Chris @citehchris Twitter profile

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2 years

ladies and gentlemen we got her. W’s in the chat

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4 months

my girl walking me out of costco after i ate 6 hot dogs

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4 months

i dont think i would be compatible with someone who doesn’t have twitter i feel they would lack a certain je ne sais quoi(mental illness)

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6 months

merry christmas

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2 years

first date idea: we watch the sunset together from a rooftop and then i jump, forever changing the course of your life

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3 months

just saw a guy and girl kissing at her car outside the bar and as he walked back to his car she goes “you promise you’ll break up with her today? you better” summer is so back

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2 months

guy and girl next to me are on a date and she’s gone to the bathroom twice and both times he’s fired up hinge to reply to messages

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7 months

(on a first date knowing women like it when you ask questions about them) what the hells wrong with you

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5 months

pov you’re the expired leafy greens in my fridge watching me come back for another beer

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3 months

7 beers deep standing outside waiting for someone to offer me a cigarette

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3 months

(me with my alien) this is a chilis margarita you drink it

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5 months

*pulling shredded cheese out of the bag one by one* they fw me they fw me not

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1 year

god she’s so hot but her posture is atrocious

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3 months

the one day a year where women are legally allowed to stab 1 man of their choosing. pick wisely

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4 months

if usher wants a truly memorable halftime show he’ll bring that pop tart out

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13 days

alpha male girlfriend kinda fruity boyfriend

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2 months

summer date idea: fly out to banff national park for a hike and then get obliterated at the most beautiful chilis

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4 months

can’t wait for the barista to ask me what’s new this morning cause oh boy do i have a life update for them

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6 months

god she’s so hot but seasonal depression is beating her ass

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22 days

the guy on my right is doing that weird negging to flirt with the bartender and the guy on my left has been crushing it on the touchtunes and turned to me and said damn that 4th beer always just hits perfect. feel like im sitting between a prophet and the worst guy ever

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3 months

why is kiss cam reserved for sporting events? every chili's grill and bar should have a kiss cam

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5 months

is the tatted up bartender the love of my life or just doing their job

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5 months

a relationship is not enough i need to be drunk in a chilis with the love of my life

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2 years

ur in her dms, im entering her name in the bowling scoreboard while she picks out her ball

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9 months

a relationship is not enough i need to be financially stable in a walkable city

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2 months

(derogatory) you seem like the type i usually go for

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2 years

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a chilis margarita glass

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2 years

friendsgiving but it’s just me at chilis with the staff

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4 months

hey sorry i didnt reply my wife was making me watch our 5 month old for a bit but im back now you're so hot lol

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3 months

by the age of 30 you should have wasted most of your potential

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3 months

a relationship is not enough i need to be chugging beers at a baseball game with the loml in a walkable city

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13 days

first date idea: we have a couple drinks on the front porch for the rest of our lives together

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2 years

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4 months

if i text you 🌶️ just know we getting wild at chilis tonight

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3 months

(on a first date knowing women like it when you ask about them) so have they diagnosed you yet

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3 months

(on a first date watching her bowl her ball right into the gutter) hey something just came up i have to leave it was nice meeting you

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2 months

(person who tweets 78 times a day) i just want to disappear into a forest and never talk to anyone again

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2 years

i hope this nut video with sound finds you well

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6 months

i need to date someone who tweets 87 times a day and they all flop

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3 months

we are into the texting exes portion of the night

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11 months

(me acutely aware women like it when you ask them about themselves) what the hells your problem

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7 months

sorry your spotify wrapped was embarrassing do you want to go to chili's and talk about it over margaritas?

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2 years

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2 years

ass or tits? bro her 87 tweets a day

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5 months

*on a first date after chugging my 3rd margarita* i love you

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7 months

getting married and making my entire personality about having a hot wife

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5 months

the cool thing about being single is you get to date multiple people while only really liking one of them who also happens to be the only one who doesn’t seem to like you. it’s so fun!

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11 months

idk bro have you tried taking her out for a warm soft pretzel w/ cheese and appreciating her that’s all they really want

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3 months

relationships should be 50/50, i buy us baseball tickets and you do a beer chug on the jumbotron making the crowd go wild

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23 days

if someone matches my freak we're going to get banned from chilis

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6 months

when i die spread my ashes around the rim of a margarita glass

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7 months

that girl with cat hair all over her clothes might actually save you give it a shot

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1 year

call her a submarine the way im missing her so deeply

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2 years

you seem like a fire sign (derogatory)

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1 month

deleting dating apps to focus on finding the loml in a shitty dive bar

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1 month

first date idea: we go out for drinks and have a really good time but not good enough that i want to disturb the routine i’ve gotten comfortable in from being single for so long so i don’t make much of an effort to go out again

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7 months

walking back into the bar after i just puked in the bushes

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2 years

thank you for encouraging my menace behavior 🫶

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2 years

ain’t much in the world a redhead with absolutely monster tiddies couldn’t convince me to do or believe

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28 days

dating for marriage? yes. dating for a drunken makeout session and never hang out again? also yes. dating is so much more fun when you’re clear with your intentions

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1 year

i think it’s so hot watching her tweets constantly flop

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2 months

am i allowed to say me and who

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7 months

save me terminally online twitter brained gf

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4 months

*gets down on one knee* you want to get breakfast together forever?

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2 months

twitter is that bar you’re so tired of going back to but your friends all hang out there and the hot bartender is working

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18 days

every time my buddy gets denied by a girl at the bar me and the boys walk up to him and give him low fives and butt taps like he just missed a free throw

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7 months

yo wtf spotify?

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5 months

by the age of 30 you should have consumed an insane amount of crab rangoon

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4 months

no more dating apps if you want my attention you’ll just have to do it the old fashioned way of getting a job as a bartender at a bar i frequent

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6 months

have a date tonight and she just posted an ig story ripping shots of whiskey

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6 months

can i say something

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2 years

she’s a 10 but so is her anxiety levels

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2 years

they should do the kiss cam at chilis

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11 months

sorry a man let you down again do you wanna go to chilis and talk about it over margaritas

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9 months

“dating is so expensive” bro most of em will literally cry if you give em 5 dollar flowers and a hug the bar has never been lower

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2 months

@underupreciated lol that’s what i said going to let the universe cook on this one

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7 months

first date idea: i take you to chilis and tell you i love you immediately after chugging my 3rd margarita

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7 months

her being nice to you doesn’t necessarily mean she wants to have sex with you bro she likely has far more sinister plans for you

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1 year

shes a 10 but she scares the living shit out of me

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2 months

"dating is so expensive" bro just order a pitcher of beer and bowl a strike in front of her

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5 months

not arguing with a woman whose ass jiggles when she walks. whatever you say princess peach

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1 year

your tweets have been so good lately, i can really tell youre in a downward spiral mentally

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5 months

(slowly goes on one knee) you fw me?

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21 days

ok???

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1 year

@quelsee “for how pretty she is i expected her to be boring” my brother in christ why would you ever say that to a person let alone someone you’re trying to pursue

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2 years

is your man getting you an everything bagel in the morning or do i have to

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1 year

idk bro have you tried picking her up hashbrowns and respecting her as a human its not that complicated

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1 year

is your man taking you to chilis for valentines day or do i have to?

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1 year

these women with big tiddies think they can get away with anything and treat me however they want and let me tell you they are correct

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2 months

@bradiscus everyone loves a multitasker til they multitask

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3 years

are you kidding me? what a goal Foden. 🚀

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10 months

god she’s so hot but she keeps making me pick her up a diet coke on my way over

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3 months

@madsmotionless

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5 months

i’m not like most men, i’ll drunk text you at 2pm

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1 year

(during sex knowing she has a degradation kink) your tweets are kinda lame

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6 months

deleting dating apps to meet women the new fashioned way….shitposting on twitter

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2 years

(breaking up with you) and your bowling etiquette is terrible

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2 months

@morg_alexx what if she’s going to the bathroom to reply to messages too

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10 months

ur in her dms shes in front of the fridge looking for more cheese to eat

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5 years

@SheRatesDogs Lol dudes love saying “dodged a bullet” when the bullet was clearly never heading their direction

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8 months

don’t bite the hand that fingerblast you

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