Wait till y'all find out how they mashed up various distinct ethnic groups into single linguistic "tribes" so that they could save time with translating the Bible.
Dakho, Isukha, Maragoli, Wanga, Bukusu...Nope. LUHYA.
Giriama, Chonyi, Kambe, Duruma, Rabai...Nope. MIJIKENDA.