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Married father of two awesome kids!

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Basics of a balance sheet!
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@realEstateTrent Your posts are so confusing. Last week it was NYC is amazing. This week it's the complete opposite lol
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@AJA_Cortes Pot along with alcohol are so overrated. Quit them both and you will gain back 30 pts to your IQ within a month lol
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@collin_ruth89 The dark side of humanity??? I didn’t even seen anything that bad lol
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@kenzianidiot Any question they had were answered by the link 😂😂
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@ChefGruel Hey Chef, is smoked pulled pork better the next day after cooking?
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@phountoulis @DonMiami3 @MacroEdgeRes Yup. 80% the new pricing model and 20% inflation.
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@RosserJobs Big Bang Theory
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@AbudBakri I randomly quit drinking 3 years ago because for the simple reason I didn’t want a hangover to reduce the time I spend on this earth with my children. It’s been one of the best decisions I’ve ever made in my life.
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@ChefGruel Do customers actually send something back before tasting anyways? That seems crazy lol
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@indexnforgetit @theLUCASTDS @RealEstateMaxi I am confused. Why didn’t this room already exist then? If your foyer was able to support adding a whole bedroom, without removing or moving stairs, and without inhibiting the existing entrance of the home. How is that even possible?
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@bolbibaby How would a random chick know what vehicle you drove to the gym lol
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@TheDadAesthetic @BowtiedNerdyRN The gifts are so annoying. More junk to get rid of or put away.
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@realEstateTrent Good idea. Rent reduction just helps save an already sinking ship.
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@privateinequity Any weed smoker will tell you that it works well for a couple weeks and then it just becomes a boring habit. You aren’t actually getting high anymore. Just replacing what’s missing in the new void you created and bringing you somewhat back to “normal” again.
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@sailoronarock @WallStreetSilv So like working at a pizza company you make amazing pizzas for those that tipped previously and alright pies for those who have never tipped/didn’t tip?
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@dirtyhandsops Call him and ask what you are missing. There's gotta be more to this story!
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@SpaceCoastCRE Kids will do 99% of what you posted above by just not giving them a smart phone with unfettered access to the internet. Everyone you posted was quite normal 40 years ago! None of this was seen as special like it is today. Crazy how times change!
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@Whitney_Sheph @meetmikehiggins just ask around. you know how many people have the ability to cut hair within 20 miles of you? it's in the thousands. you'll find someone that will do it for sure!
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@TylerPurcell24 I grew up on a cul de sac with 15 family members that all belonged to the same yacht club down the street. It was interesting lol
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@AJA_Cortes is there ever a downside to drinking an extra protein shake late at night?
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@ConnorAbene Never forget you and your wife are a Team. It's you and her together versus whatever you are dealing with. Don't fall down the slippery slope of you versus her. It will happen especially with sleep deprivation. 😴
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@MaxKShaw @fesshole The staff pulls an uno reverse and you are billed accordingly
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@Kuzmanomics Even if you are rich, the food is old and disgusting by the time it gets to you. Want to find out how old? Go sit at a Chipolte and watch how long Doordash orders sit. Disgusting.
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@Camp4 That is one of the sweetest things I’ve ever seen written. Thank you for sharing
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If you aren't following @privateinequity then I highly recommend checking him out. Excellent resource and a great guy!
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Come to the office Listen and learn Read a book a week Understand why the way things are Be intellectually curious
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@BarnabasDull @GRomePow Worse than that. You gotta keep working to pay for your car/commute/gas
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here's two amazing books i have found this past week thanks to folks on X: abundance: the future is better than you think by peter diamandis and steven kotler ( @privateinequity , thank you!) the outsiders by william n. thorndike ( @BoringBiz_ , thank you!) hope you all enjoy!
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@NY_EvilEmpire Insane. Low # of ABs though
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@dig_deeper1 45 year old dating 25 year old is kinda weird dude lol
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@_FlipMan Did the elevator dude just not want to correct his coworker? Lmfao………..
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@geersn @Jesse_Livermore Michigan is absolutely mammoth
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@RJGeezer @ChefGruel hate to break the news to you but restaurants serve a lot of leftovers already!!!
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i wish there was a way to see: 1. the greatest X posts of all time 2. most popular X posts by user name 3. X posts that have resulted in the greatest impact in the real world any features you hope to see on X some day?
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@mitchell_sorkin Holy shit! Great return on investment. Well done.
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@SamEversonCle @anothercohen @mmsmithlegal Cleveland is the best kept secret in the US
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@mhp_guy "If you aren’t making the guy sweat then you aren’t digging deep enough." Well said, Chris!!
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@BikesandBitcoin @GrulkeLamonte Is this where you hold tough conversations?
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Please check out @BobKnakal and @realEstateTrent 's event if you haven't already!! Awesome accounts to follow as well!
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Don, honored to be co-hosting with you this year! Folks are so excited!! It’s going to be epic my friend!!!
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@sweatystartup Do you allow toys in your kid's bedrooms? My biggest struggle lately is getting her to clean her room; however, I think I am making it way more difficult than it needs to be with the amount of stuff we have allowed to accumulate.
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@Homeschool_LLC @majdav_ I started in business before specializing in accounting! Nothing wrong at all with her path!!!
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@KrissBergTweets @AvivaRealEstate How much all in for thar? 60-70k?
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remove barriers to reading and learning new things 1. get a library card & kindle paperwhite (or similar) 2. download libby app. link library card to libby 3. whenever someone recommends a book you are interested in then borrow it & send it from libby to paperwhite 4. read
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@Jeffdthompson Ball so hard the pics look fake. Insane.
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@HolmanTravel @ChefGruel Incentives drive human behavior
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@TylerPurcell24 Christmas lights?
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@MaxFisherCRE @SunlitTrails At least 30-40% down
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@collin_ruth89 If I had to choose alcohol or caffeine for the rest of my life I would most definitely not choose alcohol lol
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@AJA_Cortes Agreed. Legalization of alcohol normalized another drug addiction also.
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@OMD_SkyDog $500 or $50? Lmao
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i wish there was a way to look at posts on X that could've/should've went viral, but because they were posted from an account with 2k followers instead of 200k followers it didn't gain enough traction. some sort of metric that is weighted by # of followers etc would be neat
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@anothercohen I think my entire city retired after Covid. It’s like does any of y’all work!?!?
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@nahumg_ld @AJA_Cortes Bro, who pissed in your Cheerios lmao
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@ryanstephens @sweatystartup We kept trying that, but the closet ends up a disaster as well. I think we need to donate 80% of the stuff, and dwindle it down. I think between Christmas in December and birthday in February, we get swamped with stuff from family members. Always from family.... tough
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@LandlordRev @realfrugalmogul At least it covered the ten year warranty period lmao
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@shawngorham calm down dude bro! 99% of people here are: shit posting here for the entertainment messing with the original poster on purpose an actual bot account don't worry, you aren't famous man lol
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@HolmanTravel @ChefGruel 100%. 30 an hour is for the low performers at a quality restaurant. 60 an hour is easily obtainable for high performer's. Exceptional pay for those who enjoy service industry work.
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@Mathew_of_LWFAH @SullyBusiness There's a guy on here that sells tanning packages and his outlook on business is the COMPLETE opposite of what yours is. Crazy how different everyone is lol. He basically says he wants people to sign up and forget they are paying him. Weird way to make an impact on the world!
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@sweatystartup Drone? Or just live in the moment 😂😂 Love it. Enjoy!!!
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@gullylurk @JeppsenJonny Not when it’s as mint as yours. Nice ride
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@realEstateTrent Added to the list. Thank you, Trent.
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@RobertMSterling @GuyDealership Quoted price - With or without the people?
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@realEstateTrent @X @elonmusk Repost this without tagging Elon. Let people quote the original post and tag Elon. More reach and notifications on his end
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@roblabonne need to pay the collin tax, sir @collin_ruth89
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@gas_biz @OsoTypesWords @fortworthchris getting paid to drive for dollars!
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@website_joe @ShannonJean Right same here. It's gotta be people that have always done it a certain way just keep doing what works even after marriage. Like, if it's not broke don't fix it mentality?
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@typjohns My favorite is booking one week out lol
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People never forget amazing gifts
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He was THE real estate transactional attorney of his day!! A few weeks ago, I mentioned the sale of several parking garages we sold for The Cromwell Group that did an LBO on Kinney Parking Systems in the mid-1980s. David Lender was the Executive Director of Cromwell and two of
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@bycourtneym As you move into grades 1-5 how much are you increasing time? My wife and I homeschooled our 6 year old daughter this year. She turns 7 coming up
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@OMD_SkyDog It was a mistake. Took out his card like usual. Not paying enough attention while drinking. Swiped wrong card. Hell no keep him he sounds like a great guy.
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@StudentRentPro Swinging for the fences lol
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@privateinequity would disagree here! Plenty of free content that isn’t being paywalled for you to consume.
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If you only consume free content you will get the results everyone has. Average.
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@contractorkeith What a nice tenant!
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@mhp_guy $100 for family of 4 for pizza!?!
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@BrandonLewin @Jmcgowan3838 Facebook homeschooling Mom's groups are a super power. My wife shows up at all kind of places and 10 homeschooling Mom's meet her there. It's so cool lol
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@Thefrugalgay11 The only FI # I cared about was retiring my wife before we started our family. For now, I'm enjoying the journey!
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@privateinequity i was wondering this same thing a few days ago. how many men are taking their paychecks and setting up cryptocurrency wallets that could be unknown to wife/out of reach of divorce court etc. there's definitely a non-zero amount lol
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@Wombo88 @Serverwipe @AJA_Cortes Hahahaha damn you 😂😂
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@cordes_tax @HaziqInayat @JStaatsCPA It’s a great conversation starter. Maybe your favorite sport too. Or if you like boating etc something to do with your hobbies
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@sweatystartup Please explain to him revenue vs earnings lol
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@cordes_tax @bhallcpa @IDdoITtheSAME @wahsatchmo Lmao can’t believe that. Great read 😂😂
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@gilbert They crossed their eyes
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@markjenney You gotta pull the data that doesn’t include dudes flying Cessnas around town by themselves.
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@ChefGruel I swear you have a tip for everything, I'm still amazed my cold grated butter 😂😂
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@BowTiedBroke Y’all crazy driving like that in the snow, any vehicle! 😂😂
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@blake_hagz I wonder what a top golf site could be used for if they ever closed
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@indexnforgetit @theLUCASTDS @RealEstateMaxi I just saw the link. Damn it looks perfect. Well done!
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@gas_biz You need to share more of this side of your journey! Enjoy your Sunday bro!
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@DevotedDividend @Rob02909237 What’s the opportunity cost of missing out on amazing travel and memories though
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@PearlCreek @FiSurgi Then the Segway CEO drove himself off a cliff and died. Sad
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