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Go Devils - Hail State - okay piano player - FUTURE LAWYER - personal account

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@bradiscus
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10 days
Go on that Hinge drinks date. Get there early and pregame. Favorite color, Zodiac sign, latest trip. Show her a picture of your cats. Show her two. Give her a tissue while she cries over her ex. Jump over a fence to impress her. Break your ankle. Never hear from her again.
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@bradiscus
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2 months
very cute girl told me she liked my briefcase and asked if I could text her a link and I said "oh it's just on Amazon you can find it pretty easy" and then walked away please lobotomize me
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@bradiscus
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4 months
Taylor watching this realizing her kids are gonna have an IQ of 40
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They wanted us to believe this guy made the team cry last night lol
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@bradiscus
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4 months
Abby, 22 The biggest risk I’ve taken…getting on these apps What if I told you that…birds aren’t real All I ask is that you…make me laugh The key to my heart is…coffee What I order for the table is…Tequila 🤪 *Sigh*…*sends like*
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@bradiscus
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4 months
dunno how many more hinge dates I got left in me guys
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@bradiscus
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2 months
@DUIbarbie GOAT fumbler but at what cost
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2 months
@citehchris Absolutely LOCKED IN
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@bradiscus
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5 months
@mrsballs69 Because wearing a designer outfit with impeccable hair and chewing on a toothpick just so someone can record you buying groceries for a TikTok is peak narcissistic and obnoxious behavior
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@bradiscus
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4 months
@Dishlocation Be so fr vaccines ain’t got anything to with this
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4 months
@coltweezus Idk how many dry ass hinge conversations I got left in me
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4 months
@Reduced_Actual Within cells interlinked
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4 months
@RandyTreibel Cuz mom raised me well
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4 months
@bugonkeypadhelp Don’t hate me if…I like my dog better than you YOU SHOULD???? DUH???
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6 months
@citehchris You're about to get "you're gonna hate me but..." into oblivion OR go on the best date of your life
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Speaking on behalf of Mississippi State fans everywhere: @BarstoolPack , when you all come play football in a few months, drinks are all on us.
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@bradiscus
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4 months
@thedrcleen Yeah I won’t
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4 months
@ngmi07 This tweet alone got me more interest from women than hinge ever did (one person DMed me)
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2 months
@Tyre_94 Scanning the drink menu at a craft brewery for 5 minutes just to order whatever is closest to miller lite
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Let’s kick Mizzou out of the SEC and take @BarstoolPack instead
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@bradiscus
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11 months
The proper schedule is: - Black coffee, 2 cigarettes - Double shot of whiskey - Oppenheimer - Devastated emotional self reflection on the human experience - Brunch - Mimosas - Barbie - White Claw and after party gossip sesh See y’all soon
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@bradiscus
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4 months
@cilfarms Just gonna start sending her a link to my Twitter
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2 months
@manny_mouse No, don’t
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@bradiscus
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3 years
@_theriversys @Rocioceja_ 1 Oreo = Valuable. I like having the Oreo. I can trade for whatever I want because Oreo is rare. 10000 Oreos = less valuable, but everyone can have some. Still can trade for things. Yay 100,000,000,000,000 Oreos = Too many Oreos. Everyone is fat. Cant trade for anything.
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4 months
@kmkmxo Trashvis
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@bradiscus
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1 month
IM GOING TO MY DREAM LAW SCHOOL ON A FULL RIDE
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1 month
I need everyone to pray, send good vibes, rub your crystals, etc. for me. I am in contention for a major, major opportunity that would absolutely change my life. I should know if I got it by Wednesday.
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@bradiscus
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3 years
@colton8swatson Couldn’t have put this up 16 hours ago eh?
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4 months
@coltweezus I’m not a proud man
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1 year
@Shenanigrahams REAL MEN WOULD WALK 😂😂👌👌 DONT LET THIS BETA RUIN YOUR GRIND 😤😤😤😤😤
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4 months
@jobanksss I did a long time ago
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4 months
@thetripmcneely @coltweezus “It’s been good how was yours”
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1 year
@Flawless_Cowboi Outie belly button
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@bradiscus
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2 months
Every hot person who is cool was at one point not hot. Every hot person who has always been hot is either very boring or the absolute most batshit insane person you’ve ever met
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2 months
Why are we making a stink about the birth rate? Aren’t we overpopulated and warming the globe anyway? What’s wrong with not wanting kids and just enjoying life?
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@bradiscus
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2 years
I don’t really like stereotyping, but last night at the bar, it was the Ole Miss people who called me a slur for wearing a Mississippi State shirt, slapped someone across the face, and then threatened to call their daddy lawyer when they got kicked out. Hat trick
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2 months
@cowboybecsbop The debate over which is worse coke, meth, or heroine is not something I expected to wake up to
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@bradiscus
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4 years
@notskanky Or don’t cheat and have some integrity
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4 months
@PrettyUglyArt Sorry I wasn’t born hotter
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3 years
@TRISHANAKRUS @ConnerBorkowski @_theriversys @Rocioceja_ ^ can confirm, this man understands exactly what we’re talking about—he just legitimately wants a barter system and I respect it
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2 months
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4 months
Good news everyone
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3 years
@HailState Prayers up for coach and support the team. I don’t wanna see nobody talking ugly in these replies
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5 months
@Bmangall20 Watch more sports
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4 months
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
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@bradiscus
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3 months
Calling to ask my veterinarian sister the important questions only
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4 months
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you are legally mandated to post your own prompt answers now
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@bradiscus
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3 years
So uh... - Vanderbilt abuses a scholarship rule - Vanderbilt has the worst two fans - Vanderbilt gets cake walked to the championship & extra day of rest - Vanderbilt gets an early rain delay just so their ace doesn’t have to stop - Vanderbilt gets insane calls from blue
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@bradiscus
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5 months
Let's fix this headline: Miles Bridges has been denied entry into Canada due to being a convicted domestic violence felon who is now awaiting trial due to breaking his probation. His girlfriend was a victim of assault by strangulation, brain concussion, and multiple fractures.
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BREAKING: Miles Bridges has been denied entry into Canada due to legal situation, per @Underdog__NBA The Charlotte Hornets are working to get Canada’s decision reversed before the game tonight
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@bradiscus
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19 days
Just fyi your crush who you fall asleep thinking about at night has never thought about you even once just btw
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@bradiscus
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28 days
We TAKE 👏 THOSE 👏 L’S 👏
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@bradiscus
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2 months
Going to school in the south was crazy cuz my Instagram is now exclusively the most beautiful sorority girl that I had a crush on for years getting married at 22 to balding, beer gut, cut off flannel & boots, 1.7 GPA, Pike member Garrett
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@bradiscus
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3 years
@colton8swatson @stoolpresidente Every good story needs a happy ending, right? Bulldog family, @stoolpresidente @BWalkerSEC , you helped these college kids’ dreams come true. All the love, thank you all so very much.
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11 months
The hottest person I’ve ever seen was 35 Why are some women such terrible allies to other women lmao
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Yes you’re less attractive at 35 than at 25 as a woman. This used to be common sense 50 years ago.
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2 years
Alderman Rupp has been contacted. Let’s make it happen @lynn_spruill @coltweezus
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7 months
@thatguyfausi Did bro even jump
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@dumbandfunn The first date was wild
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1 year
@SaeedDiCaprio So you’re going to burn a bridge with a professor over a very minor and honest mistake? Have you politely corrected him before? Seems like a hill not worth dying on tbh. If I had a dollar for every “Brad” or “Brandy” I’ve gotten, I’d have enough to buy the new Xbox
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Man @msstate is a special place. Cook who worked the Perry my FRESHMAN year recognized me at the basketball game, asks if I still love chocolate milk and tells me how grown I look 🥲
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@bradiscus
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18 days
Look mama I made it
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Massive thank you to everyone who showed support, offered to buy snacks, etc. @ScoutSteveR @247CWS @LFLatMSU @stilleligible , Omaha PD, @HailStateStool @HailStateBB , @NoahNewmanWJTV , list goes on. My last statement is do better @NCAACWS . You have been all around pathetic.
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utterly defeated. An official came out one hour before the box office was supposed to open and told us our endeavor was for naught. There will be no tickets bought today unless we bite the bullet and go to ticketmaster. devastating. Thank you Bulldog family for your support
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11 months
@LVGTV @Bornakang Enjoy kidney stones my boy
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Why is Starkville getting chipotle and not canes
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@KeeganSpinBray No I paid for the whole thing cuz my mother raised me well
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3 years
Highway 12 is backed up. Student living is full of U-Hauls. Cars are jumping curbs. Lifted trucks with greek stickers are rolling coal. Starkville is healing
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@bradiscus
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5 years
@jameyhatley @cganiere @unicornyemi @Cernovich I’m fairly certain very little if any modern day wealth comes from the slave trade. Just because someone’s ancestors suck does not mean they do.
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@bradiscus
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2 years
I mean hell I don’t like pay to park either but y’all really have nothing better to do than say nasty things on Twitter about by far one of the best mayors Starkville has ever had? @lynn_spruill deserves all our respect
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@bradiscus
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3 years
Petition to change / create Starkville’s motto to “cheese fry capital of the world” @lynn_spruill What follows is a thread of places in Starkville with top tier cheese fries.
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@bradiscus
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4 years
Someone tell me why, instead of studying, I emailed this to Cane's
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4 months
@cal_gif @JackMacCFB I never cringed harder
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@bigcontentguy I would file a lawsuit so fast and take the buffalo to court
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5 years
Update: 2 months later and @uk_specialists is STILL private. @maroonband really out here destroying people.
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2 years
Wow graduate school applications came fast. Final tally: 3/5. I was accepted at Duke, Georgetown, and Cambridge. Rejected from Oxford and Stanford. Not bad, Brady
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@paynushurts Honestly prolly will make crazy tips
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4 months
Drinking around the world at Epcot sounds so miserable. I can think of nothing worse than being drunk and surrounded by Disney adults
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@kaitduffy Tough day for me
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@emilykmay They all sound the same
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@halalguysnyc Together we could…go on an adventure
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10 months
@LordVyanky @theLordeEnjoyer Wrong. Desperately need a palette cleanse after Oppenheimer
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I need everyone to pray, send good vibes, rub your crystals, etc. for me. I am in contention for a major, major opportunity that would absolutely change my life. I should know if I got it by Wednesday.
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4 months
I’m third wheeling my best friend and his wife on a vegas trip and have been told I need to bring a girlfriend next time DMs open
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3 years
IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN HOUR TO BUY A PERMIT IT SHOULD NOT TAKE AN
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Y’all remember like a year ago when everyone was tweeting their sappy little “goodbye twitter, this community has meant so much to me” and now we’re all still here
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3 months
What’s the album name
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10 months
@dyersfilms IT HAS BEEN OUT FOR ONE NIGHT STOP RUINING THE JOKES
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@bradiscus
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2 months
Went on the weirdest Hinge date ever on Saturday but at least my number in her phone was saved as “HOT Duke Lawyer Brady 🔥🔥🔥🔥” Strikes & gutters
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@bradiscus
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3 months
Throwback to Valentine’s Day 2021 when I flew down to see my long distance girlfriend, got dumped, and then a massive ice storm hit and I was stuck at her place for 4 more days
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@bradiscus
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4 years
Time for my favorite game: what are people getting pointlessly mad at @lynn_spruill for today?
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2 years
Pay him
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2 years
I GOT A JOB OFFER
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1 year
@WolfonWALSHst Read it once and farmed it for AR points till the end of time
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3 months
@mikecommito @skg_18 Ordering this poster today
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6 months
@TeebsMcGeebs @NBAMemes This is truly a terrible opinion
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@bradiscus
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1 year
Even if this game doesn’t go State’s way, I don’t want to see a single word of Chris Jans slander. In a single year, he rejuvenated MSU hoops and made the Big Dance.
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@bradiscus
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10 months
7 months progress Since last time: gained 10 pounds, Bench up 25 pounds, curls up 10, started adding in shoulders and back, but most proud of my leg press and squat now higher than before my ankle break. Biggest issue lately is getting enough calories
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@bradiscus
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1 year
3 months progress pic woohooooo
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@bradiscus
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4 months
I fear that my cross to bear is staying single just to make good twitter content for you all
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