Look at these beautiful arrangements
@Seung4680
prepared for me ❤️
Conroy’s Flowers Torrance is the official flower shop of Whole Mars. Order your Mother’s Day flowers with the code MARS and get 20% off your order.
Cost to fly an astronaut to the International Space Station 🛰
Boeing — $90,000,000
SpaceX — $55,000,000
@elonmusk
is basically doing a 2 for 1 deal.
And guess who saves? You, the taxpayer.
So apparently Bill Gates hit up
@elonmusk
to discuss “philanthropy on climate change” but Elon asked if he still had a half billion dollar short position on $TSLA.
Bill said he hasn’t closed it out, so Elon told him to get lost. No idea if this is true lol
That’s not what racism is. Racism is prejudice or discrimination against any race, not just cases that “privilege white people”
This is literally a racist definition of racism
Apple has released a software update limiting the use of AirDrop in China in light of recent protests.
AirDrop was being used by protesters to transmit info directly phone to phone, bypassing the Great Firewall of China.
According to new CDC guidelines anyone posting a shirtless pick of
@elonmusk
to make fun of him must also post a shirtless pic of themselves for comparison
The
@elonmusk
I see people talking about on Twitter isn’t the one I know. Not the one i’ve talked to and sat down with
Instead, they’ve come up with some cartoon caricature of a comic book supervillain and believe it is real. It is amazing to see people so divorced from reality
When
@elonmusk
got into online payments, it changed the world.
When he got into electric cars, it changed the auto industry.
When he got into space it revitalized the sector. Even side projects like Starlink changed lives.
What impact will he have on social media?
Misconception:
@elonmusk
is destroying Twitter
Reality: Twitter was on the path to bankruptcy and is now headed towards sustainable profitability for the first time in its history
that awkward moment when you walk into
@elonmusk
’s house without knocking and see him organizing a coup of bolivia while having a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne as mexican drug lords move drugs out of his house to help fake Tesla’s sales numbers
Because being the CEO of SpaceX, Tesla, Boring Company, Neuralink, and buying Twitter wasn’t enough,
@elonmusk
has now decided he needs to solve war too 😂 🤦
To get back at
@elonmusk
, the left says owning a Tesla is now like "wearing a MAGA hat", and I should now be embarrassed to drive the most American made car.
A group that tells me what I'm allowed to drive & think or I'll be ostracized is not a group I want to be a part of.
This is a visual representation of the Tesla Autopilot / FSD neural networks that drive your car.
Every dot represents a mathematical operation running in the car. $TSLA
@elonmusk
When he was 17,
@elonmusk
came to America.
He has generated wealth for this country. He has generated tax revenue for our government. He has increased American exports. He has, in my opinion, advanced our national security. He’s created jobs & minted millionaires.
Let’s recap for those who are new here:
1. Teala short sellers mounted a viscious disinformation campaign against
@elonmusk
, worst ever seen
2. Elon won, Tesla stonk goes $180 to $1200
3. Elon puts flaming red short shorts on Tesla store for $69.420
4. Instantly sold out
No human drivers were harmed in the making of this video!
The Tesla did the drive entirely by itself with 0 human input. No accelerator presses, no speed limit changes, nothing.
@elonmusk
$TSLA
The irony of the media:
If someone falls asleep in their Tesla on Autopilot and survives that’s news because it’s unusual.
But if that same person was driving a gas car manually and fell asleep and died, that’s no longer a story because it happens every day.
The far left is desperately praying for Twitter to be a disaster, spinning stories about how the sky is burning… but the truth is everyone on Twitter is having fun. Including them!
haven’t seen this site so active in a while
@elonmusk
Tesla's Gigafactory Shanghai has begun mass producing Model Y, for delivery in China & Asia as well as export to Europe, Australia, and other key markets.
This is big.
$TSLA
@elonmusk
Elon Musk’s allegedly banged Google co-founder Sergey Brin’s wife leading to the couple’s divorce filing. The two are apparently no longer friends.
@elonmusk
VW Group CEO Oliver Blume is expected to scrap Audi's Artemis autonomous driving project under a new software roadmap, Automobilwoche reports.
Under the new roadmap, Audi is unlikely to launch fully autonomous cars before 2030.
We have a lot of empty land in this country.
I get what
@elonmusk
is always saying… if we just put a shit ton of solar panels down there with good interconnection around the country it would be very helpful.
I booked a doctors’s appointment on my phone, and it was automatically added to my calendar.
When I got in my Tesla, it saw it on my calendar and automatically set it as the destination.
Then I just activated FSD and my car drove me there, through all the SF morning craziness
The federal budget deficit is $2.7 trillion
Guys, this is pretty fucked. The “Pay your fair share” thing is kind of a distraction because you can’t find $2.7 trillion in revenue just from taxing billionaires.
@elonmusk
Bots are not “an excuse”, they are a reality that Twitter users like me deal with every day.
If advertisers think they’ve been paying to advertise to humans, but instead they’ve been advertising to robots… that’s going to materially impact the advertising business adversely.
A friend of mine tweeted that their brand new iPhone wouldn’t turn on.
Apple DM’d her and gave her instructions to force restart the phone (software froze).
After the issue was fixed, she deleted the tweet. There is so much value in Twitter that can be unlocked
@elonmusk
Congratulations X team and
@elonmusk
X is the number 1 free app in the App Store right now, beating out ChatGPT, Threads and TikTok
Tell your friends to sign up for X and let’s keep it going
Elon is hilarious.
He impulsively decided to buy this website for $44 billion, tried to get out of it, got sued, got forced to buy it, and then fired almost everyone — cracking dad jokes the whole time.
If that’s not comedy I don’t know what is.
Guys. I drove all around LA today and yesterday. Used FSD 100% of the time. Had zero takeovers.
Recorded all today’s drives to Petersen museum, LA auto show, and then back
@elonmusk
Elon is right. The advertisers who pulled out of X should go fuck themselves.
This whole saga is everything wrong with this country today. We face real problems as a nation. Massive problems.
But instead of actually doing anything about it, we’re obsessing over trivialities.…
I strongly believe that the silent majority are moderates.
They’re not in love with Republicans but they’re not in love with Democrats either. They’re practical.
You won’t find them screaming on Twitter, you’ll find them working hard and taking care of their families.
Imagine showing this to someone in 1990
the car is processing video of its surroundings and creating and rendering a 3D vector space model of key features in real time
On the right side you have aerial imagery from satellites
The car has fast internet. It’s driving itself
If
@elonmusk
is going to let Trump come back, i’m selling my Tesla and getting the biggest dirtiest low mpg SUV I can find.
I want Musk to look at all the pollution and regret what he’s done. Who is with me?