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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

2 years

I love to look like I love to have sex

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3 years

is this cute

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FAG OTTER ALERT

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3 years

the shake shack pride milkshake slaps tbh

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Question… which one do you guys prefer?

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2 months

@heaven_toniight I miss Big Ang so bad

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5 months

Why is your bf in my followers??

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1 year

I hate this ugly bitter asshole!! She’s stupid and mean and has no concept of taste either!!

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5 months

I love how many of Kelela’s songs boil down to “hey dumdum we fucking or what?”

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

2 years

Yelling LEAVE IT whenever I see a dude in a pup hood getting a drink

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2 months

Oh I need to hear his dogshit takes

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coasterwife

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3 years

!!!

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

11 months

Pray for me to match

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coasterwife

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8 months

I want gay guys to evolve to a point where tops have front-facing eyes and bottoms have sideways-facing eyes

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coasterwife

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4 years

peaked in 8th grade

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2 years

☺️

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coasterwife

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8 months

Do you ever pre in your pants and it glues part of your slit together without you knowing and then when you pee you end up shooting in three different directions?

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coasterwife

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8 months

Hemorrhaging followers so am posting pube to circumvent further loss

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

3 months

Partnered man hit me up on Grindr telling me follows me here because “he wants to hit” and I let him know that I’m only looking to engage with single dudes and he sent me the Cardi “Should I kill myself” screenshot, blocked me on Grindr, and unfollowed me here Have to respect it

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

10 months

Tell me I’m hot or I’ll drive this bike into oncoming traffic (on a main thoroughfare where it’ll cause major delays)

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6 months

Babe you’re 31

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coasterwife

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7 months

Damn having a lazy eye kinda sexy

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coasterwife

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5 years

@babyscallop g.i. bella hadid

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3 months

I didn’t get guest list for Charli Boiler Room so I blocked sky ferrori

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coasterwife

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3 years

cishet coworkers be like: i had a nightmare i called you a faggot

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4 years

anal eyes analyze anal lies

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1 year

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coasterwife

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3 years

@_pure_1 throwing their little gamestop booties etc etc

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

6 months

None of you are him not a single goddamn one of you

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5 months

My Christmas present to myself is using an old photo for attention

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

7 months

Not even 24 hours living in Brooklyn and I’m already in a throuple 😳🥰

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

6 months

This is what a gay otter actually looks like take note fackits

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7 months

It’s giving very Bushwick

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5 months

Not me looking medium tough in this twink bar bathroom…….

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1 month

Gagged me a bit

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

7 months

Wishing I could condense the love and admiration I have for the people in my life into a sexy funny pithy sentimental tweet but I don’t know how I’d even begin to do that so instead Here’s my pubes

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

1 year

. @BateWorld

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

1 year

Finally home

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

14 days

What’s tea, SF?

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5 months

Need his dinosaur bone in my tar pit

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

5 months

(It’s because your bf is a straight man who followed me, a gay guy, to get me, a gay guy, to pay for his onlyfans and isn’t actually your bf but just an image to serve as source of clout that doesn’t even belong to you)

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coasterwife

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2 years

Im normal

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coasterwife

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7 months

No exaggeration but like……. Enby tenderqueers are actually the meanest people in the world

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coasterwife

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29 days

Nothing about saying this is dangerous. You do not need a safe space, you need basic verbal comprehension

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2 months

@lenaruthsolow @mbullobullo Yes exactly all the anguish and homoeroticism are gone!!! Where’s the tension???

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coasterwife

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4 months

Feels very self-fulfilling prophecy that this was right before I accidentally did meth

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3 years

crazy ass white boy for gecs tonite

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

4 years

i was so stoned last night i jerked it to this promoted tweet with the sound off

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4 years

Mike’s a pro wrestler but an amateur baker. Watch him easily make his first cheesecake, then try it and see for yourself.

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3 months

BYE BYE by Kim Gordon be like

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coasterwife

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3 years

✈️👰🏽‍♂️

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coasterwife

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3 years

is he, y’know?

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coasterwife

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5 months

. @trulyrick

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coasterwife

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1 year

@MegansStats Need a mother/daughter road trip comedy starring them

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2 months

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coasterwife

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11 days

Sorry but if you think 360 (or Von dutch or Club classics) is exclusionary and not aspirationally-predicated realism, that’s on you

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coasterwife

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2 years

Some gay people are worse than other gay people

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26 days

Important to tilt your head back just the right amount

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coasterwife

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8 months

Happy Folsom 😊

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coasterwife

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9 months

Feeling bigly on today

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coasterwife

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1 year

One last day on extended vacay, one last psychotic look

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coasterwife

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1 year

@kissmeriver As if the image of the horse is just there for kicks

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coasterwife

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2 years

Hate that eating less works 😔

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

4 years

@arabthot lmao u kno he immediately googled “chopped urban dictionary” after your reply

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coasterwife

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2 months

Arms as big as my heart (Cardiomegaly from hemochromatosis)

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coasterwife

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3 months

Felt cute waiting for my Wendy’s

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coasterwife

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2 months

Merry Christmas

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

4 years

liberals from the california love to shit on southern states meanwhile we voted wrong on every single fucking state proposition so guess what we also hate poor folks and poc, like no affirmative action/rent control/funding for schools? lmao there’s no reason for superiority CA

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coasterwife

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2 years

Fat

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coasterwife

@freshgaycorpse

2 months

Now’s the time

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2 months

Moving back to New York as a 30-something is about taking hot pics at 3am on a Tuesday morning and saving them until you can get full engagement

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coasterwife

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3 months

No side? Charli hates bators

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choose your player #xcx6

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1 month

Austin sucks kinda 🥰

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5 months

You ever seen two pretty Asian top best friends?

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2 years

close up of the hot live pic

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3 months

Actually this is the one I should have posted

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6 months

Thankful for my loved one

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coasterwife

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4 months

Don’t piss in my ass and tell me you’re cumming

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4 months

@tannertan36 So brave of your friend to be put in front of all of your thirsty gay followers

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4 months

My hand looks SO small

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2 months

“Politically bisexual” one of the worst things I’ve ever read and I read all 576 pages of Tyra Banks’ Modelland

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coasterwife

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1 year

Happy that gen Z is so oppressively dogmatic about age gaps because it means older men will only have me pretending to be in my teens when they want their dad/son kick

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coasterwife

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7 months

I’m so excited to be another SF 9 who moved to be an NYC 7

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6 months

Beg pardon

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1 year

Cheers to being unemployed

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coasterwife

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7 months

Thank you to my iPhone that I looked hot and nice in this photo even with an Apple Watch on

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coasterwife

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9 months

Well

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coasterwife

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4 months

Oh bitch

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5 months

I love how many of Kelela’s songs boil down to “hey dumdum we fucking or what?”

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coasterwife

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1 year

All those specks on my mirror mean my oral hygiene is beyond reproach

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5 months

Less than a week apart

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u have to be a specific type of fine to pull off a buzzcut AND a mullet

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coasterwife

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7 months

Was assigned the role of “The Beggar” at a Puritan-themed murder mystery part tonight how did I do

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6 months

Something about the Macri Park bathroom makes my ptosis act up but it works for me

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2 years

I deserve to be the spunky pregnant wife of a stoic beefcake baker

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coasterwife

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4 months

I hate awards shows because it’s like an exhausting litany of nominations and then snubs and then red carpet looks and then complaining about the host(s) and then complaining about the winners when all of that time and attention could be spent on wanting to have sex with me

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