@me_lanin_pie
At his dad's burial, he was called out to come and dance with his 'ololufe', and a lady in same attire as his stood beside him😳🧐.
Be like na me he dey use cheat on her sef💀.
@SelemaEnang
He has a big tummy🥶...
"Big tummy is a sign of wealth, I can't do without taking beer in a day, it calms me."
Booda Brewery, I cannot can.
We could not even hug, his tummy was in the way😩😂.
@Ade_dharmola
My dad would be at anglomoz carpark..
Dad: hello, where are you?
Me: I'm in my hostel sir.
Dad: okay, I'm outside your hostel, I brought some provisions for you
Me: (in ibadan🙆♀️🙆♀️😭😭😭)
@ebukarrh
😳😳😳.
Baba faced the driver and told him to tell me to go to the back that why would he allow a small girl like me sit in front to Abuja from Ife😯..
As they were talking I just continued reading my novel and sipping my drink😌..cos it's obvious Baba was talking in the rubbish
March 1st!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
My eldest sister gave birth today to a bouncing baby boy after 11YEARS of marriage.
God it can only be you🙇♀️🙇♀️😭😭🙏🙏!
Ayo abara tintin💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
What God cannot do doesn't exist o!
@ebukarrh
I usually like the front seat esp. on long journeys.
So I either come early to the park or wait for the next vehicle.
Na so I dey go Abuja this year o, was in my usual front seat reading a novel and sipping my Nutri C, this old baba came, said I should get down and go to the back
@ebukarrh
Baba kept talking and talking at the back on how we children nowadays are mannerless.
Me:😌😌😌.
We never reach Akure, baba was already snoring loudly.
@maxvayshia
I had a similar experience in Obafemi Awolowo University 2013.
I was at the topmost floor of my dept 5pm thereabout one evening. I planned reading till 7pm then head back to the hostel.
Immediately I got there, I saw another coursemate reading there already ...
@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
My PPA was ibadan local airport NAMA...
Their HR can send you on errands 20 times in an hour🤕.
This fateful day, madam sent me to buy food for her at the airport canteen, she wanted ponmo and fish but it was only beef left, I called her on phone thrice to let her know, oga no
Sometn crazy happened nt quite long🤯🤯.I gave 2 people ride,when twas time for them to come down only 1 person did,I asked for the 2nd person,this man said it was only him that entered the car🤯😲and I'm damn sure twas 2pple,I just hope this missin guy hasn't entered my body🙆♀️🙆♀️
@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
doesn't want the food again, I jejely went to my office, ate the food, drank water.
Later, I went to meet the GM(this man was like a true father God bless him)that I needed a change of dept..which was granted.
They never gave us salary o, it was only the 19800 alawee o and these
@taiwo_champ
@TadyJerry
My dear: Mi serious iyawo mi
Oya name it, anything...ki lo fe.
S.W: mo fe lo se shopping ni dubai
My dear: You have it already! To ba tun de ma tun oko ayokele kan fun e
Stupid wife: yeeeee....aye mi ti de. Awon ore mi ma gba
😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣yoruba feeem
@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
The people we met there were preaching to us that it's how well we 'serve' them that'd make them consider us and retain us as contract staff,20k salary..
Abeg hol your job I no want🤧🙄.
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@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
...pick(she never picks calls cos she expects you to come back and relay the message to her in person)but that day i wasn't going to have it..
Me I sha bought beef for her alongside the semo she wanted.
This woman abused my generation that day, told me to return it, that she...
@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
woman wanted to finish our lives with errands, I stopped going at a point...
Na Sam from the North I pity pass, this guy suffered in the hands of this woman...the guy didn't enjoy his service year at all...
@maxvayshia
...we greeted and continued reading.
Lo and behold I started hearing sounds of people opening chairs and sitting but they weren't visible. I looked at my coursemate, she looked at me. It stopped for a while, we got engrossed with our reading....
@maxvayshia
like 30mins after I decided to stretch my neck small then I saw 4 people already sitting to our right😳. As as how now, when did you guys enter😳😳. They looked stiff and empty kinda. But I tot I was making it up in my head. So, stood up to say hello and see if they're our...
@maxvayshia
...coursemates too. Who send me😭😭😭?
I greeted the first 3, they didn't answer. I got to the 4th greeted 'it' more enthusiastically, no reply, I was about returning to my table,carry my things and flee when he turned to face me looking like an empty dead body, no eyes...
Wanna give out this credit to anyone who needs it as a sign of my appreciation to
@MojiDelanoBlog
for crediting me this evening.
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🙏🙏🙏
Another one coming soon😁
@maxvayshia
We started running but we got like 6 staircases to descend🙆♀️😭😭😭, we heard legs chasing us noisily, we were crying, running, falling....
I can never forget that night, ever!
Ojúmọ́ irẹ,
Ojúmọ́ ìgbéga,
Ojúmọ́ àlàáfíà
Ojúmọ́ ìbùkún,
Ojúmọ́ àṣeyọrí,
Ojúmọ́ ẹ̀kúnrẹ́rẹ́ ayọ̀ .....nì òní yìí yóò je fún ìre àti emi lase Èdùmàrè 🤲!
I can't stop laughing right now..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I told my parents to stay at home but they insisted on going to church..
Now they're back within 30mins..
Pastor sent them back..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@maxvayshia
...no nose😳🥵🥶
then he said "what do you want from us"?
Want ke🙆♀️😭
I said, "nothing"! emphatically
I ran to my seat, as I was packing my things inside the bag my coursemate was doing same without even telling her what happened...
Àdúrà Ìdajì:
Olúwa adupe wípé o tún fún wa ni ore-ofe lati wa láàyè ni òwúrò yìí.
Ìjáde àti ìwọlé wá kí o mú ayò dání.
Ohùn tàá je la n wa, ka ma pàdé òhun ti yòó je wa.
Elédùmarè jọ̀wọ́ je ki a ba ojú rere àti Anu re pàdé.
Ni àṣàlẹ́ kí a wa f'ope fún Ọlọ́run.
NEPA! NEPA! NEPA!!!!!
How many times did i call you?
Ti alaaro ba ni pe o ma da fun yin😡...
What is the usefulness of this low current😫😫😫😫😫, fan can't even work inside all these heat rogbodiyan
NEPA you'll ask for bread but ....😒
@scaiver
@MorrisBaker_
@Ibn_momoh
Returned wetin, everyone knows the canteen won't collect the food back na..she didn't even ask me..
But subsequently,after I left HR dept and I jam her for corridor
Me: good morning ma
Her:what is good about the morning? Ti mi ba good morning nko?
Me:(in my mind)na you na know o
Àtè ránse sí olólùfẹ́ mi ọ̀wọ́n🤭
Ẹni náà🥰,
Olólùfẹ́ mí, Ẹni bí Ọkàn mí, Ìfé ìgbà ewe mí, Àyànfé mí, Òdòdó tí ko le re dànù, Adé orí mí, inú mí dun púpò láti fi àtè ranse yìí si o...
Ọkàn rẹ a ma fa mi lorekore, súre tètè ma je ki bibo re pe mo.