card is one of the most cowardly, inept and downright dangerous decisions ever made by a disciplinary panel. There’s no other way to put it.
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7 months
Look they’ve completely snubbed SA. But fuck em 😂 World Champs baby!
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2 years
Boy meets hero.
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7 months
@BobbySkinstad The man with no profile picture, hiding behind not one but two pseudonyms, wants to talk to me about the courage of your convictions. Telling stuff. Door’s that way - take your dogwhistle with you.
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7 months
I’ve never seen these levels of Irish confidence. New Zealand could do something quite funny this evening.
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7 months
It’s a known fact that Handre Pollard had to swing that left leg out after the strike to make room for his massive bollocks.
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2 years
Petition for all rugby matches to have either Italian or Xhosa comms. Please and thanks.
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2 years
Ludicrous by Nico Steyn. Silly.
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7 months
I’ve said many many times that no other team in rugby has or would ever face the same backlash as the Springboks - simply for playing a style that suits them and being successful at it. In 2017 they all pitied us. They said they needed a strong South African side in rugby. They
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7 months
A little birdie who knows someone in World Rugby has relayed to me that in this Rugby World Cup more tickets have been sold to date than were sold in the entire Football World Cup in Qatar. Some fanbase. 🏉
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6 months
What most rankles about them taking down @SquidgeRugby video is that he didn’t run ads on the video (to my knowledge), no commercial partner tie ins either. It was purely a 45 min unadulterated mediation on Rugby and Love from a man who loves rugby. Sadly, Rugby doesn’t love
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7 months
I give it 3 hours before Matt Williams calls for Afrikaans to be banned.
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7 months
There was a moment where he recognised that the cheering was for him and he stopped, turned, put his hand to his chest in thanks and then walked on. Honestly - what a guy. Don’t think there are many players who could do something like that having just lost a final. Some human.
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7 months
That’s 44 Grand Slams in our corner. Your move @RafaelNadal 😉fancy supporting the best team in rugby?
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People say the Lions Series was dull, but I for one really loved seeing the battle between these two legends. Two men at the absolute top of their game!
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7 months
Some people are suggesting ‘wyd kant’ (wide side). Also entirely plausible. Even taking the linguistics out of it. The repetition and tone make it pretty clear, to me at least, that this is a call to his teammates - not an insult directed at Curry.
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2 years
Jurenzo Julius. Coming to a Sharks team near you. Massive future this kid.
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4 months
Immanuel Feyi-Waboso is the new Ollie Hassel-Collins is the new Henry Arundell is the new Adam Radwan is the new Ollie Thorley. Yet inexplicably come Nov internationals the wingers will be Jonny May and Elliot Daly.
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5 months
La Rochelle are finished.
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3 years
Yeah I know ‘’’rugby values’’’ is a bit of a meme, but it is hard to watch this and not feel maybe the sport we love is actually a little bit special!
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7 months
Rugby player in possession: (exists) Pieter-Steph du Toit:
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7 months
@KathyEv98319491 Deal. As long as the English also agree to never use the words ‘push’, ‘does’ and ‘nigh’ on a rugby pitch again.
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1 year
Edwill van der Merwe with the try-saver of the season. He’s just teleported his man into touch there somehow.
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7 months
Stupid talent this kid. Stupid.
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10 months
The Boks have pulled no punches vs NZ. That is a serious team. That bench should be in The Hague for war crimes!
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6 months
Siya Dlamini and Elizabedi. Warms the soul. Hell, Siya even put in a decent hit there!
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5 months
South Africa has a public holiday today on account of the Springboks. In case it wasn’t clear the role rugby has in the country.
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Rassie Erasmus
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Have a lekka day 🇿🇦 You deserve it !! I will say it again!! “we could feel you every single day for 20 weeks!, so we say thank you! Danko 🇿🇦
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6 months
Look how low this nearly 2m tall man goes in these tackles. Look how hard he works to roll away from the tackle zone. Universal soldier.
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7 months
I do hope WR got the permissions from these rights-holders before taking their footage - whacking their logo on it - and using it publicly. Or is it ok in this case because it is promoting the sport?
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Rugby World Cup
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A hero's welcome for Portugal Rugby in Lisbon 🇵🇹 #RWC2023 | #FIJvPOR | @PortugalRugby
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2 years
Dafydd Jenkins may have scored a try - but this was without a doubt his finest moment. Nothing but respect for this. He’ll go far 😂 #SixNationsSummerSeries
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4 months
I’ve seen enough. We’re winning AFCON.
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7 months
Odd how the dark blue of Scotland clashes with the dark green of South Africa; but the dark blue of France does not.
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8 months
Well I’ll tell you what Ian Foster, I think neutrals would pick the SA v Ireland game 10/10 over watching clubbing baby seals.
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2 years
Today rugby is the winner. But mostly Italy.
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6 months
One hell of a ride. South Africa’s greatest eighthman bows out from the international game…. as a player…
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Thank you to one of the real hard men of South African rugby - more here: 👏💪 #Springboks #StrongerTogether
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You think it might mean something to young Paolo Garbisi?
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7 months
Disappointing to see some England pundits saying O’Keeffe ‘won’ the game for South Africa. It wasn’t true last week and it isn’t nearly true this weekend. If they’d like me to go all TASAnalytics over SA getting no reward at the breakdown - I’d be very happy to. But let’s all
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7 months
This team ❤️
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2 years
I’m so glad this has emerged.
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1 year
Faf getting hurled out of the ruck, rolling out, backflipping onto his feet and then giving the sarcastic clap. That’s when I knew. Game over.
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8 months
Lads. I’m afraid to say. If we get to the knockouts. It’s Pollard time.
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2 years
It may be hard to hear this, but St Patrick was a Welsh project saint. He deprived young saints from the Leinster academy of opportunities.
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3 months
Ngwenya did his homework and found out that Bryan was slow to turn.
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Rugby World Cup
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When Takudzwa Ngwenya left Bryan Habana in the dust 💨 #RWC2007 | @USARugby
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A reminder that this Blitzbok team, current world champions, on an 18 game winning streak, winners of the last three tournaments, were not nominated for WR’s team of the year. Nor was a single one of their players nominated for 7s player of the year.
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🚨Portugal confirmed to play the Springboks in 2024 🚨 After they captured the imagination of the rugby world during the World Cup, Os Lobos 🐺 will take on the World Champion Springboks for the first time!
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2 years
Were Will Smith’s actions a stain on rugby’s values? A thread. 1/243
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9 months
Willie shouting plans to Jesse. Rassie holding up coloured cones - which you absolutely know is signal. The brains trust.
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2 years
Think of all the lessons we’ll take from today the chief one should be that when you play international rugby you should do so with a flyhalf.
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7 months
Handre Pollard is him.
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2 years
Sumptuous try by the Stormers. Title defence well and truly up and running
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2 years
Really enjoyed this, won’t lie. We’ve all been there
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Ahahahahahahahahaha ffs why do you hate promoting your own product so much?! It’s utterly insane
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Don’t let the fact Duhan bounced him distract you from this classic Owen Farrell ‘tackle’ attempt. #ENGvSCO #CalcuttaCup Tucked arm ✅ Leading with the shoulder ✅ No attempt to wrap ✅
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Btw, as an aside, David Flatman needs to commentate every rugby game from now until the end of time. The insight he gives about scrums, lineouts etc is unparalleled. Turns what many would otherwise think is dull into 1800kg chess boxing.
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3 years
Genge with repeated elbows to the head and neck of the Irish player on the floor. Pretty awful behaviour. #IREvENG
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3 months
When your flyhalf… from 40 yards back… goes straight hands to head, you know it’s bad. This *is* *bad*
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10 months
Sensational.
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2 years
I mean. It’s a red card. Everyone saw it live. Even the eagle eyes at ITV picked it up and we’re convinced it would be looked at by the TMO. Bizarre.
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Italian Rugby Players Abroad
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I just keep wondering why the TMO failed to make the ref assess this hit. Surely inconsistent given the previous decision in the same match. #IREvITA #GuinnessSixNations #SixNations #SeiNazioni
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It’s frustrating. I tried to pledge that I wouldn’t have a classic Saffa meltdown over referees this RWC. And it’s actually in a match where it suits us for Ireland to win - but I cannot get over how poor Berry has been. He’s diabolical. He’s not worth his salt at this level.
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10 months
Makazole Mapimpi appreciation post.
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2 years
Combined men and women’s Springbok team photo. #StrongerTogether #StrongerForever
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7 months
Who could have guessed that Nic Berry’s utter incompetence would influence another crucial match of rugby. How this guy still gets a gig is beyond me.
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The hardest photo ever taken. We’re winning the World Cup, no question about it.
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7 months
Since it gave everyone such a kick yesterday, here are the ‘government names’ of our Springbok heroes for the semi final! 1 Steven Kitshoff 2 Mbongeni Mbonambi 3 Jozua Francois Malherbe 4 Ebenezer Etzebeth 5 Franco Mostert 6 Siyamthanda Kolisi 7 Pieter Stephanus du Toit 8
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7 months
Whatever the outcome of the WR investigation (and from what I have seen I think the evidence is pretty clear), I think it’s important to remember two things: 1) Players should feel empowered to speak up if they feel they have been racially abused. 2) It was not Curry’s
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This goes so hard.
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2 years
Ronald Brown’s story is one of rugby’s most incredible. It deserves telling. Brown beat Stage 2 Hodgkins lymphoma (cancer), enduring 8 months of chemotherapy. Today he won his third Sevens tournament in a row. He was player of the final. Inspirational.
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