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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

1 year

Never felt better 💪🏻

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

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4 years

Amen

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Why haven’t I ever seen this 😂💀💀💀

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

Double dates be too competitive cause if he kiss his girl ima eat my girl ass

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Girls be like “So I did something” and post a picture like this:

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

BRO YALL NOT GON BELIEVE IT

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

That’s that Mexico shit 🇲🇽

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

BRO ARE WE ALL TIRED AS FUCK TODAY OR IS IT JUST ME!????

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

I hate Facebook cause you can be like, “Just ate ass 🤪🤣👌🏻” and your cousins from Mexico will be like “Saludos primo🙏🏻”

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

WHY IM CRINE 💀😭

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

I’m getting REAL TIRED of living through historical events

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

ME IN LIFE RN 😩

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

🤣 lmao

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

7 months

Don’t ask me for advice we gon end up like this

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

LMAOOOOO ion care none about no softball league

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

These mfs ain’t ballin they just don’t pay bills 😭😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Pray for us Texans. We are about to find out what a blizzard is and it has nothing to do with Dairy Queen ❄️

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

Party in the USA is forever a banger! Miley put her Hanussy Montussy in that.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

I KNOOOOW U LYINGGGGGGG 💀💀💀💀😭

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Them called bolis

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4 years

What are these called? We call them Freezies.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

It would be a shame if this happened to the Target on 5757 Fairmont Pkwy, Pasadena, Tx 77505

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

I feel SOOOO bad for whoever is gonna be sitting next to me at the Bad Bunny concert cause I ain’t shutting the fuck up 😩😩😩😩😩 and what

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Them: Isn’t that your 4th drink? Me: Isn’t that your 4th baby daddy

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

How’s the new year treating you? Me:

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

5 years

HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Me watching all the HEB employees post their $200 bonus

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

“Have you ate?”

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

5 years

Am I tripping, or do they look way too old to be going to prom?

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

@juancamaney510

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Don’t fall in love with me cause I’ll treat you good and you’ll get bored and cheat on me

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

How pollen bother y’all nose but coke don’t? 🤔

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Y’all be knowing y’all poor and still get pregnant 🙄

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

I hate a "I've never seen Harry Potter" ass muggle

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Mood:

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

When you stop at the light on 45 and Edgebrook 😂😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

1 year

@drraagonboy Off the dome

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

But if he start eating her ass too, then I’m cirque du Soleil’n that hoe 😩😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Y’all I fell at work yesterday 😭😭💀💀💀💀 and I am not proud of it lmao

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

1 year

@Bryyxnc Sign her NOW! She was making dollars not sense 😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

This where I started lying and deceiving 🤣🙏🏻

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

They got our boy 😭😭😭😭 Free Michael Myers till it’s backwards

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Me pretending to be a dog to trick the coronavirus

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

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4 years

This 💜🕊😩

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

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1 year

@aauto22 @rigodelrey Bitch ME cmere LMAO

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

6 years

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

1 year

@_spaniishmamii Professionalism ✨

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

@KCab08 Whoever drew this picture deserves the maximum sentence

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

“Chicharrones” “pupusas” 💀💀😂😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

#JusticeForVanessaGuillen 💜

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Do y’all understand what this means???? The Hispanic population could bring TRUE change to the state of Texas by registering to vote and running for all these professional offices that mandate the state of Texas. WISE UP MY PEOPLE 🗣🗣🗣

Texas' Hispanic population on pace to be largest share of state by 2021

WOW! New data from the U.S. Census Bureau shows Texas' Hispanic population has grown by more than 2 million just since 2010.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

6 years

Keep Channelview HS Band students in you guys’ prayers!!!!

Michael White

@michaelwhitewx

6 years

Video of the bus in the ravine off I-10 around mile marker 57 in Baldwin County. Video courtesy of Jesus Tejeda. These were full of high school students from Houston returning from Disney.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😭😭😭😭😭 I LOVE MEXICANS

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

They caught me in 8K at my job 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

My shawty gonna have it all

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

If you bothered by this tweet, eat my ass and tickle my balls from the back

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Can I get an Amen?

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

My horny ass could not be a Landlord 🤷‍♂️ Pay the rent or get bent 🤣🤣

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

LMAOOOO Congratulations class of 2020

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

No te hagas la santa, la verga te encanta or whatever Bad Bunny said 😫

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

YALL 😭💀💀💀💀🤣💀🤣🤣

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Y’all thought he was lying? They havin a ball

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@ijessegarcia

4 years

Me standing next to my mom after I had to get up after screaming “Mande????” 30 times 😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

6 years

Top 10% in my class Full ride to the University of Houston Biology Major with a PreMed focus $160,000 worth of addition scholarships 1st in my HS to ever get a Dance Staff Invitation 1st Male Dancer to hold a Captain position ALL GLORY be to God ❤️🤩👨🏻‍🎓

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

I got like 56 crushes on this app y’all fine asf 😭

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

1 year

Me later on tonight

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

This how girls be all over twitter 🌚🌚🌚🌚

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

7 years

When you're from Houston at Houston and you still can't go meet celebrities and go to the super bowl experience

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

If you ain’t at the gym, then where tf you at?

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Bro I made my first TikTok and it had to be to @ParrisGoebel choreography and nothing less. A lil rusty, but this TikTok stuff had me dead. #Tiktok #Dance

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

@TheAntiThirst @juancamaney510 @4EChapo I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT 💀💀💀

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

6 years

I thought it said Houston...not gonna lie

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

I wanna wax pussies for a living but I’m scared ima eat one and get fired 😭😭😆

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Messages be funnier when you know exactly how the person sounds 😭😂

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Y’all need to stop saving random couples pictures on your phone. It’s weird.

𝑮𝒊𝒐 🇲🇽

@Palace_gio

3 years

We can be like this

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

It’s crazy to me how you could be in a moshpit and you could fall and people will see you, but they won’t help you and that’s fucked up fr.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

You’re next queen 💜

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@AOC

4 years

Congratulations to President-elect Joe Biden & Vice President-elect Kamala Harris!

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

The people of Denver protested the death of George Floyd (and countless others) by laying on the ground (in 85 degree heat) with their hands behind their back for NINE MINUTES while screaming "I CAN'T BREATHE" . . #georgefloyd #denver #protest #BlackLivesMatter

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

I hate Facebook cause you can be like, “Just ate ass 🤪🤣👌🏻” and your cousins from Mexico will be like “Saludos primo🙏🏻”

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

#IAmVanessaGuillen bill

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Bitch gone text me “come fuck me” like I’m just a piece of meat.... first of all I’m on my way 😌😭

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Im not embarrassed to buy clothes from Ross, Burlington, Walmart, Thrift store. If that shit tight I’m coppin’. Shit even yard sales too. Oh and if you judge people based on shit like that please, don't even associate with me.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Lmaoooo word to my moms

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

HILARIOUS 💀💀💀💀

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

Me after I get back from my $15 plane ride to the Bahamas

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

@linag0ldi1 @kenniacarson Because you can cheat on the barber but the barber will never cheat on you

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

Me when I can’t find parking at Washington and im not about to pay $40:

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

AND remember, just cause I work retail does not mean I won’t hop across this counter and whoop some ass 😬

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

4 years

If Biden wins, I will Venmo each person who rts $100

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

Let’s admit it guys, we ain't drinking for fun anymore. We have problems.

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

2 years

For everyone asking, they were fighting over who gives the best head 🙃 women ammirite??? Lmao

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Jesse from X 🇲🇽

@ijessegarcia

3 years

Said it b4 & I’ll say it again, HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL HOUSTON NEEDS A REGGAETÓN FESTIVAL

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