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@unclehaver This kind of stuff happens to me on here all the time
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@DickHyman7 Anyone who actually uses their kitchen would not want open shelving ….too much dust 💨
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@igorbobic He reminds me of the kid at recess in the middle of winter that refuses to wear a coat
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@justinsink This is such a perfect niche. lol
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@mayaisfiya Yeah I can’t imagine this being good under even the best circumstances
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@chillextremist I do too but I don’t think it’s as old as yours
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@h3xenbrenner2 This photo makes my back hurt
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@SeedOilDsrspctr A modest suv with high mileage for daily use, a weird Jeep that’s barely driven, and some limited edition Corvette but seemed cool at the time but scrapes the ground everywhere so it lives in the garage
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@patriottakes Good. That means Boebert and MTG are next since they’re “outspoken”.
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@whoreby_parker Beach House
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@reallytanman @SeedOilDsrspctr Being a redhead, can confirm. I have plenty of freckles I’ve had since I was a kid..but guess what? I spend a LOT of time outside in the warmer months, and guess who never got sunburn last summer after eliminating seed oils? No sunscreen either. ☀️
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@Babygravy9 Typical cis male reaction when the trans woman is hotter than you
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@EclecticHams 1. Gross that she never washed her hands after feeding the dog 2. Not impressed with him drinking out of the glass either 3. Why didn’t she take the paper label/liner thing out of the bottom of the pan?
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LOL this is so stupid
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The Shakespearean urge to spread those thys
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@foldyrhands Can’t relate
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@noahdonotcare I even have the same blanket
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@McClellandShane This is oddly accurate
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We fuck around. Just not with seed oils 🥬🍅 Ps. I grew the lettuce and tomatoes in this photo.
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@chillextremist That hot sauce is legit
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@Ranting_Trans That’s a crazy bruise
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@SHABOOTY He’s so gross. Lol
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@DontShowYourCat My friend named her cat “Mini Fridge”
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@emilyopilo Did she use gift cards?
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I can’t with this. LOL
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The best Christmas card ever made!
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@nypost …..how could they not?
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@Nothennyfr The “plastic table being used as a 2nd desk” thing is more of an issue
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@tyler02020202 Because hotels lobbied
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@Critical_D_ At least *someone* is doing something about the rats
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Don’t you dare ever serve me a charcuterie box in the blazing sunshine where sand will get into it
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love the snacklebox
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@orinanne This is excellent
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@GarfieldScreens This is so sad 😭
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@Very__Regular Monkfish totally fits this profile
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@offbeatorbit My ass is thankfully the female version of this
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@AlpacaAurelius ….Cows eat grass, not vegetables, but ok
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@GrowIt_Official Basically zero fruits and vegetables can bountifully be grown indoors but okay
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I miss having rats 😞
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@borgposting I saw this the other day. I don’t think a lot of people realize that a major extinction has already begun
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@Votto007 This is exceedingly bizarre
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@vanillaopinions No way. Lol
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@KrangTNelson Or the much bigger one in Taiwan a few days ago
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@MarilynMosbyEsq Why don’t you get it from your 401k?
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@777jorgeivan Unfortunately I learned this lesson the one time I thought this was a good idea
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@ZikiKitchens @SeedOilDsrspctr Peanuts at the top was unexpected. Interesting!
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@nypost @baltimorebruja this man is my spirit animal
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@NotTodayEric E.T. ….but the part where he rushes out of the corn field shrieking. All very downhill after that
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@AlpacaAurelius Start telling people to grow their own with no pesticides then.
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@LeaMaric This is also the greater DC/Baltimore area, unfortunately 😓
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@dklmarxist I do. U2 sucks
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@citehchris Her plastic surgeon is very talented
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@melisamushroom @shanhorandraws I have one of these too!
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@NotTodayEric The goblin thing that lived in the wall in Cat’s Eye was uncool as well
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@SHABOOTY Baltimore Twitter is lit currently
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Gov. Wes Moore shotgunning a beer with Ravens tailgaters
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@ohJuliatweets Agreed. And all of this is going to be a mess regardless due to Venus retrograde. But yeah. He is not attractive
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@GaySexScaresMe I remember seeing this on tv at some point and it made me feel just as terrible then as it did now 😭
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Who did this? I love you. #astrology #astrologer
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@JudiciaryGOP As if none of you do. What are YOU doing to “shut down the virus”? Oh wait. Exactly.
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@feraIgod @chillextremist The point is it’s older than the current trend
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@SHABOOTY I don’t get how this wasn’t an important conversation that was had long before he arrived?
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@vidsthatgohard @LostMage2D Gross that they just let the baby crawl on a public floor that they have no way of knowing whether it ever gets cleaned
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@The__RedDot Sure! I will DM you
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@Broseph45775884 @LeaMaric “The rent here is $2000 monthly for a studio even though it’s a terribly unsafe area, first and last months rent plus an additional 2 month security deposit is required, along with 500 references. Also.. you have to make 100k$+ and have a credit score over 800. And NO PETS!” 😑
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@SOPROSOCIAL My friend went crazy from taking Abilify so we started calling it “Debilitate” instead
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@Cheesymanfredo 🤣🤣🤣
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@focusfronting Exactly why I muted that account so very long ago. They also tried to say that cows eat vegetables when cows actually eat grass 🐄
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@TheCynicalHun @Babygravy9 Oh whatever. I’m not bothering you. I didn’t ask for your input, and neither did the trans woman that you’re willingly publicly attempting to shame behind your dumb 2009 Sharon Osborne gif. 🖕🏻
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Subtle Insanity
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@Votto007 Azores = bucket list
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Who did this? It’s perfect. #Pluto
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@ghostofhellas @archaeologyart What is the source of this image?
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It’s so interesting how very often redheads are depicted in art….yet we naturally occur in such a small percent of the population 💋
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@RepStefanik Actually, a lot of it also has to do with the avian flu outbreak result in numerous farmed turkeys being culled, but okay.
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@ijessegarcia @PeterMelnick What the fuck did I just watch? Lol
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Fun fact: there’s an eclipse on November 8th, 2022! Should add a lot of extra zest to Election Day.
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@patriottakes It’s their body their choice. Less of them come November 8th. #VoteThemOut #VoteBlueIn22 #COVID19 #GetVaccinatedNow
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@HorrorCarnival Blade. Duh!
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Astrologer life ✨
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shirts that go hard
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This Clint Eastwood twitter account has been very legit since I inadvertently discovered it 🥖
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Actual photo of the firepit in my back yard 🚬
this meal prepping shit is easy
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Lovely!
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for the radish enthusiast 🥬
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This is how a man should dress when he takes out his lady
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@EclecticHams 4. Absolutely nothing in this is culinarily impressive at the least. I’m truly shocked
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@RatSquinks This was Sugar. My favorite rat I’ve ever had ❤️
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@lazerwulv @stephsecretwit DJ “Any Spider Larger than a Dime” 🕸️
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It’s me 🍓🍓🍓🍓
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@the_rewm For real
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HOUSE 👏 PLANTS 👏🪴
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Seeing a lot of these go around so.. what would you do in this space?
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